#I'll give you three guesses

[elastica1995]

well that just frosts my tips

#doin something stupid #i'll give you three guesses

[queen-boudicca]

Me when doing my environmental science homework, at every available opportunity:

#wish there were a class discord or a chill teacher so i could share it #fr though I'm like “oh we're talking about freshwater? hey did you know that agricultural runoff is causing accelerated eutrophication?” #and that a lot of the runoff is bc of erosion caused by the destruction of ecosystems and their vegetation that would've kept soil in place #and the runoff is mostly compromised of fertilizer and bacteria and pesticides from the agriculture and sediment from the eroded land #and that crop irrigation is so inefficient that literally 40% of irrigation water never reaches the crops #and don't even get me started on the FUCKING CORN SUBSIDIES #god those fucking corn subsidies #“hey boudicca what's the worst policy choice the us government made in the 1930s–40s?” #“was it American isolationism? maybe increased militarization? the garbage treatment of women and minorities?” #wrong! it was not stopping those fucking corn subsidies #(this is a joke obviously those other things were worse) #(I'm not actually saying this silly little agricultural practice was worse than Japanese internment don't worry) #but i AM saying that at some point they should've fucking phased out those goddamn corn subsidies #do you wanna know why California grows so much corn even though it's an incredibly water intensive crop and California is dry as shit? #I'll give you three guesses #anyway sorry for rambling my point is fuck industrial agriculture #agriculture #described

[ayseagrace2r87]

I am pERFecTly NorMAL AbOUt thIS

@neil-gaiman This is because of you. Sincerely, thank you very much for this wonderful show. But also, DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES???

#spotify wrapped #does anyone even like seeing these? #anyways #What Did This User Hyperfixate On This Year? #i'll give you three guesses #WE NEED SEASON 3 #I'M LOOKING AT YOU AMAZON #SAG-AFTRA and AMPTP better sign those contracts soon

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

"If you're good at riddle-solving,

if you make the claim

that no puzzle ever puzzles you.

Here is one that needs evolving,

here's a guessing game

that should be a snap

for you to do.

I'll give you three guesses who loves you,

who's loved you right from the start.

Not your mother

who likes to baby you so,

and not the girl back home

you used to know.

Oh no there's somebody special

who needs you.

Together or apart.

Bet you don't need three guesses

and not even two

to know that I'm the one sweetheart!"

#i'll give you three guesses #from #darling lili 1970 #i am sick #and for whatever reason the title song #popped into my brain #in my fairly restless sleep #but i recall these lyrics better #and am killing time waiting for my covid test 🤧

[lizardsfromspace]

A recipe for minutes of fun!!

Find evangelicals discussing how Women Must Be Modest and Not Tempt Men by existing near them

Say "I think instead of making women dress modestly, men who can't stop leering at them should cut out their eyes"

Watch them scream "what the hell, what kind of SICK FUCK would say something like that?"

#i'll give you three guesses who said that #religion #eyes #eye damage cw #misogyny cw

[danfielding]

#i cant stop making memes. ive never seen the goddamn movie #i'll give you three guesses as to who it is #the godfather

[skygemspeaks]

I saw a reddit post about this a while back and the responses to it as well as OP's behaviour completely shocked me so I need tumblr's response to this hypothetical.

Context:

You have a friend whose wedding is on New Year's Eve

You've never particularly liked the bride, but you're willing to go because you want to support your friend

You find out shortly before the wedding happens that there's going to be no alcohol, on request of the bride

This was not stated anywhere on the invitations

#polls #aita #i'll give you three guesses which option the op chose #nonfandom #reddit

[aq2003]

my opinion on "straight people playing gay/bi/aspec/etc characters" is that they're 100% allowed to do it without any question and my opinion on "cis people playing trans/nonbinary/etc characters" is that they can do it if they slay hard enough

#you can very likely guess who this post is about #i'll give the audience three guesses #edit: my mutuals answered it in the notes ahdksjwmfjw. anyway yeah thank you david tennant for everything you do

[mwolf0epsilon]

I have a very vague idea of what the 105th Battalion looks like in terms of visual distinction from other Battalions.

They lack any sort of paint, body mods (tattoos & piercings), or dye jobs (standard clone hair color only), since any attempts at customization got them either harassed or killed. Trying to assert themselves as more than meatdroids was a big no-no, so they adapted to it by purposefully seeking out the only kind of visual distinction among ranks that would have gone unpunished: Battle damage acquired during campaigns & physical scarring.

Not many of the scars they bare were ones they got in battle, mind you. Carno, James, Lobo and Capri simply ended up on Krell's bad side one too many times before they became more used to his behavior and methods. But, others like Bon have learned the art of Scarification overtime to compensate for the tattoo ban (It's one of few skills he can offer in exchange for favors such as goods and services).

That said, it's no surprise to anyone that the 105th's Shinies only stop being Shinies if they get scars or carbon-scoring on their armour. That is if they can survive long enough...

#star wars #the clone wars #clone ocs #Krell's Battalion #Anti-501st #105th Battalion #I'll give you three guesses as to what Carno's and James's most characteristic scars look like #Hint: Both are burn scars #both are also their breaking points

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

So

Um

How 'bout this Hazbin Hotel show?

Let's just say someone close to me hooked me up with a viewing~

I got one more episode to watch

#I predicted who was gonna be my favorite and I was right this time #I'll give you three guesses and tell me why you know it's Alastor #Actually most of the characters are pretty cool #It could have done with more episodes for the first season but I get it the show business these days are whack #I need to adjust my “2 Season Rule” for rating a show but the idea is that you wait 2 seasons to get a good report for a show #also the music slaps #And the color pallets are pretty sick #The characters are easy for me to track on screen ngl

[oddthingsndaydreams]

Blitzbee Murm AU Bee is a ribbon eel/clownfish mix Blitzwing (top) was shark inspired Blitzwing (bottom) is a spiny lobster/eagle ray mix Unless otherwise specified most AU content I have for these two uses the lobster design but shark is easier to draw u-u Huge thanks to @alienmoths for suggesting animals and plotting with me

#TFA Blitzwing #TFA Bumblebee #Transformers #Maccadam #Blitzbee #Mermay #Sketchbook #Still not happy with lobster boi his colors are still hRM but he needed to be done #Yes Blitzwing does still switch out (in both designs) no I will not be figuring out the mechanics of that #Also yes those are legs tucked up along his tail #I guess he technically has all ten lobster leggies if you count his arms and claws #It was just easier to draw three like how his treads get simplified to three #I tried to give them fish mouths too but I am not that great at fish mouths and also I forgot to do the look on Icy and Hothead heccck #Asks are welcome by the way n I'll do lore posts later

[pisshandkerchief]

#I'll give you three guesses as to what fandom these tags are for and the first two don't count

[fastcardotmp3]

self imposed emotional whiplash by working simultaneously on both my most fucked up and my goofiest video edits of all time nancytheslutwheelerdotjpeg

#i was gonna do an eddie video and now it's neither of the things #i'll give you three (3) guesses as to who demanded my attention first #dot thought

[the-everqueen]

my major problem with fanon Hob is that he's treated as universal. which a) is impossible, nothing is actually universal, there is no singular Human Experience, and b) the text (show and comix) doesn't consider him a universal. he's an anomaly in his irrepressible desire to live. he's a foil for Dream. he's one of an unspecified number of immortals who occasionally cross paths with the Endless. he's not an Everyman, he's very much the product of the world around him (which changes with time but also doesn't - a white man in an established British empire holds a certain degree of power/liberty across centuries). why does whiteness = universality? why does whiteness = Human?

#sandman #fandom discourse #this is the major difference i notice between ppl's canons around hob vs canons around the corinthian #the corinthian - esp. as played by bhol - is a horror trope #and the americana signifiers locate him in a specific spacetime even if he's older than that #but mostly ppl pick up on the corinthian's ''thingness'' #he's literally not human so there's less room to claim him as representative #i think there's possible parallels between coco and hob #(and then a Major Difference in how they're treated by Dream - for obvious reasons) #but also... #there's so many other human characters who are not afforded the same grace that fandom extends to hob #rose walker; lyta hall; jo constantine; unity kincaid #mostly they're women! and a lot of them aren't white #but rose IS supposed to be the every(wo)man trope #she IS supposed to be something of an audience insert bc she's encountering #the dreaming and the Fates and the rules around the Endless #along with the reader/viewer #why is the Black young woman not someone that fans identify with? #i'll give you three guesses...

[monstermoviedean]

day 1 of trying to let things go and be more chill. Not going great

#my boss has a presentation today but she canceled it because she made a doctor's appt #then my coworker volunteered me to do the presentation #my boss asked if i wanted to do it and i said no because of course I don't #then my boss' boss chimed in and passive aggressively suggested she uncancel #then i had to hold my boss' hand while she made her slides because she hadn't done it yet #and she asked me like three times if there was anything i wanted to present #and i kept saying no. so she just assigned me some slides #so 👍🏻 giving a presentation to an unknown audience for an unknown purpose today. guess i should just feel lucky that she isn't making me do #the whole thing by myself #so annoyed by the whole 'do you want to' thing. i said repeatedly I don't want to but if you need me to I can #you're not going to change my mind about wanting to do something #but if you put on your grown up pants and assign it i'll do it

[guestgirl-soulcollector]

I stand corrected...

I don't have an intro today, let's just get this over and done with

I kinda forgot to eat before visiting Death. I thought he wouldn't notice, it's just one moment.

Death: You good, kid?

Fuck.

Me: I'll be fine afterwards, I still have some ra-

Death: Oh no ya don't! You are going to the kitchen to get something to eat and I don't wanna hear you complain. You could find something in there. Wink.

Me:...Did you just fucking say wink?

Death: Language, also yeah.

Me: Death, you're a good pal, but you're as subtle as a colonoscopy with a chainsaw.

Death:...J-Just go, and be careful

So off to the kitchen I went. I didn't know who I was going to meet or why they would be in a kitchen or- Is that a candle

He looked bizarre, If I had any doubt that I was no longer in the real world, then this was what confirmed my fears. His skin was pitch black, juxtaposed by a white jacket and hat. On the top of his hat, a flame flickered energetically. blonde hair poked out of the sides of hat and drooped down, but it looked like it was bleached. A red apron was wrapped around his waist and neck. Two red eyes stared back at me, I couldn't tell if he was curious or infuriated.

Me: Uhhh, can I help you?

Nothing

Me: Hello?

Still Nothing, I was starting to get annoyed

Me: Listen here, I don't know who you are or what you're doing but if you have something to say-

Candle chef: Kaycee...You're Kaycee...Right?

He spoke, his voice was harsh and sounded more like a growl.

Me:...Yes, who are you?

Hell's Chef: Hell's...Chef...Are you...Friends...With him?

Me: Y-you mean Judgement Boy, yeah I guess we're somewhat friends.

He looked at me as if I was out of my mind. I got the message quickly, Chef didn't like Judge at the slightest

Hell's Chef: Be honest...What do...You see in him?

Me: Nothing, he's just my only chance at escaping this place.

Hell's Chef: Heh...Like that's ever...Going...To happen.

"Like that's ever going to happen." What does that mean?

Me: What do you mean by that?

Hell's Chef: Mother of Horusho, you're not very bright...You're...Like the rest of us here...Dead.

Me: Oh that makes- WHAT!? I-I'M DEAD!? No, no, no this must be some kind of joke!

Hell's Chef: Kaycee...Listen to me. You're. Dead. End of story.

Me: But that can't stop me from escaping, right?

Silence. I knew I sounded insane but it had to be true, right?

Hell's Chef: Whatever stops you from going insane, I guess...Look...I'm sorry, okay? But I'm going to get an earful If...I don't.

He raised a knife up and swung it at me. Instinctively, I bolted out the kitchen and headed in a random direction. I didn't expect for Chef to star chasing me and be apologetic about it, my guess is that someone told him to. Ahead of me was the storeroom, perfect, I could hide in there. I went into the storeroom and looked everywhere for a place to hide...

Then I realised that I broke the first rule of what to do when being chased by a threat: I didn't close the door behind me.

I thought I was about to die...Then, something else happened. The flame went out and I heard a clank as the knife fell to the floor. The fire must have been what was letting him move. He also dropped a lost soul, which I carefully grabbed. Then I heard someone approaching. I hid underneath the table as I saw two people, both I instantly Recognised when they spoke.

Haniwa: GODDAMN IT! YOU SAID HE'D KILL HER IN NO TIME, AND LOOK! SHE'S GOTTEN AWAY AGAIN!

Cactus Gunman: CÁLLATE HANIWA! Someone might hear you yelling.

Haniwa: I refused to believe that I thought that it was a good idea to listen to you. Why is he even in here in the first place!? He knows full well that he'll go out if he enters the storeroom!

Cactus Gunman: It probably was the girls fault, Haniwa, she probably got the idea from Judge-

Haniwa: Gunman. I heard what happened with Dr. Fritz. There a good chance that she abandoned JB after she found out.

Cactus Gunman: It is a possibility, si.

That's it for today. I...I might need a lie down

#gregory horror show #ghs #guest girl #the trial of kaycee niles #ttokn #((Chapter 3: One foot in the grave. Part 2: Dared To Cross)) #((I'll give you three guesses on how she died))