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[meowzfordayz]

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally

when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom

Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~800

CW: explicit language, poop references

~faqs~

Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵‍💫🤢

Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃

Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while

Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰

Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮‍💨🥴

Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏

A display of dominance, if you will 😎

Nods in approval (not that you can see him)

And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀) 

You don’t know it yet

But Inosuke’s already planning his move

Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️

Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦

Make sure you’re home 😌

Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗

THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡

King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑

Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬

A respectful gentleman tho ☺️

Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢

Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃

A little irritated 🙄

But whatever

You prob just reeeally had to go

He understands 😶

Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨

Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃

Kinda 🥲

Obanai has regrets 😞

Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅

Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬

Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over

Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”

Or does he wince grin and bear it

Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️

Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗

You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒

Hm… 😔

😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply

“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭

(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)

Holds it against you 😌

~

“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️

“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃

~

“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺

“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃

Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭

And then becomes concerned 😕

Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁

Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖

It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…

He could just, waltz in-

NO

Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!

Returns to the drawing board

And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️

🧐😒😠 <— you

😶😬😁 <— him

“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”

“Next time, how about closing the door?”

*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*

You shriek 😳

And smack his shoulder 😡

“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭

“Did you wash your hands?” 😏

“SANEMI!” 😒

“... well?” 👀

You are not amused 😐

He acquiesces 😅

“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓

“I hate you.” 🥲

“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰

“Piss off.” 🙄

“I’m about to!” 🫡

(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)

Doesn’t really mind

Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃

Until the next time you do it

…

By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up

If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️

Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶

Def uncomfortable 😕

But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️

Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset

Or even embarrassed

You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬

Which means

If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠

“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉

*shudder shudder* 😭

(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)

Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏

Good luck 😃

Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝

Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓

And stick ‘em on both sides of the door

Step 1: Open the door

Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR

Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨

#hashira x reader #kamaboko #headcanons #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #zenitsu x reader #inosuke x reader #gyomei x reader #obanai x reader #tanjiro x reader #tanjirou x reader #mitsuri x reader #shinobu x reader #kyojuro x reader #sanemi x reader #muichiro x reader #giyuu x reader #tengen x reader

[swagreecrow]

Based on "Burns and Allen: "Oh My Operation!"

*In the 1930s universe*

Leonardo: *Walks through the city and looks around* Hmm, I think there's something going on on the road🤔😧

Some girl: *Runs along the roadway* Mommy!😰 Mommy, where are you!!😣😫 *The car approaches the girl from behind*

Leonardo: Oh my God, BEWARE!😱😫 *Runs up to the girl, hugs her and runs out onto the sidewalk* You could have been hit by a car, why didn’t you look back?!😡🤬🚙

Some girl: Sorry, Mister...😰😢 *Cries* ..I just lost my mom!..😭👩 *Looks at the stopped car* ...Thank you for saving my life!😖😭 *Hugs Leo and cries into his jacket*

Passers-by: *Run up to Leo and surround him* Oh God, what happened?!😨😱 This turtle saved a girl's life!😃😄👧 He's a hero!🤩🌟✨ This will definitely be written about in the newspapers!😁😃📰🌟

Leonardo: *Strokes the girl's head* Calm down, baby, you have nothing to be afraid of anymore...🥺🤗💗💕 Move aside, onlookers, can't you see that the girl is scared?!😠😤

Girl's mom: *Walks through the crowd and runs up to Leo* Oh God, Katrin, what a blessing that you're okay!😱😃 *Takes Katrin in his arms and kisses her on the cheek* Mua~😚💋💖💓💞 muah~💘💕 Don't run away from me anymore, please!🥺💗💞 God, Mister, thank you for saving her life!😃🤗 *Hugs Leo*

Leonardo: *Scratching head* Oh, you don't have to thank me, I was just here at the right time😉😁✨

Ambulance Driver: *Stops his car next to the car of the man who almost hit Katrin* Excuse me, mister, but why is there a crowd there?🤨😕

Car driver: *Gets out of the car* I don’t know, for some reason some guy threw himself under the wheels of my car, so I could hardly brake and almost had an accident!😡😤🚙💥 *Points finger at Leo*

Ambulance driver: Are you saying that there was an accident there?!😱💥 Oh my God, he needs to be hospitalized immediately!😨😫🚑 *The car drives up to Leo and the orderlies drag him inside*

Leonardo: *Tries to break free* Hey, what's going on?!😨😠 I'm not sick with anything, it's a mistake!!😤😡

Orderlies: Yes, yes, mister, everyone says so😅😬

*After some time*

Leonardo: *Lies in bed* Brilliant, they sent me to the hospital, despite the fact that I am not sick and no one wants to listen to me...🙄😒 Only a miracle can help me now...😓

Stefany: *Enters the room* Good morning, my name is Stefany and I'm your nurse~😄☺ *Looks at Leo and blushes* Aww, huh, what can I do for you?😳😍💘💓❣️💞

Leonardo: *Blushes and swallows nervously* Uh, senorita, you have to help me, my name is Leonardo and...😳😞 the fact is that I’m not sick with anything🤫😕

Stefany: Let me guess, you were brought here by mistake and in fact there was no accident?🤔🤨 Of course, I will be happy to help you before my doctor does not did unnecessary operation on you 🥰😅👨‍⚕🩺🚫 *Whispers to Leo in his ear* Walk along the corridor to the left and through the window you will reach the fire escape, then you will go downstairs and wait for me to bring you your clothes🤫🤭👔💖💝💕 Just be careful and try not to get caught by anyone😯😥

Leonardo: *Gets out of bed, holding Stefany's hand* God, Stefany, you just saved me😃😍💓💗💝💞 *Kisses Stefany on the hand* Muah~😚💘💖❣️💕 From now on I'm in your debt😘🥰💓💗💞

Stefany : jajaja, no hay problema Leo 🥰🤭💞🩷💖❣️*mira por los lados de la habitación* ahora date prisa antes de que llegue mi médico ☺️🤫👨‍⚕️🩺

Leonardo :*sale de la habitación*esta bien querida 😉😁🏃‍♂️💨🪜*cores por el pasillo y sale por la ventana* (pensamientos💭) Stefany es muy buena ayúdame a salir de ese hospital me enamoré de ella 😃🥰💖💘💞*se sienta en la escalera*Solo espero que me de mi ropa quiero salir en la calle en bata de hospital😬😅🥼👔

Stefany :*recoge la ropa de Leo* Será mejor que me dé prisa y darle su ropa 😄☺️👔💕💗💖*huele la camisa de Leo*Mmm, no sabía que Leo tiene un aroma tan bien 😍🥰👕👖💞❣️🩷💘

Medio :*entra la habitación* enfermera 🫤😧¿Qué estás haciendo oliendo la ropa del paciente? 😕🤨👔

Stefany :*se sonroja* Oh lo siento doctor solo le estoy oliendo la ropa del paciente...😬😰💦para ver si no está mandando a sangre y llevarla a lavar 😁😅💦👔🧼🫧

Medico : de acuerdo lleva eso mientras haré el paciente su operación 🤨🙂🩺*no ve a Leo en la cama* ¡Por dios mio! 😲😱enfermera Dónde está el paciente? 😡😠

Stefany : En serio bueno cuando Ivá lavar ropa lo vi que se escapó 🙄😱Pero dijo que subiría al techo del edificio para esconderse😃🙁☝️🏥

Medico : está bien Gracias por la explicación 😃😉*sale de la habitación*pediré a mis otras enfermeras y mis médicos para que lo busquen arriba del edificio😡🤨👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️🏥

Stefany :*sale de la habitación*(pensamientos💭) Oh dios eso estuvo muy cerca casi me descubre😌😯💨*caminar por el pasillo*ahora tengo que darme prisa ya dar la ropa a Leo☺️🥰👔💝💞❣️💗*mira por la ventana* ya volví tortuguita 😃😊💖💕💓💝

Leonardo : vaya eso fue rápido 😃😀*se acerca a Stefany*¿Qué sucedió el médico cuando pensó que me escapé? 🤨😟👨‍⚕️

Stefany : bueno entro tu habitación y yo dije que tú estabas arriba en el techo del edificio a esconderte para tener más tiempo😄😉✨*le entrega la ropa a Leo* Aquí tienes tu ropa Lee🥰☺️👔👖👞💞💖💘💗❣️

Leonardo : muchas gracias cariño 😊😏💝💕💖*se quita la bata y se pone su ropa*

Stefany :*mirá el torso de Leo*Aww~😳😍💘💕💖💓(pensamientos💭) Oh cielos no sabía que Leo tiene pecho tan musculoso no lastimado pero tan guapo😍🥰💪💘💖💗💞

Leonardo : bueno tengo que baja rápido las escaleras Antes de que los médicos regresen😬🙄👨‍⚕️*toma la mano de Stefany con la suya*quisiera darte algo de mi agradecerte preciosa☺️😉💖💕💗

Stefany :*abraza a Leo del cuello* *bueno sé cómo darme tu agradecimiento 😊😘💝💞💘*besa a Leo en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋💖💕💘❣️

Leonardo : vaya como enfermera besas tan bien 😏🥰💞💗💓💝 Bueno quería mejor me bajaré antes de que los médicos nos vean😊😅🏃‍♂️🪜*baja por las escaleras*

Stefany : ¡Espera Lee volverás el hospital para visitarme! ☺️🥹🏥💖💘💕💝

Leonardo : Claro es una promesa que no romperé Volveré por ti mi amor 😉😘💞❣️💗💘

@inspiredwriter

[yjjungwon]

Piaaaaaa😭🫶🏻💓 about that &audition rant IKR ej’s face looked so sad about his screen time :(( the first time I saw the mv I DIDNT EVEN SEE HIM and then I was like where is baby EJ where😭 and I had to replay and pause the mv twice after to spot him. It was really saddening☹️ it was their debut mv too.

+ the members’ reactions were so adorable ugh!😭 I can never tear my eyes off harua man. All the time, every time I’m watching him I HOPE HE DOESN’T GROW UP LIKE NIKI AND remains the fluff ball he is. I’ll weep if he grows further T-T

About me now, I’ve not been doing great 🥲 I had really bad stomache and back pain the other day but it got better so I was all excited and dressed up for Christmas yesterday (bc I’m literally way too excited about Christmas even tho there remains more 22 days to it lol) and then I immediately caught a cold now my toncils got swollen THIS SUCKS😭

But I just finished uploading a fic and talking to u feels so so much better!💓🫶🏻🥹 ilysm hope you had an amazing amazing day and week my precious baby!

BYE IT MADE ME WEEP AT HOW LITTLE SCREEN TIME HE HAD LIKE 😭😭☹️ I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE MORE

BUT WAIT. BACK PAIN AND STOMACHE ACHE? FEAR NOT IM HERE TO MAKE IT BETTER 💓💝💓💘💞💘💞💖💞💞💕❣️💕💞💝💞💝💞💝💞💖💞💞💕💖💟💖❣️💖💘💖💘💓💞💕💕💝💕💞💞💝🧡🧡💞💓❣️💓💗❣️💗💜💖💖💘❣️💗💗💓🧡💕❣️💞❣️💓💗❣️💗💘❤️‍🔥💞💞💕💕💓💝💘💗❣️💖💝💖

but I feel like everyone's been getting sick lately like what's going on? Whys everyone getting sick near christmas? ☹️💔 I hope you get better really quickly 🫶 🫶

AND I JUST READ THE FIC SMMCDKKWKSKDKLW I WAS SCREAMING JUNGWON AS PEACE 100% BYE THATS LITERALLY HIM WHAT 😖💗💗

BYE MIAAAAA ILY ILY ILY DONT FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF 😠 🥰 🫶🫶

[ffriluftslivv]

ciaooo!

I also walked on heels the whole evening and I basically don't have feet anymore☺

so my evening was a complete failure, I did see sweet boy™ but I didn't even greet him well because the whole situation was so very awkward idek why, then i completely lost him in the crowd just like all my friends except my best friend I was glued to for three hours; the "party" was shit for a lot of factors and my expectations went to hell

but at least school is finally over woooooo

how was your night?? I hope you had some fun!

also i want to apologise because I always ask about your life then I never respond and I feel rude😭 I feel like responding would be too short of an ask but please keep in mind that I always read what you say, smile at my phone and resist the urge to like it or comment

sending you so much love Lu <3

-toothless💞💕💖💗🌷💘🌸

hi love!!!!! im truly SO sorry for replying this late to you😖

besties con i piedi distrutti dai tacchi, we love to see it😌 wearing heels is one of my fav things but after wearing them for several hours i wish i could walk barefeet jsjsksk

i'm sorry the party didn't reach your expectations and you couldn't speak with that boy :( but yeah school finished so let's enjoy summer as much as we can!!!💐

that night was great, me n my classmates had a great time together. the pizzata was a bit boring, but we had so much fun later when we went to sit on some benches in the middle of nowhere and played LOL aldjsksksk. we have fun just by being dumb honestly

don't worry darling!!!! you're not rude at all, it's actually very sweet of you 😚💓

hope your summer days are going well, sending you so much love and so many hugs on you way🤲🏻✨️💌

#toothless 💌 #lovely anon

[ten]

wonwoo and mingyus interactions melt me. love them both. i always wanted them to be paired up whenever they have group/pair games. ⚈͒◡⚈͒

their friendship is really cute i agree!!! 

#wonwoo: *laughs* #my heart: 😖😖😖🙇🏻‍♀️😭💖💘💕💗💖💓💞💝💖💘 #and with mingyu.... #i think u know how i feel abt him 😭💘💗💓💘💞 #asks #anon #i love talking about svt thank u for the ask hehe <333

[ohoshi]

HIII CORA I MISSED YOU !!!!!! I haven't been on tumblr for so long and I can't wait until my exams are all over. my major exams literally start tmr and kinda feeling stressed but anyways I'm here to talk about THIS

HOW DARE HE?!!! HE HAS NO RIGHT TO LOOK THAT GOOD !!! HE REALLY HAS SMTH AGAINST ME OMG HE'S REALLY TRYING TO KILL ME

idek what to say anymore like pls his outfit, his hair, his pose?!!! whoever styled him deserves a raise because he looks good‼️can you tell I'm losing my mind over this pic haha

anyways hru? I'm pretty sure I missed a lot of things when I was away like svt are just releasing so many things and there's a lot for me to catch up on 😖 they really be flooding us with content 🙃 hope you have the bestest day cora 💞💖💕💘💖

HEYYYYY MEIIIII 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I MISSED YOU 😽😽😽😽 i've noticed your absence from tumblr but you should focus on school anyway!!! good luck:( i hope everything works out for you!! but i know you can do it i believe in you <3

LMAOOOO I THOUGHT OF YOU IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SAW THE TEASERS JDGSKSHS PLS IT'S REALLY ONE OF HIS BEST LOOKS FOR SURE 😭😭😭😭 he looks so good. no wonder you lost your mind 😭😭😭 stylists really said seungkwan is our fave boy today and gave him everything DESERVE !!!! but did you see the merman concept (op2)? that one was stunning 😯

actually i love the overall styling of all members in op3 and am looking forward for hoshi to end me 🥲 i'm also super excited for whatever they had prepared because it's probably gonna be a dark concept (unless they just ignore everything they did so far and pull out freshteen?) which is my personal preference!!

i'm doing good!! a bit overwhelmed bc school started and my already busy life became busier 🥲 but it's fine so far i'm doing good!!!! if there's one svt content i 272627% recommend and you mayhaps missed is their tribal games gose!! it's soo good so funny svt in their natural habitat!! all great things <3 AND MC BOO!!!

i hope things work out for you soon BUT I KNOW THEY WILL BECAUSE YOU'RE GREAT LIKE THAT<33 love you 💞💘💓💝💗💞💖💓💞💝

#stay strong you're done with your major exams soon!! #answered #meiling 🍨

[andimsunooo]

grrrr him 😣💓💗💘💝💘 belén 😭💔💔💗💖💓💕💝💘💗💕💗 when he 😖💔💔💔 hngndnbe belén 🤧🤧🤧💛💛💞💓💝💕💘💖💗

[mahvericks]

“you weren’t a big fan of the idea of dying from such a big” this is not a cool way to die 🙄, yelena would be disappointed

“ funny how you’re going to meet your fate the same way your mother did. Y/N Jovonovich… what a joke.” me knowing it was coming: 😕. me actually reading it: 😖😭😫

“Now that wasn’t how you had planned things to go on, you didn’t want to die here- you still had to keep the promise you made to Yelena” r literally about to bleed out but still thinking about yelena 🥲

“Yelena was the last bit of humanity you had left and you couldn’t lose her or there would be no coming back “ #andtheyweresoulmates #theyaskedmeformybestsideistepbackandpointatyou

“Yelena leaned her forehead against yours” yearning hours bois

”you look like shit, John.” girlboss gaslight gatekeep queen

“She was family, your family.” ik we just got confirmed dad!john but r mentioning yelena is just 💕💗💖💞💓

“he could have some hope again but you would just keep disappointing him. You weren’t, and would never be the ideal daughter, he deserved so much better than you.” the moment: 😘🥰😻😊😚☺️👨‍👧, the end: 🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺

-😌

yelena 🤝 y/n

wanting to die in a cool way

me writing it: 🥲😭😭

r always thinking about yelena even in her worst moment so true <3

they really are soulmates 😭😭

r being the definition of girlboss as she should jskjsksjs

well yelena was always there for r so she’s gonna need some time to warm up at the idea of John being her dad 😚

wait till r talks about yelena and she’s just like: 🥰🥰🥰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕yelena💞💓💗💖💘💝

and john will be like: 🧐🧐🥺🥺🥲🥲🥲😭😭

i really said 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 with that end 😭