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evil!Amy is me

#i love her #🤗

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this is what i choose to think happens just before How Long

#i love this sm im crying

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Where is the man with his hat in his hands?

Who stands in the garden with nothing to lose, singing: 

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Why he really didn’t hear her

#thats it

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I would ask that you share the following quote on your blog & encourage mutuals to the same. I know that b99 is a liberal show written by a bunch of LA comedians but it’s important to also acknowledge the harm it causes. As a white woman with a large platform, not impacted by the widespread impacts of the show and police brutality in general, I hope you share, and emphasize this in your acknowledgment. Quote in subsequent ask:

“When we talk about how cop shows are propaganda that includes brooklyn 99. I love the show but the only way to watch it is to pretend it’s in an alternate universe. Allowing cop shows to occupy the same space as comedic office based sitcoms allows us to ignore the inherent violence in their jobs. pathologising police as heroes who bumble their way through life is directly related to how people view them irl. there are no good cops.” Quote from twitter user: @fopeolaleye I hope u & others share.

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Didn’t even know that I was lonely

#🥺

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Hades is actually the most relatable character — I, too, am deeply terrified that Amber Gray will never return to Hadestown.

#the biggest mood oh my god

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#mood

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and we’re gonna sing it again and again

#im in love #AMAZING #hadestown

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-“Amy...of course I’m gonsta dress up baby Mac as a ninja turtle!!”

So I’ve always thought about what’s the use of having a kid if ur not gonna dress them up in silly costumes until they have choice awareness? Then I saw season 7 finale and this happened Xd

#SHUT UP #this is perfect #mac peralta

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here’s another tiktok that could’ve been filmed straight from the peralta-santiago household

#how did i not i not know about this? #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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here’s another tiktok that could’ve been filmed straight from the peralta-santiago household

#be a good fart machine 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #jake x amy #b99 #peraltiago

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me: wow i really need to study

my mind: … this is my d-eva medley. queen was a blooonde, and her age stood still, and she danced twice a day in VAUDEville. queenie was a blonde, and if looks could kill, she would kill twice a day in vaudeville. she had grey eyes, lips like coals aglow, and her faaaace was a tinted mask of snow (yellow snow) with those SHOULDers what a BACK she had, her legs were built to drive men…. let his flesh not be torn let his blood leave no stain, though they beat him let him feel no paiiiinnn (CAPE!) let his bones never break and however they try to desTROY him, let him never die, let him never dieeeee. ALRIGHT ENOUGH SO BE IT! so be it then, let all of yotel be agreed, i’m wicked through and through. since i cannot succeed fiyero saving you i PROMISE no good deeedd WILL I ATTEMPT TO DO AGAAAAAIINN EVEEEEERRR AGAIIIN! no good deeeeeeddd, will iiiiii dooooo AAAAIIIIGAAAANNN!!on my owwwnnn (this part always makes me laugh) pretending he’s beside me (literally a one woman show i’m crazy) all alone, i walk with him till morning. without him, i feel his arms around me, and when i lose my way i close my eyes and he has found me. iiii love him, but everyday iii’m learning AAALL MY LIFE i’ve only been PREEEETENDING without me, his world will go on turning a world that’s full of HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVEEERRR…. i will never be satisfied. to the groom! (to the groom) (LATE!) to the bride! (to the bride, to the briiiidee) from your siiissteeer! (angelicaaa) who is aaaalways by your side! (by your siiiide) to your UNIOOOOON! (to the union! to the revolution!) and the hope that you provIIIIDEE! (provide, provideeee) may you AAAAALWAYYYS be satisfied! and i knoooooowww, she’ll be happy as his bride, and i knooooww, i will never be satisfied, i will never be satisfied…. HEEEEY!!! HEEEYY!! what’s this tonteria that i’m seeing on the street. i never thought i’d see the day, since when are mexicasians scared of HEAT? when i was a little girl growing up in the hills of vega alta my favorite time of year was christmas time. ask me why! there wasn’t an ounce of snow, but ohh the coquitooo would flooowwww. as we sang the aguinaldo the carnaval would begin to grooooowww. business is closeddd and we’re about to GOOO LET’S HAVE A CARNAVALL del BARRIOOOOOO… i don’t wanna show off no more, please please *giggle*, i don’t wanna sing tunes no more, i don’t wanna ride moons no more, i don’t wanna show off, i don’t wanna wear this no more, play the saucy swiss miss no moreeee, blow my signature *kissy noise* no more, i don’t wanna show off. who am i? *raises leg like sutton foster* don’t try to control meeee, i’ve made up my mindddd, and that’s it, i quit. i’m leaving it all behind! and this feeling i know is impossible so i’ll confide that i’ve tried but i can’t let it go it’s disgustingly TRUEEEEE, PULLED PULLED PUUUUUULLLEEEED! UGH! everybody loves a winner (LIZA THAT’S SO LOW) so nobody loveddd meeee. lady peaceful laaaaady happyyyyy, that’s what i long to beeeeee aallllll the odds are they’re in my favOOOOr something’s BOUND to begiiiiiiinnn! it’s gonna happen, happen SOMETIME, maybe this time…. papaaa, watch meee, FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

#it me

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ok but seriously what are the chances that mac’s middle name is something like dewey?

#b99 #baby mac

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#fuck me #b99 spoilers

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are we having a baby // i have a son

#THIS IS AN DORECT ATTACK #b99 spoilers