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Person A: We saved the day!
Person B: I wouldn’t say all that. We definitely did something though.
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Person A: Can we keep them, please?
Person B: You can’t keep asking that every time we find someone that’s sad.
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Person A: How we feeling?
Person B: Mentally or the bruise that is my body?
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Person A: Are you ever gonna look at me?
Person B: I already see you every time I close my eyes. Please don’t force me to look at you.
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Cleric: These have been blessed by the gods.
*one angry mob later*
Paladin: You gave me loaded dice?! You said it was blessed by gods?!
Cleric: All of the gods gifts have been blessed and loaded dice is just one of those many gifts.
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Supervillain: Come here often?
Hero: To your secret evil lair? No actually, this is my first time.
Supervillain *shyly* : Do you like it?
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: Get a grip!
Person B: If you insist.
Person A: Not grip on to me!
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Person A: Don’t move until I tell you.
Person B: Okay.
* Person A walks away *
Person C: Why don’t you ever listen to me when I tell you to do things?
Person B: Maybe if you had a face like A’s I’d consider it more.
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: And you didn’t think to tell me!?
Person B: I didn’t think it was important at the time.
Person A: Oh silly me! How could I forget about the everyday occurrence of being stabbed!
Person B: See, you do understand why I didn’t feel the need to tell anyone.
Person A: *attempts to stab Person B themselves*
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: You can’t protect me and I don’t want you to.
Person B: It’s not that I can’t protect you but the fact that you keep doing stupid stuff that almost kills you.
Person A: Key word being almost.
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Imagine Your Otp
Person C: Put a sock in it or else.
Person B: Trust me, it takes a lot more than a threat to shut up A.
Person A: Yeah, a LOT more.
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: Leave me alone to wallow in self pity.
Person B: I’m not that nice.
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: Find some ghosts.
Person B: You are the ghost.
Person A: Are you saying I’m the ghost because I’m scary?
Person B: No, because of how sickly and pale you are.
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Person A: How did things go so wrong?
Person B: It started taking a turn for the worse around the time you started to open your mouth.
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Imagine Your Otp
Person A: Just hold me.
Person B: I would, but I can’t bear the thought of watching you crumble in my arms.
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Me telling myself I got a 5 on my APLit exam:
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Person A: “I can’t promise you anything.”
Person B: “If I wanted empty promises I would have said yes to the first person that offered me the world.”
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