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#Incorrect Spy x Family Quotes
philosoforger · 1 month
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skully-and-co · 1 year
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Yor : *treating Anya's wound*
Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^
Loid : /overhears/
Loid :
Loid : Frankie.
Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Frankie : Say no more, bish.
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foxtamer113 · 2 years
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Anya: uh, I think I got your lunch, mama. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Loid <3’*
Yor: Ohh, yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
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fandomcentralsstuff · 7 months
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thatbitchyoulivewith · 6 months
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Kidnapper: We have your daughter.
Loid: No, we have you.
Kidnapper: Wha-
Loid: Yor, kick down the door.
*distant sound of a door being forced off its hinges*
Yor, charging in: GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER YOU FUCKING SCUM!!!
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Damian: when I was six I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a note that said "get out of my school"
Anya: THAT WAS YOU??????
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nonoel-28 · 11 months
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Frankie: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'.
Loid: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Frankie: Fuck you.
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geminithetwins · 2 months
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Anya: Here's this leaf I found on the road.
Damian: Oh gosh what do I do she's professing love for me omygosh how do I politely reject her AAAAAAAAAAA
Anya(reading his mind): Sy-on boy must really love leaves, seeing how he's been screaming for the past 5 minutes.
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Next day Anya brings her a SACK of leaves.
Damian: What the heck.....
Anya: Hehe. World peace.
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animakemyday · 2 months
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Damian: I identify as morosexual, which means I am attracted to morons and only morons.
Emile:
Becky:
Ewen:
Damian: Anya once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight
Later
Anya: Hey scyon-boy, what kind of animal is the pink panther?
Damian, already taking off his clothes: Anya, you are so fucking stupid
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dumbfandomaccount · 1 year
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Loid: I’m glad you’re getting along with Damian. You should hang out with him more.
Anya: Papa, it’s been 40 years. Operation Strix was a success, the cold war is over, and you are retired from spy work. Scion boy and I are all grown up and married with children of our own.
Loid: That reminds me, I need to make cookies for my grandkids. For the sake of the mission, of course.
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manikas-whims · 2 years
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Future married Damianya be like...
Damian: You're an idiot.
Anya: I'm your idiot *points smugly at her wedding ring* FOREVER.
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philosoforger · 2 months
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skully-and-co · 5 months
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Loid : *just woke up groggily in the hospital after a mission.*
Loid : Anya...? Where... Where is Yor?
Anya : Who do you think gave you that heart, Papa?
Loid :
Loid : *realises and tears up* No...
Anya : LOL joking. Mama is in the bathroom.
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foxtamer113 · 1 year
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Anya: I’ll add on to your “a” to make “at”.
Yor: Okay, I’ll add on to your “at” to make “rat”.
Loid: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.
Yuri: [flips the table]
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fandomcentralsstuff · 8 months
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Loid: i would do anything for you. you want the moon? i'll get it for you
Yor: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleeping schedule
Loid: I will not
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Yor, sliding a ring onto Loid's finger: With this ring, I pledge myself to you. I love you Loid Forger, Twilight, [REDACTED].
Loid, tearing up and not knowing how to process this: ... This is a Ring Pop.
Yor:
Yor: *sucks on the Ring Pop while it's still on Loid's finger*
Loid, flustered: O-oh, god.
Franky, unfortunately in the room: ARE YOU SERIOUS, TWILIGHT?! THAT'S WHAT TURNS YOU ON?
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