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makeste · 3 years

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BnHA Chapter 310: A Tale of Two Kacchans

Previously on BnHA: Flashback!Deku was all, “hey, you know what sounds like a good decision? Abandoning my studies at the safest place in the country so that the bad guy who wants to find me and kill me has literally nothing standing in his way of doing that.” All Might was all, “I fucking knew you were going to say some bullshit like that so whatever, but I’M COMING WITH YOU and I’m also going to invite the Hawksquad to come with us, mostly so that I can steal Jeanist’s car.” Jeanist was all, “okay fine you can borrow my car, All Might, but only if you wear jeans.” All Might was all, “okay sure” and he wore jeans and also sunglasses and a leather jacket and it was pretty rad. Anyway so now they’re out there fighting crime and hunting down the LoV and stuff, and absolutely none of it is going to end well, I’m just letting you know now. But I guess we’ll let them enjoy it while it lasts.

Today on BnHA: Horikoshi is all “happy belated Kacchan’s Birthday makeste, here’s the flashback you really wanted at long last,” and proceeds to pull the old vestige flashback out of the kitchen drawer and upend its contents all over my Friday afternoon without the slightest bit of warning. OFA III is all “WHAT’S UP I’M JUST SOME GUY, HELLO,” and okay?? Hello yourself. OFA II, on the other hand, is all, “okay yeah I have different hair and stuff, but I’m like 98% sure I’m either Bakugou or his goddamn twin, I mean look at me.” Which, yeah. I looked, and he really is though you guys. Anyway though, so he and OFA II basically just showed up in the First (who goes by Yoichi now)’s prison cell one day all “HEY THERE, WE’RE HERE TO SAVE YOU, APPARENTLY, ALTHOUGH WE SEEM REAL CONFUSED ABOUT IT TBH BUT HEY.” And so they saved him, and Yoichi was all “hey nice to meet you do you want to join my super-exclusive Saving The World Club”, and so they did, and then the chapter ended lol. I would have said yes too.

oh my sweet lord?? I didn’t realize we were getting a color page this week, but LOOK AT THIS

this could have been a fucking volume cover. I’m almost mad that it wasn’t, lol but I mean fkldjslklk just look at it??! Horikoshi out here spoiling us and making sure we’re well fed since next week the manga is on break for Golden Week. well this will certainly help to tide me over. hot damn look at those colors

so now it’s raining on some dumb building in the middle of somewhere

is this where the Hawksquad has set up camp for the night? or are we actually cutting back to the League? that’d be unexpected (but not unwelcome)

ffff nevermind dammit it’s just more random citizens under attack

feels like this is the third or fourth scene we’ve had of civilians being Under Attack since this arc started. I mean no offense, but I think we get it by this point. it’s the end times, etc. etc. we’re well aware that things have gone to shit

so apparently these two guys are facing off against a girl with a mutant quirk. and she’s telling them that she’s not a monster and she was just scared, oh shit. I believe her btw, you can see it in her face

but these assholes don’t believe her at all and they’re pointing what looks to be some type of support item gun at her

you know what’s interesting, is that this kind of random quirk discrimination is the exact kind of thing PLF and the like were swearing up and down they’d put a stop to with their glorious revolution. it’s almost like those guys were completely full of shit. huh

so yeah, fortunately for this woman someone is stepping in and intervening before she can be blasted to bits by this trigger-happy asshole for absolutely no fucking reason

looks like a hero actually stepped in and saved her?? but no that can’t be, heroes are the ones that ruin everything and make everything worse, or so I understand. lol where did all of this sarcasm come from out of nowhere dlkdsjlk I’m sorry guys I just suddenly got swept up in the hypocrisy of certain people’s philosophies out of the blue idek

anyway so it is of course Deku saving her, and now he’s trying to talk thess jerks down all diplomatically instead of just kicking their asses, which is certainly a choice

MOTHERFUCKER I’M

fucking impossible to miss the real world parallels here. shit. this woman nearly died for her crime of Walking While Having A Mutant Quirk huh. and meanwhile Deku is just letting this guy scurry away and even letting him keep that fucking bazooka of his, like, ????

fucking hell she’s crying!!

lmao this chapter is actively trying to make me mad now huh. that’s some genuine righteous anger I’m feeling on behalf of this fictional ferret lady whom I only met two minutes ago. girl you are not the one who needs to explain herself here!! you didn’t do anything wrong holy fuck. everything about this situation sucks so much

fkKJKLMMMHFGH

“I’m sorry I made you upset, please enjoy this panel of tiny!floating!Deku hefting this lady’s massive beach umbrella up for her like the fucking gentleman he is” well okay then thank you sir

and JUST LIKE THAT the tension is broken and I’m entirely incapable of taking the rest of this conversation seriously because Deku’s trying to be all calming and authoritative, but now the illusion has been broken because I know he only comes up to like her knees

“well thanks again for saving me young man. I’ll leave you to it, I’m sure you’ve got more important things to do like protecting your Lucky Charms cereal from all those greedy children”

oh hey All Might

you wouldn’t have just let that guy with the bazooka just walk away to commit more attempted murders would you?? man

OH MY GOD DEKU IS IMMEDIATELY DITCHING HIM AGAIN

I ~CANNOT STAY HERE~ oh, well, sorry to keep you detained I know you’re busy

dfslkjlk oh my god

fucking told you Deku didn’t pack any food lol. it’s literally all notebooks in that bag you guys. he couldn’t just leave them all in his dorm room when he left, because what if someone tried to read them and came across one of the pages where he absentmindedly doodled Kacchan’s name surrounded by little tiny hearts oh gosh

AWWWWW

I needed this Horikoshi. thank you for this wholesome soul-cleansing interaction after all of that bullshit earlier

so now Deku’s climbing up this tall building to eat his lunchbox more dramatically. Tokoyami would be proud

and Banjou is saying that society right now is just like in The Good Old Days (read: bad old days) when quirk society was even more of a mess than it is now

which is exactly how AFO likes it, no doubt

so now Deku’s having a whole conversation with Banjou seemingly out loud lol, weird. and he’s basically saying that they don’t have any clues as to where TomurAFO and the League are hiding right now, and none of the Tartarus escapees they’ve found knew anything either

mmmmmfmhm, marge simpson noises

but you think you can?? you, alone, by yourself?? you think you stand a chance?? I just need you to think this all through a bit more kid

Deku it is NOT JUST YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ALONE, PLEASE REALIZE THIS ALREADY. YOU MAY BE THE CHOSEN ONE, BUT EVEN THE CHOSEN ONE NEEDS HIS FRIENDS BY HIS SIDE GODDAMMIT

and of course my pleading is all in vain, because he’s a fictional character who can’t fucking hear me, and also because I’m pretty sure there’s only one character who is going to actually be able to get him to hear reason here. I’ve been saying it, and I’ll keep saying it lol. so until then I guess I’ll just have to be patient

anyway so it appears we’re segueing into another flashback??? HORIKOSHI PLEASE GIVE ME SOME BAKUCRUMBS BEFORE THE TWO WEEK BREAK, I BEG YOU

dlKSDJLFKWJELKGHSLGKLEKJLFKHLGK

YES, THANK YOU, I KNOW WHERE THIS FUCKING IS LOL, IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH FINDING OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE REST OF THIS SCENE OR ANYTHING LMAO. BUT ANYWAYS DON’T MIND ME, YOU WERE SAYING??

oh my god oh my god I’m not readyyyyy, but also FUCK YEAH I AM SO FUCKING READY LOL LET’S DO THIS

YOU GUYS

I’M ABOUT TO STEP IN THAT ROOM AND YEET ONE OF THOSE FUCKING CHAIRS AT YOU ALL

NOOOOO

I’M ABOUT TO GRAB BANJOU’S GOGGLES AND STRETCH THEM OUT AND SNAP THEM BACK SO THEY SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!!! IT’S WHAT HE DESERVES!!! I’M ABOUT TO MOVE TO JAPAN AND GET A JOB WITH DOORDASH AND FIND OUT WHAT HORIKOSHI LIKES TO ORDER FOR LUNCH SO I CAN BE THE ONE TO DELIVER IT SO THAT WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR I CAN FINALLY ASK HIM “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” IN PERSON

AHHH NO EVERYBODY SHHHHH STOP TALKING!!!!

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THAT PERSON SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACKGROUND TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, OH WAIT, THAT’S ME

(」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ)

LOL THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! LOOK AT YOU!!! YOU’RE NOT KIRISHIMA OR SHINSOU OR IIDA IN A WIG OR ANYBODY LOL. YOU’RE JUST A DUDE. BROOOOO ABOUT FUCKING TIME, WHAT’S GOOD

I CAN’T SCROLL DOWN AHHHH BUT I HAVE TO BUT IT’S TOO INTENSE AHHHHHHH

I CAN SEE THE TOP OF HIS SPIKY HEAD, IT’S FINALLY THAT TIME AHHHHHHHH OKAY I’M GONNA DO IT HERE GOES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT’S HIM. IT FUCKING REALLY FUCKIGN IS HIM OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHY AM I SO SHOCKED LMAO I’M THE ONE WHO’S BEEN SAYING THIS THE WHOLE DAMN TIME LMAO. OH GOD. O H MY FUCKING GOD

well okay then sir. so are you an ~ancestor~ or a Kacchan from another timeline or so what’s your deal then

YOICHI WHO IS YOICHI

YOICHI ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT’S UP. LMAO WHO IS YOICHI

(ETA: I’m going to punch myself in the face lmao. he’s Yoichi. he, the First. that’s his name. name reveal at long last what what!!)

MORE IMPORTANTLY SHOULD I BE IMAGINING NOBU’S VOICE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE LMAO I AM ANYWAY BUT YEAH

(ETA: I actually think he’s going to end up being voiced by Nobuhiko whether he ends up being Kacchan or not, just because it fits right in with the general “identical in almost every way” aesthetic he’s got going on.)

TUMBLR HOW WE LIKING OUR ANGSTY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE KACCHAN?? EVERYONE HATED YOU SO MUCH BEFORE THEY EVEN MET YOU, BUT THEY FORGOT TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MIGHT BE HOT LMAO WHAT A TWIST

“some bright-eyed brat” oh come on. IT’S GOTTA BE HIM LOL

oh my god you all are probably TIRED AS FUCK of all my screaming but I’M SORRY IMMA HAVE TO DO IT ONE LAST TIME BECAUSE...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that face. that expression!! THE FACT THAT HE’S OUT HERE OPENING DOORS WITH HIS FEET, LIKE HOLY SHIT!! JUST ADMIT THE JIG IS UP ALREADY

and so they really are the ones who busted First out of his jail cell huh

so how did they know you were in the room?? why did they come and break you out?? and how, pray tell, did they know to get you to transfer OFA to them?? hmmmMMMMMMMM

oh MY GOD

you guys. oh my god. it’s too much. every last bit of it lines up exactly with the Bakuverse theory sdkjfj I’m short-circuiting. it’s really fucking happening oh my lord

HELLO SEXY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE KACCHAN WITH HIS SEXY FUCKING SCAR, FUCK YEAH WE REALLY ARE EATING GOOD THIS CHAPTER

HELL YEAH WE’RE GOING. WE’RE GOING FULL SPEED YOU GUYS. LMAO I’M SO FUCKING HYPED RIGHT NOW I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF WEFKJLDKFFFF

SO, EVERYONE, LET’S RECAP. -- ACTUALLY NO, I STARTED TO WRITE UP A LIST, BUT I IMMEDIATELY REALIZED IT REALLY JUST NEEDS TO GO IN ITS OWN THREAD. SO I MADE IT AND POSTED IT, AND NOW I’M FINISHING UP THIS HOT MESS OF A RECAP POST. SO NOW WE’RE BACK TO THIS ONE FINAL PANEL OF DEKU EATING HIS KATSU ALL SERIOUS

YES SIR. YES SIR, WE GOING, FULL SPEED AHEAD, WHATEVER, IDK WTF IS HAPPENING BUT YES!!

lol, anyways so as I said in my other post, mysterious sexy guys with tragic pasts are what bring us together as a fandom, so whatever your thoughts are on the rest of it, let’s just rejoice in that. it’s what we deserve

#bnha 310 #midoriya izuku #ofa prime #ofa ii #bakugou katsuki #MAYBE???#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

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Some background: Kima (halfling paladin) and Allura (human wizard) had been adventuring companions some 15 years earlier. After Vox Machina rescued Kima (at Allura’s behest) from the underdark in Kraghammer, the two rekindled their close relationship from that time in their lives. They became romantically involved (and later married). This is basically from when they’ve freshly gotten together and Allura’s topping Kima for the first time. Kima’s still been in love with Allura for all these years and is still a little bit incredulous that they’re actually together. From what I can tell from Critical Role episodes, Kima’s a badass in battle but also a little bit shy and self-conscious, especially in matters of sex and when the spotlight is on her. Hence, a bit of angsty gay shit, because goddammit, the woman she’s been in love with for years wanting to go down on her just brings up a lot of “ahhHHHHHH!” I might write a lil more intro so it isn’t *just* BAM SEX, but here’s what I have. Pls don’t judge me, friends.

Kima can hardly believe this is real. But when she opens her eyes again, she feels Allura’s unbraided golden hair falling along Kima’s own naked torso, sees Allura’s lips around her own breast, feels the warm kisses on her own nipples. It feels too indecent to watch, but Kima can’t look away as Allura gives a gentle bite to her nipple, pulls away from her breast with a kiss, and nestles her body down even lower. Allura kisses between Kima’s breasts, down her muscled torso, around her belly button, and shifts to the side to gently lick at the jut of her hips. Satisfied with the gentle moans that Kima couldn’t help making, she goes lower still, down to where she can already see how wet her lover is, and gently, teasingly plants a ghost of a kiss on her outer lips.

This can’t be happening. But it is. Allura’s blue eyes glance up as she slowly—so slowly—licks gently along Kima’s lips from her entrance up, locking on to direct eye contact as she reaches her clit and tenderly kisses it.

It’s too much. This is too much. This is too vulnerable and embarrassing and is turning her on so incredibly much and it feels selfish but also Allura seems more than happy to be down there and that thought alone makes it feel like Kima’s mind is about to explode.

Allura, not breaking eye contact, licks inside of Kima’s slit, gently kissing and sucking on her inner lips. And then, Allura has the audacity to moan when she’s not even the one with the head of this beautiful woman between her legs. Oh my god, the thought that going down on her was turning Allura on was too much for Kima.

Kima couldn’t help it. She broke eye contact, she hid her hands in her face. This moment was so raw and so real and so intimate and somehow it brought up every thought that she had about not deserving Allura’s love, about being sure that the woman from her past would stay in the past and Kima would have to get over her eventually. And the thought that Allura was here and focused on her and not even just returning a favor, but truly, genuinely, wanted to please Kima—wanted to turn her on, to make her hers, and to worship her body and taste her and make her moan—was overwhelming. She didn’t know how she could get more drunk on desire and more incredibly in love with this woman she’d been trying to hide her love from for years and years.

Allura, damn her, noticed right away. She brought her mouth up from between Kima’s legs—oh my god, her face was wet and despite herself Kima felt a flash of heat down her core—and asked, “is everything okay?”

There was a look of genuine worry on Allura’s face when Kima actually looked her in the eye again. “I’m so sorry,” Allura said. “Am I going too fast? Are you not enjoying this? I can stop at any point, absolutely no offense taken. We don’t have to do this tonight. Or at all, if you don’t want to.”

Allura seemed to look straight into Kima’s soul, something that, whenever she did it, was equal parts intimidating and absolutely heart-melting.

“No, no, I... please keep going. I’m just honestly a little bit rattled because it feels like I’m enjoying this too much, and you’re too beautiful, and, just making sure, do you actually want to do this?”

Allura laughed. So absolutely musical, so adorable. “Kima. This was my idea, remember? There is nowhere in the world I’d rather be than right here.” She punctuated the thought with another soft kiss between Kima’s thighs, and this time, Kima let herself fully experience what Allura was giving her. And god, was she good at what she was giving.

Allura licked up from the wetness at Kima’s entrance to her clit, taking her it in her mouth and sucking gently as her tongue circled around. Kima couldn’t stop a loud, guttural moan from her throat, or her hips from keening into the contact of Allura’s mouth. And Allura kept sucking and licking harder, and faster, and soon Kima felt tension building up inside her.

“Allura. Allie, I love you. Allie, I’m about to—”

Allura broke contact momentarily to tilt her head up slightly, gripped her hands around Kima’s hips, and gasped, “I love you, too. I’ve got you. It’s okay to let go.”

At those words, the expression of genuine love in Allura’s eyes, the patience and care with which she was being treated—Kima started to fall apart very soon after Allura lowered her tongue again to flick over Kima’s clit. Kima tightly gripped Allura’s shoulders, she strained her hips into her mouth, and she completely surrendered.

Her legs stiffened, her hips rolled up, and she moaned Allura’s name so loudly and so many times that she was mortified as soon as the last of her orgasm faded away.

As soon as she was sure that Kima was finished, Allura came up, wiped her mouth off, and set her head on her much smaller lover’s shoulder, gently cradling her arms around her waist.

“Goodness,” Allura sighed. “That was even better than I thought it would be. Far surpassing the dreams about doing just that that were filling my head years ago on our adventures together, late at night in that tent we shared...”

“Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Allura? You felt the same way back then? I mean, I know we had kissed a few times, but it wasn’t just me pining and wondering if it was real or the heat of battle or--”

Allura rolled over and forcefully kissed Kima, stopping her rambling instantly. Kima tried not melt into the bed when she tasted herself on Allura’s tongue.

“That might have been the case,” Allura said with a teasing wink. “Now, I’m exhausted and I’m sure you are, too. Let’s get some sleep, my love.” With that, Allura nestled her face into the base of Kima’s shoulder, gave her neck a soft kiss, and sighed. “I love you.”

Kima nestled into her girlfriend, returned her kiss with one on the top of Allura’s head, and sighed happily. “I love you, too.”

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