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(please ignore what this acc is i accidentally made my primary a rp acc)

in response to the one abt false leaving to buy milk and cigarettes, she somehow ends up in utah.

i imagine it’s like the scene in the barbie movie where she passes a sign that says “welcome to the real world” and she ends up in fucking utah.

she goes to the nearest gas station (to buy milk and cigarettes of course) and meets this guy called wilbur, who has some weird ass hair and is definitely not from the real world.

wilbur is having an “oh shit” moment because he completely left the minecraft world with little to no announcement and then this steampunk-looking woman with a strong british accent comes in looking for milk and cigarettes.

(i’ve actually made myself a fic idea and i hate it /j)

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Gem tried to go to therapy once, Pearl volunteered to be the therapist, and now Gem is permanently scared of getting therapy

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because kathrine was a fairy in the first season she decided that she actually needed to have the most intimidating wings ever

as a result she has seven and a half stacks of different wings for every occasion

it drives everyone crazy most of all scott because he wants to be the most fashionable

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fwhip and gem are the exact same height but they both try to look taller than the other by wearing shoes with taller heels. gem won by wearing her Giant Wizard Hat

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counterpoint: false didn’t go to the party because oli is her best friend (totally confirmed in the oli finale) and she knew if she went he’d be forced to sit in the lonely person corner if she came

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False didn’t attend the princess tea party because she’s allergic to dresses.

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scott has synesthesia and absolutely hates being near joel because his voice tastes like green apple battery acid.

(this can also apply to sausage, who has a strangely psychedelic red voice, but he thinks joel is more annoying.)

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Pirate Joe does not know of the existence of skeletons beyond the fact that they’re monsters. His knowledge of anatomy is non-existent to the point where he thinks that skeletons in graves or decomposing bodies are just skeletons desecrating people’s memories and remains. The rest of the emperors think it’s a bit, so they go along with it. It’s not.

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False left to buy milk and cigarettes.

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The crown was completely fake, Pix just knew that as the resident historian, no one else would be able to tell its worthlessness. It is made from cardboard and those plastic gems you can get from the dollar store

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Jimmy used to be human, but he was cursed into being a toy as punishment for becoming a cop

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There was no curse. It was all a placebo effect and a coincidental drought making plants dry up

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Scott had Owen turned into a human to try and beat the furry allegations (it’s not working)

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Oli’s son is distantly related to the Qsmp eggs

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ignore the way i sent this to the wrong concepts page at first LMFAO

anyways

shelby didnt even plan on killing oli he just started singing and a rage came over her. she was probably gonna kill joey LOOOL

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Well I wasn’t completely wrong

The Evermoore isn’t haunted and there’s nothing up with the fog, it’s just some spirits getting absolutely blazed