#Where the FUCK are my pads

[grell-sutcliffe]

Woke up this morning with my uterus lining gushing out from between my legs. We just moved and don't know where the pads are. All I have are these

#There so fucking tiny #That ain't going to do shit #Where the FUCK are my pads #I'm not using a tampon #I'd rather use toiler paper than shove cloth up my vagina #I hate periods #I know why I've been so emotional now

[skellydun]

looked at a house that might be my house today 😯🫣😎

#idk how the fuck u tell but i was like oh i could paint this and put my table here and my cat could sit here and i did not feel an ounce #of stress. the only issue is its street parking and close to the neighbors bc its city living 😞 BUT its 1 5 minutes from downtown like the #commute babes!!!! and there's room to put a parking pad in the back eventually #AND IT HAS AC!!!!!!!!!!!! which is such a small thing but all the houses i have seen have not 💔 #but no dishwasher :( #it has THREE decorative fire places and built in shelves and stained glass windows!!!!!! and an enclosed porch #but i HATE when they paint old wooden stuff white like girl the character where is she #i will find her

[markscherz]

Hello sir! Please behold this handsome creature I espied at my workplace, a botanic garden in the Washington DC Metro area. Nothing rare or special I think but very comfy.

That is indeed a comfy-looking bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeiana)

#frog #frogs #frogs and toads #Anura #Lithobates #Lithobates catesbeiana #I have to check how to spell that one every fucking time #down by the banks of the hanky panky #where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky #with a flip flop fippity flop #leap off a lily pad and go #kerplop #apparently those are the correct lyrics #the ones I learned as a kid were VERY different #where’d my ‘eeps ipes opes oops’ go‽ #I am shook

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im devastated. i got a microwaveable curry from costco and. its not good. Why

#I JUST WANT FLAVOR. PLEASE. THE LACK OF SPICES IN MY LIFE RN- #i didnt see that the label said 'mango' #and its unexpectedly peppery #two flavors i Do Not Like! #which is deeply unfortunate bc i can taste how good it is Under those two prevailing flavors! #i wasted rice on this.... #i thought i was about to have a decadent as fuck breakfast... #now im just sad! i miss having access to so many different places for the occasional takeout... #no thai... no indian... no chinese... no korean... no japanese... no mexican... #im Suffering out here. i can go get subway or mediocre burgers. thats pretty much it #cmonnnn american cuisine tends to be so fucking bland.... i want Flavor... where is the Flavor.... #my taste buds are crying. they're sobbing. they are Wailing #absolutely unprompted #ive started to daydream about all my favorite restaurants ive been to #brazilian barbeque... shabu shabu... my beloved chinese takeout location... korean bbq... roadside tamale stand... #farmers market bao vendor... french bakery... the place with Banger pad see ew... the sushi restaurant with awesome bento & veggie rolls... #the boba store with delicious dragonfruit bowls... mall mongolian bbq... hibachi.... tea houses... many many more... #MAN IM MAKING MYSELF SO HUNGRY #nothing in this house or in this town will satisfy me #one of my great loves in life has been taken away! Flavor! delicious food! Where Is She!

[neverbelessthan]

I just read someone’s hot take on ‘the mermaid scene’ being ‘peak cringe’ and I just-

Sweet, sweet human. That’s Ed’s psyche you’re taking about. My dude is having his life flash before his eyes in the most beautiful little heartbreaking s1 montage, and if that’s how he wants to picture Stede coming to redeem his lonely fucking soul - as a glittery goddamn tits-out merman, then that’s HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS.

#like how #I don’t get it #also the fucking HIPS on that man am I right? (I’m right) #I mean I get it - it’s silly but then also consider that ITS NOT AND GO AWAY #don’t be kink-shaming my man #if he has a merman-Stede fantasy bouncing around in his psyche just ready to go then good for him #also I don’t know how you can be cringing during this scene with the fucking acting by the two of them like #MY HEART #anyway clearly I have some issues #‘some’ lol #but no fuck off actually this entire end sequence is magical I’ll fucking die on this hill come at me #things that will be playing on a loop rent free in my brain while I try to go about my life doing normal adult things like grocery shopping #and studying and having casual conversations #I’ll be like ‘wow those red capsicums have gotten pricey I wonder if it’s a shipping thing?’ #or like ‘yeah I see what you’re saying but I don’t think Nozick’s views on identity and property have the level of overlap you’re assuming’ #and then suddenly my whole brain will just be the image of Stede’s face when he stops on the stairs and stares at Ed’s body #and I’ll be wondering why I can suddenly feel the supermarket floor tiles with my face #and what’s happening? why am I in this white padded van? #where are we going?! #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers

[horrorlesbians]

idk if there are any actual good true detective season one fics but if they are send them my way i need more of it

#🦌 #need to inject season one in my veins #unpopular opinion maybe but unlike will/hannibal i can't imagine rust and marty acting out romantic feelings towards each other #the closest i think they could get is bachelor pad codependent living together where they act like a married couple but never act on it #there is a feeling of annoyed companionship between them but i don't think either of them would be honest enough to date or even fuck #but who knows a good fic could convince me otherwise

[fellhellion]

90s run PAD has this rlly annoying trend where he very often write a female character being in love w miguel and suddenly her entire character shrinks down to the scope of what drama this provokes and it's near continually in service to the narratives of men (Gabriel and Miguel interpersonal drama for example). even when there are actually interesting things to be mined from this angle like w lyla its like. this is a pattern w you dude.

#my GOD we lost kasey nash in the wars skdfhjkdshfkjs #like. it sucked. the fact she goes from a revolutionary to primarily a wedge between gabri and miguel SUCKS. #for some reason its like folks pretend PAD also literally wasnt writing the kronom arc where character assasination is happening #left and right to prop up dana as a martry. when like he was literally just writing that. #like im sorry i love the 90s run too and i have a lot of sympathy for the strain the team wouldve been under while corp bullshit was #exploding above their heads but like. the fact PAD appears to like. just not be fucking bothered to explain what #danas thought processes are flipping from one belief to a wildly opposing one is just bad and tbh LAZY writing #and this is happening dozens of issues before the worst irl circumstances for the team even cropped up #tunes talks critical #can u tell im on my period lmao #tunes talks 2099 #like even regarding xina. i think she escapes the worst of this writing treatment from PAD but like. the fact that the dimension PRIMARILY #explored in the text w her is around her relationship w miguel is honestly really disappointing. i LIKE that dimension yes but there is so #much more to explore with her! does she have friends outside of miguel (and if not does this tie into her apparent isolation from alchemax) #how does xina operate as a relatively independant and implied self employed individual in this world of corp monopolies #she CARES about the truth and fighting back against false narratives spun to consolidate power and profit so how does this extend into her #normal life? does she know about downtown when education wise this seems to be something utterly ommitted? what does she think about it? #what kind of hope did she hold regarding angela's work? #if she believes miguel to still work at alchemax why is this not a point of conflict between them? does she fear losing him? did she give #up trying? etc etc etc there are SO many compelling dimensions to explore w her and the text keeps them #largely sublimated to background details in the art. or what we can interpret as sublimated conflicts the characters dont want to address #but in terms of what is in the TEXT i want more. i want more as someone who really loves this fucking thing lmao

[chiangyorange]

who is karai's favorite person to hang out with in the bad future?

April O'Neil herself!!!! :]

dont get me wrong she adores everyone in the fam!!!! (the remaining ones that are still kicking it that is) but there is something so relieving about spending time with oneil

(looking at blue makes her think about her own position as the founder of the hamato and it hurts.) (angelo, while absolutely wonderful in conversation, has that idolizing glint in her eye that she cant help but lean away from only out of pure instinct. sure you can argue that oneil is going to have that same idolization but karai senses herself in her. aka that possession thing? yeah karai feels that) (shes a little wary of tello only because she went straight from the fucking 1500s to scifi apocalyptic future and tech,,, scary.) (casey jr reminds her too much of her son, especially how young he lost cassandra and it being a reflection of what she has to do before the twilight realm.) (raphael and splinter are already gone)

and i can imagine that karai sees a lot of herself in april in general. being a person with leadership in a war so much bigger than herself but fighting it anyway because its just whats right. if she can fight and help people out why wouldn't she fight it?

sound familiar to you? (it should it should very much so sound familiar because THATS JUST KARAI BABEY)

#cbabe asks #using the names im going to be referring the future fam in this bc i might as well drop em lmao #its not gonna be another wmas situation where its in fic 'ayo wtf do i call you' in the fic #theres not going to be a lot of 'padding' #i need it streamlined beforehand cause theres a lot of time bullshit in this so. more plot drivin me thinks #also im going to be pulling a lot from my other fic 'until then matriarch' but i dont think im going to link it in this one i dont think??? #the vibes and some facts for karai are still going to be the same for both backstories of karai but cbabe is its own separate thing #ill reference utm now and again??? maybe??? idk we'll see #i dont plan on making much emphasis on karai backstory other than her son bc. obviously. thats her fucking son #tldr saki still exists and i love him so

[pepprs]

ok i survived yom kippur. but it took every single scrap of strength in my body and i’m not completely better yet

#purrs #food #ask to tag #got my period thursday… bad cramps friday and saturday to the point where i had to go home early saturday (we were working lol 🤪)…. woke up #sunday with a. headache that got worse and worse throughout the day… 5-6 hours into the fast was in agony and felt like i was going to **** #so i… broke the fast and ate something at like 1am. then woke up in agony at 5am and then again at 9am and had a breakdown / fight with my #mom and then spend the whole rest of the fast deathly nauseous and my head hurting worse than ever. broke the fast an hour before everyone #else did (only ate a tiny bit) and then during the fast breaking dinner i started freaking out bc eating wasn’t making my head hurt less so #my grandpa told me to go lie down with a heating pad on my head and i did and slept for like 2 hours and it helped. finally feel better but #my head still hurts faintly and im scared it’ll come back. also i didn’t do my homework and missed class today to fast so im fucked #ive had headaches like this before but this is the worst one in a LONG time. it wasn’t a migraine bc those are in one specific spot iirc but #this was like… my ENTIRE face and the source of the pain migrated from my jaw to my temple to the bridge of my nose to the back of my head #etc etc and it kept moving around and was so sharp i didn’t even have the strength to open my eyes or walk around. and i think it was making #me interpret hunger as nausea. also i took my temperature bc i was flashing hot and cold and was like 2 degrees under normal body temp and #felt so weak and shaky and had body aches too. lol 😍 hpefully the worst of it is over but my head still hurts a little and im so scared itll #happen again. that was by far my worst fasting experience ever #delete later

[toytulini]

they should make more songs about rats i think

#toy txt post #like just Literally About Rats. or even rat monsters or smth ill accept that #starving for rat songs #songs that are Actually About Rats and not about like. elon musk #dont get me wrong that one is a great song im just bitter cos its named rat and has nothing to do with rats #Kreacher by bridge city sinners understood the fucking assignment. perfection #no other song goes so fucking feral. beautiful. NOW IM THE RAT INSTEAD #other songs that understood the mf assignment: #chip by the real mckenzies #rat queen by the mountain goats #RATS by louie zong #but 4 songs aint enough to properly make my Rat Playlist even if i pad it out with ratatouille and stranger things s2 #WHERE ARE THE RAT SONGS. WHERE ARE THEY. STOP SINGING ABOUT LOVE GOD SHUT UP. #SING ABOUT RATS AND OR WORMS. PLEASE GOD

[anthyies]

the worst thing in the world is my top 7 most read comic writers

#esha.txt #in order: Peter David / Chris Claremont / Chuck Dixon / Karl Kesel / Fabian Nicieza / Jonathan Hickman / Geoff Johns #it’s not MY fault my faves are trapped in bad comics. #pad is because of xfi (bad) and yj (good). Claremont is fine I’m an xmen guy. #CHUCK FUCKING DIXON I NEED TO FIGHT HIM. SAME SENTIMENT WITH GEOFF JOHNS!!!! #i have a funny relationship with nicieza where he wrote a ton of early ricstar <3 but also I dislike the hit list arc of Red Robin so much

[milo-is-rambling]

I need to take an aleve and an allergy pill and then get sooooo high immediately and then roll my back and try not to cry and then maybe get some sleep if I can get comfy enough

#: ( #chronic pain thing when you feel good for a few days and then something small trips u up like sleeping with the wrong pillows and then your #whole neck jaw back shoulders hurt and bc you felt good you accidentally over do it (walking outside four days of the last week) #I want to cry like omg my neck hurts so bad 😭😭😭 it’s that jaw shoulder neck pain where I can’t look back over my left shoulder all the way #without feeling it go down my shoulder blade #and I get headaches bc my jaw and neck is so tight it’s so miserable #but also I feel good cause this is the first time in a few months I’ve had a bad flare like this #all bc I slept with the wrong pillow I feel so stupid 😭😭😭 #one fucking pillow wrong and my neck hurts for a full day and affects all this other shit gahhhhh this stupid body im in !!! #I want to walk and exercise and go outside and do all the healthy happy things but my body just hurts me in return like whatam I doing wrong #whatever at least I’m set up with my chronic pain shit. I’ve got the massage cane and the foam roller and the heating pad and the ice pack

[hylianengineer]

Things I hate about having a menstrual cycle: waking up from a nightmare at 3am in a puddle of my own blood.

#man fuck this entire weekend honestly #it's been nonstop chaos so far #i was not expecting to bleed this heavily with the bcp but i guess it is my first period in 2 years #hylian rambles #menstruation #also where the fuck did i put the good pads #haven't needed em in a while now i can't find anything

[cinna-bunnie]

nooo im all caught up on my manhwa and now i have to actually do something else

hell world

#*scoffs* as if i don't have a bunch of other comics and some video games lined up #BUT!!!! 😩 u know when u get sucked into something for weeks or a month then u finish and face The Void #yeah lol. it's still going too ૮ – ﻌ–ა I'll try 2 keep up #i been rereading Tower of God for a while tho 😹 it's sooo good. #it's rly funny it just has the one season animated because this is one of those cases where you TRULY have not seen anything yet #i assumed there was just enough material for like one or two more seasons but oh no. lmaooo #it's like ~12% of the story and there's hella seamless time skips bc doing things actually takes a realistic amount of time lol #so there's still A Lot to explore. i already liked it but i found it a lot more enjoyable the second time around 0: #“takes a realistic amount of time” ← it is seamless bc u do not have to necessarily see or follow them thru this time #u can just b at the result sometimes. the pacing is always p good tho. it never rly feels like it drags on longer than it needs to #except maybe the last like 50-100 chapters bc the artist needed to take it easier‚ which makes for some good long visuals #but they do kinda feel like padding for the story that drag a bit before getting to the point #but this is after being absolutely spoiled for like 560 chapters which are long as fuck themselves. the scrollbar is like 1-1.5mm 😩 #on top of it moving fast and staying interesting like berserk does. kinda stumbling frm one thing to the next but #yeag :3 yayy it was very nice and i will be referring back to it a lot as a means to keep up w the story and to practice my drawing

[pissywiser]

pulled an unconsenting all nighter , itd 10 am im feeling bright hapy cheerfula and most of all i am eepy. and i had a oone (1) cup of tea . (i need a shit )

#i was late to the film because i thought the party was today #and it was yesterday #and i never actaully figured that out until birthday boy texted me saying erm alex where are you .. #so i had to sprint to get a bus to get to the cinema #forgot ihis hilarious birthday card face palm #and i tried my very hardest to sleep but i was so boiling hot and my friends were on tiktok right by my ears .. :( #anywway it was great actual y we watched saw whcih was great #had a colin the catapillar rip off cake (tesco verison) that we dripped candle wax on and had to eat around ( i did anyway hope others did #the same hands clasping togetehr emoji) #and the most disgusting i think vodka? it was hazelnut it tasted so fukcing bad #this guys brought it in a fucking reusable water bottle and we put dr peepper in multilple times to try improve the taste #whixh eventually made a difference but there was so many of us and i dont think anyone was that drunk sadly #there were some beers but the y got guzzled pretty fast early on #anwyas im fucking thrashing my spanish homeowerk rn #the walk back home was so lovely bc its finally getting cold here and teh sun was shining??? unheard of .. englad n what the fuck .. #earliest ive had breakfast this holiday before 10 o clock holy fart #oh i got a cd!!!for christmas that i did get from a nother friend but idc its differenvet verions and it eats so #oh and my period started whichc was so typicall #had to borrow the only pad in the bathrroom cupboard sorry pookie #this ismy diary basicallly #i will not show my teeth too quick !!! rock on #strokes refernce ! nerd emoji finger sticking up oemji

[thermesiini]

i always read labels clearly and buy the intended item

#fuck my stupid baka life for real #on top of fragrance being incredibly offensive to my sensitive and delicate sniffer #it’s also really bad for your COOCHIE. #i’m so mad at this. can they made grocery stores and packaging easier to visually process. #literally the deranged and fucked up evil world we live in where scented pads are normal can we all die already. can we die. #sorry i’m just mad bevaouse i wasted my money..i need a drink.