#EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY OF DICK TURPIN'S HIGHWAY GLORY

[natjennie]

im not a horrible histories kid like I really don't know anything about it but. good lord dick turpin highwayman is cunty. a serve if you will. the whole song is a fucking bop that's like "I wasn't cool, I was a lame asshole, don't idolize me" and then they made him look like this.

#they put something in that song idk what. #EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY OF DICK TURPIN'S HIGHWAY GLORY #anyway... #horrible histories #i dont think mat's attractive personally but dick turpin I get. #mat baynton

[ineffablehubbys]

Georgia……

The hashtag……

Also I rlly do hope this is good I’m actually kinda looking forward to watching it. In my head it seems like ofmd’s sibling so fingers crossed Georgia is right 🤞🏻

#georgia tennant is a queen #georgia tennant #dick turpin #everyone thinks they know the story #of dick Turpins highway glory #but the past is far more gory….. #Idek if they are the words #but I’m going with it #you cant stop me #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #ofmd #ofmd s2

[lesbianprotector]

i might get cancelled for this but i find it disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. personally i think it’s beautiful and i get goosebumps every time i hear "everyone thinks they know the story of dick turpin's highway glory but my past is far more gory, was no saint"

#THAT'S NOT GLAMOROUS THAT'S LAME!!!!! #mat as dick turpin is peak gender envy #horrible histories #six idiots #mathew baynton

[natequarter]

I met a traveller from an antique land, / Who said: “Everyone thinks they know the story, / Of Dick Turpin's highway glory...”

#🗡️ #horrible histories #i'm sorry i don't know what this is

[d10nyx]

everyone thinks they know the story of dick turpin's highway glory....

but my past is far more gory... i was no saint!

#asks <3 #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥moots

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

think only the british kids will understand this one. but dean would absolutely love horrible histories specifically the parody songs he would sing them constantly burn them onto a cd for the car and absolutely Do Sam’s Head In

#EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY OF DICK TURPIN'S HIGHWAY GLORY- dean i swear to god just because your gay awakening was matt baynton #does not mean you have to sing the song. all the time #'but sam his EYELINER' #dean winchester #horrible histories #spn

[myersesque]

i made the mistake of rewatching some horrible histories episodes n now The Songs Of My Childhood are haunting me

#EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY OF DICK TURPIN'S HIGHWAY GLORY BUT MY PAST WAS FAR MORE GORY I WAS NO SAINT #YOU THINK LIFE IS ONE BIG ANTIC MY PROFESSION IS ROMANTIC HATE TO BE PEDANTIC BUT IT AINT #mine #horrible histories

[crockettmarcel]

no offence but everyone thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin’s highway glory, but my past is far more gory. was no saint. you think life is one big antic, my profession is romantic, hate to be pedantic but it ain’t.

#horrible histories #dick turpin #mathew baynton

[ranpos-ultra-deduction]

Everyone thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin's highway glory

but my past was far more gory

I was no saint

You think life is one big antic

my profession is romantic

hate to be pedantic but it aint

As a butcher down in essex

I was handy with a knife

Had a sideline as a poacher

led a less than honest life.

The notorious gang of gregory liked my style and dedication they signed me up and gave me a real robbers education

We rampaged through the essex farms

we stole and robbed and fought but when the law came for us I escaped and they got caught

I became a highway man

was daylight robbery

I was not prince charming

nothing dandy about me

The truth is , I was violent

and with my good mate , Matt King

robbed travelers at gunpoint

money , watches , anything!

My horse it wasn't called Black Bess

although that's what you've read

was no romantic hero

shot not one , but two men dead

The legend that surrounds ms misses out the crucial part

I was a ruthless killer

with a ruthless killer's heart

Was a vicious highway man

a source of pain and tears

When you hear how my story ends

You won't believe your ears

I ran away to Yorkshire

Changed my name to John Palmer

Was sent to prison

after stealing chickens from a farmer

Wrote a letter to my family

A plea it did relate

The post man saw the envelope

and here's the twist of fate

He had taught me how to write

so he knew I'd lied!

"That's not John Palmers hand , that's Dick Turpin's!" he cried

Was a vicious highway man

My crimes had brought me fame

Was stitched up by a postie

That's not glamorous! That's lame.

No more stand and deliver

You'll remember this , I hope

It's no fun hanging with highwaymen

When you're....hanging from a rope.

#horrible histories

[natjennie]

listen i havent seen any horrible histories really but the dick turpin highway man song fucks and sucks and hits and whips and rips and I'm not taking questions everyone listen to it right now.

#'everyone thinks they know the story of dick turpin's highway glory' #'but my past is far more gory- was no saint.' #the absolute cunty little 'when youre- hanging from a rope!' #im charmed #horrible histories #i have no idea who dick turpin is but i dont care the song rips

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Everyone thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin’s highway glory

[bar-torr]

Me everytime i hear the name Dick turpin: EVERYONE THINKS THEY KNOW THE STORY

OF DICK TURPIN’S HIGHWAY GLORY

BUT MY PAST WAS FAR MORE GORY-

WAS NO SAINT

YOU THINK LIFE IS ONE BIG ANTIC,

MY PROFESSION IS ROMANTIC

HATE TO BE PEDANTIC

BUT IT AIN’T

#dylan shits out words #horrible histories #caps

[iwannawritepls]

My Thoughts While Reading Les Mis P4

I’M SO HAPPY TO HAVE THIS BACK AHHHH (also my friend left it on the porch there wasnt any interaction (practice social distancing my dudes!!) just in case that was a concern :))

Book One - Chapter Seven:

My dude just lived with the bandits because he could we support htis man

Oml he despoiled the sacristy...

A wizard harry. I’m a wizard? Yes harry, you’re a wizard. But I’m just Harry. Well just Harry, you’re a wizard. But I’m just harry.

Low key thought Hugo was gonna say ‘yonder in the mountain is a monkey made of stone’ and I would have died

They don’t want the priest to die but a child they will sacrifice willingly, whatttt?

This man is so good that even Dick Turpin gives pack to him. They were right...everyone thinks they know the story of Duck Turpin’s highway glory but his past was far more gory...he was no saint,,,

All is good and well until someone mentions the devil to Grandfather Bienvenu...

My dude give it to the hospital they need it rn

Book One - Chapter Eight

I feel like that’s an insult I don’t understand

I feel like at any moment these two are going to start fighting...my bets on Monseigneur Bienvenu winning

What the duce? - I’m using that every day of my life

This man is an atheist in the 1700′s Percy Shelley would be proud (even tho he wasn’t technically an atheist)

That was a lot of big words in quick succession for my smoll brain to handle at one time but I think I got it.

#the sads #les mis #les mierables #Monseigneur Bienvenu #Monseigneur Bienvenu appreciation #i love this man #victor hugo #what the duce?

[lollyholly99]

someone: so why is your car called Dick Turpin

Newt: *deep breath*

Newt: everyone thinks they know the story, of Dick Turpin’s highway glory, but my past is far more gory-

#good omens #newton pulsifer #he just thinks the HH song slaps #he's correct #asdSDGFLJK THIS POST IS DUMB #i don't think i've quite recovered from last night which is my excuse for posting this

[phoencountered]

No offence but like,, everyone thinks they know the story of dick turpin's highway glory but my past was far more gory, I was no saint... You think my life was one big antic, my profession is romantic, hate to be pedantic but it ain't

[wehaveaprettywittyking]

Favourite Horrible Histories Song Lyrics

Everyone thinks they know the story Of Dick Turpin's highway glory But my past is far more gory Was no saint You think life is one big antic My profession is romantic Hate to be pedantic But it ain't

#Dick turpin #Horrible histories #Gorgeous Georgains