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mittenslikescats · 2 months
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Wdym this isn’t what happened in DR?
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theo-grayson · 2 months
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playing the our life dlc for the first time. .. . ohbg.. . .
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oatbugs · 1 month
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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queseraphita · 5 months
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Lies of P could exist in Yoko Taro's Drakenier universe, and no one would even notice it being anywhere out of place
*smacks my string conspiracy board*
WHITE CHOLORNATION SYNDROME
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blueberry-boyfriends · 6 months
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So a fun new thing about me is that I get full-body trembles when I’m really horny now 💀
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faeymouse · 4 months
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Athelstan: “The Vikings/Pagans have no art”
Dude have you even seen Ragnar’s sick raven tattoo that keeps getting more intricate the more character development he has, or are you just too busy staring longingly into his big blue eyes to notice
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mistsofavalon13 · 7 months
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i need you all to know that i’ve had seabird by the alessi brothers in my ofmd playlist since last april, and the euphoria i felt when it played in 2x04 was nigh unmatchable
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borkb · 3 months
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I WAS LOSING MY SHIT HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK I FEEL SO BAD FOR PEPITO 😭😭😭😭😭 I DIDNT KNOW HE WENT THROUGH THAT THATS SO FUCKING SAD
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coconut530 · 4 months
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*vibrates at the speed of light* ❤️💜💙
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theokusgallery · 4 months
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you ever receive a comment on AO3 that makes you visibly shake with a happiness you didn't know you were capable of feeling
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fluffypotatey · 7 months
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i am trying to watch the pjo teaser with childish joy but now i need to hold in my giggles because....riptide???? y'all slowed down riptide???? YOU REMIXED RIPTIDE INTO A DRAMATIC TEASER SONG???? THE "BABY COMING DOWN TO THE RIPTIDE" SONG??????
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maretriarch · 7 months
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been too high at work lately bcs who even cares what happens anymore. its bad its actually kind of scary how you can completely coast on in life very baked and letting the days pass you by no one ever stops and tells you no. you dont even have to be on drugs for this to happen it just makes the minutes pass in a way that feels less like a slow agonizing root canal. im losing straight up years. bro did I say kind of scary i meant very scary im scared right now
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sibillascribbles08 · 11 months
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Lou Jitsu died.
He perished in the Battle Nexus, but that wasn't the end of it. An alchemist, Baron Draxum, not only revives him but uses his DNA to mutate four turtles in the process. The person formally known as Lou Jitsu decides he hates both of these ideas.
So he takes the turtles and runs, only to quickly learn that being brought back from the dead does not come without some new iron shackles, forcing him to do some things he would really rather not.
In truth he'd rather not stay at all, but he has four boys who need him, and as long as they do he refuses to leave the mortal plane.
Unfortunately it's not all up to him.
Hahahaha hiiii..........
Mind the tags on this one
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jacqcrisis · 8 months
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How many people in Caleb's life probably (or definitely) know about his sexuality?
So Caleb's social groups are split into two seperate networks that do not cross. You got the side intersecting with Zeke and his circle of devils and the blacklisted and then the side with people Caleb is supposed to be hanging around with, like his family, friends, other witches who are Acceptable and Good.
So on one side, you got Zeke, Big Moe, Ashley, Jade, most of the cooks at Majories....pretty much anyone who knows Zeke and Caleb knows they're in a situationship and then some, thus bringing about the assumption Caleb is at the very least bisexual. Not because Zeke is blabbing about it, but because Moe is a gossip queen.
And on the other side? There's probably some raised eyebrows at times when he's talking about lifting or some athlete or when someone of his specific type walks into the room and he gets weirdly distracted by it, but there's no actionable evidence to back it up. His classmates and supervisors don't care enough to start speculating, the Boys would say it's wishful thinking, and Caleb's family just shrug these things off if they even noticed.
For who do concretely know in that circle, well that would just be Brittany. Though that number is going to rise here very soon.
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honeylover · 1 year
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guys it's almost 6am and I thought it was a good idea to drink 2 cups of baja blast after midnight when I haven't drank mountain dew since I was a teenager and I am fucking WIRED. HELP.
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