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LOOKING TO COMISSION CONCEPT ART

A call to all you talented artists!

I’m looking for an array of different artists with unique styles to commission concept art for a film I wrote.

If you’re interested, please please let me know and give me a link to your website/blog and/or payment info! 

If you have a favorite artist you want to recommend, please send me a link to their website or blog!

I want to give you a lot of creative liberty. Just for reference, there’s multiple characters that can be included, but the two main ones are middle-aged males. Color scheme is envisioned to be very saccharine (pinks/pastels) with harsh bloody reds. (It’s a horror comedy, think Scream Queens or The Voices.) 

Thanks!

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They officially stated that "Civil War" won't be about secret identities but rather who superheroes will report to.

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MARVEL PHASE 3 SLATE. 

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CAPTAIN AMERICA 3 IS OFFICIALLY TITLED "CIVIL WAR"

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ITS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THANKS TO ROBERT DOWNEY JR AND HIS STUPID FACEBOOK PAGE I SWEAR I'VE INTERACTED WITH HIM ENOUGH FOR ONE LIFETIME 

#Anonymous #Asks

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guYS!?!?

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Holy Shit your still alive! I was fearing the worst.

Yeah, here's my personal blog that I'm still 113% active on, in case you can't get enough of me. 

#Anonymous #Asks

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Are you secretly Tony Stark?

No.

It's not a secret. 

#Anonymous #Asks

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Do you have any sexting message

I don't think I have any sexting posts. I could, however, do a sexting RP.

#Anonymous #Asks

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I just figured you might want to be aware of a repost of one of your texts seaofgalaxy(.)tumblr(.)com/post/58451296749 I dunno if you really care or not, but here it is if you do

UghhhHHHHHHHH. 

People have to 

A. Stop copying that stupid postB. Realize the original wasn't that funny in the first place

#Anonymous #Asks

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There was a very well-organised Stony fic rec page but I think s/he moved, so I can't find that page. Can you help me?

Are you referring to this one? 

:) 

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COSPLAY HELP PLEASE

HI HELLO

SO I just bought tickets for Stan Lee’s Comikaze for its second day (Saturday) on November 2nd.

A-n-n-n-n-d I really want to go as (MCU) Natasha Romanoff. For obvious reasons.However… Natasha has the gosh darned hardest outfit ever. 

If you’re interested, I would really appreciate any suggestions in helping me decide on/finding a costume. 

(I have some general ideas and concerns written under the cut. I need all the help I can get as soon as can get it.) 

PS if your lucky there might be a selfie down there you knoww aht i’m saying mhmmhmmhmmm) 

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#reblogging it here so more people will see it #I would really aprecciate help guyss #also theres a picture of me under the cut #hurhurhur

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I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 

(Before I continue, my best friend wants me to warn you that reading this without any prior knowledge of the Sins Past story-arc may alter your perception of Gwen Stacy and the sanity of the Marvel universe in general)

Ahemem.

Sins Past:

AKA the series where Gwen Stacy can be described by the following GIF-

—-

Sins Past is an 9-issue story arc published in late 2004. 

What’s it about? 

In a few words: Gwen Stacy fucked Norman Osborn and had his accelerated-aging goblin babies.

Yes. You read that correctly. 

Gwen Stacy

did the do

wit h Norman Osborne

and his weird 50-year-old-white-guy-cornrow-things.

Which in all fairness, is pretty fucking weird, considering Gwen is most likely underage and Norman is obviously aware of this and rich enough to afford some form of contraceptives.

And if that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies, I want you right now to imagine the MCU characters in this scenario.

That’s right. Emma Stone getting freaky in the sheets with Willem Dafoe. 

-shudders- 

And if sleeping with your boyfriend’s arch nemesis slash best friend’s dad isn’t morally corrupt enough; She gets preggos from his unnatural and most likely glow in the dark Green Goblin spermatozoon!

So our little homewrecker goes to Paris for a convenient nine month vacation to, you know, be pregnant and give birth… and Peter is left none the wiser. (Cough. Three points for the boy genius). 

Gwen has twins, a boy and a girl, named Gabriel and Sarah. 

So, if you know anything about Gwen Stacy’s storyline, you’re probably thinking "… Wait a second… The Green Goblin is supposed to kill Gwen, not impregnate her." 

Yes. Yes, you would be absolutely correct. And what’s sick is that that doesn’tfucking change. 

—-

You see, Gwen (despite being a cheating and lying psycho bitch) decides to come clean to Peter.

And when we say ‘come clean’ we mean: “Hey, I’m going to tell Peter… but I’m going to tell him they’re his kids and maybe we can raise them together!"

(Solid plan, Gwen. Considering your boyfriend still lives in Queens with his Aunt and can barely get through school. But I’m sure raising two babies is nothing compared to that trigonometry test you have tomorrow.)

Norman finds out about this and he’s all “Fuck no. These are my spawn. MY HEIRS." And in a fit of anger, kills the mother of his children in the way we all know and love; on the Brooklyn bridge. 

SO YOU MUST BE THINKING “WELL THAT’S PRETTY FUCKED UP." 

AND YOU’D BE RIGHT.

BUT IT’S NOT FUCKING OVER.

Because Gabriel and Sarah have inherited Norman’s “Goblin blood", they age at an accelerated rate. 

So within about three years… they’re the same age as Peter.

And since, you know, Norman just happens to tell them Spider-Man killed their mother, they naturally go after him. 

SO IT CAN’T GET MORE MESSED UP THAN THIS RIGHT?

WRONG. 

In order to find out if the twins are actually Gwen’s, Peter goES TO HERGRAVE AND DIGS UP HER DEAD BODY FROM SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER TO GET A DNA SAMPLE.

HE.

LITERALLY.

DIGS.

UP.

HER.

ROTTING.

CORPSE. 

 AND SCREAMS WHILE DOING IT.

SO tHEN AT thE END, Peter’s telling MJ about this and what does she have to say?

SHE FUCKING KNEW ABOUT IT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!

So why is Sins Past possibly the worst Spider-Man story to ever exist? Besides it’s blatant creepiness, it just rips the entirety of Gwen’s character apart and makes her internship at OSCORP in the movie suddenly very shady.

It’s absolutely unrealistic and unbelievable for the innocent and smart Ms. Stacy to sleep with someone who’s not only about three times her age but also… you know… evil. 

Not to mention, there’s absolutely no way Peter considered all the ways to get a sample of Gwen’s DNA and thought “No you know what… disrupting her place of rest is the best way to go about this." 

Lessons to be learned from this? Don’t use a characters vagina as a plot device.

(made rebloggable by request of littlewolf1275) 

#Peter Parker #Gwen Stacy #Norman Osborne #Sins Past #Rebloggable #Superfamily #Texts #Spider-Man

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Can you make the sins past post rebloggable?

Your wish is my command. 

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In addition to what you said it always bothered me that they had Gwen want to tell peter the kids are his despite the fact they had never had sex, felt like they were insulting Gwens intelligence

Holy shit, wwhaat. 

It explicitly said in the text that they hadn’t had sex..?

ARE YFOU CKING KIDDING ME GWEN 

AKA The real reason why Peter snapped Gwen’s neck.

See… another good reason why the grave scene was unnecessary. Peter could have gotten Gwen’s DNA from practically any person in New York. 

#Sins Past #Gwen Stacy #Peter Parker

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I will do the honors. What is Sins Past about?

I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 

(Before I continue, my best friend wants me to warn you that reading this without any prior knowledge of the Sins Past story-arc may alter your perception of Gwen Stacy and the sanity of the Marvel universe in general)

Ahemem.

Sins Past:

AKA the series where Gwen Stacy can be described by the following GIF-

—-

Sins Past is an 9-issue story arc published in late 2004. 

What’s it about? 

In a few words: Gwen Stacy fucked Norman Osborn and had his accelerated-aging goblin babies.

Yes. You read that correctly. 

Gwen Stacy

did the do

wit h Norman Osborne

and his weird 50-year-old-white-guy-cornrow-things.

Which in all fairness, is pretty fucking weird, considering Gwen is most likely underage and Norman is obviously aware of this and rich enough to afford some form of contraceptives.

And if that doesn’t give you the heebie jeebies, I want you right now to imagine the MCU characters in this scenario.

That’s right. Emma Stone getting freaky in the sheets with Willem Dafoe. 

-shudders- 

And if sleeping with your boyfriend’s arch nemesis slash best friend’s dad isn’t morally corrupt enough; She gets preggos from his unnatural and most likely glow in the dark Green Goblin spermatozoon!

So our little homewrecker goes to Paris for a convenient nine month vacation to, you know, be pregnant and give birth… and Peter is left none the wiser. (Cough. Three points for the boy genius). 

Gwen has twins, a boy and a girl, named Gabriel and Sarah. 

So, if you know anything about Gwen Stacy’s storyline, you’re probably thinking "… Wait a second… The Green Goblin is supposed to kill Gwen, not impregnate her." 

Yes. Yes, you would be absolutely correct. And what’s sick is that that doesn’t fucking change. 

—-

You see, Gwen (despite being a cheating and lying psycho bitch) decides to come clean to Peter.

And when we say ‘come clean’ we mean: “Hey, I’m going to tell Peter… but I’m going to tell him they’re his kids and maybe we can raise them together!"

(Solid plan, Gwen. Considering your boyfriend still lives in Queens with his Aunt and can barely get through school. But I’m sure raising two babies is nothing compared to that trigonometry test you have tomorrow.)

Norman finds out about this and he’s all “Fuck no. These are my spawn. MY HEIRS." And in a fit of anger, kills the mother of his children in the way we all know and love; on the Brooklyn bridge. 

SO YOU MUST BE THINKING “WELL THAT’S PRETTY FUCKED UP." 

AND YOU’D BE RIGHT.

BUT IT’S NOT FUCKING OVER.

Because Gabriel and Sarah have inherited Norman’s “Goblin blood", they age at an accelerated rate. 

So within about three years… they’re the same age as Peter.

And since, you know, Norman just happens to tell them Spider-Man killed their mother, they naturally go after him. 

SO IT CAN’T GET MORE MESSED UP THAN THIS RIGHT?

WRONG. 

In order to find out if the twins are actually Gwen’s, Peter goES TO HER GRAVE AND DIGS UP HER DEAD BODY FROM SIX FUCKING FEET UNDER TO GET A DNA SAMPLE.

HE.

LITERALLY.

DIGS.

UP.

HER.

ROTTING.

CORPSE. 

 AND SCREAMS WHILE DOING IT.

SO tHEN AT thE END, Peter’s telling MJ about this and what does she have to say?

SHE FUCKING KNEW ABOUT IT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME!

So why is Sins Past possibly the worst Spider-Man story to ever exist? Besides it’s blatant creepiness, it just rips the entirety of Gwen’s character apart and makes her internship at OSCORP in the movie suddenly very shady.

It’s absolutely unrealistic and unbelievable for the innocent and smart Ms. Stacy to sleep with someone who’s not only about three times her age but also… you know… evil. 

Not to mention, there’s absolutely no way Peter considered all the ways to get a sample of Gwen’s DNA and thought “No you know what… disrupting her place of rest is the best way to go about this." 

Lessons to be learned from this? Don’t use a characters vagina as a plot device.

#Gwen Stacy #Norman Osborne #Sins Past #Spider-Man

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Thanks! I'm glad! I've been kind of in a pregnant scare!Gwen phase lately, to be honest. This conversation is partly based on my RP with this lovely lady.

PS This could have easily become a Sins Past joke, but luckily for you I like to stay approximately 3,480,343,290 feet away from that storyline. 

#Superfamily #Stony #Peter Parker #Tony Stark #texts #request #and now i wait for someone to ask me what sins past is about #because you're in for a fucking treat