#I'm not using a tampon

[grell-sutcliffe]

Woke up this morning with my uterus lining gushing out from between my legs. We just moved and don't know where the pads are. All I have are these

#There so fucking tiny #That ain't going to do shit #Where the FUCK are my pads #I'm not using a tampon #I'd rather use toiler paper than shove cloth up my vagina #I hate periods #I know why I've been so emotional now

[ambassadorquark]

i already know about dragula btw that's what i'm referencing. i love that show bc everyone on it is like actually mentally ill they would not survive big budget reality tv. but i would watch it anyway bc they NEED to put a bitch like abhora on drag race she would start straight up biting people in five seconds flat

#beep boop #i'm also thinking about hollow storing actual used tampons or whatever in like a communal fridge #did they do that or did i dream it #not a dunk on drag race i do appreciate that some of the queens are also literally evil for no reason

[sinfulwrites]

I can´t stop thinking about Asa giving me dick treatment everytime I´m on my period, pls someone sedate me

Me too, anon, me too

God, he'd be so feral. The moment your period starts he's all over you. Never leaves you alone. Don't get me started on all the bloody handprints that would be all over your body... He'd have your blood dripping down his face and all over his chest. He doesn't even care.

He's tracking your cycle. Counting the days until he can get his cock all bloody again.

Lord help me

#asks #tampons? #nah I use Asa's cock on my period #I'm sorry

[luvxiem]

asked my work in progress boyfriend what he thought "pads with wings" meant 😭😭😭

#he then asked me if i use tampons or pads to which i said pads cuz im scared of toxic shock syndrome #and he asks #'what is that 😭 is that like being afraid ur tampons will literally electrocute u?' #he's such a himbo i'm obsessed with him #swallows him whole like a boa constrictor #sol.txt

[welcometohighwater]

if people could STOP suggesting "just wear black!" to me as an acceptable alternative to my clothing struggles, that would be soooooo great. because my hatred* of black clothes is SO immense

*hatred specifically for me. i am jealous of the goths/punks/anyone who enjoys wearing black, frankly, because in most clothing options you can find maybe three colors and also black, making such an endless playground of styles. unfortunately i feel that i have muted and soft coloring that just makes black look way too harsh on me. like, i only even buy brown mascara (when i wear mascara) because when i wear black mascara i feel like a child wearing mama's makeup

#this is about trying to find a period proof swimsuit because i've just figured out i'm probably getting my period when we're planning to go #to the beach and i do not use tampons #and YEAH OKAY i'm probably gonna get a black suit but that doesn't mean i don't hate it

[jorjin]

Also I gotta be fucking honest I crave killing and maiming and destruction like a rabid dog everytime I remember the only treatment for vaginismus and vulvodynia is related to beign able to have penetrative sex and not some actual fucking care about the person's health. Truly think vulvodynia is actually more than one issue they just overlapped into a single label

#jorjposting #are you seriously trying to convince me it's the same issue for different nerve endings and pain sensations. #also WHY are you only giving a shit about vaginismus in people who talk about it in relation to sex i swear to fucking god #y'all never give a shit about it if the person starts getting muscle cramps from it or never use a tampon #it's ALWAYS because boo hoo pp can't go in without causing excruciating pain :( #i'm about to become the joker.

[machathecat]

Just some rant about periods cause it sucks that I'll probably delete later but rn I need to let this out or I'm going to explode

#Problem is I'm an only child and my parents are divorced #And I live with my dad #And I fucking H A T E my dad #So I cannot tell anyone irl I'm on my periods because anxiety lmao #But also. You can't really take a bath when you have your periods #And if you really want to you need to use a tampon #And I only have pads so I'm forced to lay on the bathroom floor right now #Pretending I'm taking a bath because if I don't my dad will yell at me lol #Dysphoria is kicking in babyyy #i hate being afab #And I hate my family #Only people I can kinda talk about it is online friends but anxiety still make me unable to do it much #So most of the time I'm on character.ai XDD

[moon9931]

sorry I'm venting

its not that serious tho, just menstruation dont pay attention to this maybe

i HATE having a vag sometimes!!!!!!!! i HATE periods!!! i don't LIKE bleeding from my puh!!!!!!!!! i don't LIKE how it hurts like fucking hell, or how i have to use a new pad 50 bazillion times a day!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! ouch!

ripping out all of my hair!!!!!!11 agony.

#“but youve had it more than onc-” shut up!!!!! #its ANNOYING and it HURTS and its fucking YUCKY!!!! #and NO I'm not going to use a tampon!!! leave me alone!!! #let me vent about my periods!!!!1

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I keep loads of basic supplies in my car because there are so many homeless people in my city. I'm leaving the gym, and this dude stops and asks for a light. While I'm handing him my lighter, he asks if I have any water. I say I only have Gatorade right now, and move to my trunk and tell him he's welcome to anything he needs back there. He picks up some soap, sniffs it, and says, "This is all garbage. Nobody wants this," and left. And, like, I'm not sure if I need to rethink what I'm stocking my car with or if he was just an asshole.

#for the record i have shampoo. conditioner. body soap. deodorant. toothbrushes and toothpaste. hothands. dental floss. tampons. blankets. #and a bunch of snacks that have a long shelf life (granola bars. bagged nuts. stuff high in fat or protein) and Gatorade #oh and little backpack things in case someone needs something to carry shit in #like. i know the hothands and blankets are seasonal. but it's still cold. #and the rest is stuff that makes life a little less shit. #i also have travel ibuprofen packs. i forgot about that one. #but like. none of it seems usless. #it's not like I'm out here handing out 'money' that's actually a pamphlet on why jesus is cool #so I'm thinking he was just having a particularly shit day #if i could afford it I'd just give people $50 or whatever and it's not my business where that's used #but i can barely pay my rent right now so i gotta be cheaper so I don't also end up homeless #i do want to get sunscreen and rain jackets now that we're moving into spring. but money is tight... #i also thought about adding in books because it has to be boring doing fuck all all day and maybe that could be enjoyable? #i really don't know #but I'm apparently not doing it right so i need to improve somehow #not even being sarcastic about that. if I'm not doing good i need to know where I'm fucking up

[k---a----i]

I can't wait to get yelled at by my dad because I'm on my period so I can't swim in Florida <3

#and tampons scare me so I'm not using one

[agnesandhilda]

dollya irritates me lol

#bolo liveblogs #dragula is a reality tv show I know it's kayfabe I have no ill will against any of these people BUT #her behavior (at least on-camera) reminds me sooooooo much of acapella group mean girls it's unreal #''I'm so honest I tell everybody what I think. love you sis'' #<- the MEANEST girl you've ever met #also her referring to hollow saving their used tampons as an ''issue'' bugs me lol. you're WEAK you won't survive the winter

[panb1mbo]

what do you mean i can't immediately be great at everything all the time?

#this is about my vagina lmfao #i am tired of tampons n pads n trying a new thing but trying new things is sometimes hard #i am not used to that i am an overachieving perfectionist with a fear of underwhelming bitches #so when i am not flawless at something i wanna quit #also there's the impostor syndrome of being a doula right? #fuck that i have happy clients fuck that my first client was overdue n went into active labor within hrs of meeting hehehe anyway #besides the point #irrelevant #where was i??? oh yes i feel inadequate at my job sometimes bc i feel so dysphoric n out of tune with my own body sometimes that i??? #i guess i feel like everyone else can see i'm fronting and i don't know what i'm talking about n i am not good at what i do #but... if any of that were true i feel like my clients would have sm to say about me but also i would have TOO much to say abt me jfc #i already annoy myself a lot i wouldn't do this work if i wasn't built for it bc i'd be insufferable to myself bitch #dumb ass shit ☾☁️ ࣪ ִִִִִִִִֶֶֶֶֶֶֶֶָָָָָָָ⭒𓂃🐇

[spoonyruncible]

I’m following the Roe v Wade horror show like

I promise you, in this one very specific thing we are as a meaningless sidenote. No one who is anti-choice is going to go, “Oh fuck, a bunch of queers I already hate and don’t consider men can get pregnant too? We have to put a stop to this immediately and give them their well deserved male privilege.” The pro-choice camp is more mixed, sure, but they don’t matter either because we are entirely irrelevant to any part of the equation.

There is a time and a place for this discussion. There are absolutely times when transmasc voices need to dominate a conversation, where that perspective is valuable and helpful to the issue at hand. Now is not one of them. This is a legal issue where gender is irrelevant and the only thing that matters is whose body has the necessary ingredients to react with sperm in a certain way. It’s nice to hear ‘people at risk of pregnancy’ or ‘people who menstruate’ but it’s not the end of the world if some otherwise well meaning person just says ‘women’.

Basically, if I see one more fucking post that says, “Ak-chewally, it’s a men’s issue too. Ur cis villagers are showing,” underneath a thinkpiece or comment on the erosion of women’s rights I will scream and upset my dog. If I see one more person attacked for saying “This wouldn’t happen if men could get pregnant,” then my dog will scream and upset me.

So many folks out here are for real seeing mpreg jokes about this very serious shit and responding with an earnest, “Not all men!”

To be perfectly clear, I’m not talking about voicing your personal feelings on this or about how it will be bad in a specific way for trans men or how you wish you didn’t feel left out of the conversation. I mean, very particularly, the multitude of people who have decided that the single most important thing, the main dog they have in this fight, is that trans men can also sometimes experience pregnancy. It keeps reading like, “Stop calling this a women’s issue! Infertile women, trans women, and women past the age of menopause have nothing to do with this!”

#you're making us look bad #i'm legit embarrassed by how many people can't identify a joke in the wild #i'm absolutely fine with transmen reacting to the issue #god knows i sobbed my eyes out over this #but to jump into every goddamn discussion #it's not that deep bro #some things are just not about what flavor your uterus is #are trans uteri and uteri of color going to be disproportionately affected? #you bet your sweet bippy they are #but this shit right now is derailing and causing infighting #don't roll in like oh now the cis white lady is gonna cry cause her rights are being taken away #don't #this isn't a misery contest #it's also not really helping anyone at all #transmen not getting proper prenatal care is a serious fucking issue #or not being treated for ovarian cancer #or even just not having tampons/pads in the men's room #but stop throwing a fit over it being called a women's issue #how is it not more stressful to go on multiple rants about how you can get pregnant and it would make you so dysphoric you'd kill yourself? #that seems more stressful to me #like maybe calm down #have some tea #have some t #i did not mention non binary people #but i also haven't seen anyone bring up non binary people #this goes for them too #but they seem to be staying in their lane on this #roe v wade bullshit #don't reblog #i do not want this escaping to wider tumblr

[loversandantiheroes]

Trying to give From a shot and see if it perks up and this yuppie dude seems to think the un-leavable town with a nightly monster problem is an elaborate escape room set up by his boy/friend (tbh I'm not clear but I'm guessing), and of all things he's trying to look smart by pointing out how it's a "bit of an oversight" that they have fresh eggs and milk and such as if chickens are a thing that do not exist in rural areas, while completely glossing over the fact that this podunk middle of nowhere flyspeck of a town that has been cut off from the rest of the world for god only knows how long still has fresh coffee at the diner.

#and yes this thought brought to you by my tlou brain musings #and the fact that I cannot believe people were still actively using/consuming some of the 20+ y/o goods laying around #like you know that coffee joel picked up from frank's place tasted like stale ass and sawdust #shit's so old even the rancid's dried off of it #your fucking beans are mummified #not to mention that old-enough-to-drink-legally box of tampons ellie swipes #like honey baby sweetie pie the apocalypse is no time to flirt with septicemia #and then throw the chef boyardee for a li'l botulism on the side #anyway I'm way the fuck off topic now lmao

[laurelindebear]

Are there any good makeup advice places where someone who actually knows about this stuff will show you what colors and textures and finishes are going to suit you without just trying to push you into buying a load of stuff you don't need? I'm lost and I don't know anyone to help me. Most of the guides I see are for people who are a lot younger, people who are happy to spend a lot of money on products, and people who have a lot less...problems to fix. I wear makeup about 1-2 times a year tops so while I'm not against splashing out, I'm not buying 50 million things because they're gonna get used once and dry up.

#personal #makeup #so tired of having to figure everything out on my own and teach myself things #I know I'm being whiny but #at work it's a constant stream of 'am I really having to just figure this out and make decisions on my own without guidance?' #'yeah I guess I am' #since I was little I had to teach myself how to swim #the sign language alphabet so I could understand my friends using it #how to use a tampon #most of the sewing I know #almost all my computing knowledge is self-taught #I'm a whiny little tearful PMS baby today but I want a mom #I want someone who can show me what to do instead of just muddling through all the time #I want someone to go shopping with me and be honest but helpful

[mac-mcdonald]

are u a fucking pad girl???no hate but like. are you embarrassed

no hate but like. are you a fucking child what kind of question is this? why would I be embarrassed? who gives a flying fuck what I use when I'm on my period

#no wonder ppl who use pads feel pressured to use tampons when yall act like this #like Jesus christ who careesssss #I personally used to use tampons but now I'm uncomfortable using them? end of story