#Post.exe

[kitty-innards]

hai

#mine #post.exe #this onject needs tovb. used lol

[girlhelpsworld]

Been rereading ASP and got to chapter twelve. I am so close to throwing this book across the room and biting drywall

#only a few pages in btw. gonna lose my marbles #a separate peace #asp #post.exe

[builtwithapurpose]

#post.exe

[coridallasmultipass]

Imagine both couples meeting - Bro/Grandpa and Alpha Dave/Poppop.

D and Poppop gonna be like, 'What the fuck is wrong with these two unhinged weirdos? That one guy just murdered a harmless butterfly with an entire musket and the other one swooned about it..."

Like they're polar opposites. D and Poppop are like so normal and domestic, and it creeps out Bro and Grandpa who are like, "Do these people experience anything even remotely thrilling? Poppop showed D a water-squirting flower, and D just laughed and kissed him like it was the highlight of his day."

#sorry its kind of a #ShitPost.exe #lol but i just thought it would be a hilarious contrast to put them together #brograndpa #alphadavepoppop #bigdpoppop #homestuck #Cori.exe #Post.exe

[agtemisblog]

Tumblr is a functioning app

#post.exe

[rubymidnightt]

did i make a sideblog for random posts to procrastinate logging out? nope would never do that and it definitely wouldn't be @silvermidnightt i would never

#post.exe

[neighborlywelcome]

🏠 | WELCOME! | 🎪

This is a fandom sideblog for Welcome Home & The Amazing Digital Circus. You can call me Apple and I use she/her pronouns!

I’m not sure all what I’ll be posting yet. Currently, I’m writing matchups for both fandoms, which you can see below.

MATCHUPS: CLOSED

OTHER INFO:

REBLOGS of other people’s posts are minimal, since I mostly reblog stuff on my super secret main.

NAVIGATION + MASTERLIST coming soon as I update more.

#welcome home #tadc #the amazing digital circus #welcome home x reader #tadc x reader #pinned post.exe

[babygirlfry]

can someone who is good at/experienced with makeup tell me the point of highlighter? is it just to help with contouring your face? this is a genuine question even if the wording might seem condescending ):

#logan post.exe #my brain won't think up better wording rn bc i'm sleepy and in pain soz

[theneonbridgesystem]

Welcome!

We are known as the Neon Bridge! We are a system that often dabbles in various creative outlets (art, writing, music, etc).

We support systems of all origins and welcome anyone! However, we will not be partaking in any sort of discourse here for the sake of our mental well-being.

For anonymity's sake, we will be referring to ourselves under different gemstones. No, we aren't gemsonas of any sort, this is just a naming theme we go by.

Also, we prefer to call members that aren't certain people visitors rather than headmates, alters, fictives, etc.

Main System

Emerald: Body and Core - She/Her - 21+

Sunstone: He/Him - 18+ - Human

Nova: He/Him - 30's - Human - Resident

Tourmaline: He/Him - 30's - Human - Resident

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Nephrite: He/Him - 1000+ - Non-Human

Onyx: He/Him - 3000+ - Non-Human

Bloodstone: He/Him - 3000+ - Non-Human

Ametrine: He/They - Ageless - Non-Human

Iolite - He/They - Ageless - Non-Human - Resident

Opal: He/Him - 40's - Non-Human - Resident

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Andesine - She/Her - Centuries+ - Non-Human - Resident

Jasper - She/Her - Centuries+ - Non-Human - Resident

Amber - She/Her - Centuries+ - Non-Human - Resident

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Azurite - He/Him - 17 - Human - Has Subsystem - Resident

Agate - He/Him - Ageless - Non-Human - Resident

Moonstone - She/Her - 15 - Human - Resident

Sapphire: He/Him - 21+ - Human - Has Subsystem

Citrine: He/Him - 24+ - Human - Has Subsystem

Ruby: He/Him - 22+ - Human - Has Subsystem

Subsystems

Sapphire

Tanzanite: He/Him - Ageless - Non-human

Thulite: She/Her - Ageless - Non-human

Citrine

Topaz: He/Him - Ageless - Non-human

Ruby

Carnelian: He/Him - Ageless - Non-human

Azurite

Quartz - He/Him - Ageless - Non-human

Any post made by any of these members will be tagged accordingly with [name].exe so heads up!

#Crossing the Bridge.exe #Pinned Post.exe

[the-cyberspace-squad]

Welcome to our blog!

We’re the Cyberspace System! Collective pronouns he/him or plural they if you’re being literal - Body age 22 - Latino (our introjects from sources outside our culture go by culturally-neutral names online <3) 

OSDD1B system currently seeking treatment - No alter intros here for privacy; you’ll see what each of us is comfortable posting and reblogging, no more no less. Some of us will use nicknames, usernames, and pseudonyms for privacy.

#pinned post.exe

[ladytective]

don’t miss your mistletoes → ao3 [bungou stray dogs]

“dazai, i swear, get down from there at once or so help me—” “kunikida-kun, don’t be such a bore, i’m only adding some spice. i’m doing you all a favour, really.” “dazai, i want you at this party, but i don’t want you to make it a place of debauchery.” “dazai-san, i agree with kunikida-san; you really should stop putting up so many mistletoes.”

atsushi, dazai, the armed detective agency and a christmas party.

written for the dazatsu secret santa (@dazatsu-exchange)

#dazatsu #dazushi #dazatsu secret santa #dazatsu secret santa 2020 #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #fic.exe #post.exe

[girlhelpsworld]

Ok so I finished The Great Gatsby and. Why do so many people think it's gay?? This isn't me being argumentative, I just genuinely don't get it. I've seen some people bring up his frequent descriptions of Gatsby as evidence but also. He describes Daisy's voice arguably as much. I'd love anyone to explain their queer reading to me because I'd love to know if I'm missing anything!

#cause like with asp it was so painfully obvious to me. but with gatsby i just dont see it and im wondering what other peope are seeing #the great gatsby #jay gatsby #nick carraway #natsby #post.exe

[builtwithapurpose]

#post.exe #:)

[coridallasmultipass]

Has Dirk ever actually eaten steak?

(TW casual animal death I guess, sorry)

Okay, so this is a total shitpost idea I had last night on Tweeter and I said I'd make it a post here, so I'm following through. Bear with me, because if I jump past my thought process, I'll probably sound like a total maniac for even imagining this.

Let me back up.

I was thinking about Dirk (a normal occurrence). Then I start thinking about Nepeta, since they have the same Aspect. And then I start thinking about Tavros' cat allergies. So then I circle back to Dirk, since Dirk has obviously never seen a cat in person before, and therefore has no built-up immunity to cat dander, and would definitely be hella allergic. (Also, it's been my headcanon since, like, the dawn of time, that Dirk would have a shit immune system when it comes to humans, on account of never being around another person in his life, and he probably gets super sick upon meeting up with people in person for the first time.)

Back to the steak quote. Dirk has obviously never eaten like, actual steak from a cow before. Cows probably don't even exist anymore, outside of maybe a scant few super high elevation places on the other side of the globe. He probably wouldn't be able to digest it well regardless, since he's never had red meat. Dirk says he fishes, and he's obviously got seagulls around, so that's probably also on the menu (besides the super expired canned and dry ration shit left behind), and it's as natural as eating chicken is for everyone else (cough chicken of the sea joke cough), and he assumes that's what chicken is supposed to taste like, which leads to a hilarious spit-take for his first time trying actual chicken.

Moving forward to post-game. We're gonna set this scenario inside a neat little anime beach episode setting where everyone is happy and alive, because that makes it hilarious. Everyone's having a chill day at the beach. The seagulls presumably pester everyone who has a shiny bag of chips in their hands. People are playing volleyball. It's lunch time.

Dirk is looking at the seagulls eyeballing his bag of chips like, "Man, these guys are so dumb, watch this." And he calls a seagull over because he knows how to call them in a way they immediately trust him, and just... kills it quickly, and goes, "Alright, that was easy, let's start the barbecue, guys."

But there's a pall that's fallen over everyone. The beach ball blows past like a tumbleweed. Everyone's* mouth is agape in pure horror.

Dirk looks at the seagull in his hands. And back at the group. And he's like, "This is another one of those things I needed to deprogram, isn't it."

Everyone is whispering like, "What the fuck..." But to make things worse, Jade declares that there needs to be a funeral for the seagull, because literally no one else there is okay with eating it (and no one told Dirk beforehand, but someone already brought store-bought and pre-seasoned chicken for the barbecue, which doesn't make sense to him because it's not even fresh, aren't you supposed to have like a 'catch of the day' type of thing? Someone has to tell him that that only applies to fish, however arbitrary that seems). And Dirk has to stand there, living the most embarrassing moment of his life, keeping his cool, while perfectly good seagull meat is being lowered into the ground. People build a fucking sand castle memorial.

Jade like, gives him a hug like, "It's okay, Dirk, you didn't mean to do it." And Dirk has to bite back a 'Yeah, I kinda did mean it. This is stupid, and if anything, even worse to waste its life for nothing.' But he has enough self-awareness to know when to at least keep his mouth shut to prevent further damage.

He never could get over how weird chicken actually tastes, it's like fluffy and weird and doesn't even fit the theme of a beach party.

*everyone, except Jake and Nepeta/Davepeta, is completely scandalized at the image of Dirk just snapping a seagull's neck like it's nothing. They still wouldn't eat it, but they at least don't think he's a murderer for doing it.

#im sorry okay i just thought of it and laughed and had to share it #rest in peace gullie #wait also include feferi and eridan in dirk sympathizers but it feels weird to think of them having an interaction with him #homestuck #dirk #dirk strider #dirk homestuck #homestuck headcanon #homestuck headcanons #headcanon #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #Post.exe #*obligatory 'pls dont talk to me about anything that happens after Homestuck bc i didnt read it and dont plan to'* #animal death #watch this post gets blacklisted after tagging that and ill never be able to find it on my blog again #i have never tried seagull its illegal here bc theyre protected but i did look up what they taste like for this post and #apparently they taste fishy which is fucking wild like... does that mean that chicken tastes bug-gy? #is that why people always go 'hm it tastes like chicken' when eating something weird? #bc thats the taste of the bugs they spend their life eating? #idk its just weird to think that seagulls taste fishy for eating fish thats so fucking wild but i guess makes sense #also i know fish produce 'steaks' too but i kind of doubt that dirk is out there catching full size tunas #im at the point of typing where im having second thoughts like is this an okay thing to post or are ppl gonna think im a nutcase #i cant do that to animals i promise lol i was a vegetarian for a long fuckin time bc i felt bad about it like i still rarely eat meat

[versalles]

I finally found a proper sticker for my smöl amplifier, a bootleg kitty from the early 2ks ;u;

#personal #diary #post.exe #yes i want my mutuals 2 see this #bootleg kitty

[hookandcook]

URL Change!

Hey guys!! I changed my URL from @hookandcook to @coridallasmultipass so I could have some consistency across platforms!! Just wanted to let y'all know.

#hookandcook #coridallasmultipass #cori.exe #post.exe #sorry if theres any confusion and my blog links will probably be broken now lmao ill eventually fix it when i get a computer