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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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El: I had the idea to draw us.
Henry: Oh?
El: Yeah, but then I got a better idea.
Henry: ?
El holding up the drawing in her hands: I drew us.. as spiders.
Henry:
Henry: I need to hang this on the refrigerator right now.
El: :)
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herstarburststories · 4 years
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SUPERNATURAL MASTERLIST
Dean Winchester;
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𖤐 Brutal
𖤐 Old Belongings
𖤐 Dean's Big Prize (demon!dean/smut)
𖤐 Maybe You Are Happy, Dean
𖤐 Heavenly (alpha!Michael!Dean)
𖤐 P and C
𖤐 Treacherous (smut/demon!dean)
𖤐 Freckles Like Stars (au!dean)
𖤐 Knives & Calls
𖤐 Pure Witch (smut)
𖤐 Something About Pride
𖤐 Sensitive There (smut)
𖤐 illicit love
𖤐 Merry... Birthday?
𖤐 It's Time To Go (smut)
𖤐 tolerate it (smut)
𖤐 Home in a Motel Pool (smut)
𖤐 Calamitous Love
𖤐 you and me and the devil makes three.
𖤐 He didn’t make it to 42
𖤐 Marry Me In The Battlefield
Kinktober masterlist (all smut)
Series;
✾ Beautiful Ghosts
Headcanons;
⁂ Sexual Preferences (smut)
⁂ Being Dean’s soulmate
⁂ Dean Winchester with Size Kink (smut)
⁂ Being Dean's Best Friend
⁂ Being Dean’s twin sister (Winchester!Reader)
⁂ Dating Dean
Drabbles;
▣ Looking for Them
▣ Threesome
▣ Blind Faith (michael!dean)
▣ Between angels and demons (demon!dean x reader x michael!dean)
▣ It was a good home... For years
Sam Winchester;
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𖤐 You Have A Home
Headcanons;
⁂ Being Sam’s twin sister (Winchester!Reader)
⁂ Sexual Preferences (smut)
Drabble;
▣ Looking for Them
Incorrect Supernatural Quotes:
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#001 (demon!dean)
#002
#003 (demon!dean)
#004
#005
#006
#007
#008
#009
#010
#011
#012
1541 Celebration Masterlist!
Kinktober Masterlist
*marvelous banners by @talesmaniac89! thank you. Check their blog, they have more beautiful edits and great fics as well. ♡
updated: 08/01
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Henry when El won't go to sleep: Listen to me. Gender is a construct, society is a construct, money is a construct. But bedtime is very, very real.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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[El watching Henry slowly walk around the house with one of his pet spiders in his hand]
El: What are you doing...?
Henry: Giving him a tour.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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El: Can we go to Disney World?
Henry: No.
El: Can we go to Disney World?
Henry: No.
El: Can we go to Disney World?
Henry: No.
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El filming herself and Henry standing in front of Cinderella's Castle: Guess where we are right now?!
Henry: I spent your college fund to pay for this trip.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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[Peter and El at the pet store]
Peter: You can get them as long as they don't eat my spiders.
El holding a couple of pet rats: :D
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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El: *gently touches her head to Henry's*
Henry: What... was that?
El: It's a head bonk, I heard it's how cats show each other affection! I don't know... I just wanted to try it, maybe cats are up to something.
Henry: Oh, interesting.
El whispering: I want to be a cat so badly.
Henry: I know.
El: *affectionately head bonks him again*
El: :3
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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El looking at a photo of 001: I hate this picture.
001: I look nice in that picture, I'm smiling kindly.
El: You're not smiling kindly, you look like you're up to something.
001: Up to kindness.
El: 🤨
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can-of-pringles · 1 year
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El: You should smile more.
Henry: 😬
El: That's... that's too many teeth- okay just smile with your mouth closed.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Henry: What do you have?
El:
Henry: What do you have in your pockets?
El:
Henry: El-
El emptying her pockets which are full of stolen goods: Max calls them "borrowed trinkets"
Henry: El that's stealing.
El: Oh.
Henry: Not that I care if stealing is "wrong", but one of these days you're going to get caught!
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Peter: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
El being in a mood: Killed without hesitation.
Peter: No. We don't kill spiders, or you.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Peter: We just ate, why are you cooking waffles?
El: They’re for the mice.
Peter: Why are you cooking waffles for the mice?
El: They don’t know how.
Peter:
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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El: We had a party for Valentine's day at school.
Henry: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-
El: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.
El: *hands him a card covered with glitter*
Henry:
Henry: Thank you.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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001: *pushing through a crowd* Out of my way! Step aside, filth.
El, right behind him: He means no offense! I’m certain you all bathe regularly.
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Mike: Dude, I like your dad, but he's so... weird sometimes.
El: I think you mean all the time.
Henry standing behind Mike and El: I heard that.
El: Don't do that!
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can-of-pringles · 2 years
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Peter: Your existence is confusing.
El: How?
Peter: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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