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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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Well, I know that gettin' you alone isn't easy to do,

And I don't wanna lie and I don't wanna tell you the truth,

And I know we got places to go, we got people to see,

Think we both oughta put 'em on hold, and I think you agree,

Stop the world 'cause I wanna get off with you.

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I have Brain Ghost Dirk on the brain, and how much I absolutely fucking loved this scene in the comic. So, I needed to draw Jake fantasizing some more.

Aghhh... This took me an embarrassing amount of time to draw. It got confusing trying to keep all of Dirk's lines separate and I had to cut some corners, but I think it worked out alright. Clip Studio's GIF thing really messed up the colouration for some unknown reason, and I ended up downloading the program I used to use, PhotoScape, which is like, the best program for stringing together a GIF. So yeah. I'm glad I'm done lol.

Oh, alsO, THOSE HANDS, they were SO HARD TO DRAW. I don't have anyone I can ask to take a reference pic with me, and I ended up having to photoshop two pictures I took of my own hand so I could get the pose right LOL.

Dirk's quote from Homestuck:

Dirk: You have got to be kidding. Did you seriously just think something THAT dirty?

Dirk: You must be doing this on purpose to spite me now. I mean, just wow dude. That was x-rated as fuck.

#homestuck #dirkjake #jake english #jake #dirk strider #dirk #brain ghost dirk #striders #otp #what do i even tag this #homestuck fan art #fan art #art #drawing #digital art #gif warning #suggestive #Create.exe #Image.exe #Cori.exe #trans dirk #trans dirk strider #(bc any dirk i draw or write is gonna be trans ofc)#also fuck i know i used these lyrics on a rh//ack drawing way back in like 2019 but i couldnt think of better ones and my headphones died #if it makes any difference i drew the majority of this while listening to dragostea din tei on repeat bc my dirkjake playlists aren't...#...conducive to drawing suggestive content like this lmao #(actually idr drawing a lot of this i think i was still fuckdeepin endometriosis pain when i started it.. wait my notepad says...#...jan 3 lmao thats when it started! so no wonder i dont remember a lot of this. im a new man now lol.)#gdi im seeing mistakes where i separated the dirk from the jake and they overlapped ugHHHH oh well fuck it im posting #ive spend weeks on this drawing im not going back just for a couple pixels

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hookandcook · 4 years

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URL Change!

Hey guys!! I changed my URL from @hookandcook to @coridallasmultipass so I could have some consistency across platforms!! Just wanted to let y'all know.

#hookandcook #coridallasmultipass #cori.exe #post.exe #sorry if theres any confusion and my blog links will probably be broken now lmao ill eventually fix it when i get a computer

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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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Lil Hal steals everyone's clothes once he gets a body since he doesn't already have clothes. I guess. Cosplay ensues. I don't even know where he gets the wigs.

Based on that "Little Hal's Lesbian Depot" TikTok (by TikTok user @ koreanbeef27 I'll link it in the comments. I don't use TikTok, I only saw it here lol.)

So yeah. This was kinda fun to make up a body design for Lil Hal. It was a nightmare drawing the elbow joints on the Jade one lmao. But it's for the meme, so it's okay.

I couldn't decide between Dirk and Dave for the 16-year-old boy one, but I already have Hal wearing their shirt and suit, and Lil Cal is the only one who actually wears a backwards hat anyway, so I went with him.

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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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I was wondering where my paper cutout Off (game) bookmarks that I made in 2013 went. Found them in my scrapbook!

The Zacharie is just a flat one, but the Valerie and Bad Batter both grip onto the page you clip them on.

#off (game)#off #off mortis ghost #mortis ghost #zacharie #valerie #bad batter #batter #paper cutout #paper craft #paper art #art #Cori.exe #Create.exe #Image.exe #i want to use them but i also dont want to ruin them bc my life is a mess rn and id end up smushing the book theyre in somehow #im just glad i found them i was beginning to worry i lost em somewhere #bookmarks

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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It's Christmas, so I wanted to draw this scene from a Bro/Dave fanfic I'm writing, because I thought this was a funny exchange. They're betting on which lane is the correct exit lane. Because California roads be like that. (They're both trans men!) Text: Bro: ...Bet on it. Dave: "Fine, loser gets to sit on his lap. Bro: That's not how it works, he's not Mall Santa Joe, nursing a flask of whiskey in his pocket. Dave: Hey, Mall Santa Joe is cool, alright? He's just going through a rough patch. Bro: He's not that into you, Dave. Dave: You don't know that. Maybe I already rode that sleigh. Bro: Le gasp! But what about his family? He has kids, Dave! You goddamn ho-ho-homewrecker!

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coridallasmultipass · 5 months

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Why are we calling him "Alpha Dave" when we could be calling him "Big D"?

#or d-rector #like d erector #but seriously is big d not like the douchiest and most perfect name for him in keeping with strider tradition #im cryin #maybe hi also so maybe im just laughing at nothing #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #d strider #alpha bro #homestuck #god im not even kidding i swear im gonna start calling him that until it catches on #gonna have to canonize it in some fan fiction but what to write for it hmm #maybe fan art instead idk ive never drawn dave i dont think #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #also wanna clarify something here all dave striders are trans men hussie personally told me when he crawled out from my drain this morning #also also sorry if someone else said this before me i came up with it bc i walk talking about alpha daves big d energy

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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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Whaddup gaymers, it's ya boi, Bro Stridizzle in the hizzle.

#so i bought a hat for bro and decided to just throw the whole cosplay on for shits n giggs #homestuck #homestuck cosplay #bro #bro strider #bro strider cosplay #bro cosplay #cosplay #striders #me #selfie #suggestive #Cori.exe #Image.exe #trans bro #trans bro strider

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coridallasmultipass · 2 months

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Got my Dirk shirt all remade now, over a decade later, lol. The first one (from either 2011 or 2012, I don't remember) was on a thrifted shirt (bad idea, because it was already thinning, and costs the same, and it's RARE to find plain white shirts in a thrift store, so you don't get to choose the size - I had to alter the old one). I also accidentally bought shimmer paint because I thought "Pearl" meant the paint was matte. (Pearls are matte, they're not shimmer glittery!!) And I only had one size of good quality paint brush to use.

Now, I have new materials (still the wrong paint, because the store only had the 3D/textured paint in orange, but I made it work), and more brush sizes I can use. I still traced the shape and placement from the old shirt, both to save time, and also because it's like, using something from the old one to make the new one, like handing down the torch, or whatever sentimental reason. (The old one was traced off my old laptop screen, I think.)

I already made a mistake when I tried scraping off a microscopic paint fleck off the sleeve and accidentally held the black brush in my other hand and painted all over the shoulder and it wouldn't wash out, but I've decided that, that will be a grease spot from patching up Squarewave, so if you see the splotch in my future cosplay, 'it was intentional.' \></

So yeah. Here's to many more years of Homestuck cosplay, lmao.

#homestuck #dirk #dirk strider #striders #homestuck cosplay #cosplay #Cori.exe #Image.exe #Create.exe #dont ask me about my dave shirt or dirk tank top i already have too many projects on my plate i need to finish #...and i dont have base shirts for those. i didnt wanna have a project pile up in case i didnt get to this one #but hey i had the time and space to do this today so i got it done #((thank u medication that works lol))#side note i hate that clothes stop being functional after like 10+ years of wear #i mean my dirk tank is okay but i outgrew it #but my dave shirt is disgustingly threadbare and i had to move it to 'pj shirt only' a long time ago ...#... and i dont even wear it as pjs any more bc its that holey and worn down looking lol #but it was a pain in the ass to paint square pixels once so i havent remade it yet #hopefully later but who knows how much later. im not dave i just like his fashion. dont ask me about time.

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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Saw this comic by late cartoonist John Callahan and it reminded me of Alpha Dave ("Big D"), so I had to draw it. ("THIS IS WHAT THE REFRANCE") (Wrote "Miss Megido" because there's one fic I read a long time ago where Aradia is director Dave's personal assistant, and that idea seemed fitting here.) *Big D is a trans man, btw.*

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coridallasmultipass · 3 months

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Imagine both couples meeting - Bro/Grandpa and Alpha Dave/Poppop.

D and Poppop gonna be like, 'What the fuck is wrong with these two unhinged weirdos? That one guy just murdered a harmless butterfly with an entire musket and the other one swooned about it..."

Like they're polar opposites. D and Poppop are like so normal and domestic, and it creeps out Bro and Grandpa who are like, "Do these people experience anything even remotely thrilling? Poppop showed D a water-squirting flower, and D just laughed and kissed him like it was the highlight of his day."

#sorry its kind of a #ShitPost.exe #lol but i just thought it would be a hilarious contrast to put them together #brograndpa #alphadavepoppop #bigdpoppop #homestuck #Cori.exe #Post.exe

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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Has Dirk ever actually eaten steak?

(TW casual animal death I guess, sorry)

Okay, so this is a total shitpost idea I had last night on Tweeter and I said I'd make it a post here, so I'm following through. Bear with me, because if I jump past my thought process, I'll probably sound like a total maniac for even imagining this.

Let me back up.

I was thinking about Dirk (a normal occurrence). Then I start thinking about Nepeta, since they have the same Aspect. And then I start thinking about Tavros' cat allergies. So then I circle back to Dirk, since Dirk has obviously never seen a cat in person before, and therefore has no built-up immunity to cat dander, and would definitely be hella allergic. (Also, it's been my headcanon since, like, the dawn of time, that Dirk would have a shit immune system when it comes to humans, on account of never being around another person in his life, and he probably gets super sick upon meeting up with people in person for the first time.)

Back to the steak quote. Dirk has obviously never eaten like, actual steak from a cow before. Cows probably don't even exist anymore, outside of maybe a scant few super high elevation places on the other side of the globe. He probably wouldn't be able to digest it well regardless, since he's never had red meat. Dirk says he fishes, and he's obviously got seagulls around, so that's probably also on the menu (besides the super expired canned and dry ration shit left behind), and it's as natural as eating chicken is for everyone else (cough chicken of the sea joke cough), and he assumes that's what chicken is supposed to taste like, which leads to a hilarious spit-take for his first time trying actual chicken.

Moving forward to post-game. We're gonna set this scenario inside a neat little anime beach episode setting where everyone is happy and alive, because that makes it hilarious. Everyone's having a chill day at the beach. The seagulls presumably pester everyone who has a shiny bag of chips in their hands. People are playing volleyball. It's lunch time.

Dirk is looking at the seagulls eyeballing his bag of chips like, "Man, these guys are so dumb, watch this." And he calls a seagull over because he knows how to call them in a way they immediately trust him, and just... kills it quickly, and goes, "Alright, that was easy, let's start the barbecue, guys."

But there's a pall that's fallen over everyone. The beach ball blows past like a tumbleweed. Everyone's* mouth is agape in pure horror.

Dirk looks at the seagull in his hands. And back at the group. And he's like, "This is another one of those things I needed to deprogram, isn't it."

Everyone is whispering like, "What the fuck..." But to make things worse, Jade declares that there needs to be a funeral for the seagull, because literally no one else there is okay with eating it (and no one told Dirk beforehand, but someone already brought store-bought and pre-seasoned chicken for the barbecue, which doesn't make sense to him because it's not even fresh, aren't you supposed to have like a 'catch of the day' type of thing? Someone has to tell him that that only applies to fish, however arbitrary that seems). And Dirk has to stand there, living the most embarrassing moment of his life, keeping his cool, while perfectly good seagull meat is being lowered into the ground. People build a fucking sand castle memorial.

Jade like, gives him a hug like, "It's okay, Dirk, you didn't mean to do it." And Dirk has to bite back a 'Yeah, I kinda did mean it. This is stupid, and if anything, even worse to waste its life for nothing.' But he has enough self-awareness to know when to at least keep his mouth shut to prevent further damage.

He never could get over how weird chicken actually tastes, it's like fluffy and weird and doesn't even fit the theme of a beach party.

*everyone, except Jake and Nepeta/Davepeta, is completely scandalized at the image of Dirk just snapping a seagull's neck like it's nothing. They still wouldn't eat it, but they at least don't think he's a murderer for doing it.

#im sorry okay i just thought of it and laughed and had to share it #rest in peace gullie #wait also include feferi and eridan in dirk sympathizers but it feels weird to think of them having an interaction with him #homestuck #dirk #dirk strider #dirk homestuck #homestuck headcanon #homestuck headcanons #headcanon #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #Post.exe #*obligatory 'pls dont talk to me about anything that happens after Homestuck bc i didnt read it and dont plan to'*#animal death #watch this post gets blacklisted after tagging that and ill never be able to find it on my blog again #i have never tried seagull its illegal here bc theyre protected but i did look up what they taste like for this post and #apparently they taste fishy which is fucking wild like... does that mean that chicken tastes bug-gy?#is that why people always go 'hm it tastes like chicken' when eating something weird?#bc thats the taste of the bugs they spend their life eating?#idk its just weird to think that seagulls taste fishy for eating fish thats so fucking wild but i guess makes sense #also i know fish produce 'steaks' too but i kind of doubt that dirk is out there catching full size tunas #im at the point of typing where im having second thoughts like is this an okay thing to post or are ppl gonna think im a nutcase #i cant do that to animals i promise lol i was a vegetarian for a long fuckin time bc i felt bad about it like i still rarely eat meat

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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*watches movie called Mortal Engines* Oh, this movie is really cool, but it feels limited by the medium, I should read the book.

*sees cool 2nd hand clothing item branded from when Hot Topic was doing a Mortal Instruments promotion* Oh, sick, lemme get that, I'll buy the book and rent the movie again later.

*buys book* Hmm, why does the plot sound so different from the movie?

*rents movie again* Hmm, why does this not sound like the book synopsis?

*sees them next to each other*

Wait a second.

These are not the same story.

#i was legit so confused when i read the synopsis for the MI book #but i was also sick when i watched the ME movie #so i chalked it up to that #turns out i never saw the MI movie at all actually #so now i have 2 different series i need to read and another movie i need to watch lol #mortal engines #mortal instruments #this is my brain on adhd #ShitPost.exe #Cori.exe #Image.exe #Post.exe

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coridallasmultipass · 5 months

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I threw this idea around on my Twitter, but I wanna share it here because I'm a big gay nerd.

Post-breakup Dirk sitting his room alone, blasting Three Days Grace.

Dirk stays like that for like, 3 days or something ironic like that, and Big D is sick and tired of hearing cheesey 2000s metal while he's trying to get some work done on that script he's been editing. He deeply regrets getting Dirk that preem sound system as "Pain" assaults his ears for the 20th time.

He manages to lure Dirk out with the promise of orange soda and takeout, and when Dirk finally exits his dark room, he's wearing smudged eyeliner and black nail polish. It's too late, D, the emo has already set in.

Dirk goes back to blasting music, and D is sick of it, but figures he'll get over it soon...

That is, until D hears the opening riff of a whiny grunge song, and that's the last straw. He throws his shit down and bangs on Dirk's door. "DIRK! I swear to fuck, you're a generation too late to be moping to grunge over a breakup, and so help me god, if you make me relive the music of my youth, I am going to break down this door and piss on all your gear."

Dirk doesn't reply, but changes the song.

"Thank you!" D turns to go back to work, but quickly realizes the song Dirk changed it to is "Numb" by Linkin Park. The little shit. "UGHHHH."

#man i remember being a teenager #i was def blasting harder metal tho tbh #i just thought it would be hilarious to imagine dirk getting to be an actual teenager thru the jakeup #also Big D having a grunge phase before he got discovered #homestuck #dirkjake #dirk #dirk strider #alpha dave #big d #dirkjake is otp tho they get back together when they learn to communicate better #maybe the eyeliner stays tho #Post.exe #Cori.exe #also also also this goes without saying but i love clarifying anyway that any strider i talk about is a trans man #bc theres like no good rep for trans men and i want to be the change i wanna see in the world yo #trans dirk strider #trans alpha dave #((and no shade to linkin park or 3dg they both got me thru my sadboi middle school era and i actually saw 3dg as my first metal show))#striders

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coridallasmultipass · 5 months

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Drew myself as Dirk Strider the other day, because I've been rereading Homestuck.

Probably cringe to insert yourself like this, but idk I kinda felt like I was losin' my head for a bit.

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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Is there a Nikke Goddess of Victory fandom on this site, or should I keep all my ramblings on Twitter?

(Please comment if you post/reblog Nikke stuff, I'm looking for active people to follow, no pressure to follow back tho I post weird shit.)

((If you haven't played it yet, it's a really great mobile/desktop game, the kind where you collect magical girl fighters, but the event stories are so heartwrenching and deep, it's not just fanservice.))

#just curious bc i could sure spam a lot of nikke rn #ill probably try to draw some scarlet/dorothy as soon as im done w my current hs drawing #nikke #nikke goddess of victory #Cori.exe #Post.exe #btw dorothy is waifu i know im gay but she is my ice queen #red hood is definitely also a fave along with volume #im patiently hoping they introduce male nikkes at some point like a new breakthrough in technology or something #but that probably wont happen lol still #oh and i forgot about biscuit and liter theyre also faves too bc dog girls are best girls

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coridallasmultipass · 4 months

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Future, bro.

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