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Blue star SDlX 150150 will cost you around RS. 51500 /unit in Gurugram, Haryana. IF you are looking for water cooler for donation. Connect us to get best price and deals.

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I just ordered a bunch of pieces parts that I'm gonna turn into a computer.

I've built systems before, like eh 15 years ago or more, and I cannot overstate how delightful it is that the persistence of modularity means that while the system I'm building now will be functionally the equivalent of dozens of times the power of the computer I built then, the bones of it are all pretty similar.

Motherboard. Cpu. Cooler. Power supply. RAM. Storage. Case. Fans. Graphics card. Operating system. Monitor.

Now some things have changed. You can now buy literally everything with vivid rainbow lights, and for a few minutes I stared at the pretty modern cases with their windows and rave -like interiors, and dreamed of the gayest computer on the planet.

Then I remembered that I'm a photophobic mushroom who computers in a darkened room and hates bright high contrast lighting and spent more dollars to get a case without a window.

Also, water cooling terrifies me. Not because the idea is unsound but because while I'm confident in my ability to insert tab a into slot b to assemble a computer by going slowly and following instructions, the very notion of me handling liquids around electronic components sounds inherently fraught.

So I did not go with components which require such things.

Infodumping below the cut.

(for the curious: fractal design define r5 case, msi pro z790-p WiFi ddr4 mobo, i5136000kf (14 core), 64gb ddr4 RAM, radeon rx6800 16gb, deepcool ak400 zero dark plus cooler, 4x 140mm case fans, Corsair 850w modular platinum ps, 1 tb ssd for the os and a 2tb ssd for the games, both pcie4x4 nvme, and a curved 27 inch 2k monitor. This is upgrading from a 2015 laptop which is still very robust with an i76700 quad core processor, 16gb RAM, 1tb ssd and a gtx950m 4gb graphics card which just this year stopped meeting minimum specs for the games I want to play. I figure the new system could last me another 8-10 years.)

Is 64 gb of ram overkill? Hahahaha yes. But it's about a hundred bucks. Is 3tb overkill? No but it's also about 120 bucks. Do I need a 27 inch monitor? Mayyyybe but it's $200. The real splurge is the video card and CPU, but I'm not going to regret those at all when I'm playing starfield and bg3.

(I'm also going to play every game I've been playing at low settings on ultra just because I can. Subnautica is gonna be so pretty.)

Interestingly, the parts come with three games, including the one I initially decided to build a system for (starfield). The processor comes with assassin's creed mirage and something I didn't recognize. Going with Intel for the processor and AMD for the GPU ended up being very much in my favor that way as if I'd gone ryzen, I'd have ended up with two copies of starfield.

I think the last time I built a system from scratch it had 4-8 gigs of RAM and a 2gb video card and maybe a dual core cpu maybe not. I've done some bare bones systems since then and a lot of upgrades, but not from-the-ground-up.

Amusingly, while doing this, I thought I was going to hand my laptop down to my son. Then I realized that in a pandemic fugue state in 2021 I bought him and my husband computers with part of the stimulus that were basically maxed out refurb systems that somehow are running 32g of RAM each and the only real weakness in their systems are graphics, which hubby doesn't use and which can be easily upgraded for my son for like <$150 to double his vram.

I have minimal memory of buying these systems but it makes sense for how little they complain about them. (old Dell optiplex systems. I think I spent 400 on each of them at the time. With upgrades.)

So since I've been hyperfixated on this process I've been watching a lot of pc building YouTube and it's been very helpful but also very popcorn. So much drama. Le gasp.

My one regret about not getting a flash light up system with lots of rgb is that it would impress the hell out of my 11 year old but I seriously can't deal with that much light up distraction and the extra cost for the components has been spent on a better GPU.

Anyway this is all going to be much cheaper than trying to find a system with equivalent stats prebuilt, and it's been a while since that was true when I was in the market for a computer.

#computers #building a pc #infodumping

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{Basics}

Name: Kay "Jonathan" Robert Crane

Alias: Harvestman [Joan Leland only as of yet], the Scarecrow [like everyone], Jonny, Kitty [Honghui, main canon]

Gender: Genderqueer trans man.

Age: 64 as of 2023!

Species: Human, much to his deep dismay.

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio [November 16th] / taurus / virgo / unknown

Abilities/Talents: Double-jointed, previous metalworker, can sing, good at playing the èrhú, green thumb; owns a Thunder God Vine that's taken up most of the bathroom

{Personal}

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral if I had to pick something? It works the best.

Religion: Mahayana Buddhist

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: English, Cantonese

Family: His mother, Kai-Lun Park, several half-siblings courtesy of his mother, several dead children

Friends: it's complicated :)

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / questioning / other [+aromantic polyam]

Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other - depends on universe

Libido: sex god / very high / high  / average / low / very low / non-existent

{Physical}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other [idk depends on how you define brown vs. olive? he's brown]

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds

Scars: entire back down to tailbone pitted from broken glass being driven into it when it was thrown through a windshield, claw mark self harm scarring all over shoulders and collarbone, neck and vocal fold slashes, left hip partial replacement surgery, various self harm scars. No right breast [cancer], reduction scarring present on left, which is shoved to the side of his body from a pre-pubertal pneumothorax, oh yeah and his outer genitalia is partially melted because torture

Facial Features: lengthy, broken nose, narrow and leaf shaped eyes with the left pupil severely dilated, face and jaw are overall round, an underbite

Tattoos: a leaping koi fish in water stretching across the right side of his ribcage. The fish is black in color. Breaking Benjamin Celtic knot on left wrist at pulse point, in gold.

{Choose}

Dogs or Cats? Cats, but he's ambivalent overall.

Birds or Hamsters? Neither, small animals are a waste of time with too fragile respiratory systems.

Red or Blue? He literally can't see most shades of red.

Yellow or Green? Green, warm tones make him look burnt.

Black or White? Black. Gets dirty less.

Coffee or Tea? Neither, caffeine makes him sick.

Ice Cream or Cake? Neither, he's not a fan of sweets.

Fruits or Vegetables? Vegetables; nothing beats a good zucchini bread.

Sandwich or Soup? Ambivalent; either.

Magic or Melee? Melee, even though he knows he'll lose.

Sword or Bow? Neither, he fights with his fists.

Summer or Winter? Winter, it's cooler.

Spring or Autumn? He's indifferent yet again.

The Past or The Future? The past; the core tenet of his character is that he's wholly unable to move on from the things that have occurred to him.

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Top 5 Budget-Friendly Air Coolers to Beat the Summer Heat!

Summer heat can be unbearable, making it essential to have a reliable cooling solution at home or office. Air coolers offer a budget-friendly alternative to air conditioning, providing efficient cooling without breaking the bank. In this article, we’ll explore the top 5 budget-friendly air coolers that can help you stay comfortable during the hottest months of the year.

Understanding the Importance of Budget-Friendly Cooling Solutions

In a world where energy costs continue to rise, investing in cost-effective cooling solutions becomes paramount. Budget-friendly air coolers not only provide relief from the heat but also help conserve energy and reduce utility bills.

Factors to Consider When Choosing an Air Cooler

Before diving into our top picks, it’s essential to understand the key factors to consider when selecting an air cooler. Factors such as cooling capacity, energy efficiency, size, and additional features play a crucial role in determining the effectiveness and suitability of an air cooler for your needs.

Cooling Capacity

The cooling capacity of an air cooler determines its effectiveness in cooling a room. Look for models with higher airflow and larger water tank capacity for better cooling performance.

Energy Efficiency

Opt for air coolers that are energy-efficient to keep electricity bills in check. Energy-efficient models consume less power while providing optimal cooling, making them cost-effective in the long run.

Size and Portability

Consider the size and portability of the air cooler, especially if you plan to move it between rooms frequently. Compact and lightweight models are ideal for smaller spaces and easy transportation.

Additional Features

Look for additional features such as adjustable fan speeds, oscillation, timer settings, and remote control for added convenience and customization.

Top 5 Budget-Friendly Air Coolers

Desert Coolers – ECO 150S (WITH STAND)

Overview

The Desert Coolers – Eco 150 features a classic Nagpur cooler design crafted from galvanized steel, designed to be installed outside the room or house via the window. With a powder-coated body for enhanced durability, a seamless water tank, and an auto-swing air diverter, this cooler is the perfect choice for cooling areas up to 150 square feet.

Features:

Cooling Capacity (Sfts)150Model No.Eco 150SBody Size (HxWxD)36″x21″x18″Blade Size11″ – 3 LeafFan Speed (RPM)2800Tank Capacity (Liters)35Power Consumption (Watts)136Weight (Kg)19.3Air Displacement (Approx. CFM)1250Sound Level (DB)69

Duct Coolers – Wave Duct 190

Overview

Ramcoolers Duct coolers – Wave Duct 190 bosts a cooling capacity of 200 square feet, making it ideal for medium-sized rooms or spaces. Constructed with a durable GI body and powder coating, these coolers ensure longevity and resilience against wear and tear. Additionally, their joint-less bottom water tank design enhances reliability and minimizes the risk of leaks, providing efficient and hassle-free cooling solutions.

Features:

Cooling Capacity200 SftBody Size (Inches) With Trolly49x17x19Blade Size (Inches) Type11″- 3 LeafRPM2350Speed Control3 SpeedTank Capacity (Lts)35Power Rating (Watts)115Weight (Kgs) With Trolly20Air Throw (CFM)900Noise Level (DB)66Float BallAvailable

Tower Coolers – METAL ULTRACOOL 200N

Overview

Introducing the Tower Cooler, designed to cool areas up to 200 square feet with ease. Crafted with a galvanized steel body and powder coating, it offers durability and longevity. Its joint-less water tank ensures leak-free operation, while the auto-swing air diverter distributes cool air evenly. Featuring breathe-easy woodwool cooling pads, this cooler delivers efficient and refreshing cooling for your space.

Features:

Cooling Capacity200 SftBody Size (Inches) With Trolly49x18x17Blade Size (Inches )Type11″4 LeafRPM2350Speed Control3 SpeedTank Capacity (Lts)35Power Rating (Watts)130Weight (Kgs) With Trolly18.1Air Throw (CFM)1000Noise Level (DB)67

Slim Coolers – METAL ULTRASLIM 460SH

Overview

Introducing our Slim Cooler, designed to efficiently cool areas up to 450 square feet. Crafted with a galvanized steel body and powder coating, it ensures durability and longevity. The joint-less water tank minimizes the risk of leaks, while the auto air swing diverter distributes cool air evenly. Equipped with honeycomb cooling pads, this cooler delivers superior cooling performance. Plus, it comes with a movable trolley as standard, offering convenience and flexibility in placement.

Features:

Cooling Capacity450 SftBody Size (Inches) With Trolly54x29x17Blade Size (Inches )Type20″ Semi ExhaustRPM1350Speed Control3 SpeedTank Capacity (Ltrs)45Power Rating (Watts)270Weight (Kgs) With Trolly30Air Throw (CFM)3000Noise Level (DB)68

5. Room Coolers – Metal Cool 120S (With Trolly)

Overview

Introducing our Portable Room Cooler, perfect for cooling areas up to 120 square feet. Crafted with a galvanized steel body and powder coating, it ensures durability and reliability. The joint-less water tank minimizes leaks, while the auto-swing air diverter evenly distributes cool air. Equipped with breathe easy woodwool cooling pads, this cooler delivers efficient and refreshing cooling. Plus, it includes a movable trolley as standard, offering convenience and ease of transportation.

Features:

Cooling Capacity120 SftBody Size (Inches) Without Trolly32.5x18x16Blade Size (Inches) Type12″ -3 LeafRmp2400Speed ControlVariableTank Capacity (Lts)35Power Rating (Watts)138Weight (Kgs) Without Trolly16Air Throw (CFM)925Noise Level (DB)68

How to Maximize the Effectiveness of Your Budget-Friendly Air Cooler

To make the most out of your budget-friendly air cooler, follow these tips:

Place the air cooler in a well-ventilated area for optimal airflow.

Keep windows and doors closed to prevent hot air from entering the room.

Regularly clean and maintain the air cooler to ensure efficient operation.

Also Read: 24/7 Cool Comfort: How Industrial Coolers Can Keep the Entire Office Cool Around the Clock

Conclusion

With the right budget-friendly air cooler, you can beat the summer heat without breaking the bank. Consider your specific cooling needs and preferences before choosing the perfect model for your home or office. Whether you opt for portability, energy efficiency, or powerful cooling performance, there’s a budget-friendly air cooler out there to keep you cool and comfortable all summer long.

FAQs

Q. How do air coolers work?

Ans. Air coolers use the process of evaporation to cool the air. Water is pumped over cooling pads, and as warm air passes through the pads, it is cooled by evaporation and then circulated back into the room.

Q. Are air coolers energy-efficient?

Ans. Compared to traditional air conditioners, air coolers are generally more energy-efficient since they do not require compressors to operate. However, energy efficiency varies depending on the model and usage.

Q. Can air coolers be used in humid climates?

Ans. Air coolers are most effective in dry or arid climates where humidity levels are low. In humid climates, the cooling effect may be less noticeable, but air coolers can still provide some relief by increasing airflow and ventilation.

Q. Do air coolers require a lot of maintenance?

Ans. Air coolers require regular maintenance to ensure optimal performance. This includes cleaning the water tank, replacing cooling pads, and occasionally disinfecting the unit to prevent mold and bacteria buildup.

Q. Can air coolers be used outdoors?

Ans. Some portable air coolers are designed for outdoor use, but their effectiveness may be limited in open spaces with high humidity levels. It’s best to use air coolers in enclosed or partially enclosed areas for optimal cooling results.

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USHA WATER COOLER 150 LTR PRICE- USHA SS 150150 FULLY STAINLESS STEEL

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Blue star 150 liter Price 2024-SDLX 150150 B/C water cooler

Blue star 150 liter Price 2024-SDLX 150150 B/C water cooler Welcome to me shop. India’s leading water cooler supplier. Are you looking for a Blue star 150 liter – SDLX 150150 water cooler In Gurugram, Noida, Ghaziabad, Faridabad, Delhi NCR region. If yes, You have reached at right place. Blue star 150 liter water cooler price is INR Rs, 54000 including all taxes. key features and specification…

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Voltas water cooler for industrial use with 300L storage

Introducing the Voltas Water Cooler, specially designed for industrial use, now available at Go On Sales Corporation! With a generous storage capacity of 300 liters and an impressive cooling capacity of 150 liters per hour, this water cooler is perfect for industrial and commercial settings.

Featuring a sturdy full steel body and an eco-compact model design, this Voltas Water Cooler not only ensures durability but also enhances the aesthetics of your workspace. It's the ideal solution for providing cool, refreshing water in your industrial and commercial environments.

This water cooler is tailored for all types of industrial and commercial use, and it's ready for immediate deployment. Don't miss this opportunity to upgrade your workspace with Voltas, a name synonymous with reliability and efficiency. Get in touch with Go On Sales Corporation today to avail of this exclusive offer!

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Reticulated Python

Enclosure:

Babies can start off in a 15 gallon enclosure, but it needs to be upgraded as they get bigger and older

Adults need a 8 ft x 4 ft but bigger is better and if using a glass tank, then make it humid for them(misting)/have a humid hide (humidity 50-70%)

Escape artists so make sure it’s always secure!

Substrates that work the best are Zoo Med repti bark, Zoo Med eco earth, and Zoo Med forest floor. You can however use newspaper or butcher’s paper though and it is easy to clean, but not too pretty

The hot side basking spot should be at 89-95 degrees. For babies, put one hide there and another hide on the cool side. (Adults usually don't need a hide.) The cool side can be between 75-80 degrees (don’t use rocks in their enclosure)

They need a water bowl/large dish in their enclosure and make sure fresh water is provided daily. Also scrub it to prevent bacteria from building up and place it on the cooler side

Spot clean the bedding whenever they defecate. You should only need to clean the whole thing out about once a month. Disinfect the enclosure and change out the bedding at that time. Zoo Meds wipe out or vinegar and water both work good for cage cleaning.

Don’t house retics together because males will get aggressive towards each other and females very often turn to cannibalism. You can house a female and male together if you desire them to breed, but it will take you a lot of space and just make sure they get along.

They need enrichment and love exploring, so you can add large branches into their enclosure (make sure they can hold the snake’s weight though and make sure fully sanitized) along with large caves or empty logs to hide in

They do not need UVB lights, but it is beneficial to them and if you do decide to get one then make sure the snake cannot injure itself on it. Also lights should be on 12 hours and off 12 hours for a proper day and night cycle

Diet/Feeding habits:

They have HUGE appetites and have great feeding responses, they also tend to strike for food first then think later so be careful and large tongs to feed

Hatchlings to 2 years: 1 rodent of appropriate size once a week. This means the girth of the rodent should not exceed 1 1/2 times the girth of the snake. Do not handle your snake for at least 24 hours after it has eaten. 

Snakes in general tend not to eat when they are in shed. Just wait to feed until your pet sheds. 

Snakes over two years old can eat every 2-3 weeks.and the food can be appropriately size frozen-thawed rodents, young pigs, birds, or rabbits. Do feed them in their enclosure, no reason to take them out

DO NOT jerk back your hand or the prey item when feeding as this can trigger an even more aggressive response and if you are worried about being bitten then wear gloves.

Babies/Juveniles need to be fed 1-2 times a week

They will literally keep eating as long as you offer them food, so it’s up to you to make sure they don’t get obese

Age identifican:

They live about 20-25 years, but can live up to 30 or even 40

Physical traits:

They tend to grow to 10-25 feet, but the longest was a but over 30 ft

The average weight is about 150 pounds, but they can get to over 400 lbs and that’s normal

Males are usually smaller than females, sometimes by even half their size

They have a thickset triangular head that attaches to a slightly narrower neck and a chunky body

They are many morphs available such as albino, sunfire, clown, caramel, pied, orange ghost stripe, anthrax, ghost, tiger, goden child, titanium, etc.

There are subspecies of reticulated pythons that are dwarfs, but they are also less common and still get fairly large with being 5-12 feet and 3 to 10 pound (make sure it’s a good breeder though)

Maturity is more judged by size rather than age when it comes to these snakes and on average males are mature around 10 feet while females around 14 feet

Not going to get into too much breeding or brumation details, but females can lay up to 60 eggs so be aware if you do breed them. The average amount if about 20-40 eggs though

Another thing about the females is that they can asexually reproduce at times or “parthenogenesis”, essentially when the female self fertilizes an egg and it’s a exact replica of her

Babies typically are 15-20 inches and some can grow to up to 10 feet in a single year if properly fed

Personality:

They have really big appetites, but may not eat when in shed so you may have to wait until they shed to then feed them

Most like or at least tolerate being handled pretty well as long as you are supporting them and making them feel secure

Wild caught ones are very aggressive and defensive, but properly socialized and captive bred snakes can be pretty docile besides the feeding response

They are very active and curious, but it sometimes gets mistaken as aggressiveness although it is most times not being aggressive

They do not hunt humans and generally avoid them in the wild, but if they feel threatened they can possibly bite and it can be fatal if it’s a vital area such as necks.

They are constrictor snakes, so bites are unlikely and as long as you know the snake they will not try to harm you, but you need to respect its limits and be careful.

Health concerns:

Mouth rot and respiratory infections can occur if the humidity is too high, but shedding can be difficult if the humidity is too low

Mites or other parasites can be a problem, but a vet visit and proper sanitization can help

Loss of appetite is a major red flag and immediate care should be given

Handling:

They go to their natural feeding response first so always remember and respect that. You may have to train them with the use of snake hook when you want to handle them

ALWAYS SUPPORT THE BODY and once they realize they are supported and not in danger, they do seem to like being handled

Don’t touch their head unless you know they really trust you because they will jerk away very quickly and it scares them

Wait till they eat a few times before handling them as well

Always make sure another person is in the room with you while you are handling this snake because sometimes they do not know their own strength and do not fully recognize the fact that they’re 20 feet of pure muscle. Also make sure they do not wrap around your neck or chest for safety reasons

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Give yourself more energy with these 10 tips

As the world finally opens up again after covid-19, it can be really easy to feel overwhelmed and out of sorts with all of the social gatherings you’re now going to again. If you’re someone that is feeling as if your tank is a little low on gas, we’ve got some great advice on how you can get your energy levels up again and feel ready to take on the world. It goes without saying that we are all grateful about the restrictions steadily lifting and life starting to feel more normal again. Although, because of this your phone has been going non-stop with invitations to coffee dates, lunches, the beach, and the list is endless. And now, it’s starting to all feel too much. Due to the fact we’ve all been cooped up, everyone now wants to make up for lost time, but if this isn’t managed carefully, it can be very overpowering and lead to burnout. Throughout the hotter months, the Japanese refer to the infamous summer fatigue as “natsubate”. In Japan, they manage the high temperatures by looking after their diet, upping the self-care and reducing daily activities. Well, let’s get to it and look at some great tips on how you can get back to your happy place.

Smell something good

A little sniff of an energizing fragrance can really help settle your mood, especially if you’re feeling a little jumbled. Citrusy scents like lemon and lime are really uplifting, tropical scents. Then there are other scents that help balance you and your emotions, like geranium and bergamot. Both scents are quite warm and woody, you’ll find them in candles and room sprays. Good old peppermint is known to be energizing and rosemary can help improve focus. So, why not get yourself a little planter of herbs to put on your window ledge?

Get journalling

When something is bothering you or you’re just having an off day, writing it down is one of the most effective ways to get it out of your system. If you think this idea is for you, then keep a diary or journal where you can scribble down your emotions freely. Also Read: Are you too tired to exercise?

Take a snooze

In Japan, it is the norm to take a power nap whilst working. In addition, most of us are already aware that in European countries like Italy and Spain, afternoon siestas are part of daily life. Yet, for some reason, so many of us really haven’t grasped this idea of an afternoon nap. It’s said that a power nap can leave you feeling energized and refreshed. There have been some studies that have even shown a quick nap during the day can improve your memory. Furthermore, research in Australia revealed a 10-minute nap at midday can improve your alertness, mood, and performance.

Change your exercise routine

In the same way you swap your winter wardrobe for your summer one, you should adapt your exercise routine to fit in with the hotter weather. So instead you could be getting up earlier to exercise in the cooler part of the day, or taking your indoor workout outside. Now, this is based on where you live as you may find a gym better to work out in as there is likely air-conditioning. Ensure that your workout routine is working for you and not the other way around. You don’t want to be too tired to do the rest of your day.

Make time to socialize

As we’d all been in isolation in our homes for a long time, it almost became a new way of life for many of us. Since then, it has become even more important to nurture relationships with our friends, family and neighbors. However, we all need to have boundaries so that if the time comes and you’re feeling too overwhelmed, you can say no.

Follow some healthy habits

In order to keep your body and mind in optimal condition, try and do these simple things each day/week: Drink two liters of water every day Eat 8-10 portions of fruit and veg throughout the day Work 150 minutes of exercise into your schedule each week Stick on a playlist of your favorite songs and dance about for 10 minutes Have a shower and finish it with a 30-second blast of cold water Watermelon is high in lycopene and antioxidants such as vitamin A and C, these are great for protecting and repairing skin sensitive to sunlight. Get an energy boost with fruits such as strawberries, cherries, plums, and peaches.

Try box breathing

Sometimes, the things life throws at us can lead to poor sleep, stress, and anxiety. For some, this can be relieved with a controlled breathing practice. When you feel like you need a pick-me-up, spend a few moments box breathing to enhance vitality. To try box breathing – exhale and count to four, pause for four, then inhale for four; pause for four more counts and begin again.

Surround yourself in nature

Getting outside and taking in all that nature has to offer can help beat the feeling of fatigue. A simple 20 minutes of exposure to sunlight increases immunity and those all-important vitamin D levels to boost your mood. Also Read: How you can lose two pound a week These long summer days allow us plenty more opportunities to enjoy the outdoors, breathe in the fresh air and absorb as much vitamin D as we can. When you can, take the opportunity to sit and read a book, take a walk, go for a picnic or spend time in your garden.

Become your best with Zotrim

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Your household water supply could be cut off or contaminated during a disaster. This can make it unsafe to drink. According to the CDC, water should be kept at least one gallon per person for three days for sanitation and drinking. It is a good idea to keep your emergency water in the house, as it protects it from environmental factors, especially winter. You must keep your water from freezing if you store it outside. Frozen water can be dangerous and requires large amounts energy to melt down. This may not be possible in an emergency. 7 ways to stop water from freezing outside #1 Bury your emergency water underground If you have an underground water storage area below the frost line, your water will not freeze. Ground will insulate water and keep it above freezing point. Before digging, make sure you know the frost depth of your area. California may require you to place your water tank 5 feet below the surface. North Dakota will require you to dig closer to 75 feet. To determine the frost depth in your region, you can use this map . The larger the tank, the better. Larger tanks freeze faster. This will not only prevent your water from freezing but also protect it against theft. It is much more difficult to get the water out of an emergency than if it was stored in an above-ground location. #2 Use a Steel Tank A steel tank is more efficient than a plastic one. It can absorb heat from sunlight and keep it warm for long enough to keep water warm enough to not freeze overnight. These tips will help you maximize the steel tank's ability keep your water warm. Your tank should be placed in the sunniest place. Southern exposure is the best for those who live in the northern hemisphere. To increase the sun's heat absorption, paint your tank black Wrap your tank in newspapers or other emergency blankets to protect it. To absorb heat, place your tank so that it touches one side of your home. #3 Keep your emergency water in a greenhouse Even in mid-winter the temperature inside your greenhouse is higher than the outdoor temperature. A compost pile or an open-top container can be used to increase the temperature in your greenhouse. Your compost pile should be between 3ft2 to 5ft2. This size pile can reach temperatures up to 150°F to 175°F in a short amount of time, even during winter. #4 Use an old tire to insulate your container This trick has been used by livestock owners for many years. However, it is only applicable to smaller containers because of the tire size. For example, a standard car tire is made to fit a 15 inch wheel so it can only protect a container that's the same size. To insulate larger containers up to 42 inches in diameter, you could use tractor tires. You can place the tire where you want to store your emergency water. Fill the container with rocks and then insert the container into the tire. The tire will heat up during the day and transfer that heat to the rocks. The heat will be retained by the rocks, which will warm the water over night. This method can be used to secure two tires together using bolts, and then fill them with foam insulation. #5 Insulate Your Tank You can insulate your tank by wrapping it in newspapers or blankets. This will prevent it from freezing. Old mylar blankets are also an option, but these can be thrown away after a few years. #6 Keep your emergency water in a cooler You can store water in a cooler if you only plan to store the recommended amount of water according to the CDC. A standard-sized cooler holds 20 liters of water. This will provide enough water to keep four people hydrated for five consecutive days. You can store more water in a giant cooler, which can hold up to 378 Liters. It will keep your water cool in summer and insulate against freezing temperatures in winter. #7 Water Additives Water can be treated with various additives that will prevent it from freezing.

However, it may taste strange. Although alcohol can lower the freezing point of water by several degrees depending on how much you use, it is not always effective. It is important that your emergency water not be too alcoholic when it is cold outside. The capillaries beneath your skin expand when you drink alcohol, which can lower your core temperature and increase your risk of hypothermia. To stop 20-liter containers of water freezing, you would need to add 2 Liters of pure alcohol. It would not only reduce the freezing point to 32 degrees, but also make your water more potent. Salt is a better option, but it won't taste great and can lead to dehydration. The ideal salt-water ratio is 1:3. Some preppers recommend adding sugar to your water, but this won't prevent it from freezing. It will only make it sweeter! Conclusion It is best to keep outside water from freezing by storing it underground, below the frost line. You can also store it in your greenhouse or an insulated steel tank if that's not an option.

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How Many 20 Ounces In A Gallon?

There are 20-ounce glasses in a gallon. This is because there are 128 fluid ounces (fl oz) in 1 gallon, and 1 gallon is equal to 4 quarts. There are also 32 fluid ounces in 1 quart.

So, if you divide 128 by 32, you get 4, which is the number of quarts in a gallon. And since there are 8 20-ounce glasses in 1 quart, that means there are 8 x 4, or 32, 20-ounce glasses in a gallon.

A gallon is a unit of measurement for fluid volume equal to four quarts, eight pints, or thirty-two cups. The U.S. gallon has historically been based on the wine gallon of 231 cubic inches (3.785 L), but in 1982 the U.S. adopted the international gallon of exactly 3.785411784 liters (about 0.13% smaller). There are approximately 20 ounces in one U.S. liquid gallon and 160 ounces in one imperial gallon.

One U.S. dry gallon is equivalent to 4 quarts, 8 pints, or 32 cups, while the imperial dry gallon is 10 pounds or 160 fluid ounces larger than the U.S .

How Many 20 Fl Oz Bottles of Water Should I Drink a Day?

There are a lot of different opinions out there about how much water someone should drink each day. The old eight glasses a day rule has been debunked by many experts, and replaced with the suggestion that we should drink half our body weight in ounces of water each day. However, even this can vary depending on factors such as activity level, climate, and overall health.

For example, if you live in a hot climate or exercise frequently, you will need to drink more water than someone who lives in a cooler climate or is mostly sedentary. And if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, have certain medical conditions, or take medication that causes dehydration, you will also need to increase your water intake. So how much water should you really be drinking each day?

A good rule of thumb is to start with half your body weight in ounces and adjust from there based on your individual needs. So if you weigh 200 pounds, aim for 100 ounces of water per day. And remember, this is just a starting point - you may need more or less depending on the above factors.

How Many Ozs is a Gallon?

There are 128 ounces in a gallon. This is because there are 16 cups in a gallon, and each cup has 8 ounces.

What is 20Oz Water?

Water is a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid that is essential for the survival of all known forms of life. In typical usage, water refers only to its liquid state or ice state, but it can also exist in a gaseous state (water vapor) or solid state (ice).

How Many 16Oz are in a Gallon?

There are 16 ounces in a gallon. Check out howtodothings101 if you want more info

How Many 20 Fl Oz of Water Should I Drink a Day

It's no secret that staying hydrated is important for our overall health. But how much water should we be drinking each day? The answer may surprise you.

According to the National Academy of Medicine, the Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA) for water is 3.7 liters (about 15 and a half cups) for men and 2.7 liters (about 11 and a half cups) for women per day. However, these recommendations are just averages. Your individual needs may be higher or lower depending on things like your activity level, climate, and overall health.

For example, if you live in a hot climate or exercise frequently, you'll need to drink more water than someone who lives in a cooler climate or is relatively sedentary. If you're not sure how much water you should be drinking each day, a good rule of thumb is to take your body weight in pounds and divide it by two. That's how many ounces of water you should aim to drink each day.

So, if you weigh 150 pounds, you should drink 75 ounces of water per day. Of course, it's important to listen to your body and drink when you're thirsty rather than following a rigid plan. If you're feeling thirsty, that's a sign that you need to drink more water.

And if your urine is dark yellow or brownish in color, that's also an indication that you're not drinking enough fluids and need to up your intake.

Conclusion

There are 8 20-ounce glasses in a gallon. This means that there are 160 ounces in a gallon.

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Pet Owners Part 1

Owning pets is rare for nations because a true nation’s pet has a bond with their owners as much as they do the land. Many of their pets don’t really have something they represent inexactness, it's just they were there when the nation was born, and they bonded. No one can really explain how they come to find their owners, both parties just know.

Some nations don’t have the nation pet, but instead either found a mythical creature or own regular pets that will eventually die.

America – A big black shaggy dog. Allen has owned Makwa since he was a small child. No matter where he went Makwa would follow. This mini mammoth is very protective of Allen and has bitten Oliver many times. This dog has even followed Allen into war zones. Their bond is as deep as man and dog can go.

He is Allen’s best friend and more often than not the wall he bounces off of. Whether he is venting, planning, or just sleepy mumbling, Allen takes the time to talk to Makwa.

England – Flying Chocolate Bunny (FCB) and Flying Strawberry Bunny (FSB). These mythical evil bunnies are downright monsters. Unlike his 1p that has only one, Oliver has two. Both nations discovered their bunny allies together, but instead of taking just one. Oliver decided to take two. They were found when the nations were about 150 yrs old.

Since mythical creatures have longer lifespans, they aren’t nation pets and die much later than an average pet.

FCB has red beady eyes and is the color of dark chocolate. His wings are shaped more like raptor’s wings and have a white chocolate underside to his wings. FCB often twitches and drools and looks like he is about to eat the nearest piece of flesh. He is known for being wilder and more chaotic, he does some of the dirty work for Oliver by getting physically involved. Scratching and biting Oliver’s victims, slowly driving them mad by wounds made from an unseen force.

FSB on the other hand is much sweeter. She is a light red with small yellow spots. Her wings look like a swan's, and have a light green underwing. Her eyes are small beady and green. FSB looks like a toy rabbit, small and fluffy. She is Oliver’s eyes and ears. She spies on whomever Oliver asks her to and takes the time to ensure that Oliver has whatever information that he needs. When Oliver had many colonies she was the one sent to spy on them. She is quick and knows how to use magic to shorten her fly time.

Oliver loves his bunnies and feeds them a lot of cupcakes and meat. He spoils them with fancy beds and toys. Though he does expect them to earn their keep with various tasks given by him.

Canada – A big white polar bear. Kuma is Canada’s oldest frenemy, over the years they have traded blows and saved each other. The amount of trust these two have is unrivaled by any other nation and their pets. Kuma has been with Canada since he was about a week old. Kuma is a typical adult polar bear with a scar across his left shoulder and it splits his fur.

Canada’s scars on his chest come from Kuma. They got really intense in a fight one day and came at each other for blood. That same fight gave Kuma his scar. Both winded up extremely wounded and ignored each other for a week before making up.

Over the years Kuma mostly follows Matt’s orders. But occasionally Kuma acts like a brat and ignores Canada. Kuma has his own little house outside that Canada built, but he also has a huge mat on the floor inside Matt’s cabin.

Japan – Koi. Like it’s been said before, Japan likes koi. They are beautiful and he owns many. He has been keeping them since he was physically about 12 years old. He has a pond that connects to a tank within his home. It is a huge tank that has all the proper fixings that allow for a comfortable space for his fish.

He invests heavily in the industry and always checks the farms himself when he has the time. Many family farms know of Kurai, at least a fake name he puts out, and newer farms hope to receive his blessings. His name carries a lot of respect and honor for the koi industry and those that don’t meet his standards close shop quickly.

Every so often he will enter his koi in contests. He loves to know that his are the best and has many ribbons from the past ones he has either won or come close to winning.

Germany – A small brown tabby. Luther loves his tiny kitty and spends many a nap with this little baby on his lap. His little tabby is called Winzig and her name is literally her size. Winzig was found by Luther one night after making his way home after a night of drinking about a year ago. She was small and hiding under a box by his apartment. In his drunken stupor, he picked up the kitten without thinking and brought her home. She is actually his third cat.

There were two others he had owned in the past. His first was a calico that was named Schnurrhaare (Whisker). She was very aloof, but they too napped together often. She sadly died in the year 1901. His second cat Axel came to him about 1950 and was a gift from his boss. Axel was a big Mainecoon that looked like a burnt cookie. He acted more like a dog than a cat and Luther loved him. They played fetch together.

None of Luther’s cats have been a true nation pet. So, each one has passed, Winzig is still young and very lively so she has a while still with Luther. Though the other two, Luther has kept their collars and buried them behind his father’s house. He leaves little bits of string on their graves for them.

Rome – This old man had a lion. Not just any lion, the extinct European lion. Mars was the name of this old boy and Rome had him from the time he was a child. At first, Mars was unsure about Rome and chased him. Over time the two became close. Mars didn’t have a huge mane it was more of a gentle fluff around his head and down his chest. His body and head were covered in scars. Mars was known to have a light pale coated rather than the deep dusty color of many of his brethren. He had a regal air about him and Rome cherished his lion a lot.

When Rome passed Mars lived on, but not much longer than Rome. He lived about 5 years while being taken care of by Luciano. Mars being old then, didn’t do much and seemed to enjoy the calm final years that Luciano offered him. He got a bigger and cooler grave than his master did.

Prussia – Alvin is an old destrier and looks like a Percheron. Lightly colored with dark grey boots and muzzle. Alvin has been with Wil since he was born, this stocky little foal just showed up outside and has been with him ever since. Alvin has been Wil’s first pick of steed into every battle that used horses and Alvin like his owner is brave and loyal.

Both master and pet love spending nights together riding through the woods. Prussia gives Alvin lots of training and treats. They are so close that more often than not spend many afternoons together. Alvin is also trained for various horse competitions.

Spain – So we all know this man owns a bull. Idiota is special to Armando even though he won't admit it. When Armando is tending to his fields Idiota is there giving a presentation of an old friend. Many believe that Idiota is a nation pet because of how long he has lived and Spain agrees. As much as he gets angry at his bull being stupid he could never bring himself to part with the bull.

The centuries of being petty with each other make it interesting to both parties. Though in times of danger both have each other's backs. Once during a siege when Spain was young, Idiota was all that stood between him and Rome. Though despite losing, it took Rome impaling the bull and beheading it to keep it from defending a young Spaniard.

Netherland – He has a snake. It’s a simple grass snake that often hangs out with him at home. He loves his little snake and named him Hazel. He says his snake looks like a Hazel. Baas and Hazel go on many adventures when the weather is ok for Hazel. He takes him to the store, to meetings with his boss, and other places. They spend lots of time gathering info on people and just pulling pranks. Baas believes that Hazel enjoys it as much as his master.

 Hazel has a huge terrarium with plenty of space, heating lights, and pools of water. It takes up a whole wall in Baas’ home. It also contains fish and other small creatures that make the tank self-sustaining. 

Baas relates to his danger noodle; in that, he sees himself almost the same as his snake. Both are hidden predators that take care of nasty rats. Which happens to relate to his favorite thing to do with Hazel, feed him.

Austria – A Greater Mouse-Eared Bat, I mean what could be better for him. Austria found Krampus around Christmas time when he heard some noises coming from his attic. Krampus had found his way into the attic and freaked out trying to get out. This caused a tear in his wing, and Austria being surprised by this tiny nightmare.

Austria feeling the spirit of Christmas was compassionate and took care of the bat. First, he forced his way into a vet clinic and had his little Krampus looked at. Krampus's huge tear would heal, but it makes it difficult for him to fly again. That was the vet’s opinion and then went off to call a sanctuary to come and collect the bat. Well, Jon didn’t like that and ran off with Krampus.

Since then Jon has done a lot to ensure his little friend was becoming better. Eventually, the wing healed, but not well enough for flying. So Jon has a little bat that can glide short distances and has a little cave in his home. Krampus gets all the proper nutrition and cleanings.

Though shortly after bringing Krampus home, Jon did call Matt. Matt had some words for Jon when he found out what he did.

Switzerland – This man loves goat cheese, so obviously he wanted goats. He and his 1p own a small herd together that they both manage. Vash does most of the physical labor while Hans makes them look good for competition and takes care of their papers. 

They are all Swiss breeds and earn their keep by giving milk. They have a great life with all the latest things for goat care. Hans even personally watches the new items get installed to ensure that it is done right and that his goats are given something nice. 

Hans pets them often and coos to them as he does. He keeps plenty of treats on hand, to the point all the herd runs toward him wanting treats.

Iceland – Mr. Puffin or Puff as Iceland calls him. This is puffin is nothing like his gangster 1p. He wears a small top hat and monocle. He is much more gentlemanly and often speaks about how Iceland could be better behaved. He often says things like stand straight, address the lady with respect, and so on. Unlike most nations and their pets growing up at the same rate, Puff was an adult when he met baby Iceland. Which concerned 2p Norway, because he could have been some kind of monster trying to destroy his new colony. One of the few times Norway showed concern for Iceland.

Though being the typical expectation for nation pets, Iceland loves Puff. They spend time together going about and causing havoc and attempting to win Norway’s attention. Though Puff still tells Iceland that there are better things to do than pursue Norway, but Iceland wants his brother’s love and acceptance.

Puff does his best to keep Iceland under control and professional, but he fails often. Though he refuses to give up and rather would keep on taking care of his young ward.

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That Time I Maybe Accidentally Slid Between Universes On The Lower East Side: A Modern Pizza Brigadoon

Okay, we’re trying this again. With the words. Let’s give it a shot.

I was telling this story over the weekend, and it struck me that it’s something I’ve never really written down. But I think it’s worth documenting - you know, for science.

I guess I have to preface this by saying that I’m not the type of person to accept the unexplainable. In the Mulder/Scully matrix of assumptions, I lean much more Scully, assuming that most things have a reasonable explanation once more data is uncovered or known. I say that just so that I can say that one time while on a business trip to New York, I’m pretty sure I drunkenly dropped back and forth between parallel universes Sliders-style while trying to grab a slice.

Right, so let’s set the stage of our merry little fever dream of a play, shall we?

It’s 1:30am and I am drunk.

Wait, let’s be clear: I’m not just “I’m in New York and let’s have some fun” drunk, I’m “we’re at a digital media event and it’s the late oughts” drunk. I think it was the Webbies, but who knows. It could have been social media week or any number of other things. But if you were in the DM scene at the time, you remember (or not…) that any event which brought together the weird crossover between tech, social media, and nascent web video had, at its intersection, going hard in the motherfucking paint, if you get my drift.

The late oughts were where SXSW got its reputation as an epic and riotous shitshow where long term memories went to die. Companies lived and died by the parties they threw way out in the wasteland that was “anywhere off of sixth street.” It set the scene for an arms race of irresponsibility that wouldn’t peter out until about 2012. And New York, being much larger than Austin and with a scrappy underdog of a tech industry, had a reputation to uphold.

So that’s how I find myself at my third after party, in a bar called (I think?) Ford’s, on the lower east side, surrounded by the technorati, glitterati, and all other manner of descriptive terms for young, pretty, newly and soon-to-be rich people, before we discovered that they were called “influencers.”

This bar is a proper dive. Not quite “you could destroy everything in here and you’d be out like fifteen bucks” but still well into “you’re gonna need more than a new paint job once the artisan cheese shops roll into this neighborhood.” Put in 2009 money, we were still getting five dollar beers in Manhattan, so do with that what you will.

Back to the story: right around 1:30AM, I’m thinking three things: 1) I would very much like to slam an inordinate amount of pizza into my mouth, 2) I probably need to use the restroom before I do so, and 3) The four or five people I’m with are probably feeling the same way. So I check in with my crew, tell them I’m gonna hit the head and then we’re gonna hit some pizza. First things first though: I gotta get some crucial info from the bartender.

I saunter up to the bar and ask where I can get a slice. The sole bartender, a man who is both younger and exponentially cooler than me, tells me “New York’s best pizza is two blocks up and one left.”

“New York’s best?” I clarify, because wouldn’t that be a coincidence?

“Yep, New York’s best pizza. Two blocks up, one left.”

Well, I know that everyone thinks they know the best pizza in town, but this dude looks like he’s a perpetual trend setter, so it feels like it has a higher-than-average likelihood of relative goodness. Besides, I’ve assaulted my sense well past the realm of good taste, so as long as it’s not cooked on a literal garbage can, it should serve it’s purpose. I pop the directions into the old memory banks, and wander off through the broken door that indicates relief (and, in retrospect, possibly tetanus.)

True to its dive bar requirements, this restroom is super classy you guys. Just above the pee trough (like an actual six foot long trough that horses would drink out of) (in other circumstances) there’s a mirror where someone has carved “Smoke Beer” - a particular exercise that I contemplate for far too long. Is this a flavor profile of some cheeky new porter? Are they suggesting you replace your bong water with Budweiser? Or is this an actual “get a beaker and some burners and let’s get high in the science lab” situation?

Regardless, my attention turns back to the core mission: Operation Pizza Face Hole Intersection. So I push away the culinary suggestion, zip up, and return to the main room to find…no one.

I don’t mean my friends were gone. I mean that when I left to pee, there was somewhere between 150 and 200 people in this bar, and now there were two. And I was one of them. The other one is a bartender, but very crucially, not the bartender I was just speaking to one or two or five hundred billion minutes ago. This is a new bartender. He’s older. And has a beard. This is very distinctly a different person, but I’m still hung up on the reality that there is no one else in this bar except for him and me.

I look at this new bartender. He looks at me. I look around to see if maybe my friends are hiding behind something, but this place doesn’t even have tables, let alone hiding spaces. I look back. He’s still looking at me. So I do the only logical thing to do in this scenario: I run away.

Outside, I pull out my blackberry (shut up) and call my friends. Voicemail. Every one. No one picks up. I text them “where the fuck are you assholes” but drunkenly, on a keyboard the size of a postage stamp, so they don’t write back, even to clarify whether I just had a stroke.

Something has definitely gone horribly wrong. I am very drunk in a strange part of a strange city. Everyone I know and several dozen complete strangers have been Thanos-snapped into the ether of the universe. I am alone and have no real understanding of how to get home from here. But, you know, I also still really want pizza. So I do the only thing that truly makes sense in this scenario: I start walking towards pizza.

One block up, things start getting weird(er). Now weird in nighttime Manhattan isn’t quite as weird as it used to be, and I’ve spent a fair amount of time in Venice Beach, so my weird meter is a little skewed compared to most people. But it’s as-near-as-matters-2am now and the streets of the lower east side are deserted, except for…

Look, there’s no way to say this without sounding like I’m writing a David Lynch spec, so I’m just gonna say it and you’re gonna have to trust me here.

Directly in front of me there is a group of a dozen or so seven to ten year old girls playing double dutch in the middle of the street. A totally normal sight at 2pm - less so at 2am. There are no adults here. Or anywhere. Except me. And right as I notice them, they notice me. They don’t stop their monotone chanting, they just continue to do so while swiveling their heads to follow me like a leopard follows a [whatever leopards eat - I’m not looking it up on Wikipedia right now.]

So once again: empty streets in the LES, except for me and a gaggle of girls wielding a pair of twin jump ropes. And chanting. I briefly wonder if they’re okay and why they’re out here all along performing what’s starting to sound more and more like some pagan ritual before I keep fucking walking because there’s no scenario in which any good comes from me stopping and hanging around. But I start thinking that I need a witness here.

The blessing of living in California and spending a lot of time in New York is actually time. More specifically, that you can call your girlfriend at what’s almost your 2AM and she’ll still be up and wondering what the absolute fuck you’re talking about when you open with “I hope I didn’t wake you but everyone disappeared and I’m kind of scared because there’s this creepy group of girls playing double dutch but I think it’s going to be alright because I’m walking to get pizza.”

We’d been together for a while at that point, so thankfully I’d build up a reservoir of good graces to pull from in moments like these.

Witness achieved, I told her precisely (ish) where I was, so the police could find my body, and continued my Epic Pizza Quest. Two blocks up, and one block left, where I found…

New York’s Best Pizza. That’s the goddamned name. Motherfucking hipster bartenders.

It’s open, for some reason, and empty for good reason, but after some back and forth that includes “well I don’t have any and I’d have to make a full pizza” and “I understand but I don’t want a full fucking pizza, I just want a slice” I get a couple slices and, for lack of anything better to do, decide to head back to Ford’s.

Now you might be asking yourself, dear reader, why I would march back through a fae revelry towards a crack in the universe, and that’s a very good question. The answer is that I was very drunk at the time.

So back I went.

The children were still there, still playing double dutch. (In my memory of this, they’re doing everything slowly and in a minor key, but it’s likely they were normal speed and tone, and I was just perceiving things slowly for chemical reasons.) My phone comes out again and I subtly (HA) narrate my way through this gauntlet to my girlfriend (and for the police report) and back towards the bar/Tardis.

Which brings us to our climax. See, there’s something even more disconcerting than leaving a restroom to find an erstwhile packed bar with naught but tumbleweeds, and that’s coming back to the deserted bar and finding it full again. Like packed full. Like normal full. Like Digital Media Event after party full. You know, like you remembered it pre-restroom (which is as weird a sentence to type as it is, I imagine, to read.)

I immediately run into my friends, who not only know nothing at all about the empty bar, but proclaim that they’ve been looking for me for “like an hour.” They’ve called and texted me, they say, which is ludicrous because I’ve been using my phone and I would have…

I looked at my phone. I had seven missed calls. A dozen texts. None of which were on my phone when I used it just moments ago, but all of which were timestamped over the past hour-ish.

I call my girlfriend again. Please pick up.

“Did you just talk to me and did I just tell you about everyone disappearing and the bar being totally empty and the weird creepy double dutch girls and getting into an argument with the pizza guy at New York’s Best Pizza?” I shouted into the phone, to the absolute horror of my friends (who were probably wondering what legal obligations they had to return me to my hotel and/or the insane asylum before I hurt myself.)

“Yes…” she responded, probably wondering what obligations she had to guide me to my hotel and/or the insane asylum before I hurt myself.

“Good!” I shouted, and promptly hung up, having proven my sanity, but really testing the depths of that aforementioned reservoir of goodwill. She would later tell me that somehow the second phone call was weirder than the first.

Moving past my friends, I stormed back into the bar. The bartender (the first one, the hipster one, the human one) clocked me coming in, but before he could open his mouth to ask what was probably going to be a very friendly question about whether I found the pizza place, or did I want to close out the tab I’d left open, instead got to be on the receiving end of me shouting “You sent me to a really fucking weird pizza place!” before marching out the door; thus cementing my reputation as a gifter of bizarre and inexplicable social interactions, and the probable punchline to someone else’s very different story.

For the rest of the week, my friends would swear up, down, sideways, sober, and drunk that no, the bar did not empty out; no, this was not a prank; no, they didn’t see me leave; and yes, they were in the very full and active bar the entire time I was gone.

It’s ten years later, and I don’t have an explanation for this event. I wouldn’t say it haunts me, but it’s definitely one of the weirder things that’s ever happened to me. And weirder still, in writing down this modern pizza-driven Brigadoon, I looked up Ford’s and New York’s Best Pizza just to see if I remembered their names right - and I can’t find any trace of either of them.

I’m still with the same girlfriend, and she still remembers the phone calls (vividly), but no one else was actually there, so no one else can verify the very weird set of events and circumstances that happened late that night, and into the early morning, across a series of overlapping universes.

Somewhere, out there in the ether of the multiverse, I imagine one version of me is still wondering where everyone went and yearning for a slice of New York’s Best Pizza.

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