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SLPT: Need to remove paint from your favorite shirt? Soak it in undiluted bleach and lay it out to dry for a night and the paint will be completely gone.
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SLPT: Don't do anything. Ever.
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Did you know that if you ignore your friends you will not be able to lie about being lonely
It's simple science
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SLPT : Save money by walking away and rejecting the invoice once your surgery is completed.
Ask them to activate their company insurance if they yell at you.
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SLPT: If you tell a pregnant woman congratulations and she tells you she isn’t pregnant, quickly tell her you meant on beating anorexia. This will save you some embarrassment and make the situation less awkward
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SLPT: When someone yells at you, just do what they do in the movies. Get closer to them and ask,"Are you as turned on as I am?" Yelling will stop.
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LPT: How to get quick and easy ass
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SLPT tired of high blood sugar? Don't eat anything, you'll be able to live like this for the rest of your life.
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SLPT It's better to live in denial than face the truth.
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SLPT: keep all your passwords posted on Facebook so it’s easily accessible. Edit: this works foe Reddit/titter/etc
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SLPT: Feeling sick from not eating but don't actually want to eat ? Down lots of fluids that will get to the stomach fast and ease the feeling. Or of course you could just like .....eat...when you're supposed to..
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SLPT: Tip for dealing with anxiety.
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SLPT: When the doctor ask you to take 2 pills a day, take 3 or 4 a day to surprise and overwhelm the virus.
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SLPT: easy way to get friends
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SLPT: Opening a brothel
If you want to open a legal brothel, call it a movie studio because having sex for money is illegal unless you film it, then your an artist. Start production on "Street walkers: Vol 1" and then bring in the "johns"
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SLPT: If pulled over for speeding, tell the officer you were just trying to get home because you left your newborn alone while you ran to the store.
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SLPT: If you have ants inside your house and you want an easy way to keep them out, simply keep all your food outside. The ants will no longer have any incentive to enter your domicile.
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