simonsnow-bazpitch

[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Penelope, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Agatha: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Penelope: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Sgepard: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Penelope: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Simon: edible

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Agatha: The car takes a screenshot.

Baz: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: Okay, help me please!

Agatha : Got two words for you.

Simon: I bet they won't be helpful.

Agatha: Your problem.

Simon: I was right

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Penny: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Baz: I'm a knife.

Simon, from across the room: They're the little spoon

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Penelope: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Simon's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: I hate you

Baz: no you don't, you love me

Simon:...yeah...I love you

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: technically I am immortal until proven wrong.

Baz: that's not how it works.

Simon: I am immortal.

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

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[simonsnow-bazpitch]

Simon: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Baz: you're a hazard to society

Simon:... I know, but do you think I could do it?

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