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hi grandma, sorry i haven't called you in a few weeks, i've been chasing revenge and it's very time consuming

#thought #may or may not be based on real events #funny #?? #i guess

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㋡🥀

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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

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This tiktok killed me 😂

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this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

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some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

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Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager

(Insp.)

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#nearly 4 months of inactivity and she comes back with a painting that took nearly 2 years to complete #star trek #star trek fanart #star trek deep space nine #st ds9 #ds9 #benjamin sisko #gul dukat #uss defiant #bajor #cardassians #terok nor #painting #my art

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pi-slices

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when people are like "oh yeah i never hang out with my nieces and nephews bc i hate kids. but wait until they're older haha they're gonna love me im gonna be the COOL aunt/uncle/whatever" like i hate to break it to you but even when they're older you will probably just be like any other awkward out of touch relative that they dread seeing because you refuse to engage with anyone that isn't directly inside the usual circle you socialize with. make an effort bitch

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*dukat voice* why major Kira I can’t believe that even you would hate to see a girlboss winning