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Marichat May Day 1: Dance Off

Alright, I'm going to jump feet first into a new fandom again! This is for marichat may posted/hosted by @moonwalkiingbae. Before we begin, I want to say thanks to some truly amazing people. @darkenedhrt101 for joining me in this madness. @nebelflecke, @knowall7k, @master-ray5, @sailormoonserenity489, @goligolak, @sailorsilverladybug, and @astraearose93 for being truly wonderful people And to @beautymercurydragon for encouraging me to enter into this fandom! Thank you all for always supporting me and believing in me. Love you guys.

Extra shout out to @darkenedhrt101 and @nebelflecke for showing me how to do the ‘keep reading’ thing lol!

Okay now that’s been said, let’s get to the fic! This might be a stretch for Marichat. It’s AU where dancing is a metaphor for their miraculous. Below are the songs I used for inspiration, in order of appearance/use in the fic. The video is the choreography that inspires the big dance scene on the roof. It’s beautiful guys and I tried to capture it with my words.

https://youtu.be/4DuNkr3oAEU

https://open.spotify.com/track/0McMlTPzi5QjtrQUOCffaZ?si=_At7rGiiQJ2d5TCwiJh4rg

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Vsk37sNQA8OaAgzUFhMGH?si=-6h4lXzfQrK4XWGVePicvQ

https://open.spotify.com/track/01iyINEYgPQ7ThMZuHUsqS?si=v7Be4MdlQoKE3j-RDFJXzw

Day 1: Dancing on rooftops

Dance Off

All my life, I was invited to places. Or rather told by my father when and where. With those being my only chances out of the house, save for school, I was pretty darn happy to have them. And everyone there was happy to see me. It made sense, I was the heir to the fashion throne and they were all hungry fashionistas.

So this was the first time I’d ever felt so out of place and unwanted.

“Nino...are you sure this is okay??”

Nino looked back at me over his shoulder, a smirk on his face as he turned his cap ‘backward’. “Yeah man, it’s cool. Everyone here just wants to dance. Same as you.”

“Then why are they looking at me like I’m lunch?”

Nino looked around with me, catching a few glares my way and laughed. “Fresh meat, man. They’ll warm up quickly. Trust me, dude. Once they see your moves, you’re in.”

I wasn’t as confident as my best friend. But he’d never steered me wrong before. Or rather, he’d never done it on purpose.

We split, Nino heading to the DJ booth while I pushed towards the large raised platform for the dancers. They were in between at the moment, a few gathered and talking. They looked really chummy, laughing and pushing each other around like friends teasing.

Everything changed when a girl jumped on the stage.

Her skin-tight jeans were black and ripped in all the right places. Knees and on the back of her thighs just below her butt. And on top...she wore a red tank with black spots on it. She wore some kind of face paint, it shaded her eyes and nose. Add in the dark lighting of the club and I couldn’t tell anything about what she looked like only that, once she was there, the crowd got a little quieter and the group on stage started to get ready.

Nino was at the wheel, his newest mix filling the quieting club. It bounced off the walls and rocked my bones. I loved his music. I didn’t have any interest in dancing until I heard it. And then, it was like I didn’t have a choice. Good thing my father insisted on things I once thought were stupid. Like ballet for balance and grace on the catwalk and judo for my safety. I had to beg to take fencing but it did help with my agility.

The beat was heavy, a woman singing about being insane. I’d heard the original before but Nino was mixing so I couldn’t recognize the original song. But the little Ladybug didn’t care or wait. Taking the floor first, she slowly worked her body up like a robot, jolting with each bang of the piano in the background. Clapping started, on the track and with the crowd and Ladybug went with the beat, twisting and rolling until she had gone all the way up with her hands and down to the floor. The music built and she grabbed her head, thrusting and spinning it around as if insane.

Another girl joined her, reddish-brown hair, tan skin, and a mix of orange and brown on her body. The two locked hands and with a surprising show of strength, Ladybug threw her friend around in a half-circle. Her friend returned the favor until the two had worked their way across the stage. Their last move? Somersault back, their hands hitting the stage in perfect sync as they did three back handsprings to the other side of the stage. The one in orange did one last big move, twisting upside down with her hands on her chest. When she landed, the two were out of breath and the crowd was wild.

And I was in love.

I had my eyes on Ladybug while my feet moved on their own. Soon, I was standing before her, the rest on stage stepping between to stop me from getting too close. Ladybug waved a hand to them and they took their hands off my chest while she flashed me a smile.

“Can I help you?”

“Yeah. Dance with me.”

She balked and shook her head. “You’ve got balls, I’ll give you that.”

“Ladybug doesn’t dance with anyone.” Her friend went off. “Especially not some Jeunot with a hardon for her!”

The others seemed to agree so I didn’t have much choice. “Fine. Watch me.”

Turning, I was stopped again. “Sorry. It doesn’t work like that here.” I glared up at the tall boy that stopped me. He had an interesting streak of aqua in his black hair. He also glared right back at me with far more malicious intent in his eyes.

“There’s a hierarchy here. Rules. Newbies have to wait their turn and tonight isn’t your night, friend.” The boy spoke as if nails were in his mouth at me.

I looked back, Ladybug wearing a soft smile as if she was the sweetest girl in the world. If I went off her smile alone, she wanted to let me dance. “You can come next Wednesday? That’s when they allow new people on the stage.”

“So. I come and dance Wednesday and you’ll be here?”

Her eyes went wide and while all other eyes looked to her, she and I only looked at each other. Then she nodded.

“Good. Then you’ll dance with me.”

“She never said that!” Her friend cried.

I grinned, confidence coming from where I had no clue. “She will after she sees me dance.”

Ladybug’s eyes changed, a smile spreading across her face. Challenge accepted. “Alright. We’ll see on Wednesday.”

And then she winked at me.

As I stepped off the stage and into reality, I lost most of the feeling in my legs. Luckily, Nino was there to catch me before I made even more of a fool of myself.

“Duuude. What was that??”

“I don’t know. What did it look like?”

“It looked like you challenged Ladybug to a dance-off?”

“Shit. Did I?”

Nino nodded and I cursed again. Then Nino chuckled, “I didn’t know you had that in you?”

“Me either man. I’m screwed.”

An arm around my shoulders, Nino started to lead us towards the exit. “Nah man, it’ll be fine!”

oOo

“Are you sure about this, Nino?”

When did I start doubting my friend? Oh yeah, when he told me all would be fine and I ended up challenging the first pretty, talented, amazing girl there.

Guess that was all my bad.

But now Nino was leading me into what was apparently a bakery and I really didn’t get it. The place was quaint, it screamed ‘cute’. And the food looked amazing. However, Nino had assured me this was about me and my dance-off in a couple of days.

“Pretty sure overdosing on sugar isn’t going to help me. Or would it? It’d be a great way to go…”

“Your father would kill me.”

Nino said straight-faced as a pleasant-looking Asian woman with interesting blue hair walked up to our table. “Hello and welcome. Can I get you, boys, something?”

“Coffee, black,” I told her.

“An Americano and a dozen chocolate macaroons please.” Nino turned to me once the woman was out of earshot. “Watch the girl.”

I didn’t get it until another blue-haired beauty appeared. She was in charge of the coffee it seemed, brewing Nino’s then pouring mine. She was at our table a moment or two later and Nino grinned like the Cheshire Cat. “Hey, Marinette!”

She smiled, her happy beauty burning through the gray and dull morning. “What do you want, Nino?”

Even though she was clearly annoyed, Marinette still giggled and maintained her smile. “Well, you still haven’t introduced me to your friend Alya.”

“Introduce yourself, Nino. You’re a rockstar, you don’t need me.”

I liked her instantly.

“This is my friend Adrien. He’s the one with the favor actually.”

She looked at me for the first time and I liked how her eyes went wide. It made me feel like she really saw me. Just like Ladybug. “Oh um...hi?”

Her cheeks flamed up, turning an adorable pink. Then it was like she didn’t know what to do with her hands. First, she crossed them over her chest but it looked like it was awkward. So she tried to rest her chin on one but that was worse. Finally, after a few amazingly cute moments of awkwardness, she settled for sticking them in her front pockets. After she found them under her apron that is.

“My Bro here got himself in a bit of a sitch and we need your expertise.”

Was she going to keep me in caffeine so I could practice until my feet fell off?

“Okay. I have a few minutes now. Would you..uh could you..do you mind….hum?”

I didn’t understand but I was pretty sure she wanted me to follow her. After several sets of stairs, I was sure I was about to walk out on the top of the Eiffel Tower. Instead, I was enveloped in warm blush-colored walls that only enhanced the girl before me.

“Pppplease excuse the mess.” She said, rushing around and picking up things to throw in her closet.

I said nothing, taking in the sites when I noticed her 13 dials Gex in the corner. “You’re a designer?”

“Wwell..sort of? I want to be. But now? All I do is make costumes for dancers.”

Now I got it. “You make the costumes for underground dancers?” She nodded. “Did you make Ladybug’s?” She nodded but a lot slower this time. “Can you tell me who she is?”

“NO!”

It was my first time meeting this girl but I had a feeling, that response was way out of character. “I’m sorry?”

“No, I cannot and will not tell you or anyone ever.”

There was nothing but finality. The pleasant air that had been in the room was now replaced with awkward silence. Awkward for me, angry for Marinette. Finally, when I’d had enough and she was finished measuring me, I caught her hand before she disappeared on me. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to piss you off.”

Softening instantly, the girl I met at the beginning of all this returned. “It’s fine. I just get a lot of people asking. And it’s...not my place to tell! She doesn’t want people to know!!”

“Okay.”

oOo

I said okay and I really thought I meant it but, I couldn’t stop thinking about Ladybug or Marinette.

Which was why when her outfit for me arrived, so fast it was scary, I put it on and stepped out the door.

I blame my father’s obsession with turning me into my own survivalist and the all-black costume Marinette made me, but now I was sneaking out of my house and heading to Marinette’s. Not all black actually, there was a bright green paw print on the back of the zippered hoodie. Along with the black cap, I felt very much like a caper especially as I scaled the side of Marinette’s house up to the balcony. I prayed only she had access to.

It wasn’t until I tapped on the glass above her head that it hit me. “What. The fuck. Am I doing??!!”

But it was too late now, she saw me, her eyes going just as wide as the first time. Her mouth was still hanging open as her head popped up from the hatch in her room. “What are you doing here??!”

She hissed at me. And here I thought I was the cat? “I… wanted to show you your work? It’s amazing by the way.”

She looked me over, just a designer checking out her design. I still felt sweat on my palms especially when she got to my butt. I only ever wore pants this tight for modeling jobs. The stretchy material was far more comfortable than what I usually had to wear. And it breathed even though it looked like jean material. All in all, my butt looked good and I hoped she agreed.

“It turned out...pretty good right?”

“Yeah, I was thinking my stage name should be Chat Noir.”

She huffed and turned away. “I think you’re getting ahead of yourself, Kitty Cat. Can you even dance?”

“Better than anyone you’ve ever seen!”

Now a ‘safe’ distance from me, I took in her face, the moonlight making her pale skin glow. She had a dark blue brow raised in interest and amusement at me. “I doubt that.”

“Is that a dare?”

Marinette shook her head but I made for the hatch to her room. What was it about this costume? It was filling me with such confidence, I was about to invite myself into the room of a girl that I just scared the crap out of by showing up uninvited on her ROOF???

But I couldn’t stop myself. Something inside me told me I had to show her, show someone besides just Nino. What if I wasn’t as good as Nino made me believe? Tomorrow was my ‘debut’ and I’d rather know now if I sucked than in front of a ton of people.

Before I could make even more of an ass of myself, Marinette caught my arm. “What are you doing??”

“I’m showing you my moves.” Her brow rose again and I caught how it sounded. “My dance moves! I’m going to show you my dancing skills!”

A beautiful giggle escaped her and she pulled me back from the entrance to her room. “Not in there Chatton. My parents will hear you thumping around and call the cops.”

Before I could ask, she started pulling me towards the back of her balcony...and then on top of her roof. “Are you crazy??”

She shrugged, “Probably. Here I am, leading Cat Man around to dance for me? Not exactly something you tell people is it?”

A nervous laugh burst from my lips. It helped a little as Marinette took us to the precarious tip of her roof. Dangerous slants that led to a long fall to the pavement below were on both sides of us and yet, Marinette looked like it was any other day. She stretched her hands up to the dark sky, the moon hanging low behind her. It looked like she might just reach up and grab it. Her personal pillow, La Luna.

It was then that I realized she wasn’t just stretching her arms. She was stretching her legs, chest, and back. Was she going to dance with me? “You gonna stretch, Kitty?”

The grin she wore was contagious. “Pretty sure I did that scaling your house.”

“Yeah, next time, just ring the bell. We have one you know?”

“Oh...sorry…”

She shook her head but looked elsewhere across the skyline. “Next time.”

There was going to be a ‘next time’? She didn’t think I was just a psycho? A weirdo punk who didn’t understand boundaries?

She pulled her phone out of her pocket, playing some music and turning it on high and suddenly, the last thing I wanted to do was dance in front of her. I’d rather eat it in front of thousands of people than look any more foolish than I already did in front of Marinette.

It was slow. Very slow and I could barely hear it at first. A woman started singing. More like calling out. The synth got louder and a dark beat joined it. Then a man started singing. Marinette looked at me expectantly but when I didn’t move, she did.

Dropping her hands, she twisted them together in front of her thighs. Rolling her body left and right, she brought her elbows up and made circles like a windmill with them. Then dropped them again all while moving closer to me. Now she stood directly before me with a small smile on her face.

I smirked back, hopping up on my toes and spinning in a full circle before her. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her move back, both of us careful as we balanced. She was wiggling her body to the beat while I dropped to my knees. The next move I did was completely showing off, something I learned from a few gymnastic classes years back. My legs were scissors as I twisted around on my palms, balancing on the edge and twisting around. I was back on my knees before Marinette who wore a big bright smile.

Holding up a hand, she rocked her hips back and forth and then fell to me. Complete trust in me and I didn’t let her down, catching her as she flopped over my shoulder. Only to keep on going until her feet were up in the air. I felt her kick a few times and realized, I really wished I could see all of her dance.

Her arms secure around my chest and her legs on the back of my head, I crouched like a turtle and spun us around. Then put her back down where she started. She did a little dance away from me, her back turned, and I took a moment to get my phone out. Superhuman speed I backed up, set it against the wall of a chimney behind us, and hit record. Marinette was looking at me when I turned around and I knew I’d been caught. But if she knew, she didn’t care, tiptoeing as she ran up to me.

We dropped to our knees as the music dipped to low and slow. Marinette crawled to me and gently grabbed my hand. I grabbed hers back and then I found her face in my hands. It was as if she was looking right through me and I swore I’d never seen eyes so blue or so clear.

The beat dropped and she grabbed my wrists, tugging them away in tempo but not letting go. So I twisted her, spinning her and pulling her off the roof to put her crossed arms above my head and her body behind me. Now we’d switched places.

Spinning, I faced her and she dropped to her knees again with a roll of her body. I reached out for her but she dodged, letting my hand sail past her face as she rocked back. Pulling back, I grabbed the back of her head with one hand, then the other, and helped her to her feet. One foot between mine, we balanced our weight between one another and I put my hands on her hips. Her arms went around my neck as she rolled her hips back and forth again. When she fell against me, laying her weight on me, I instantly wrapped my arms around her. But she pushed them away, out straight behind me. On reflex, I pushed back and she spun out away from me. And yet, I still didn’t let go.

Only when she was back on ‘her side’ a leg in the air did I release her and take up her offered leg instead, using it to pull her into my arms. Bridal style, she laid there or a second before rolling her entire body upward. She did the worm in my arms.

The song was still going after that but we stopped, catching our breath and staring at each other. At some point, I had forgotten we were on the roof. I had forgotten that we were dancing. I had forgotten why we were dancing until Marinette spoke.

“You’re not bad. I’m sure...Ladybug will love you.”

oOo

I didn’t notice until I got to the club and flipped the hood up that it actually had ears on top. How was it that Marinette knew me so well after only a few minutes? The pants were a little out of my personal preference but they were for a dancer so she had little choice. But it was almost eerie because I swear she knew me better than I knew myself, loving every little detail of the outfit she made me.

The neon green zipper on the hoodie? The baggie fit of the sleeves? The only thing I didn’t like was how it stopped before covering my ass but again, dancing. I had a white tank underneath for when I got too hot but I really didn’t want to take it off. It branded me.

Nino stood to the side tonight, Ladybug and her orange and brown covered friend joining him. I choked on a laugh when I saw the bright red, glee filled face of Nino as his little Vixen stood close to him. Meanwhile, I was shuffling with the other ‘new guys’ on stage. Standing to the side, waiting for my turn, I watched each of them do their best. They were all very good and yet, I wasn’t nervous. I should be nervous. Why wasn’t I? It was like Marinette’s cloths covered me in comfort and hid me from anything bad. Or...was it something else?

“Next up is...Chat Noir!!”

A few chuckles made it through the loud banter as I took center stage. At least I knew the song that was picked for me but it was still a remix of it. The DJ ‘hesitated’ on the first line, making it skip and play several times before releasing it to play on. I froze, shifting my body back and forth like I was the record and the crowd started to cheer. Their noise made my heart race but in a good way. It was then I realized, I wasn’t nervous because it didn’t matter anymore.

The rest of the dance, I just let go. I have no clue what I did save for a few moments where I busted out some more acrobatics. And just because I was a cocky son of a bitch, I walked over to Ladybug and held out a hand. She laughed but took it, allowing the Newb to drag her on the stage with me.

Tonight, she sported a tight, cropped tank of her usual colors and dark gray joggers. We twisted together with ease. And it was familiar. But it wasn’t the same, the rush mixed with ease and didn’t hit me nearly as hard as it had the other night.

When it was all over, I still couldn’t tell you how either of us danced and yet I had my dance with Marinette seared into my brain. And not just from watching the video I took, I didn’t even need it. I took a few looks at it just to see the face she made while we danced. I missed how a smile split her face when I twisted her behind me and how she gasped when I spun her on my back. Little things like that only enhanced my memory of it. So much so that when the song ended I was already leaving the stage and Ladybug behind me.

“Hey! Where are you going?!” The Vixen called after me.

I found her wrapped around Nino, a stupid look on his face. “I got...I got somewhere to be.”

“What the hell? You beg to dance with Ladybug and then once you do, you drop her just like that?”

The Vixen had a point so I stopped and returned to the Bug. “I’m sorry. I had a blast but I have to go. There’s someone I...really need to talk to. And it really can’t wait.”

I didn’t pretend to understand the sad smile she wore but she nodded and released her hold. I had taken her hands in mine to beg without realizing. “Good luck.”

oOo

It was late, past midnight, when I got to Marinette’s. She said to ring the bell next time but no way in hell was I going to that at this hour.

So I scaled the wall again. This was so going to get me arrested but I just couldn’t wait another second.

Her room was dark and she was either a deep sleeper or she wasn’t home. But where the hell would she be at this hour?? God, she wasn’t climbing up some other guy’s house like me right now was she??

I slapped myself and the images out of my head and tried the hatch, finding it unlocked and slipping inside. I had officially broken and entered some girl’s room.

I landed on the loft which housed her bed. I’d been wondering, ideally, what was up here when she brought me up here to measure me. Now I knew and I found it neither disappointing nor surprising. Except that it was empty, that had my heart dancing around, unsure of myself again. Either way, I knew it would be too much if she came home and found me sitting on it.

So I sat on her chaise, trying to feel...normal. Which was impossible. I was just about to get the hell out of there when the sound of weight on the ladder below made it pop. Someone was coming and it was either her parents or Marinette. And either one might call the cops so I had no choice but to grin and bear it.

A tired and scraggly Marinette appeared, t-shirt and jeans with a backpack on and she was every bit the adorable girl I remembered from the few times seeing her. And her eyes went wide again at the sight of me.

“Hi.”

Turning, she looked around as if I might possibly be talking to someone else. When her search was over, she tossed her backpack hard into a corner and stared at me. “What are you doing here??”

Still in my Chat Noir get up, the one she made me, I...lied. “I wanted to tell you how tonight went.”

“I know how it went,” she said, arms crossing over her chest in either anger or defense, I wasn’t sure, “you impressed Ladybug and she danced with you. Congratulations.”

“How do you know that?”

She flinched under my scrutiny but didn’t falter. “Because I...I saw you dance the other night? Remember? My roof? And I...I was there. At the club, I saw everything.”

Was that where she was? Did she go to see me?? Calm down, Kitty, don’t get your hopes up. “You were there?”

“I go sometimes...see how my designs hold up…”

Oh, so that was it? It didn’t feel right because she wouldn’t look at me when she spoke. That was something I noticed right away about Marinette, how she looked you in the eyes while she talked to you.

Getting to my feet, I took brave steps closer to her. “That’s not the truth.”

“It is!”

Her eyes to the floor, I knew she was lying. She wasn’t very good at it. A finger under her chin, I tilted her head back to look at me. “Why were you there tonight?”

“I asked you first.”

Swallowing my shock, I quickly recovered. She knew I lied too huh? Then I guess it’s only fair I answered her first. “I’m here because dancing with you is better than dancing with anyone else.”

Now it was her turn to swallow. And answer. “You don’t even know me…”

“You don’t know me either and yet, you managed to make an outfit that fit me perfectly and dance with me as if for years. We know each other. Everything else is just semantics.”

Her hands were on me now, gripping the hoodie she made me in tight fists. Like she was afraid I’d run away from her. “I went to see you dance…”

“Cool,” I said, cutting her off with my mouth twice. First with my words and again with my lips as I crashed them to hers.

If there was any worry that all of this was going too far, it was washed away by her fingers twisting in my hair and her tongue brushing against mine. Ever since I saw them, thick pink lips, I wondered what they felt like, tasted like. They were soft and gentle, wrapping around mine in comfort again and again. And they tasted sweet, like strawberry macaroons. Pressing my hands into the small of her back, I got her as close to me as possible, all of her pressing into me. Just like when we danced.

Then it hit me so hard, I pushed her back without thought or control. “Shit! You’re Ladybug??”

“You didn’t figure that out when we danced tonight??” She was genuinely surprised and confused.

So I pulled her back to me, “All I could think about tonight was how much I wished I was dancing with you.”

I twirled a curling strand of blue that had gotten loose around my finger and she giggled up at me. “That would explain your distant look and sloppy dance moves.”

“Excuse me??”

“You were clearly not all there tonight…”

“Yeah, because I was too busy thinking about you!”

“For someone who wanted in the group, that was very irresponsible of you…”

I cut her off again with my tongue in her mouth and it was glorious.

#miraculous ladybug #adrien and marinette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #marinette x chat noir #fanfiction #miraculous fanfiction #marichat may #faulkner writing

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an-all-write-life · 6 years

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Amaryllis, Angelonia, Arum-Lily, Aster, Aubrieta, Baneberries, Beebalm, Begonia, Bellflower, Bergenia, Black-Eyed Susan (yo this sounds like abuse low-key), Blazing Stars, Borage, Bugleherb, Cardinal Flower, Columbine, Common Boneset, Crown Imperial, False Goat’s Beard, Foxgloves, Garden Cosmos, Glory-of-the-Snow (someone's url, totally), Hydrangea, Irises, Lantanas, Pink, Primrose, Rosemallows, Sunflower, Tulip, and Zinnia (sorry there's so many, lovely, but I couldn't help myself 😂)

(Duuude, I smiled so hard when I saw this! I love you so much, sis! ♥)

Amaryllis: Birthday? -December 22! I was almost a Christmas baby 😂

Angelonia: Favorite tv show? -Lately it's been Hawaii Five-O!

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? -Honestly? I'd probably die for them.

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? -Um, I literally can't think of any right now 😂

Aubrieta: Favorite drink? -Milk!

Baneberries: Favorite song? -Renegades by X Ambassadors (YOU GOT ME HOOKED ON IT AGAIN)

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? -Yup! My cousin!

Begonia: Favorite color? -Neon pink and gray!

Bellflower: Favorite animal? -Tigers, pandas, koalas, the list goes on.

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? -Kinda both

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? -A panda!!! I wanna be cute and fluffy!

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? -I am terrified of snakes. My brothers used to find gardener snakes under our porch and chase me with them, hence my fear.

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. -Strawberry Shortcake dolls were my jam. Ohh, and My Little Pony's. I had a tote full of them.

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth? -Surrounded by friends.

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? -Nope.

Columbine: Are you tired? -Not as tired as I have been this past week!

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? -Tomorrow! I'm babysitting for the cutest toddler. ^_^

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? -I'd die for them.

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? -Ummm....photography. (At least I think I am 😂)

Foxgloves: What is something you’re bad at? -Talking about my feelings >_

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? -Awesome!

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? -Uhh, let's see, my family, my friends irl, my friends on here, @spiderling-tom of course, baby tigers, my doggo, my babysitting kiddos, thunderstorms, koalas, annnnd bacon. 😂

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them? -We've been best friends since I was born. I don't know how we met, I was too little to remember. 😂 But we've been partners in crime our whole lives!

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything? -The above mentioned friend and @spiderling-tom.

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? -Literally any compliment is the best, because I don't hear them often 😂

Pink: Where is home? -Wherever I'm happy and content.

Primrose: Describe your ideal life. -Living in my own home, with a successful job, and married to Mr. Right with a yard full of kids 😂

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? -When the families I babysit for got together and threw me a surprise party for my birthday last year. ^_^

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? -My grandpa.

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? -Anything Marvel or DC related honestly. Or books.

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself. -Uhhh, I can move my ears. 😂

Flower asks!

#nxttime #ily sis!#thanks for sending an ask! <3

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keldae · 7 years

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Prompt: ♧: Your muse playing with their hair

Note: I swear this was half-written BEFORE I saw that trailer! The timing’s just hilariously perfect.

Jedi weren’t generally known for experiencing fits of immense frustration- and even if they did, they generally weren’t known for verbalizing it.

But considering that Xaja was trying to brush a snarl out of her long red hair with her right arm in a sling (after an unfortunate incident with Korin, the lower levels of Nar Shaddaa, and one of the thugs he’d picked a fight with throwing a grenade at the siblings as they’d tried to escape), perhaps her muttered expletives could be forgiven. Isn’t wet hair supposed to detangle better? she silently grumbled as she gave up with the brush for a minute and resorted to trying to unravel the knot in her hair with the Force.

Three minutes later, she was convinced she’d just made it worse. With a groan she flopped backward onto the bed, ignoring how her hair, still wet from the shower, started dampening the coverlet (on Theron’s side of the bed. Oops.). Brushing one’s hair, even with one arm out of commission, should not be this difficult.

And you think you can defeat my children, came a snide little comment from Xaja’s unwanted passenger.

Temporary setback, now kriff off. Xaja scowled as she sat back up and resumed attacking the snarl in her hair with a vengeance. But not even her frustration with her hair or Valkorion being his normal cheerful self could dislodge that stubborn tangle.

“Need a hand?” The voice off to Xaja’s right made her jump in surprise. Theron took a step back, eyes wide. “… Did I get you at a bad time?”

“No,” Xaja said as she relaxed and lowered her brush. “You just startled me.”

“Sorry. I’m too used to walking quietly.” Theron came back up and sat beside Xaja on the bed. “How’s your shoulder?”

“Aches, but I’ve had worse.” Xaja slumped her uninjured side against Theron’s arm, earning a shiver from him as her still-damp hair brushed over his skin. “My hair’s going to be the death of me though. I’m half tempted to just cut it off.”

Theron started shaking his head before Xaja finished speaking. “No, no, please don’t, your hair’s perfect as it is.” He ran his fingers through her long locks, pausing at the problematic tangle. “Well, almost. Gimme the brush.”

Xaja willingly surrendered the brush to Theron’s outstretched hand and turned her back to him, wincing a little as he started working on the knot. “Sorry,” Theron muttered, seeing her shoulders tense. “Whatever you did, it’s in here good. I haven’t seen one like this since… huh, not since some kid knocked engine coolant into my hair when I was a teenager.”

“Ooooh, that’s a bitch to get out.” Xaja winced in sympathy.

“Yeah, I kinda gave up and cut my hair after that. It used to be shoulder-length.” Theron paused as Xaja tilted her head back to give him a questioning look. “What? I was seventeen and went through a phase! All the swoop racers in my circuit at the time had hair like that!”

Xaja giggled at the mental image of Theron with a more youthful face and long hair. “I can’t really see you with long hair. Do any holos exist that prove it?”

“I really hope not,” Theron muttered. “The less said about my hair or ear piercings at the time, the better- what?! Don’t judge what my idiotic teenage self thought was cool!”

Xaja couldn’t help it and nearly fell off the bed laughing. “Oh, please tell me there was a brightly coloured mohawk in your hairstyle choices at some point…”

“Hey, anything I did to my hair for an SIS op doesn’t count,” Theron grouchily said. “I still haven’t forgiven my handler at the time for that brilliant idea.” He let go of Xaja’s hair and drew his legs up onto the bed, shifting his weight back against the headboard. “C’mere, this is gonna take a while.”

Stifling her amusement (although not quite able to fully rid herself of her grin), Xaja obediently crawled up and sat in between Theron’s legs, letting him reach her hair again. “So… how long did you have that long hair?”

“About a year or so.” Theron growled something incoherent at the knot, then went on. “By the end of it I was wearing it pretty much constantly like Sorand wears his now so it’d stay out of my face when I was racing. I’ve never had it that long since then… half because I wound up shaving it all off after the coolant incident.”

“That thought just breaks my heart.” Xaja strained her uninjured arm up to pet Theron’s fauxhawk and earned a half-hearted, distracted growl for her efforts. “I can’t imagine you with no hair either.”

“Yeah, but my speed on the tracks got so much better without the hair…” Theron made a satisfied-sounding noise and ran the brush through her hair without interference. “Hmm, better. Sit tight, let me find any more tangles.”

Xaja settled back in to her comfortable position between his legs and sighed pleasurably at the sensation of the brush moving through her long locks. “So, when did your current style become a thing?”

“Not long before I met you, actually. I mostly started growing it to annoy my father. It used to be pretty short before then.” Theron hummed in thought. “I’m kinda starting to get bored of it though. Maybe I’ll shave it off again-”

“Nooo, Theron!” Xaja looked up at Theron and shook her head. “Don’t shave it! I like it like this!”

“But this style takes so much work to maintain!” Theron protested. “Remember how you keep complaining about my gel in the ‘fresher?”

Xaja frowned up at her boyfriend. “If you shave your hair, I’m cutting mine short.”

The brush stopped moving, and Xaja felt Theron gently grip the sides of her head to tilt her further backward so she could more clearly see his crestfallen face. “No, I like playing with your hair like this!”

“I mean it, Shan.” Xaja glared. “Your hair stays, or mine goes.”

Theron sighed in defeat. “Fine, the hair stays.” He gently tilted Xaja’s head back up and resumed stroking her hair- with his fingers, not the brush. “You make a hard bargain, Master Taerich. Using your own hair as a hostage…”

“Hey, it clearly works!” Xaja reached up to pat Theron’s knee and very nearly purred when his fingers shifted to stroke her hair at her temples. “But let’s be real, I enjoy this too much to cut my hair off.”

“Good. That makes two of us.” Theron pressed a kiss into her hair as he continued to play with it. “I missed being able to do this while you were gone…” he quietly admitted. “Didn’t really realize how much I enjoyed it until I couldn’t do it anymore.”

“Hmm.” Xaja sighed contentedly, briefly catching one of his hands and bringing it down to kiss his palm before letting him go back to stroking her hair. “Nobody’s played with my hair since.. probably before the Sacking. This feels nice.”

“I’m glad.” Theron leaned to kiss her forehead, then leaned back against the headboard so he could continue what he was doing. “I could do this forever.”

“Mmm… I’d like that.” Xaja let her eyes drift closed as she settled comfortably against him.

Much, much, much later…

“Oh, dude.” Korin groaned and raked a hand over his face as Theron’s holoimage frowned up at him. “Duuude. The hair.”

“I know,” Theron groaned and ran his hand over what remained of his hair. “Still not used to being able to feel my scalp like this.”

“You know, even if she forgives you for the train incident, she’s never going to let this go.”

“I know!” Theron snapped. “She’s going to hate me, Lana’s going to slap me upside the head, and your dad’s probably going to die laughing at me. Can we just get on with that status update?”

“Fine.” Korin shook his head and picked up a datastick. “Transmitting that data over to you now.”

Still later…

Xaja blinked at the newest image of Theron that Saganu had supplied to the Alliance. A low growl emerged from her throat. “The kriffer. He did not.”

“He didn’t do what?” Sorand looked over her shoulder and nearly choked on his caf. “Oh, that’s awful. Give that to Dad, he’ll have a field day with it. Has Theron actually lost his mind?”

“Apparently.” Xaja clenched her jaw as she whirled and stalked away from the holo. “See-Two!” she shouted for the protocol droid. “Find me a pair of scissors, will you?”

“Xaja?” Sorand turned to look at his sister, worry creasing his brow. “What are you doing?”

Xaja paused mid-stride and gave her youngest brother a look over her shoulder. “I told him that if he ever shaved his hair, I was cutting mine short. He kriffing asked for this.” Ignoring the way Sorand’s eyes widened in shock and dismay, she continued marching away, apparently determined to make Theron hurt back for at least one thing he’d done to her.

#thanks for the prompt!#greyias #odessen #theron/xaja #my oc #hairgate #seriously bioware what the FUCK did you do to my poor spyboy's hair #now I gotta go change Xaja's hair again #someone's gonna get bitchslapped when the Alliance catches up to him #Xaja might have to develop a thing for bald guys

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oh man if you already speak it its gona be fly, you'll understand everything right away and over time you'll get more and more comfy speaking it (bc its the only option you have lol) pero yo no dudo que ya hablas bien :) oh and good luck with slangs, theyre fun but weird af to learn at first / ok culture and ppl and all that is great but man. one of the best thing from south american countries? FOOD like srsly youre gonna try so much new shit and its all diVINE / ye im back but thb? i 1/2

wish it hadnt ended bc i still have no clue what i wanna do and now im back and the year’s started and my parents are pressuring and i found this book of reading and activities the school gave us to help us figure out our careers in freshman year that i was supposed to have done then over the entire year but didnt and now im doing All Of It as fast as i can to try and figure it out and fuuuuck well i hope it goes much better for you when you come back from colombia (and while youre there too!) 2/2

hahaha thanks, al menos espero que si ;) are you from/have you spent time somewhere in south america??

but yeah i’m really looking forward to all of that!! duuude i just learned like a culturally specific food from colombia is ants, but not just any ants… literally “fat-bottomed ants” hahaha (but considering i’ve tried stuff like grasshoppers, mygales and shit i think i’ll still give it a go)

ugh yeah i get that… good luck with that how much time do you have until it becomes like, relatively urgent that you enroll in a college program?

tbh what i tell myself a lot is that what’s most important about college isn’t Information™ that you’re going to learn it’s more about tools you know, like how to work effectively and process information and meet people etc... and sure it helps if it’s in a field you enjoy and see yourself making a career out of but there’s no “wrong choice” i think :)

#answered #geesh i hope you'll find something you're really into!!

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