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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#i actually own an ominous cloak #not me #poll

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FUCK i missed the poll. i cant pick a favorite but im a sucker for the interchet

“pleasure to rob you! i mean meet you!”

“relentless gamer”

hes so silly

#not me #me #super paper mario #poll

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

#lemon stealing whores #not me

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can my tummy STOP hurting im trying to SLEEP

#me

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

#not me #not me is what i tag my reblogs

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"Today's story is a tale from long, long ago." by Uroad7

#luigi #super mario #not me #pokémon #mimikyu

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#real #not me #not me is what i tag my reblogs

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Uhh yea I’ve had this account for YEARS BUT I SHOULD FINALLY START TO POST. Especially with TikTok getting banned soon lolll BUT IM EXCITED TO START POSTING HEREEE :) I made this for SPM’s anniversary!!

#dimentio #mr l #super paper mario #not me

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

#not me #not me is what i tag my reblogs #this is true

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interviewing the lovelies

#kirby #king dedede #meta knight #not me #sailor dee #waddle dee

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#super paper mario #spm #paper mario #not me #yeah so i went to go visit my friend

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🌪️

#me #JUST FOUND OUT THE TORNADO WAS REALLY BAD #NOT TRYING TO MAKE LIGHT OF IT I WAS THERE AND I JUST DIDNT KNOW LOL

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"Now the Chaos Heart is mine!"

As promised this was supposed to be for the anniversary with the short Dimentio animation but I kinda forgor and then I got busy whoopsie daisy. I'm a big fan of the og design so I didn't change much, just some personal quality of life tweaks here and there

#kicking my feet eeee #lovetbis #super paper mario #dimentio #luigi #super dimentio #mr l #should i tag this mr l? #its mr l #not me #holy fuck #holy fucking fuck #that art of yours is insane

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let’s play WHATS UNDER THAT DAMN MASK!!!!!!

#dimentio #dimentio spm #spm #super paper mario #polls #not me

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

#not me

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Posting these here because I know tumblr liked these. Okay back to the shadows I go, bye

#HHHH #yummy #shapes #princess peach #princess daisy #princess rosalina #super mario #not me

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for anybody out there that cant draw dimentios head for the life of them i gotta tell you. you can just trace his sprites head. i wont tell anyone

#me #super paper mario #dimentio