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Any of y’all love taking up headspace like I do?

I’ve got like 300 little landmines of cursed knowledge I have embedded into the head of my partner, each of them primed for a different visceral response.

Car crash guy? Yep.

Rat Utopia? Affirmative.

The game? The game.

#196 #gay

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Is it “a universally recognized icon” or “a universally recognized icon”?

#english #writing #academic writing #grammar #probably a stupid question #but that’s how I roll

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There was a single (one) cockroach in my apartment last night, and for the entire time it was visible I was perfectly comfortable. I successfully moved the lad outside and when I came back in I was immediately fearful that I would see so many more.

Like the dude was just chilling on my floor, and I get that, sometimes it’s nice inside. I don’t want it to sound like this, but I really hope he doesn’t have any friends.

#196 #nature #cockroaches #I work in fields all the time #bugs in nature? no problem #bug in MY HOUSE? awful

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I think getting my finger caught in the door should be a minor injury. There is no reason I should be in this much pain for a stupid thing, it’s just a finger, why must it hurt for 2 weeks

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We are pretty much in the “early 2000’s” historically, but we wouldn’t really see it that way.

Future historians are gonna talk about our time period like we’d talk about the early 1700’s but the early 2000’s in my mind is pretty much just 2001 to 2010

#shower thoughts #I’m not a historian but I think time is weird #also as you get older #the more time you consider to be the start of your life #like old folks remember their 20’s like they were kids #because to them they were #i’m high #so don’t expect sense

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Nothing has made me happier than finally having earbuds again. I can finally exist in social situations without being blasted from both ends by conversation and sound.

Mmmmm my comfort music is back again

#196 #autism #idk how to tag #but for all my noise processors out there #may you never lose your earbuds or headphones #a fate surprisingly equal with death

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#48 more years

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A wise man.

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

#no we should hear him out #some good ideas outta this gunkus #sea creatures #196

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He needs to list it, lest he be killed by Big Beef* and must be identified by shoe size

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

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hello I'm goldie (:

any pronouns are okay but I like she/her the best 🏳️‍⚧️

my twitch

my youtube

my ko-fi

collection of mental health links

also if you accidentally read my pinned post you have to drink water

#get parried bozo #drink water

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This is so real

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🍉

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you would not believe Bill Nye, if ten million science guys,

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My favorite Youtubeist has quite the talented editor. I cannot find the original photo anymore but here he is for your use

#pokeposting #pokemon #stunfisk #196 #wolfey glick #competitive pokemon #pokemon vgc

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mantis mouthparts source