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ihategodandthatsfinal · 2 months
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God: Blasphemy Is a Sin
Me: But Rape is not?
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lumienyx · 3 years
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“Magic does not work like that.” “Maybe. But have you ever tried it?” “No, because I’m not bloody insane!” For Dorian and Anders? 🥰
Anchor’s the Limit
Pairing: Anders/Dorian Pavus | Rating: G
Tags: Humor, Banter, Fluff, Inquisitor Anders, Established Relationship
A/N: My first time writing Dorianders👀 and I fell in love with them even more😍😍 Thank you for such a fun prompt, and hope you enjoy!
🎶 Magic of Love — Two Steps From Hell
Read on AO3 or below the cut!
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“Being the Inquisitor doesn’t give you permission to do whatever you want." Dorian's voice was always pleasant to listen to, even when he was voicing his displeasure.
Even when Anders was the cause of it—like he was now.
“Said who?” Anders nuzzled further into Dorian's chest, wrapping his arms tighter around him and sinking them both further into the softness of the armchair they were lounging on. “I believe I’m free to do anything that will aid me in defeating Сorypheus, no?”
Dorian sighed, unaffected in the slightest by the way Anders looked up at him, all faux innocence and impossibly sweet smile. “Amatus, the only thing this madness is in aid of is your premature death.”
Anders shrugged. "Maybe. But wouldn't you want to try this had you the chance?"
"No, because I'm not bloody insane!" Dorian ran a hand through his hair, and through some kind of his unique magic entirely, it stayed as perfectly styled as ever. "Amatus, I'm going to be quite grateful if I don't have to watch you mess with magic you do not understand and attempt possibly suicidal manipulations with the energy of the Fade itself." Anders met Dorian's glare with a roll of his eyes, doubly annoyed to have part of himself surge up in approval at Dorian's words. Shut up, Justice, Anders thought in reply. "So have care for my frail heart," Dorian went on, "please?"
"Hm. It isn't normally this easy to make you beg," Anders teased, earning himself a light swat on the head. "And you've not yet mastered art of puppy dog eyes, love. Besides, I'm a cat person." The words only make Dorian pout harder, and Anders couldn't resist leaning up to kiss it away.
"And you have not mastered the art of playing it safe," Dorian grumbled, even as his lips stretched into a light smile as Anders pulled away.
"That's rich, coming from a necromancer. Third Cardinal Rule of magic ring any bells?"
"I'm not actually breaking it." Despite the scowl on his face, Dorian leaned in to press s soft kiss into Anders' hair. A pleasant warmth. A reassurance. The feeling of home. "And besides, a necromancer is just a healer who goes the extra step."
"Oh, really?" Anders nearly choked on a laugh. "That's what you're going for? Seriously? I actually bring people back from the brink of death—"
"I create effectively unkillable warriors that aid us in battle—"
"While you defile bygone corpses and create monstrosities—"
"Not all of us mages are quitters, Amatus," Dorian waved him off, "some of us prefer to go that extra mile."
"You're ridiculous, you know that?"
"Says the man trying to outwit the essence of the Fade itself into doing his bidding with some half-baked, impossible spell!"
"I promise, love." Anders laced their fingers together. "It's safe. I did the research."
"Now, see, I believe you there." Dorian planted a soft kiss to Anders' temple, making it suddenly difficult to focus on what he was saying. "What I don't believe is that one week of theoretical musings is nearly enough research to justify trying... whatever you want to try."
"To layer the Anchor's energy onto to the parts of Justice's spirit form that I can manifest—"
"I know, I heard, I simply didn't want to repeat such blasphemy."
"And technically, I came up with the idea a week and a day ago—"
"Technically, you're rushing into danger with little plan or reason, Amatus," Dorian chided him, following with a placating peck on his lips. Anders didn't let him draw away, drawing it out instead, lips parted and moving against Dorian's in a dance they knew and loved, basking in it during this moment of peace, of quiet contentment. Dared Anders think it—happiness.
Dorian's smile was impossible to look away from once they parted, and it was then and there that Anders lost all resolve to say no to whatever Dorian would ask of him. 
"Let me look into it at least, Anders," Dorian pleaded, "and then—let's experiment together, shall we?"
"I suppose it's an all right idea." Anders huffed, feeling a poignant feeling of relief washing over him that wasn't quite his own. "So does Justice. You both worry about me too much, really."
"Only because you don't worry enough about yourself."
Anders rolled his eyes. "All lies. We could go over my notes after dinner."
Dorian made a face. "Going over that chicken scrawl is slower than starting from scratch, Amatus."
"Hey."
"I am only telling the truth," Dorian defended himself, and before Anders could strike back with a comeback, he toppled all of his defenses with another kiss.
Anders found himself more than happy to surrender.
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fey-changeling · 2 years
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Oooh for the fanfic ask meme: 💗 & 💚 & 🎶!
Apologies for how long this is
💗- If you were purely making a fic for yourself, without fear of what other readers would think about it, what would you write?
I generally do write all my fics for myself, but only a very small amount of what I write gets posted (mainly cos i never finish anything). My mum knows my A03 username (i changed it recently so maybe not?) so there are some things i'm too scared to post (i.e. my half-finished Rem/Isolde bondage fic, actually anything explicit). (Also not posting a lot of Venture Maidens fics because they're all Rem/Isolde(/Kara) and it's a small fandom, it's a niche ship/s, I'd rather they not connect the dots and know I'm the author for whatever reason)
💚- What do you like most about your writing style?
Can I say the fact it can change and imitate the style of the last author I binge read? That because it's fun or I'm really enjoying how I'm using language and evoking emotions at the moment. By emotions I think I just mean pain...
🎶- If your fanfiction were to be turned into a MEP, Animatic or AMV, what song would it be based around?
Hhhhgggghhh uuuhhhhhhggggg ok, so How Unreasonably In Love I Am would be based around Fair by The Amazing Devil (which the title comes from).
I think Divine Blasphemy would be Them by Nils Frahm, but I'm not 100% sure.
Depthless Sorrow to Welly Boots also The Amazing Devil (I'm obsessed at the moment) specifically because
And when you scream that it’s not fair/ It’s like I’ve gone off to the coast/ Left you behind just standing there/ Pretending not to see your ghost/ If only you could hear my voice/ But you are screaming far to loud to hear me swear/ Just because I left doesn’t mean that I’m not still there
Thank you for the ask🥰
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