#HELL WORLD.

[violetsandshrikes]

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#hell world. #katie rambles

[modmad]

today's 'technology is in such a hell state now that I genuinely feel compelled to scream about it daily' moment was my trying to print and scan a document, with my printer/scanner (which, I must have you note, despite my pleading with the seller did not come with usb wire option available, and none of the others did).

Predictably, having been used on the day of purchase and not since, the printer did not work despite being less than 6 months old. Searching for why this could be led me down a rabbit hole that eventually resolved into how the print cartridges for this model just dry out and clog up if you don't use them every single week. you know. what a normal thing to happen. but don't worry! just soak the bottom in a shallow bath of warm water for 30 minutes dry it off and reinstall it that'll make it work

8)

you what.

Anyway, it did work. I print the test sheet, boom, what should have worked before at least worked now. And there was Much Rejoicing.

alas. alas. how shortly lived it was.

Now I naturally move on to print the document, sign it, and scan the newly signed document. The document from my pc. With this printer/scanner which is sitting on a desk directly NEXT TO my pc.

Which. will not. connect to my pc.

I plead. I bargain. I follow the wizard twice, thrice, but it is a cruel wizard, a tormenter from the nether world. "Type in the IP address!" He taunts me, cackling maniacally as I do, weeping over my staggering fingers attempting to puzzle the code out of the 1 inch touch screen, numbers and dots jazzing into nonsense in my field of vision as I loose all comprehension of what the symbols mean. The printer cannot be found. The printer does not Exist. The printer, at this moment, the sole focus of my gaze, decides it is bored and goes to sleep, therefore ending the whole attempt of communicating with it just as the 938678th loading bar had reached its zenith and I, ever the hapless Sisyphus, watch my dignity flatten into a pancake of wordless, stark-eyed bewilderment verging on hysteria as my boulder crashes back down the hill as the wizard begins to drag me back to the beginning of his never ending Labrynth, to be eaten by and become the ouroboros yet again but no! I will not enter back! I shall bite down, break my scales, and end this cycle of tyrannous misery!

anyway that's why I ended up taking a shitty photo with my phone's camera and I'm doctoring it in CSPaint to look like I scanned it with the SCANNER THAT I AM ABOUT TO THROW OUT OF A SECOND STORY WINDOW

#I thought you said keys! #why the fuck would I say keys?! #anyway #HELL WORLD. #technology #im gonna actually explode lads it's gonna happen #this is my Joker moment #I've had several before I know but listen

[ruby-static]

I know nothing about psyconaughts unfortunately but i wanna join in! Draw your favourite villain perhaps?

Oh man, a favorite villain? That's a tough one-

As you can tell, I'm still trying to draw this dude in a way that I actually like. Help.

Dr. Loboto is one of my top Psychonauts favorites- Though he's only really a full-on "villain" in the first game before he's given more backstory in Rhombus of Ruin.

There IS another villain I really like, but it's kinda spoiler-y territory so I'll put 'em under a cut.

Gristol Malik- This dude is such an asshole but such a fun twist villain. His level is also one of my favorites in PN2. (Though that's mainly because I'm a huge sucker for the theme park/dark ride theme.) I'm surprised I managed to draw his absolute clusterfuck of a crown.

#Static screams into the void #One of these days I will find a way to draw Loboto that I don't hate. #Why are my favorites in this series so gd hard to get right??? #Hell world. #Psychonauts #Psychonauts 2 #Psychonauts Fanart #Psychonauts 2 Fanart #Psychonauts Dr. Loboto #Psychonauts Caligosto Loboto #Dr. Caligosto Loboto #Psychonauts Gristol #Psychonauts Gristol Malik #Gristol Malik

[samarecharm]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Its a gacha game……….

#chattin #then unfortunately i will not care about it in the slightest #really miss when games were just made and then finished and didnt depend on me spending 180$ to have fun #whatever. #referring to p5x. #so funny bc i had that blacklisted as soon as there were trailers(?) for it #and it took me until JUST now to finally start peeking through the filter warning to see what its about #another fucking gacha game #like we are never getting out of this huh. never. #its going to be cashgrab after cashgrab until the market implodes and games are seen as not worth it unless its a gacha game. #hell world.

[phonypizza]

The phone in Pino's pizzeria rings. There's a bit of silence before he hears an audible gulp,

"Hhhhey, uh. This is bossman, right? Peppino?" The teenager's voice quivers. "Sorry if hearing my voice is alarming, I'm. Fine. In-tact. Is Omino okay? Or Konin? I. I. Just woke up, I don't know how long it's been, I."

Ronnie trails off, completely at a loss for words currently.

Getting to the phone was a bit of a task. Thank god he's able to use his hands sort of like pincers to grasp the phone, but then there's a voice on the other end and it sounds... well, yeah, it sure sounds.

Remember being in the war with those soldiers, who were barely men? Boys just out of school? How some of them were so terrified when they reached the frontline with you?

"Hey. Ronnie. Sorry, it's a little hard to hear you... I need to-a put you on speaker but I'mma missing some fingers..." The phone beeps loudly a couple of times before Pino succeeds, with a sigh of relief. "Good. Good... you're alive. That's... good. I don't-a know where Omino is, and Konin... I haven't been able to-a reach him. Though it's probably best he stay away for now considering the. Everything. Happening right now."

Ronnie can hear something moving - a light sniffle in the background. Pino's voice. "Shh, Stellina, it's okay..."

Ah. Stellina. The egg thing.

... This isn't the 'right' Peppino, is it.

#!ic #!pino #!answered #?lore #emptyzone #waha. haha. haaaahh. hhhhhhhh #hell world.

[snailsnfriends]

feeling nostalgic for christmas when I was a kid not because I miss presents or believing in santa but because I miss when it was actually cold out and the possibility of a white christmas was realistic

#WHY is it going to be 52F on christmas????? #hell world. #snailtrail.txt

[circuitofficial]

i wish there was a grilled cheese emoji

#i have one on discord (LOVE YOU OLIE) but i cant use custom emojis in text. #hell world. #🔥🍞🧀🍞🔥 is too long

[twodragonsinatrenchcoat]

girl help I am stuck at work.

#i dunno what to do #because i could go home but. im currently on probation for having too many absent days already #but theres like. nothing for me today. #except five boxes. #five fucking boxes #hell world. #maybe not even five. might just be fiur #sigh

[pisshandkerchief]

in the bathroom at work...if I simply don't go out there and fish the slimy strawberries out of the sink maybe my coworkers will do it for me 😔

#hell world.

[marshmellowtea]

posts like that are why i left this website for so long this space is genuinely so triggering for people with moral ocd it's not even funny

#i'm so goddamn sick of it #hell world. #delete later

[fttitv]

Why is it so controversial for a woman to be normal in this day and age. No makeup no sexy clothing no performative shit. Taking up space and speaking her mind and honing practical skills. That's a normal human being. Women are female normal human beings. It's just that society is a piece of patriarchal shit!!! Wake up‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#and also i cant believe men have gotten away with everyhing theyve ever done #hell world. #fttitv #their death as a sex will accelerate. only time will tell.

[chilapis]

I would kill for this small thing. I would set fire to villages and indoctrinate small, off-grid towns into a false religion for his “>v<“ countenance. I would walk into an open battlefield to get him his toy if needed. The concept of modern AUs scares me because his peers would influence him to use terms like skibidi toilet and the impact of the words would be so devastating for both Ajax and I that it would blow the skin and flesh off our bones. This is a plea. Stop putting Tartaglia in modern AUs. The fear of his younger siblings being similarly modernized terrifies me

#i don’t mind modern AUs for the record & I think they can be really cute + they’re just easier to imagine at times however. #However. HOWEVER. #modern ajax implied modern siblings. modern siblings imply whatever the fuck it is that youtube shorts are. #hell world. #🥀 — colloquy. #🗡️ — cherry waves.

[fangsforthevenom]

windows got stuck on the stupid "windows is getting ready" screen so now I gotta deal with this

#hell world. #archilles is posting

[thedevotionaltour]

what if you were hungry but your stomach hurt whenever you tried to eat food so you therefore cannot eat to see if that will make it better and also you have a headache and can barely drink water for this same reason

#HELL WORLD. #static.soundz

[loudanqueer]

In the very awkward position of sitting right in front of the airline baggage area with my bag on the scale while there's a huge line building in the appropriate line space, but I've been sitting here for an hour and I'm not standing up now. Just. Gonna awkwardly face everyone while stubbornly holding position.

#there's no seats before the security checkpoint. did yall know that. hell fucking world. #oh. context: baggage ppl dont get here until 7:30?? #hell world.

[power-chords]

This NYT article made me want to cry.

#hell world.