#HPLY WHAT

[chatonyant]

I GOT ME TWO HANBOK REFERENCE BOOKS ALONG WITH A THIRD I HAD A WEEK AGO WOOOOO BABYYYYYY

It was so hard finding good refs on cloth movements and poses in these clothes sobs this is gonna be so useful

#alp go aaa #i dont know what to say the title is cause its ordered from korean via bookstore #but its by wooh nayoung #shes on insta her art is great i love it so much shes collabed with marvel a lot to draw characters wearing hanbok #shes also made a ton of hanbok references so having the books is WOOO perfect #흑요석의 한복 포즈집 is the title with female and male versions #other book which is a guide on what joseon women wore is 흑요석이 그리는 한복 이야기 #<- if anyone who can read korean wants to know! #im so fuckin excited hply shit

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Response to reading reddit stories by smosh:

DEATHDEATHDWATHDESTHDEATHDEATHMURDERMUDERMUDERMURDERMURDWRKILLKKKILLKILLKILLKKILLLMURDERMURDWRMUDRERMURDEJRDEMJRDERMURDERDEATHHDWARHDESTHDESTHDESTH

WHHAATTT THE FUCK

#hello I’m going fucking insane #I always do at these fucking Reddit stories #but HPLY SHIT WHAT THENFUCK #FHICSKFNEKOCJCKAPEGJSOLENFWTD #WTF #🪲

[mako-neexu]

last line of swimsuit oberon to guda is "want to aim for the nonexistent bottom of the abyss together?" uh......

#hply fuck nasu what have you done

[gludgenbell]

Hey I’m that anon while back who bought that paid commission. I got that art!! it was worth the wait! but their lame excuse kinda irritated me because they keep saying they forgot about my commission. Imagine if I didn’t remind them, they won’t start the art?? like okay?? well now they finished it after I remind them every once a week lmao. Anyway, I’m so happy I got that art.

Oh gosh... Well, I'm glad you got the art after all that waiting!

This is one of the reasons I don't do commissions, I'm a forgetful person and when there's a deadline it only makes me procrastinate so while I can understand that yeah, everyone forgets at times I'm just

It's a commission... for a paying customer... and you forgot to do it... after getting payment

I hope the artist isn't tearing themself up over this because holy shit I would, I already do that with requests!

But I can imagine how stressful that was for you and how pissed someone would get after learning why it was taking so long

I'm glad you went with reminding them consistently so that they could get it done though, and I'm glad that whole fiasco is over

#bro wtf you forgot how stupid of you #Im not apart of it and Im sitting here pulling my face out of just #agitation? second hand stress? #Im not anxious Im just- holy fucking shit man they forgot?? like #I dont like to be so judgemental in the sense that Im like because Ive forgotten requests and #those experiences were horrible #to deal with the anger of who youre working for because you didn't follow up is such a horrible experience #I genuinely hate it #dear christ Im just... shit man #Im glad you got what you wanted though and Im glad it was worth the wait #gludgen responds! #hply fuck... #anonymous

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

#𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄, 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄.

🎀 asked ↺ HPLY SHIT FLAMEBRINGER HAS ME DOWN BAD. HIS VOICE. THE EDGE MIXED WITH A LOVE FOR FLOWERS... NEW SARKAZ BOY ACQUIRED /VPOS. i feel like he's either the sweetest lover or wants to take you from behind and fuck you into oblivion. there is no in-between.

cw. sub!reader, mean!flamebringer, rough sex, cumming inside (use condoms irl!!), big cock, overstimulation, dacryphilia, possessive behaviors, size kink, strength kink, hickies, blood kink, mating press, full nelson, doggy style & sex marathons. MINORS DNI!!

art credit. (please go check 'em out, art is super good!! they do have nsfw art so minors beware!!)

he's the type of boyfriend who would use you as his personal armrest, but if someone else tries it, he swings at them then acts like he didn't just try to start a fight. honestly the man is so unpredictable but i'm pretty sure he'd be less of a menace to you at the very least, letting you fall asleep on his admittedly comfy chest without voicing a complaint once. and good luck trying to pry him off of you when he's fallen asleep on you, bc that man has an absolute death grip and he's not gonna let go anytime soon.

flamebringer can and will fuck you into oblivion, his calloused hands tightly gripping your waist as he slams himself against your backside over and over. his cock spreads you open far wider than what could be considered normal, reaching so deep that you swear you can feel him in your stomach. each brutish thrust pricks at nerves that have you sobbing and babbling stupidly, erasing any figments of thoughts or cares. there's nothing to ground you, nothing to think of but the way flamebringer fucks you into the mattress until he finally cums, painting your insides white with thick creamy globs. but just once isn't enough to satisfy him — the sarkaz needs the entirety of rhodes island to know who's fucking you this good. he won't stop until his stamina has run out and he's emptied his heavy balls into you, even if you're beyond exhausted by that point.

the hickies and deep bites he leaves behind are the type that stand out like a sore thumb and take weeks to heal up entirely. all the makeup in the world can't hide the indents of his teeth against your collarbone, or the love bites decorating the sides of your neck. and that doesn't even begin to account for the mess he made on the rest of your body. his bites tear deep enough to draw blood, the pain triggering fat tears to stain your cheeks, and he watches with a primal sort of hunger when he watches you sob like that. it's gotten to the point where you've begun to become terribly aroused by the searing pain, your mind so fogged that you can only focus on the painful pleasure that flamebringer delivers. and all of it is done with a purpose, since he's got such a nasty possessive streak on him, smug arrogance filling his chest when he watches you make a feeble, and admittedly pathetically adorable, attempt at walking after he'd just finished blowing out your backside.

flamebringer's strength is the source of his fiery pride, especially since he can use it to his advantage when he wants to fuck you senseless. he can, without a doubt, fuck you in full nelson, arms hooked under your plush thighs, his self-control cracking with each warbled moan escaping your lips. mating press has to be his absolute favorite, however, since he can watch each cute expression you make and be able to crush you beneath him, snuffing out any hopes you have of attempting to crawl away from him. the position allows him to reach even deeper, his fat cock brushing against sensitive nerves that leave you jolting and desperately clinging onto him. he just finds it so cute that you're chanting his name — stupidly babbling it like it's the only thing you can even remember. and of course, each time he cums, each load will stay safely nestled deep inside your oversensitive hole. at least, until he pulls out, your gaping walls unable to keep his seed from dripping out.

keep being this cute and pliant for him and he really may never want to ever let you go. it's only a matter of time before he can truly claim you as his♡

#lati thirsts #🎀 anon #arknights x reader #arknights smut #flamebringer #flamebringer x reader #flamebringer smut

[fandomfreakraah]

Hply shit.

Tshit.This is probably the worst piece of information I've been forced to digest. First of all, please support the victims, second of all, what the fuck Alex. I find it heartbreaking that you made such a big and welcoming communith, only to turn out to be another fraud. As a person who wanted to make an au myself, I find it horribly disappointed that I have to be ashamed of both my ideas and motivation. Much like many of the accounts I follow, I'll be removing myself from the fandom. Again, please support the victims, and to all these wonderful, WONDERFUL au creators and to all of this beautiful community, I wish you all well.

Regards, Charlie.

#the mandela catalogue #alex kister #tmc #mystifying oracle

[lunar-racing]

OH MY GOD????? HPLY SHIT OLLIE THIS IS AMAZING WHAT THE FUCK???? YOUNGEST F1 DRIVER SINCE MAX VERSTAPPEN????? WOOOOO GOOD LUCK TO HIM HOLY FUCKING SHIT-

#ollie bearman #tifosi #Ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #scuderia ferrari #how is he a year older than me and ALREADY IN F1 WHAT THE FUCK #BUT CARLOS WHAT THE FUCK ON YOUR LAST YEAR WITH FERRARI

[marszstar]

WAIIIIIT HPLY SHIT. I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

DO I LIKE. DO SOMETHING OR WHAT

#hello.world

[singswan-springswan]

hply kriff?? people make art just because??? what a world

[anachronistic-falsehood]

5 (and why is it dreamstuck 👀) and also.... 50 >:]

5. What fanfic of yours should everyone have read?

YEAH. DREAMSTUCK FOR SURE. I've had so many people say they they're reading without even knowing what homestuck is and others saying that they've started reading homestuck because of it and i'm like YESS!!!! YESSSSS SPREADING THE HOMESTUCK!!!! But also another fic i would like everyone to read right immediately now is probablyyyyy Parting Words. It is the only moon knight fic i have ever written but i love it so so so much, it reads exactly how i wanted, and it's just. exactly what i wished we could see in another MCU Moon Knight episode, it's something I wanted to see in the show that we didn't get and I love it very very much :3

50. Can we get a teaser for an upcoming chapter?

HEHEHEHE >:33 i am so excited for this chapter :33 i'm gonna put this under a cut because it is Long and also contains some motherfuckin uhhhhhhh SPOILERS for ch 77 of dreamstuck so if u don't want spoilers u can turn back now but i am sooooo so so excited about this and i hope u will be too!!! this chapter is going to be called Clockwork Sorrow, if that gives u any prior hint as to what it might be about :3

==>Tom: Pester Tubbo.

-- bigmanCat [BC] began pestering nuclearBuzz [NB] --

BC: hey NB: hey whats up bossman NB: any idea where ranboo is i tried to get a hold of him but hes ignoring me BC: yeah uh BC: I came to LOFAE BC: I found him, he’s okay, just distracted NB: wait is this tom? BC: no dude this is tommy what the fuck NB: idk i guess you just feel similar your literally the same person anyway BC: uh also BC: about Tom? BC: I found him too BC: He’s kinda dead. NB: what BC: yeah like he’s DEAD dead man BC: kicked the bucket, whatever. NB: holy shit what happened BC: I don’t really know??? I wasn’t here for it but I think he got stabbed BC: buncha underlings BC: one of ‘em must have found like a sword or some shit that Ranboo left laying around? Idk but he is stabbed the fuck out NB: cant you revive him BC: nope i BC: i tried BC: he was doomed so i guess my dream self/sprite didn’t register as his or something so it couldn’t be his backup life BC: idk if it would even work for me bc you know it’s a sprite and all NB: oh man thats sad NB: i really liked him BC: yeah BC: me too NB: im sorry bossman ill be on lofae as soon as i can BC: NO BC: i mean BC: stay there BC: i don’t want you to see this you know??? BC: Ranboo and I will head back to his house and open a memo. BC: I don’t think we have a lot of time. NB: wdym BC: there’s a fourth planet in out Incipisphere, idk what it means but i think BC: i think we might need a fourth player somehow. BC: and the Reckoning’s already started. NB: hply shit NB: yeah get over there as fast as you can ill be waiting online BC: on it, see you there

-- bigmanCat [BC] ceased pestering nuclearBuzz [NB] --

You heave a sigh and lower your phone. The back of your head thunks against the tree trunk you’re sitting against. Ranboo makes another weird alien noise somewhere in his chest. You feel so, SO bad about lying to Tubbo about this, but what else can you do?

Your name is Tommy Innit, and you just watched yourself die.

Wack.

#whiskey yelling into the void #friend tag :3 #dreamstuck #HEHEHEHEHE :33 #this chapter is something i am so looking forward to posting it's gonna wreck like the three (3) ppl who r actually invested in this fic

[thatoneskullgrunt]

SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HPLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

@nameless-in-a-new-world

HI WHATS UP BUDDY???

#grunt answers #nameless

[walnutcookie]

Roguefort's lost time costume finally come home AHHHHHHHHH!

OMG WHAT . AEPAIPQWJPDNDPR CONGRATS HPLY SHIT 🎉🎉🎉🎉

#asks of madness #Still dont have it on my acc😞

[caracello]

idk what we're doing gagthering in ur inbox but does this against the inbox wall as a physical entitty

HPLY FUCKDKHDJSKKRKSKSKFKFJHSJDHDKJDJSKFJSODJSKK$&*@*=*÷(=(×*÷((÷

#OH FUCK MY FRAMED PICTURES OF A.C. VOID NOOOOOO #ask #HICHRISS HI CHRIS +)) #pandapup

[lunariarts]

whats your favorite game lately?

there are many game i love umm

i have been playing a lot of vampire survivors and listebing to music. it is a very good turn my brian off and think about how cool music is but still move my fingers and be doing something to make my brain happy game. big recommend

i got back into gg strive recently and its great i am a potenkin main i love grapplers hehe there is just something so satisfying about landing pot buster it makes me feel the emotional equivalent of how tag made me feel when i was 4 but its even better because sometimes because dc from the match before the animation ends akdjksjd

i like a dead by daylight too very recent pick up but i really enjoy playing as a killer it is tense and hard and nerve wracking but very enjoyable makes me use my whole brain in a way that is very enjoyable (i like playing hag and deathslinger and unm..i play a lil clown just because its very funny to throw the gas at people)

TUNIC ... SO GOOD... cant say anything its so good have to play it ( i still need to finish it akdjkajd but omg. hply fuck.)

still need to beat the last dlc in ds2. i have like 300hrs in this game and i still havent beaten it because ky adhd brain refuses to let me but i am so close i can smell it.

wow this ended uo being a lot longer than i meant but i love video games. They are fun and i like then a lot :3

#so sorry you said game #but i added a plural whoop #hope u are doing well casy :]

[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

my backspace works literally anywhere else except for your askboxs *askbox singular. i think you're under a wizards curse and i am being exposed for all my typos. this is like sending emails but you cant edit it and you send it too early. if i type something it is there forever i have to be very careful of what i say. tiddies oh wow if it isnt the consequences of my own actions wait hply shit i spelled consequences right????? oh my god im so smart

THIS IS SO FUNNY haha I am an evil sorcerer of Tumblr and my ask box is cursed have your mistakes exposed for the public to see. SHAME. TIDDIES. >:)

#asks tag #chrissenbun

[faerociousbeast]

omg hi friend fae my good fellow !! i should pop in more often hii !! waving at you !!! I'm doing hw rn bc my teachers all suck and dont care that the school year is ending </3 anywho !! how are you? did you drink water today? idk what else to talk abt but i really do hope you're doing well <3 maybe ill pop in again later but i doubt that </3 but !!! still, just letting u know that ily !!!!!! smmm !!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3/p

KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS hply shit it's kris. hello. hi. heyyyyyy and that's HORRIBLE i'm so sorry for your loss <//3 but i'm doing pretty well, yeah!! drank water and stuff :} i'm just really glad to see you woo ily2