ARTW bois when summoner says "no h@nd h0lding before marriage"
Spica:
Already has marriage papers in hand
Alpheratz:
"I will take responsibility later, but right now we need to get you out of this magic maze, before the monster tries to eat you again"
Arcturus:
Genuinely very sorry and blushy
Pollux:
Poll.exe has stopped working, good job, i hope you are proud of yourself
Sirius:
Say that siriusly enough and he will actually be embarrassed, the acting lessons he brings up impromptu must be used somewhere right?
Vega:
0-0 U-U 0-0
as much as you want him to propose right then and there, remember he knows this joke, he is just staring at you like, "really?"
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im debating it but im The Indecisive so i’ll make you guys fight like viruses over whether or not i should do it 4 kicks
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the way my dad so smoothly derailed from my shoes being big and tripping people to my pants being down and a large portion of my asscrack being exposed 💀
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