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i got into a car accident while wearing this shirt which is actually very funny

#eeltalks #the situation of losing my mind from shock while i’m wearing the worlds stupidest shirt….. the humor is not lost on me #hopefully it makes up for fixing my fucking car

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Some people seemed to like my doodle of Shen Qingqiu, so I drew a Binghe too. (Again, sorry if it's not very good, I don't have a drawing tablet and can't seem to figure out how to get things to blend with a mouse...)

#AGHUHHU #AUGH #HES SO IMPORTANT TO MEEEEEEE #HE IS SO SHARP AND ANGULAR AND THE COLORING IS SO GOOD I WANT TO TREAT HIM LIKE THE MILK CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #svsss #luo binghe #HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!!! GONGEOUS BOY!!!!!!!

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Knowledge is empowering

#GENDER CHANGER ISLE AT MICROCENTERRRRRRRRRRR #that’s my home that’s where i post from

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Moshang Modern Office AU prompt for mlhrlmah for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza!

Shang Qinghua misinterpreting CEO Mobei Jun's harsh stares featuring Cucumber bro's help since he's so oblivious 😔

#i love moshang modern au it’s sooooo important #svsss #shang qinghua #mobei jun #modern au #so cute as always #THE BINGPUP BAGGGGGGGGGGGG #they’re so silly i’m gonna throw up

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Yin Yu and Quan Yizhen visit a ghost while running errands (also they're married)

#YOURN ART IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO #tgcf #quanyin #IM NOT EVEN THAT INTO TGCF BUT THIS MEANS SO MUCH THEYRE SO CUTE #YIN YU IS SO PRETTY IN YOUR STYLE IM CHEWING HIMMMMMMMMMM

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guys is there a svsss audiobook i want to listen to the bingqiu wine extra while i work at my job

#boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i listen to bingqiu sex on company time #this is a real question #svsss #bingqiu #please please please tell me #i’ll fucking make one if there isn’t

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today i told someone i like otome isekai anime and they suggested i watch konosuba and shield hero.

#otome isekai #it hurt so bad #i can’t believe someone suggested these things to me. in person. i was looking them in the eyes

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he doesn’t know the word yaoi but he knows it in his soul. he is yaoi distilled and given form……!

Do you guys think Mobei Jun knows what yaoi is considering his boss and boss's dad and husband are all mega fujos or is he blissfully unaware because he doesn't read ever

#svsss #mobei jun

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

#can’t wait to get bottom surgery i’ll be sure to ask for the evil penis #what if they mess up and give me the holy penis? :/

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SQH finally releases a hidden lore guide and it show case several ways men can get pregnant.

fully onboard. except i think he gets hacked and the hacker releases the full contents of his pc.

#svsss #shang qinghua #and everyone can see all the even weirder porn he wrote

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oh sorry guys i just remembered its totally canon for mpreg to exist because su xiyan got tianlang jun pregnant and that’s how binghe was born

the extra where binghe gets small and everyone thinks he’s bingqiu’s kid and that sqq birthed him seems to imply that mpreg is a thing in pidw canon to me….. like NOBODY questioned it. it was only sqq who thought that it was that weird…….hm……

#luo binghe #tianlang jun #svsss #su xiyan #can’t believe i forgot this part of the novel

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it’s probably both. sqq only thought he raised the iqs because his own lowered.

the extra where binghe gets small and everyone thinks he’s bingqiu’s kid and that sqq birthed him seems to imply that mpreg is a thing in pidw canon to me….. like NOBODY questioned it. it was only sqq who thought that it was that weird…….hm……

#shen qingqiu #svsss

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the extra where binghe gets small and everyone thinks he’s bingqiu’s kid and that sqq birthed him seems to imply that mpreg is a thing in pidw canon to me….. like NOBODY questioned it. it was only sqq who thought that it was that weird…….hm……

#svsss #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #like #i mean i don’t remember but im pretty sure nobody called out the fact that sqq doesn’t presently own a womb #so maybe he does have one and just doesn’t know

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you’ll hear me howling outside your door

#self reblog sorry #but i worked so hard on this i want to highlight it again #long post #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #i will point out my favorite bits of my own post! #almost every ‘panel’ is a interpretation of a canon scene! #i also redrew every single bit of it three times #because it took 6 months and my art improved #my personal favorite panel is obvs the sqq harem one #but the sqq blood eating is a close second #binghe fully has his thumb in sqq’s mouth lolz #i chose to ignore binghes actual outfit in the it really is shizun scene because bingtitties #anyway thank you for enjoying!!!!

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i only get motivation to draw when i’m in a situation where i can’t

#i hate having a job

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Sometimes I see posts that are like "why am I seeing so much [insert thing poster doesn't like] in this fandom!" And like 80% of the time it's literally just because they're seeing the one guy who's so passionate about it that they create like 90% of that content. "why do people always mischaracterize [x character] like this?!" Literally just one small friend group making content for each other. "Why do so many people like [x ship]?!?" One particularly prolific fic writer has just singlehandedly written 30+ fics about the pairing over the span of a year. Just block guys it'll go away

#yea. #fandom my behated but also my beloved

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reverse transmigration binghe office au

bingqiu office romance au

#svsss #bingqiu #fixed that for you all #also…… #idk what you’re on about with ‘sy wouldn’t talk to binghe’ cause #he’s extremely nosy #sy sees a hot guy who looks troubled and wants to know what’s going on #he’s a shut in but i don’t think he’s actually self isolating because he hates people #my boy is just depressed there’s a difference