just looked up a song on spotify to add it to my playlist and immediately after it in the search results was a playlist called ‘divorced aussie dad tunes’ and there was so much nickelback on it. no no no i am not becoming my father not today no sir.
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just changed my username to something objectively more homestucky than my homestuck blog. just couldn’t stop thinking about speaker crab man. i’m embracing it.
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once again begging my stepson to find god. someone has to answer for this.
literally 3:58am as i write this cat has just taken a shit so stinky i am suffocating in the stench from the DIAGONAL OPPOSITE END OF THE HOUSE. litter box next to an OPEN DOOR far corner of the house my room literally is in the opposite corner. know exactly whodunnit too. not my little angel. oh no no. he’s been knocked the fuck out in the same exact spot next to me since 11:00pm. it’s my fucking STEPSON, AND I CAN HEAR HIM NOT-BURYING IT (SCRATCHING FRANTICALLY ON PLASTIC WALLS OF LITTER BOX AS IF CONTRIBUTING ANY MANNER OF CHANGE TO THE UNIVERSE ASIDE FROM GRADUAL EROSION OF LITTER BOX STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY) AS I TYPE THESE VERY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuming.
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bro alp just means mountain. i just found this out. they’re just called The Mountains. fuck me are u sure???
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literally 3:58am as i write this cat has just taken a shit so stinky i am suffocating in the stench from the DIAGONAL OPPOSITE END OF THE HOUSE. litter box next to an OPEN DOOR far corner of the house my room literally is in the opposite corner. know exactly whodunnit too. not my little angel. oh no no. he’s been knocked the fuck out in the same exact spot next to me since 11:00pm. it’s my fucking STEPSON, AND I CAN HEAR HIM NOT-BURYING IT (SCRATCHING FRANTICALLY ON PLASTIC WALLS OF LITTER BOX AS IF CONTRIBUTING ANY MANNER OF CHANGE TO THE UNIVERSE ASIDE FROM GRADUAL EROSION OF LITTER BOX STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY) AS I TYPE THESE VERY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuming.
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waow! idealises self idealises self idealises self
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can’t feckin stand hot 22 year olds who look like hot 25 year olds. how come you get to look hot and 25 now and i have to wait til i’m 26. how’s that fair huh?
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was interacting with Purple Guy content on this webbed site and then stuck my hand down the side of my bed and, despite not having been scared of anything fnaf related in years, my brain went OH NO! PURPLE MAN UNDER BED! HE PULL ME UNDER HE KILL ME AND EAT ME! like girl? have u been paying attention? i have wanted to fuck the purple man silly style since the era when his name was Vincent and he looked like this:
do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, i was there when it was posted on tumblr dot com.
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my cat smells like shampoo?? source: kissed the top of his little head and caught a whiff so i went in again for a sniff and he smells like he’s just washed his hair
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counterpoint: it’s not “he hurt me a lot bc i couldn’t let go” it’s “he hurt me a lot, one time, fearing for his life. i refused to let go bc a minor injury was worth it to save his life.”
it’s knowing that this tiny scared little thing doesn’t know any better than to hurt you, but the pain you’d get by helping him is manageable to you and and it won’t last long. if you don’t help him you won’t get hurt, but he will get hurt without your help, and he can’t take it nearly as well as you can.
Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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hey guys
shhh… don’t thank me. i got ur back babygirl 🫡 ahaha…
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posting this so i don’t forget to draw tboy swag glow up Miku binder Thomas Jefferson later. it’s important.
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love avatar roku. gotta be one of my favourite elderly cartoon sexymen.
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OH MY GOD SHUT UP U GUYS I AM THINKING ABOUT DVDS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE DVDS. DISCS. HOLY SHIT U GUYS. HHHHHHHHHH.
GONNA BUY A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER AND THEN I’M GONNA WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET DUE TO NO DVD PLAYER.
AND THEN I’M GONNA FIND MY ROBOTS DVD AND I!!!! AM GOING!!!!!! TO WATCH!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE BEST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT ONLINE. IT LIVES ON A DVD!!!
I CAN’T FIND MY ROBOTS DVD RN BUT OH BOY WHEN I DO!!!!! I WON’T BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BC I DON’T HAVE A DVD PLAYER YET. BUT ROBOTS!!!!! EXCITED FOR ROBOTS.
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personally victimised by the extremely loud nickelodeon opening at the start of every ATLA episode on netflix
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solid advice from either shoulder
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i have never once looked up anything even remotely House-related on this site however it is my roommate’s favourite show so i see a lot of it and sorta half jokingly declare my shipping of House and Wilson frequently, bc they’re gay, and some part of my vibe has conveyed that to the tumblr algorithm bc despite it having no reason to do this at all i have seen erotic fanart of House and Wilson. tumblr has brought it to me like a cat with a dead rat.
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