Judging Sanremo 2023 contestants based on their outfits because it has to be done
Part I // First Evening // contestants 1 - 7
Anna Oxa in Yohji Yamamoto
Iconic Goth mom moment aka how I will look like when I finally retire to an old mysterious mansion in the woods.
gIANMARIA in MSGM
Anime hero meets Victorian child slowly dying of consumption. Great start but I need more commitment to the theme.
Mr Rain in GCDS
While I am a fan of glitter and sequins, it’s simply not enough to slap them onto an outfit and call it a look. Don’t be lazy - I know you can do better than that.
Marco Mengoni in Versace
YES. Needs a cowboy hat. And I would like to see more color on stage.
Ariete in Marni
Goddess yes! We even have an actual color! Can’t wait to see what she’ll be wearing the rest of the week.
Ultimo in Emporio Armani
Having tattoos is not a look. Sure, go ahead and call it urban, I call it boring. Step. It. Up.
Coma_Cose in Vivienne Westwood
You can’t go wrong with Vivienne Westwood. It gives British glamour with a sprinkle of Italian taste while accentuating the singers’ personalities. *chef’s kiss*
Listen gianmaria sangiovanni may be new he may have that whole broke howl gay anime fuckboy aesthetic going on la canzone non vincerà molte cose ma nonetheless ce l'ho in testa da un'ora com'è successo??