#(bro takes revenge by picking you-know-who bc dave hates him)

[coridallasmultipass]

Okay, so I opened a fic with Striders in it and randomly wanted to put on Borderlands 3 ambient music in the background (I'm having a depressed episode rn and wanted comfort.) And I thought Oh... There would be A War over who gets to be Zer0 in BL2. (Bc they won't do a double Zer0 run, let's face it, there can only be one.)

(( Shit fuck. Borderlands 1 happened in OCTOBER 2009. They never would've seen it in canon. Fuck it. Non-Sburb AU this mothafucka, they'll play all of 'em. #BLstuck ))

#blstuck #(doesnt look like anyones actively using that tag so if u dont wanna see me crossover this block that) #homestuck #borderlands #bro #dave #striders #i just wanna see them do something normal rn im so depressed sorry for tagging all that but i want this organized on on my blog #i think theyd get a kick out of this game and make their own in jokes and have fun #and maybe beat each other up for who gets a claim to zer0 #bro wins that one #but then tps happens nd dave pulls a fast one and suddenly he gets claim to the doppelganger #(bro takes revenge by picking you-know-who bc dave hates him) #but seriously tho ugh i wanna go back to playing bl3 for the first time like i had to play alone but i still had so much fun #i can feel the dry heat of pandora. i can taste the pumpkin spice bagels and lattes i drank on promethia #i can feel the staticky mist spraying off the waterfall in the cartels one #i can taste the jambalaya i made while playing eden 6 #i can feel the chilly ectoplasm blasting from captain haunt #and the tentacles in guns love and tentacles #and the spores in nekrotafeyo #fuck is thaf how u spell it its been so long since i played #i havent kept up w the fandom since bl3 bc life stuff happened #anyway... might drW this later i like the idea of a random result rather thN picking my own choice #sorry for rambling #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #depression #Cori.exe #Poll.exe #Post.exe #fuck why are polls only 1 day or 1 week ugh i guess 1 day