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If you had to convert to one of these religions other than your own (if any), which would you pick? Sorry no other option because people would just use it as a none of the above.

Christianity

Islam

Judaism

Hinduism

Buddhism

#admittedly i know christianity and islam the best and both suck absolute ass #surely buddism can't be worse? #drb

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I might be in love with my gardener but i have the one ring that rules them all so idrc about that rn

#lmao #lotr #drb

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nape kiss

[ID: An illustration of Kirk and Spock from Star Trek. Kirk is behind Spock, and is pulling down the zipper of Spock’s tunic and kissing the back of his neck. Spock’s eyes are closed and he smiles softly. The background is a blurry blend of green and blue. /end ID]

#spirk #drb #nsfw

[shut-up-danny-kun]

Hey. Hey, psst...

Image source

You like the Premise? You know, the ol' Kiwi and Spork? You know what I'm talkin' bout. Now...I betcha you wanna read somethin'. Somethin' you wouldn't want yer mama to see you reading. Somethin' so nasty it'll leave ya scrubbin' yer hands with gall soap...

Here, I got some. Click here ↓ to open my trenchcoat.

It's a Spirk fic. I AM SELLING YOU MY EXPLICIT SPIRK FIC 🔥🔥🔥 except I'm not selling it (that's illegal), just COME AND GET IT right here FOR FREE:

Two bonded lovers hanging out after work...I wonder what can happen?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN:

Touch telepathy and hand kink explained with made-up sciencey terms;

A very impatient captain, and a first officer who is very amused by this;

Switching power dynamics,

A human mouth that cannot catch a break;

A Vulcan mind that's trying to get over its shame.

Sprinkled over with canon-typical transcendent love. I swear it's funny, too.

And thank you to @yaoibattlepass for approving the merchandise before publishing.

#drb

[shut-up-danny-kun]

😉 let's do this

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🖖 First Trek media you encountered?

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#please don't ask about the cast #star trek tos #star trek tng #ask game #drb

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Dark Brew

Rating: Explicit (E)

Pairing: Senshi/ Chilchuck

Fandom: Delicious in Dungeon

Important tags: smut, drunk sex, hook up

Summary:

Chilchuck decides to get drunk the night before heading back into the dungeon. While drinking is fun and all he thinks getting some action couldn't hurt either. What will happen when a fellow traveler feels the same way and is ready to take him back to his tent?

#drb #promotion

[shut-up-danny-kun]

Hey. Hey, psst...

Image source

You like the Premise? You know, the ol' Kiwi and Spork? You know what I'm talkin' bout. Now...I betcha you wanna read somethin'. Somethin' you wouldn't want yer mama to see you reading. Somethin' so nasty it'll leave ya scrubbin' yer hands with gall soap...

Here, I got some. Click here ↓ to open my trenchcoat.

It's a Spirk fic. I AM SELLING YOU MY EXPLICIT SPIRK FIC 🔥🔥🔥 except I'm not selling it (that's illegal), just COME AND GET IT right here FOR FREE:

Two bonded lovers hanging out after work...I wonder what can happen?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN:

Touch telepathy and hand kink explained with made-up sciencey terms;

A very impatient captain, and a first officer who is very amused by this;

Switching power dynamics,

A human mouth that cannot catch a break;

A Vulcan mind that's trying to get over its shame.

Sprinkled over with canon-typical transcendent love. I swear it's funny, too.

And thank you to @yaoibattlepass for approving the merchandise before publishing.

#see? The Inspector approves. #drb

[shut-up-danny-kun]

when I re-read it a month after posting and think “yep. that's good”

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

#fanfic #drb #dannytypes

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Endlessly self promo-ing because I can't count the times I missed someone's fic link because I wasn't online at the right moment.

READ MY K/S FICS BOY

soliloquy in dits and dahs - T, 3K, finished. Spock gets to cry! Kirk helps. Angsty.

Mind, Blood and Metal - M, ???, not finished. It's my fucked up adoption plot. On hiatus for now as the mind desires simpler things, but will eventually be continued.

Awaken, Prince - T, 4K, finished. Trekkified sleeping beauty (Kirk is the sleeping beauty and Spock has to save him). I swear it's good.

What does Spock want, anyway? - M, 2K, finished. An exploration of the titular question using canon-typical illusion aliens alla The Cage.

Deny, deny, deny - E, 3K, finished. Porn about Spock pretending he doesn't feel things (he's the bottom).

Slime - E, 8K, finished. Kirk and Spock hanging out after work, learning about telepathy and fucking nasty. Sweet and funny.

#spirk #k/s fanfic #spirk fanfiction #ao3 #k/s #my fanfiction #dannytypes #self promo

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HIGH FIVE TO ALL DON QUIXOTE ENJOYERS!!!!

which of these books/plays have you read? the movie adaptation alone does NOT count

trainspotting by irvine welsh

the neverending story by michael ende

our town by thornton wilder

nights at the circus by angela carter

no place like home by mary higgins clark

don quijote by cervantes

the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde

more than one but not all of them

all of these

none of these

#polls #drb #i really liked that book #my style of humour

[shut-up-danny-kun]

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

#drb #deltarune

[shut-up-danny-kun]

I had an overwhelming need for a picture to exist of Alastor sitting in this position, so I made it exist.

#here. take my friend's hilarious little picture #drb

[shut-up-danny-kun]

Hey. Hey, psst...

Image source

You like the Premise? You know, the ol' Kiwi and Spork? You know what I'm talkin' bout. Now...I betcha you wanna read somethin'. Somethin' you wouldn't want yer mama to see you reading. Somethin' so nasty it'll leave ya scrubbin' yer hands with gall soap...

Here, I got some. Click here ↓ to open my trenchcoat.

It's a Spirk fic. I AM SELLING YOU MY EXPLICIT SPIRK FIC 🔥🔥🔥 except I'm not selling it (that's illegal), just COME AND GET IT right here FOR FREE:

Two bonded lovers hanging out after work...I wonder what can happen?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT CAN HAPPEN:

Touch telepathy and hand kink explained with made-up sciencey terms;

A very impatient captain, and a first officer who is very amused by this;

Switching power dynamics,

A human mouth that cannot catch a break;

A Vulcan mind that's trying to get over its shame.

Sprinkled over with canon-typical transcendent love. I swear it's funny, too.

And thank you to @yaoibattlepass for approving the merchandise before publishing.

#spirk #k/s #tos spirk #star trek tos #spirk fic #spirk fic rec #dannytypes #the premise

[shut-up-danny-kun]

My beautiful creation. Read it. I know you want to.

#spirk #dannytypes #drb #reblogging for different time zones

[shut-up-danny-kun]

😎 it's all here, folks... Read up.

by Maelstroem

After an…interesting day at work, Jim wants to spend the evening with Spock. Despite their newly formed bond acting up, as well as Vulcan attitudes towards pleasure, they have a lovely time, and Jim learns a few things about his bondmate’s body. * * * Written specifically with TOS characters in mind. Enough spit and cum to hydrate a man for a day.

Words: 8276, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard “Bones” McCoy

Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Hand & Finger Kink, Light Dom/sub, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Hand Jobs, (in more ways than one), Oral Sex, Alien Biology, Canon-Typical Vulcan Hoodoo, Jim being a good bondmate, Porn in character, Past Tense, Humor

#spirk #dannytypes

[shut-up-danny-kun]

#drb #polls

[shut-up-danny-kun]

JAY FOREMAN HAS POSTED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥