#I WAS HERE FIRST

[rene-01]

I just want everyone to remember I was in @wheredidalltheusersgo dms first ✊

Just incase you all forgot that I’m superior towards you intellect beings.

#I was here FIRST

[skyward-floored]

Someone left a comment on brethren in a cradle talking a bunch about totk and I’m torn between being like “STOP STOP SHUSH I HAVEN’T PLAYED IT YET” and “wait what do you mean there’s similarities”

#look we had one commercial when I thought of this plot #we were still calling it botw2 then #any similarities are from Nintendo copying ME #<- for legal reasons that’s a joke but my point stands #I WAS HERE FIRST #rambles from the Floor #brethren in a cradle

[swedishwatermelon]

absolutely HATE IT when my fav female celebrity becomes mainstream and actual men start liking her as well

#this may or may not be about ella purnell #ella purnell #fallout #i was here first

[jjkeverlast]

i regret getting my sister into bts cause she just called yoongi her husband, and now she just started a war.

#SHE NEEDS TO SHUT UP #I WAS HERE FIRST #lati updates

[tavina-writes]

As someone who's been called Tav for years now, the Baldur's Gate 3 posts always hit me in the face like a wet fish.

#personal #i was here FIRST #but man its so weird lmao

[swaggypsyduck]

why don't u leave the real madrid tag if it bothers u so much?

#i dont wanna pull the card but #i was here first #asks #anon

[nicepersondisorder]

i have decided i don't need sleep and i will do prefectly fine without it until 10pm and won't mess up during dnd game today!

#yup. totally. #i will so regret it later lmao #☆.txt #✨ #but it means i'll be able to go to sleep earlier than usual. say. at 3am or maybe even at 1! like woah #anyway i need to buy groceries today and presents for family when we meet in two days annnnnd hmm. a bag for bleugh secret santa #did you guys know that apparently someone else wants to give them the book i intend to gift them? like bro get your own gift #i was here first #also im not going to change my gift i Dont Care. they can have two copies of the same book i dont like that book anyway #AND ALSO i dont like them

[calmmyfears]

blue monday ironically happens to be on the same day as my birthday this year and this has totally no effect on me whatsoever 🙄 i am fiiine, totally fine 😒

#i was here first #i know blue monday is some capitalism bullshit #but that doesn't make my depression go away #blue monday #it's my birthday

[hello-kuni]

my dad said he’d get me a laptop for class 🥲 he’s making such a generous contribution to the charity know as “his daughter”

#it’s about time he started putting me before his new wife #no hate to her but #i was here first #chats ☕️

[fanotastic]

Uhhh my header is a Splatoon 3 spoiler.

#I WAS HERE FIRST #splatoon 3 spoiler #splatoon 3 #i fucking love that ending #this has been my banner for years

[guardianwallace]

im calling it now, wallace is gonna get a champion alt and event and people are gonna be like “wow i didn’t know his character was this good and interesting” and im gonna be like “yeah i told you so” before pistolwhipping them and taking all their money and valuables

#i was here first

[akkpipitphattana]

sometimes i like to remind jackie that i was the original louis girl so they know their place

#i was here FIRST #liz rambles

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

People who sit next to me on a bench while I am very clearly rolling a cigarette and then proceed to pointedly and delicately cough when I light up like... my true and literal SIBLING IN CHRIST YOU CHOSE TO SIT HERE

#i did not force this own you #i was here first #you can leave at any time

[airbenderedacted]

realizing something that’s probably extremely “no duh” about a lot of the songs i personally relate to 🥴 it’s that they also match spinel a horrendous amount and eoughghhh

#WORRIED THAT IF I WERE TO COUNT HOW MANY OF THE SONG/LYRICS THAT HIT HOME FOR ME ALSO APPLY TO HER I WOULD BE REVOLTED LMASJKLBHNBMVH GBNV H #help girl help girl help girl help girl #fucked up #i was here first

[dissocialed]

The worst (funniest) thing to come about from NBC's Hannibal is that whenever I speak people presume the way I sound was inspired by the character.

#listen-- #i was here first #maybe Hannibal copied me

[vv3spa]

Do u think mo deserves more simps bc I think so bc I am one

(I'm only asking this bc I've seen alot of buzz simps and not enough mo simps and I believe he deserves more love)

FUCK no. mo's my property. go simp for commander burnside or something

#I WAS HERE FIRST #asks . #chuck shut up challenge .