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lord-pain · 4 months

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Ok this is a weird ask, so apologies in advance

You mentioned Paul's pectus excavatum (which I had noticed, but didn't have a name for).

Do you have a medical background? I don't, but I have a suspicion that Paul has Marfan syndrome. He's obviously hypermobile, but he has such high arches! I thought that was a weird combination, so I googled it. First result: Marfan syndrome, which also often causes (drumroll) *long limbs*.

Anyway, turns out it can cause pectus excavatum too, which has more or less cinched my armchair diagnosis for me.

Again, apologies for being weird in your ask box, but I needed to tell *someone*

About Paul's pectus excavatum

Haha it's okay! I've dropped way weirder asks myself, I'm actually glad you sent this so I can talk about it lol.

First of all I want to clarify I'm not a doctor at all, I mentioned the pectus excavatum because me and 3 other people in my family have that, so I'm familiar with how it can look in different people.

To be honest I don't know about the Marfan syndrome, I looked it up and it seems to cause more debilitating symptoms that I don't know if Paul could have. I know syndromes change a lot from person to person and Google tend to show the most serious cases, but I would say I don't think he has that.

I do think he has pectus excavatum though! it can happen on it's own.

For those who don't know ☝️

Pectus excavatum is a congenital chest wall deformity that is caused by growth abnormality of the cartilage that connects the ribs to the breastbone (sternum).

It gives a sunken/caved in appearance to the ribcage, and it can look different in different people. Why I think he has it ?

Here are a couple examples of pectus excavatum that reminds me to Paul's

Paul's goes a bit more unnoticeable because his it's placed a little bit lower almost just below his pectorals and deepens on his left(? side. Even if it can be hard to see it, it becomes more noticeable when the light hits him in certain angles.

Even now it's pretty noticeable

But don't worry ! Even if Paul has pectus excavatum i highly doubt he suffers from its issues since his looks like a pretty mild case, mine is waay deeper and it barely interferes with my breathing

Once again i'm glad you've sent this, i've never seen anyone talk about this, at all.

#this isn't to judge Paul btw #i think it's important to know for representation matters #we love a pectus excavatum queen #paul mccartney #the beatles #paul mccharmly #paul mccartney pectus excavatum #pectus excavatum #asks #anon ask

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eldritch-spouse · 1 year

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Clergyverse monsters I'd smoke a blunt with for the first time:

-Nebul; Though he already has similar abilities to weed I think I'd trust him to smoke weed with anyway if he wants to (he can bring his pearls if that doesn't work)

-Patches; this man really needs weed

-Zizz; I can't tell if there is any change, maybe it's because I'm so fucking high too

-Obie and Ludwig; Obie obviously gets the munchies and creates the worst/godlike food combo ever and also makes brownies. Ludwig seems chill for that, might help his wrath and painful memories too

-Their mother; She deserves to wind down after everything that happened

Honorary Mentions:

-Fank-e and Belo; no mouth :(

Though with my incredible coding skills I could create code that makes Fank-e emulate being high by hacking into his system 🤓

Other:

-Grimbly; Rolls worst joint ever; asked to leave the Clergy

-Breg: I feel like he's the type to get very anxious on weed and it won't be very nice

-Vinnel; messes with me and scares me :(

-Pinnie;

I'm so fucking sorry

[You have like, waay too much faith to be getting high around these dicks and think everything's gonna work out fine. I've never touched a weed in my entire life but I've had edibles and apparently I'm a fucking light-weight.]

Weed doesn't work on Nebul, and predatory as he is, the wraith will take advantage of you in that state.

Weed does nothing to Patches, when he needs a hit, he has some recreational fey drugs at his disposal. Things you shouldn't touch.

There's little change in Zizz, maybe a little in his eyes but those are covered most of the time.

Obie and Ludwig are safer bets. Don't wave your hand in front of Obie when he's high, he might just try to eat it. Ludwig is more of a smoker, he likes his cancer sticks, but he's no stranger to weed.

Katia doesn't want her house stinking of weed, but she'll allow it every once in a while.

Breg is incredibly sensitive to any sort of drug, and he doesn't really like the concept of them to begin with (for leisure or not), so you're right to assume the breeder would get restless. It's generally not a good mix.

Assuming Grimbly knows how to roll joints. He thinks the whole process is gross.

Vinnel will fuck with you. So hard. He wants to see if he can make you panic or believe really stupid shit.

#Vinnel oc #Zizz oc #Obie oc #Ludwig oc #Katia oc #Bregory #Patches oc #Nebul oc #Grimbly oc

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neonstatic · 26 days

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i've made some big realisations today. first, the issue i have w the person who i think hates my guts is just that they don't react to me the way i want. i'm a people pleaser - we already established this, so we know it runs deep and while it does not make me inherently fake (trust me, i'm not bending over backwards for ppl i truly dislike, i have a little dignity), it does make me act a certain way if i feel like ppl are slipping away from me. i can get a little...ciingy? desperate? i dunnooo it doesn't necessarily show but emotionally i'm often in the trenches.

so yeah, this person is more distant than i want them to be... so what? they're allowed. we don't have to be besties. they got their friends and i've got mine. i shouldn't feel so attacked by the fact that they don't feel the same way abt me. no matter how (supposedly) charming i make myself, i'm not entitled to their attention or special treatment. and just bc i'm not getting the reaction i'm seeking doesn't mean i'm doing smth wrong or that they hate me. it's not that deep, ray. and if to feel ok abt it, i have put in less efforts on my end, then sure! and then everyone is happy and all is well c: i was making it out to be sooo serious when it didn't have to be. sometimes ppl don't care for you as much as you do... life goes on.

second realisation or rather confirmation... is that i rly wanna go on t! when i think of the future and i imagine myself looking the way i do now, i feel pretty...disappointed. resigned even. like, oh i guess this is me lmao. but when i think abt the best ver of myself? it's a short, pudgy, lowkey buff person who's kind of pretty in the face. and idk that it would change much abt the way i dress, i might own a lot less dresses, but nothing can keep me away from skirts. my beloveds...

anyway yeah! i gotta find the right time to tell my sister. probably soon. idk abt my family tho :// tuesday my dad was here and my sis showed him pics of me in my most boyish looks and he looked....speechless? but he saved them right away cus he says he has v little pics of me on my own. which is true, i hadn't realised that. he's got bunch of pics of me next to my sisters when we were little but they're waay outdated. but yeah i jokingly asked him what he thought of his son and he just didn't say nothing, just kept looking at the pics. i feel like he got his own kind of revelations that night.

(also my sisters and i discussed what kind of names the parents would've gotten had they had a son and we agreed on francis, w frankie as a nicki. i'm mulling it over... tossing it around in my head like a ball... the only sure thing is that i will forever be Ray!)

#ray says

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feathered-moths-ablaze · 10 months

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TATTLETALE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALO. THIS TIME LESS STRUCTURED

Main game time with Johnny Ghost wooo!

this is waay more out there than the DLC: mainly because it involves time travel. This got inspired by asks on other blogs about AUs where Ghost one way or another has Gregory and he gets stuck with taking care of this wacky kid. Of course, I see Gregory as a younger Jimmy, so instead of taking care of young him, he has to take care of his worse nightmare. Oh dear.

Anywho, where's how It could work. This is separated into day and night compared to Tattletale being all night:

Day 1: Johnny gets dumped in the past, meets Gregory, and has to deal with this lonely af kid clinging onto his leg like a lifeline.

Night 1: Ghost gets some info out of Gregory, like his name and where he is. While Gregory is fast asleep, Johnny thinks about the new knowledge, and ends up with the wrong conclusion that this is one of his ancestors (like his great great grandfather or something) so he decides to try and keep this kid alive.

Day 2: uh oh Cardboard Friend is out. She sees Johnny; she sees Gregory, and she is pissed. Either she doesn't want to lose her kid, or she knows who Johnny is and doesn't want him messing with the past. Which one it is, Johnny doesn't want her getting Gregory.

Night 2: Ghost staying awake keeping guard while the kid sleeps.

Day/Night 3: Johnny slowly starts explaining things to Gregory; that Cardboard Friend is bad, that he is alive, and that there's a whole world outside of the woods. Gregory does not take this well and runs from Johnny. He spends the night trying to find Greg before CBF does.

Day 4: Gregory is found! Yippee! Time for more explaining! This time there's no runaway kid. He also notices how somethings look... Trap-like. He doesn't have long until CBF strikes.

Night 4: while Johnny is plotting a Escape Plan, Gregory falls asleep on his lap. Aww.

Day 5: finishing planning while checking for more traps. At dusk Ghost explains the plan to Gregory.

Night 5: Make or Break!

Like how the ending changes depending on if you found all the eggs, the ending is different depending on if Johnny gets out.

Ghost Fails: CBF catches them off guard and attacks them. Gregory dies and Ghost gets sent back to his time. Nothings really changes... Except for Jimmy - He's gone. He is still out there, murderous as ever, but because Ghost tried to save him, he's possessed someone else and will be less willing to kill him or any of P.I.E. If the new host is someone Ghost knows, or a complete stranger, I'll let you decide.

Ghost succeeds: he gets out of the house, Gregory in tow. It takes until dawn to find civilization, and for someone to take Gregory in. As Johnny goes to leave, and get back to the present, someone familiar stops him: Jimmy. Since he rewrote history and saved Gregory, Jimmy doesn't exist anymore, so he's fading. He's at first shocked that he's done this after everything he did to him, but when it wears off he gives him a hug and a "Thank you." before fading completely.

In the present, other than Jimmy not existing and Johnny having less trauma, he realises that he now has distant relatives. Woo!

This is less refined than the Kaleidoscope DLC one, mainly because that one has been in my brain longer, but hey - possible happy ending! Also I'm sorry that I didn't link to the DLC ideas: I'm on mobile so I can't dig into the code to do so.

#taleblr #johnny ghost #jimmy casket #gregory casket #cardboard friend #this is more word vomit sorry #woo I did alot of text :D

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brattata · 2 years

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AHH u dont know how happy i am to see an alphabet type of fic that isn’t exclusively nsfw, ty so much for doing something so nice!! may i request a matchup for jujutsu kaisen?

- i'm 18 & my pronouns are they/she, and i prefer men

- i space out a lot & tend to be quiet (not shy) but when i start talking i turn waay loud, i tend to dramatize small things but then have a stoic attitude towards big/unexpected stuff. i can be passive-aggressive a lot of times & show fondness by teasing/being a little shit. I plan a lot for the future and am internally organized.

- some positive attributes are: giving my undivided attention when listening (being quiet plays a huge role in this), my friends say i’m generous & go over the top when giving but definitely not with my food(unless i REALLY love u), i never lash out on anybody no matter the intensity of my emotions & distance myself before conversing, i’m pretty solid with keeping secrets & promises to others (not with myself tho-).

- negative attributes are: i overthink a lot & almost never share anything about it i can’t pry the energy out to explain most of the time, i’m generally very distant even when i’m in a good headspace and this often sends mixed signals, i’m very pessimistic, i have trouble opening up.

- i really love cooking & baking (biggest stress repellent), i often draw my recipes so it's easier for me to know what i’m making, i also read & write in my free time too!!

- i don’t have many dislikes but maybe not being listened to, and a dealbreaker would be if the person can get controlling bc i don’t like it when my plans/goals are disrupted.

- zodiac signs would be: gemini sun, aries moon, virgo rising, and gemini venus. and my love language is physical affection, quality time and absolutely spoiling with gifts!

- the letters i’ll pick would be: O, W, R

ty so much again!!

🦇 anon

You're very welcome, and thank you for joining the event! I've gotta admit, I do mostly write smut these days, but it's really nice to write some good old fluff sometimes too. ☺️

Anyway, I think you would pair really nicely with…

Inumaki Toge!

The quiet yet chaotic couple. 😽 You both choose your words carefully (in his case because he has no choice 😅) and are unexpectedly fond of being teasing little shits. You’re very attentive and he’s very experienced with non-verbal communication, so you’re able to understand each other even when other people can’t. He appreciates your organization and forward thinking, and finds your dramatic tendencies adorable. And even if he can’t easily say how much he cares about you, he’s a very reliable, loyal, and comforting boyfriend when you’re feeling especially pessimistic.

O is for On Cloud Nine

He’s not super outwardly expressive, so the changes brought by being in love are pretty subtle to someone who doesn’t know what to look for - especially since that high collar is pretty good for hiding a blush. It’s a good thing one of your love languages is physical touch, because that’s the easiest way for him to express himself - being near you as much as he can, resting a hand on your shoulder or waist, etc. Maki and Panda will obviously give him so much shit for hooking up with a senpai. 😂

R is for Romance

Since Toge can’t exactly spout poetry to you or even just simply tell you he loves you, he has to get creative with the romance. Maybe the next time you open your sketch pad to draw a new recipe, you’ll find a cute doodle he made of the two of you. Or maybe when you head back to your dorm room after a hard day of training, you’ll find a new book you’ve been wanting waiting for you on the night stand. He won’t ask, but he secretly thinks it would be very romantic for you to read aloud to him, since you also don’t share your voice with just anybody.

W is for Wild Card

You get your own safe word: “tenmusu (tempura shrimp)” which is roughly “I love you” or a general expression of affection/admiration for you. 😘

I hope you enjoyed the matchup! 🥰 Inumaki is so cute/badass. Cuteass? 🤔

#alphabet matchup event #jujutsu kaisen matchup #jjk matchup #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #inumaki toge x reader

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wisellamawerewolf · 8 months

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Well, I promised a rant about a new leaked Helluva Boss episode, so here it goes. But before that disclaimer: this rant is specifically about the LEAK. So if something changes in the final version of a fully animated episode (mainly dialogue) – good for them, I'm glad they decided to change things for the better. After all, I'm just a guy rumbling about a show to my like, four followers, half of whom are porn bots. So buckle up folks, that's gonna be a long and messy one.

First, I want get out of the way Fizz and Ozzie relationship. Not gonna lie, even I, with my cold little aro heart, though that their relationship was kinda adorable. Dialogue in these scenes feel natural, in the vacuum they legitimately look like a healthy couple. There are still good questions about their relationship that were brought up to others like "why are they like each other romantically?" or "shouldn't they be more toxic considered their unbalanced power dynamic?" and honestly? I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I don't wanna know lol. Viv&co are notoriously bad at adequately addressing this stuff, and frankly, I'm sick of every relationship in this show being toxic and SH crew trying to retcon them into not being that way. Even M&M, who are supposed to be having the equal and wholesome marriage, are full of problems writers try to ignore and they're getting even worse. So even if core of Fizz and Oz relationship is a can of worms, I don't want to open it (but Viv still does that but more about it later).

I'll skip to the scene where Blitz and Fizz start arguing. Why is Blitz so class-conscious all of a sudden? Why does he care that Fizz is mingling with Asmodeus? Blitz does the exact same thing with Stolas, still doing stuff for him whenever he asks. Stolas just "allows" Blitz to have his association business, same as Asmodeus allows Fizz to still work with Mammon. I'm sorry Blitz, but you're still Stolases bitch and Ozzie at least have some respect for Fizz. Blitz in this scene is either just being hypocritical, or trying to hurt Fizz for the sake of it (which will be important later). Also comment about horns that set's Blitz off is weird. Wouldn't calling out Blitz on his hypocrisy would've been a better come back? Or was it "the grass is greener" type of comment? More likely it was just another unfunny sex joke, so I'm going to move on.

No thoughts on Striker and Crimson working together, except maybe the fact that it didn't need to be Crimson specifically. Could've been any other rich guy, and nothing would've been lost. They really should've just let Moxxie kill him in Exes tbh.

Unfunny dildo testing scene, no comments on this.

Stolas is here and is woobified again with his whole "I caught feveings for an imp uvu". Asmodeus loudly eating in this scene was waay too goofy, but you know what? Fair enough, I'd also prefer gobbling dicks and holes instead of listening to whatever this owl bitch has to say.

Crimson's plan is incredibly stupid, but what's more stupid is that it's actually working so far. So what if Asmodeus is weakest of the seven deadly sins? He's still a sin, and Crimson is just an imp who's supposed to be at the bottom of the hierarchy! You really telling me that Asmodeus literally could do nothing but comply? That's so dumb. Even if he signed a contract, couldn't he just get a Fizz and immediately after kill Crimson and get his factory back? Again, what is this plan lmao.

And now the fucking cage scene and the entirety of it is a shit show. (Fizz is literally working on Mammon and on Asmodeus. Why are these bitches assuming Fizz is only tied to Ozzie and they're monogamous all of a sudden?)

Gotta love how Blitz is looking at the camera while delivering his monologue on how Stolas only wants to fuck and only pretens to like him. The whole scene was designed so the impressionable audience could scream at their screens "no that's not true! He really loves you!". And of course Fizz is being used like a puppet to say that "not all rich bad" and "you're only hate Stolas because he's a prince" and I'll stop you there. Whether this is a dig at the HB critics or Blitzo's character I'll let you decide, but I'm going to say this: Stolas being a nobility isn't an issue. The issue is how he treats Blitz by calling him a plaything, talking down to him, holding a thing that brings him income above his head in exchange of sexual favours (which is rape-adjacent at best) and fetishizing him for being an imp. Which is a pararel on how a lot of people in power treat those they deem beneath them. And "well he realized he actually loves him now" isn't a fucking solution to the issue. How would Stolas treat imps he doesn't want to fuck? Probably not good huh?

Also, this scene unintentionally brings up another issue: have you noticed that so far everyone at the top has been depicted as good and caring, despite being a very high rank and reinforcing the rules that make everyone (including themselves) miserable? And judging by Hazbin leaks, the same thing, Lucifer himself is the same way. Fucking Lucifer. The ruler of the whole-ass hell.

Let's pretend it makes sense in the story. Ok. The question then is: if most people who are really on the top are actually good and care about their subjects, why are hellborns live worse lives than a FUCKING SINNERS, huh?! Who FUCKING STOPS THEM from getting rid of stupid rules such as lust being separated from love? Or having relationship with imps being prohibited among the Goetia? Or putting imps and hellhounds at the bottom with seemingly no reason? And who even made those rules in the first place?? GOD?! The same guy who doesn't give a shit about even sinners, considering they can do whatever the fuck they want in this place anyway??? The same guy YOU REBELLED AGAINST???? Hell is literally your place anyway, who fucking stops you from making your own rules, or new ones, if previous hurt you directly?

If this show was consistent in it's writing, I MAYBE could've bought the idea of sinners actually fucking up everyone else in here (no indication about this in the actual show, btw. I just throw my ideas in here, which I probably shouldn't do). But come on. Aren't those guys supposed to be a fallen angels? Those who also committed the first sins? WHICH THEY'RE LITERALLY EMBODIMENTS OF? SINNERS AREN'T EVEN AS POWERFUL OR HOLD HIGHER POSITION THAN THESE GUYS, GOD.

Show's explicit unwillingness to have a normal world building makes it look really questionable. Viv has fallen into the infamous "the good king" trope and she keeps bringing it up, because her special little boy Stolas fits into that category and everyone who dare criticizing him are assholes and wrong, because she said so.

Let me be clear: if the whole show was supposed to be about a forbidden gay romance between two people from different upbringing and income class I wouldn't criticize it so heavily. But writers clearly bring those issues up, only to immediately sweep them under the rug or bite the bullet and try to justify bad shit by saying stuff like "ummm not all heavily privileged rich people are bad".

Quick, somebody tell VivziePop that not all women are bad, maybe then we can have a well-written woman in her show for once!

And of course, Striker gets butchered once again, because now he's a supremacist, apparently?

Honestly, at this point I think that Viv accidentally wrote a compelling antagonist, who actually rases some good questions about the royals and the system that Viv cannot meaningfully disprove, so now she throws every bad trait on him, in hope that the audience would automatically disagree with him because he's "bad". Remember how Striker was almost flirting with Blitz in episode 5? Now he's homophobic and bigoted and hates flirting! Oh Striker was OK with Blitz working on Stolas and he himself worked on Stella to get a quick buck and reach his goals? Now he hates everyone who works with Goetia to get the life they deserve! And now he's a supremacist all of a sudden, despite no previous indications that he helds a believe in superiority of imps before other races (imps are also not the only ones who are disadvantaged, btw. Look at hellhounds who are also at the bottom).

Can Striker be a bad person, who strives to have a good thing but through bad action and for the wrong reasons? Yes. And a good writer could've made an interesting anti-villian from him. Not Viv though. Not Viv.

Moving on, because Satan knows I already spent too much time rumbling about this scene.

Blitz and Fizz getting out of the cage was actually pretty entertaining, it's a fun scene.

Now, I understand that not every character needs to be a badass fighter, but you telling me that a dude with mechanical limbs would be useless in a fight or couldn't do anything with a rope? Also Fizz was kinda extra whiney and helpless here and I couldn't shake off a feeling that Fizz was characterized like this to make Blitz look cooler and "better". Not to say that he was Stella'ed, but it's really hard to tell considering his last interaction with Blitz was very short, so idrk.

Speaking of Blitz: his whole backstory was just weird? From how he accidentally set a whole fucking circus on fire (come to think of it now, it's so fucking goofy the whole situation looks more of a dark comedy than a tragedy, which was clearly NOT what writers were going for) to his relationship with Fizz.

It's kinda weird that at first one of the show's key points was to teach Blitz that he needs to learn from previous mistakes and be better, and the show was constantly hinting on how he HIMSELF fucked up his previous relationships.

But now the whole thing was set up to be an accident (yes, it was TECHNICALLY his fault, but he might as well accidentally bumped into a guy with cake while not being upset, it would still cause a fire) and he doesn't really need to apologize about that and the whole "I'm sorry, I hate myself for it" was done so the audience could go "nooo, baby it's not your fault 🥺😭". While what Blitz REALLY needed to be apologizing for is his jealousy towards Fizzes talent. Honestly it was a wasted opportunity to get into the details of their past relationship. Maybe Blitz was a toxic friend? Maybe he would make a little remarks to put Fizz down, or constantly trying to one-up him?

Those things plus Blitz "seemingly" abandoning Fizz could have been a final nail in a coffin of their friendship and Fizz could've chosen himself to cut contact with Blitz, instead of making mysterious ""THEM"" do it. It would not only suit the themes of the show better and it wouldn't be just another "well he was sad and didn't mean it" excuse. But we need an immediate forgiveness from Fizz in order to give Blitz an asmodean cristal, so screw meaningful character progression and following show's themes I guess. Also Blitz didn't even change much, considering he's still been treating Fizz like shit almost the entire time, despite allegedly feeling guilty about what happened.

Honestly at this point I'm out of comments, and I think in this incoherent rant I said enough already. Asmodeus jokingly saying that Fizz go anywhere alone after this whole situation was kinda alarming a bit, but uh. Don't care anymore, writers won't take it anywhere anyway.

Also there's way too many shots of Blitz/Fizz blushing while interacting with each other or Striker. Imagine a Universe where VivziePop thinks of world building as much as she thinks about demon yaoi.

I'm done for now, thanks for reading, I guess!

#I'm not even gonna bother with tags

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thedisablednaturalist · 1 year

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I'm looking at the crayfish in the mirror..

I'm asking him to change his waays

#mr pinchy #crayfish #crawfish #crawdad #he better not escape #while im at work

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cupboardzllo · 4 years

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being a babie with mazzello | hc

a/n : HIIII welcome back to my writing! I miss all of ya so much :-] the other day i was hit with this thought of just being ababie arpund joe so here's a hc about that. Also, i wanna thank y'all for sticking with me when i was unactive several days ago...it means a lot to me!

also, i'm Chloe! Figured i will reveal my name after a while. People call me coco or cookie sometimes, so...let's be friend, i guess?

anyway, enjoy this hc!! ♡

•••

so we all know about the virus, honestly i think i'm the latest person to write about this

but joe freaking mazzello 'course cannot stay sane that long without you, his 24/7 childhood best friend

so he asked you to move in with him when the whole quarantine thingy started

"Come on!!! You will have the world-famous, fanfastic dino-shaped pancakes by Chef La Mazzello every morning, (Y/N)."

that was his effort to persuade you

of course you said yes

"Fine, but it's only because of the pancakes."

no (Y/N) we ALL know it's because you're head over heels for him!!!

moving-in day

it's not the first time you've stayed at his house

but you were pretty nervous with the idea of living with him, everyday, him seeing you without any makeup, or anything

ESPECIALLY your habits of cleaning products...you tend to use baby shampoo and soaps

when you put your johnson baby wash in his bathroom, Joe frowned

"Whose baby is staying here?."

you stuttered, "uhh...it's weird, but, it's mine...dONT LAUGH OKAY JOE-"

too late

joe's dying on the floor

(((((bathroom floor))))

"(Y/N) yOU'RE AN ADULT."

you tickled him as an escape of your embarassment, feeling shy

"OKAY STOP STOP I'M SORRY!," he laughed

then ruffled your hair

"Even if you use dog shampoo, i'd still.."

you freezed

what's he going to say?!

joe took a moment before finishing his sentence

"....m-make yOU DINO-SHAPED PANCAKES! come on, (Y/L/N)! let's unpack your clothes after this."

then he went out of the bathroom

leaving you

red

and possibly close to having a sheer heart attack

grocery shopping with joe

on some days, joe (and you) is waAY to lazy to make efforts to eat

but at the same time you guys are hella hungry

so you guys order the classic chinese take-outs, or pizza maybe

but also in some days, you will go out grocery shopping with him and buy ingredients for dinner (with masks of course, wear your masks everyone!!!)

joe will grab cooking ingredients and other products

like milk

dairy-free milk because we all don't want joe screaming

anyways

Joe also grabs some chips

and snacks

then there's you grabbing baby snacks

gerber

happy baby

teethers cookies

all the good stuff

"Why..are you???????"

"Stop shaming my snacking behaviour!!! It's good okay,,," you said then running into another aisle

leaving mazzello

grinning

like that joe smile we all love

"Gosh, such a cutie..." he mumbled, then pushing the cart, following you

also he paid for the groceries even though you insisted to pay

ugh i love him

dinner time with joe

joe's not actually the worst italian chef

but he does need constant guiding and sometimes can be sloppy

you guys were cooking baked spaghetti that night, and thankfully it went okay

joe almost spilled the whole sauce from the pan but luckily you were there to stop him

so while waiting for the food to cook

joe decided to play some music off of his phone

and guess what he played

nope

not queen songs

BABY SHARK

the first verse came and you were laughing out loud

"Joe what the fuck???? What is thiiiis?."

joe is already bopping his head and throwing some dance moves

drop it like it's hoooooot-

"Aw come on baby (Y/L/N), bABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO-"

so you joined him

AND YOU KNOW THE DANCE MOVES

yeah the clapping hands thingy

you guys were dancing so hard you both were sweating

Joe picked you up with his arms

you were a laughing mess and tried to get out of his grip when you both fell into his couch

you on top of him

and him under you

"....joe?"

for a moment you thought joe is going to kiss you

and he reached you cheek

DING!

the oven dings

joe shuffled and you quickly stood up

"I'll check it!," you said while running to the kitchen

SIS your heart was POUNDING because was he going to kiss you????

joe was also a blushing mess

"mazzello you dumb...," he whispered while rubbing his face

then chased you into the kitchen

dinner went a bit awkward

because you both are dumb dorks

but it went over and you guys washes dishes together then got ready for bed

bedtime!!!!

Joe does have a guest room in his house

but he said that the room is currently unavailable

under the following reasons of

"it's messy," and "it has a lot of stuff in it!." "my room's more spacious."

he really just want to have you with him in his bed (Y/N) come on!!!!

so you agreed to sleep with him

because of course you also can't wait to cuddle with him

ehm okay moving on so

you changed into your pajama

and it has gudetama patterns

joe chuckled when he saw you after changing your clothes

"I swear (Y/N), you're a baby trapped in an adult's body."

you pull out your tongue playfully then joined him

joe was scrolling his instagram, and you were checking out your emails

joe then pulled you closer to him

"You're cold, you need more warmth from me," he said, as an excuse

you smiled and rested your head on his shoulder

you did not realize it, but you were feeling sleepy and slowly you lulled off on his chest

joe waS SO hAPPY AND IS A BLUSHING MESS I TELL YOU

because this is exactly the thing he loved the most about you

the domestic side of you, your bare face and your sleepy figure

he turned off the lights as careful as possible

he don't want his baby to wake up

he cuddled you closer and realized

this is what he wanted to see before he's off to the clouds

so let's all hope the man will gain the courage to ask you out

because he can't wait to give you

his baby

more warmth every night :-)

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