Our Radiants need more hugs and snuggles. But many of them are Alethi/Vorin and for some reason they don't do hugs. I have a solution, though.
So first, Hoid (and Vasher, too, if he's in a snuggly mood, but that's unlikely) will get a bunch of soft, heavy blankets.
Next, he will Awaken each of them with the Command, "snuggle when you're thrown."
Then, throw the blankets at unsuspecting Radiants.
(Running away giggling like a little child is optional.)
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Hear these reviews by actual users!
Adolin: It makes me feel very un-Alethi in the best kind of way.
Renarin: It reminds me of my Mom!
Jasnah: Where was this when I was a child?
Dalinar: I think we all need one. Or two.
Kaladin: Zzz *deeply asleep, all wrapped up in the blanket* (Lopen: Hey Gancho, you're a chouta!)
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It's time to get spooky. 💀🎃👻
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can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are poly-safe blogs
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Had a great time at a park this morning. 😁🌳🌷🌻
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Spoiler art for the new Stormlight Rysn novella.
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My husband's take on Disgaea 5 and Animal Crossing via the classic MC Chris bit.
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i’m trying to imagine what i’d do if i saw someone in real life wearing a tshirt with quark from star trek deep space 9 on it in the year 2020 and i genuinely cant figure out what emotion i would feel
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After 4 months, my hair is finally back to normal!
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I love them both so much but have you read the fan fiction Molly is writing? It's incredible. If you love LotR and sweet hobbits, check it out. There is amazing ace representation in it and it made me cry so many times.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25095466?view_full_work=true
SCREAM
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What a beautiful baby! 😻
Early morning snuggles with Pixel and Artemis. ♡
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