#MOMS GONNA KILL ME 😭😭😭

[amxrany]

HE IS FINALLY HEREEEE

I AM AWAKE, ALIVE, MY PORES ARE CLEANSED, MY GRADES ARE LOOKING GREAT, MY LIFE IS AWESOME

The pin also came in too, which was unexpected BUT I GOT A LITTLE ROLLO DRAWING IM GONNA CHERISH IT FOREVER (and a little Rook)

I bought the pin from here, I would definitely support the seller; the stuff came surprisingly early and well packaged. You can also check out their social media accounts as well (@/mangosqueezys for insta and @/mangosqueezy for twt)

And now I have one thing left to do

#rany talks about twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #malleus draconia #rollo flamme #YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WILL ARRVIE TOGETHER AND I ONLY HAD MONEY PREPARED FOR MALLEUS #MY MOM WAS SO MAD AS TO WHY SHE HAD TO PAY FOR THE PIN AND I TOLD HER IT NOTIFIED ME ON SHOPEE BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THE APP 😭 #almost got my ass beaten but i paid my mom for the pin #gonna lay low on shopee since im broke and my mom will most likely kill me if i buy more merch

[sadisticyouko]

there is such a HUGE sense of relief in being able to pay bills and set aside rent on time 😭😭😭

#just for background info my last job messed up and didn’t pay me my last 2 weeks paycheck #so I’ve been DYING !! #had to ask my mom for help which is extra … horrible considering #I’m not good with my parents #but I really needed help so I managed to make it to this paycheck and omg it’s such a HUUUUGEEE relief 😭😭 #I thought I was gonna have to ask for extra money to pay my credit card cox bill electric AND half rent and omg #I thought she was gonna kill me but THANK GOD for this paycheck 😭😭 #I’m still owed the last one from my previous job but this month we get 3 paychecks so I can afford to moderate my stress level on that one #omg life has been so hard SORRY FOR VENTING #and then with that paycheck I’m basically gonna hand it over to her to pay her back #bruh this month has been horrendous but I think the struggle is finally coming to an end 😭🙏 #I just wanna be financially secureee 😭 #sadisticyouko rants #not writing

[anonbinaryweirdo]

HELP MY GLASSES BROKE AGAIN

#my mom gonna kill me😭

[gwyoi]

Fml guys you have to rent campgrounds I literally . I have to stay up on 9/7 so I can rent a camp ground for 9/21 FML

#gwon #no cell service my mom is going to kill me out there in that park djsjcovjdjgo😭 #NO SHOWERS EITHER LIKE GIRL …. #I’m gonna bring 3 portable chargers too.

[nataliewaitegf]

literally hell on earth that i have an appointment ive been waiting on for 3 months today & my head hurts so bad i can barely sit up

#it’s a 90 minute drive plus the appt plus they said an estimated half hour of paperwork im gonna die😭😭 #my mom’s driving me at least but 3 hrs in a car is gonna kill me . jesus #🤍

[todayisafridaynight]

Do you think Aoki's going to spend 6.8 quintillion years in Buddhist Hell instead of 3.4 because Arakawa was both

i think he gets 3.4 but only on the technicality he didn't kill anyone directly otherwise Yeah 🥰

#snap chats #do you think thats a thing thats judged in limbo #like youre just waiting anubis's weighing your heart or whatever (ik we're talkin buddhism but bear with me) #and its just like 'ok /i/ didnt inflict harm on the flesh alright. i just told someone else to do it. and then they didnt even do it.' #LIKE YOU THINK LMAO NO IMAGINE THE FUCKIN JUDGE LOOKIN AT THAT SHIT #like 'i mean TECHNICALLY you didnt do anything but you still called for it..... and it still happened... on coincidence...' #second-degree-murder type of charge in the afterlife im fucking cackling 😭☠️☠️☠️ #BUT IN REALITY WHAT THE. WHO CARES BETWEEN X QUINTILLION YEARS OR Y QUINTILLION YEARS #'would you rather saw an arm off or a leg off' GIRL BOTH OPTIONS SUCK #the universe aint even quintillion years old yet bro ass gonna be there A WHILE REGARDLESS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ #but its back to the whole 'labeling crimes specifically just for the fun of it' yeah <3 6.8 quintillion years in the death cabin <3 #for killing your mom dad 😭😭😭😭 #i have GOT to stop mentioning the death cabin but it was one of the first things i learned about #and its my favorite thing to say like HORRIBLE outcome. no hell scares me more than buddhist hell #but hilarious term Youre Going To The Skinning Cabin #wait dont look im talking bout funger again i just watched more mates play it #but damn hilarious coincidence that skin granny's in a cabin... i know that's nordic mythos but still.... #i think every culture deserves a cabin where you get your skin ripped off. as a shared horror yk

[tariah23]

Today was rough but it was nice seeing all of my fav cousins (it’s been so long lol) and stuff man.

#my feet are killing me I didn’t get to interact with most of them since I was in the kitchen making plates at the #repast #miss my cousins man #it was hard seeing my fav uncle in the casket like that man #man #his ex wife (she’s cool lol) was Roasting me all while I was in the kitchen lol #my mom was like ‘this one is my ride or die she’s gonna break her neck for you blah blah’ and then his wife was like ‘mel her ass can’t even #open up the damn bag!’ akajakskskdmd #I was struggling with opening up the garbage bag lol #mom’s nickname is Mel and only a few ppl call her that lol #rambling #one of our fav cousins drove us home (my sis and I are like 1 year older than him) but we were always close back when we were little and #stuff #was happy to see them all man wtf #I haven’t seen most of them since they helped us move into our current house from the apartment we last lived in #that was like back in 2010 man it’s been a long time lol #one of the cousins (the youngest bro) couldn’t come since he was in jail so damn wished we could’ve saw his dumbass lol #the cousin who drove us home told me and my sis that he’s still always been inspired by us and he tries to push himself because of it like #with his art and work drive and so on and I was just like 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #he was trying to tell me about his story that he Was working on since we used to talk about anime and stuff back in the day lol #he’s always been really chill love him man #my oldest cousin (older bro of prev cousin. it’s 7 of them) was all smiles lol #his son looks just like him I was like “”’YOURE Terrence’s son? lol’ #good kid #my other cousin’s daughter almost got cursed out tho…. the manners 😵‍💫 #mom called up our cousin and told her about her behavior because my sib’s and cousins were not raised like that… why didn’t the manners pass #on because wow. #I’m sure my cousin is probably gonna get in her ass for being rude towards us #they had him fixed up like himself in his casket… I touched him. was scared to but did it anyway… man. the end of it all. #have sm to say but ill miss my uncle man

[svampira]

...sorry lesbians

#i was wrong to shit on first kill its so fun😭 #its not bad. its incompetently made theres a difference #the generic pop songs playing at every minute covering up the dialogue make it better i promise #the only thing i dont like is the main protagonist🤨 what did the costuming department have against ME the outfits make it unwatchable #also the show would be 100% better if she actually wanted to kill ppl but was bad at it #wahhh i dont wanna kill and eat people SHUT UP. thats sexy what are you talking about #actually i like every single character so much except for the protagonist #i dont like born vampires but i think this one makes it kinda fun. #the fun kill mom the turned vampire still kinda humane dad the sexyyyy evil older sister i love it so much im gonna plagiarise them so bad

[aquablues-archive]

hi bestays here’s everything that has happened so far today because i have an hour break before i have to set up for the evening 👍👍

#ok got up at 5:30 bc my alarm didn’t go off so we were kinda late #but i was fine we got here by 6:30 👍👍 #then i had to label the dishes for the procession #amd then i had to fill more flower vases with water like yesterday #and then put out all the breakfast foods i got to eat a whole bao 👍👍 #after that i set up some of the flower vases on the tables #then i did my aunts makeup my own and then my moms #i didn’t get to b in the procession but tbh i didn’t want to bc their stairs r so high and just putting on those shoes killed me 😭 #after the procession i just sat around until my cousin came #and then my uncle made us take photos #i didn’t watch the ceremony bc there was no space in the house so i just hung out outside lolz #so missed the hair cutting ceremony missed the string tying ceremony but i did eat more bao 👍👍 #after eating i put my head down on the table and knocked out LOLZ #i woke up bc my brother poured water on me 👎👎 #then we took pictures again w the bride and groom #and then i took pictures for my aunt and uncle #atp i switched out my heels for crocs i cld not do it bestays my feet HURT #lot of my relatives told me i look pretty today so i am feeling hashtag slay 👍👍 #and then at 1 the morning ceremony ended and i changed clothes and cleaned up outside #so much wasted food like if ur not gonna eat it all don’t take everything brah #and now i am sitting on the couch typing this before i go back to help set up #also someone stole my moms shoesfjfk #and i can feel my contacts sticking to my eyelids #it is also extremely fawking hot like the amount of water i drank already .. she is hydrated she is almost drowning

[noburden]

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#my cat has been hating when i touch her back for the last MONTH #and i thought it was just because she was sensitive #because that’s what the explanation was on google when i looked it up 😭 #and i also switched her food near the same time so i thought maybe it was an allergic reaction #but i started to get concerned because it seemed like she was in pain #so i got my mom to check her out bc mom’s know best blah blah #and apparently eggs are literally in her fur and the same bugs have biting her 🧍‍♀️ #so she’s literally been in itching pain for a little over a month bc i was stupid and thought her back was just sensitive #and the fact that i can’t help her immediately is killing me #the only upside is that i finally know what’s wrong with her and what to do about it #also i feel so bad bc i have the worst fear of contamination and infestation so i keep turning her away when she wants to cuddle 😭😭 #i’m gonna have to get over it though i mean she’s been in my lap a bunch of times in the last month so what’s a couple extra days gonna do #any tips on how to make my cat feel better temporarily will be very much appreciated thank you #i had to rant about this because it’s ten o’clock in the morning on Saturday and i can’t do anything for her until Monday #i hate BUGS idc if they’re a vital part of our ecosystem the ones who prey on cats should be moved to antarctica

[savageboar]

fuck it. platy time

#i don't wanna risk mom fucking up more expensive mollies so i got some orange platys #they're considered more beginner friendly fish #bc they're easier to care for. #nobody even FUCKING LOOK at the tank while i acclimate them. #im also gonna do a water test to be safe #the platys are so cute they're already looking around at everything in curiosity #hopefully they acclimate well #but yeah im mostly water testing bc the ppl at the store were acting like my wayer must've been poor parameters #like girl my betta and corydoras aren't sick so like idk what you want from me #my mom killed two mollies by interrupting the acclimation lay off 😭 #hades.txt

[ihophashbrowns]

everyone in my family is getting on my nerves today

#my mom texted me n my brother at like 1 n was like ''be ready by 3:30 we're going shoe shopping once the weather gets better'' #why did she think going shoe shopping in january especially when our city is under another snowstorm warning? ask her not me. #nd then me n my brother sent her screenshots of tge weather conditions n how. tgey literally not gonna get better #nd then she went 'we can go on monday' so then i fell asleep nd took a nap #well. i tried to. my brother was obnoxiously loud while playing his video game nd my moms husband #was talking loudly on his phone directly outside my room so. #nd then when i woke up i went to the bathroom my brither was waiting outside the door trying to #scare me. nd then he yelled boo and told me to get ready nd then i was like ''i thought we were going on monday'' and he was like #''it stopped snowing so we're going now'' and then i went to grab a cup of water nd here go my moms jobless ass #husband yelling at the top of his lungs ''CAN YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE'' kill yourself #he was on the phone with my mom telling her how me nd my brother ''not even ready'' bcuz she was already outside #anyways i did get ready but my brother was outside my door telling me to hurry up gtge whole time #nd we went to the fuckass local mall thats like a 15/20 minute drive from our house.... they didnt even have #1. good shoes 2. shoes that fit #nd my mom was like ''you need to go outside anyway'' as if i was not outside yesterday 😭😭 #doesnt help that im on my period everyone is getting on my last nerves #my mom n my brother are currently in target nd im in the car appreciating the peace #🧁.txt

[gatual]

last night i was thinking abt characters that love so so sO much that end up doing crazy shit bc of it my beloveds

#🍒 #makes me crazyinsane #i thought abt that moment when denji ws like if i ever die posses my body and live my dreams with it but then pochita was like no. ill give #u my heart and u will show me ur dreams STOPPPPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 man stop😭😭😭😭😭 #or also homura dying and reversing time hundreds of times just to save madoka every single time.she was her purpose for everything she coul #could go through all that bc her love for her was so much😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭SOB why am i making myself suffer the worst is #idk if the worst but yk i feel like i truly understand this type of characters bc whem it comes to the people i love man oh mannmn #i would givey life kill die and everything else i feel like. sometimes love is so mcuh i feel like it doesnt fit in my chest so sjdbfnfkc #like when i think of my mom sometimes it makes me cry bc love is so much idk what to do w it so i cryehehdbfjfkdndn but that happens to #but in the way that some other times i also feel my chest full of love but i feel so alone and idk what to do with itANYWAY BYE #no way not bye yet something else that happens is that ive never felt ..loved like this🥲 okay now yes bye #NO WAIT JFNDBBJ SORRY anOther thing is think sometimes is that yk how we're all different..and express feelings in different ways and stuff #what if im not interpreting someones love the right way..like what if someone i love does love me back this way but their way of sharing #feelings and emotions is way different than mine (bc this is v possible too yk our experiences arent universal/) WHAT THEN. #im gonna hand this paper to everyone ik so they write w lot of detail the way they feel about me final bye. #wait lmao😭😭😭😭 this is so long i also feel that loving like this makes me a red flag LMAO bc by putting ppl i love over me and loving so #intensely many times i feel like what i do its not required and even though i deal w jealousy and negative feelings i always control them #and never act on them but so many things related to human relationships causing me anxiety and this and that make me feel that im the #red flag itshard to explain neway tru final total byE.

[cinnabeat]

anyways im reading black butler

#or trying to at least #and also reading pokespe but the chapters im finding are the like. officially translated ones and idk if i can handle seeing them call green #calling green blue #fucking localization 😭 #whats worse is that it makes the frlg chapter make no sense #especially when they title drop with red and green #when theyre like fire red and leaf green :0 #like ur gonna have that line knowing that the person who is supposed to represent leaf green is named blue? get out of here lmao #ALSO WHEN they censor norman beating the shit out of ruby and crys mom slapping her #like i Get It but come on :( #michi tag #anywaya black butler is Interesting but the old timey extremely eloquent english is killing me #there was like two double negatives in one speech bubble AND with flower language and i had to spend five minutes figuring it out #you ever read something with the wrong inflection and it foesnt make sense and u have to reread it a couple of times before you read it the #the correct way?

[disturbedheart]

I love having been absolutely traumatized because then I talk to others about how my manager treated me and they're like oh yeah no I'd have definitely cried if I were you because she could have worded it much better and I was kinda hurt about it but was like okay I guess?? That's fine 😭

#and I had a good conversation with my manager at lunch....then I have the worst most... #awkward terrible encounter with her while cleaning the breakroom and its like really? #everytime I feel good its ruined a second later and she keeps talking to me like I'm a child.. #or??? idfk but it feels condescending everytime she's like did you clean the bathroom?? did you clean the bathroom?? #lets make sure we're doing that. like first of all bitch. I clean the bathrooms Saturday. #second of all she NEVER means clean. she means stock. which are 2 fucking different things #I set 3 rolls of toilet paper and refilled the soap Saturday. and by Thursday it was all gone again?? #and she was acting like I just? neglected it? on purpose? and she KNOWS where the supplies is?? #like you fucking stock the bathroom if YOU'RE The one who noticed and used it?? #nowhere in my job description does it say I'D be the one stocking the bathrooms constantly #like we're all adults why are we running to ME when toilet paper is missing #if you KNOW WHERE IT FUCKING IS??? #I ended up adding jt to the weekly list because its just. not on there. and its different from clean the bathroom. #and also DUMB BITCH I WAS GONE FOR 2 DAYS??? IF WE RAN LOW WHY DID YOU SOMEHOW EXPECT ME TO KNOW????? IF I WAS ?? NOT THERE?? OMG #I wanted to kill someone #you're gonna talk to me like I'm a dumb forgetful child...then treat me like your mom/maid?? #ive never seem GROWN ADULTS make more of a MESS of a room too #that breakroom gets absolutely FILTHY in 2-3 days after cleaning it #since NO ONE had the common courtesy to just pick up even SLIGHTLY after themselves 😭😭 #like why is it lowkey the kennel tech who has to be a janitor a handy man and also a kennel tech