#Clark Kent who just wants to make his deadline without Perry White murdering him

[refloralisation]

Bruce Wayne, in public, without any prompting: I've actually had sex with the Batman

Clark Kent, who just wants to make his deadline:

Bruce Wayne: I didn't know they made condoms that small

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