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Marvin “The Twink” Martian Novelizations:

Lonely Little Devil

A young Tasmanian Devil joey, who goes by the name of "Taz," had friends of all sorts, whether it be in high places or low places. Bunnies, kittens, piglets, and birds of a feather. Maybe a few humans, too. Baby Taz loved all of his friends equally, even Daffy, who was just as obnoxious then than what he'd grown up into. (Who could blame Baby Taz? He was a very naive joey) However, there was once this kid who came to visit Granny's daycare, and he was the strangest fellow the Baby Tunes had ever met, in both appearance and personality. Meet our extra terrestrial, future hostile invader, Marvin Martian. Despite the "weird" aura Baby Marvin gave off to the other Tunes, Taz found himself drawn to his "weirdness."

Well, Baby Taz never found Marvin to be weird at all, but unique, extraordinary, and special. While the Baby Tunes were a bit uneasy around Marvin, even bullying him for it, it never bothered Taz. He understood Marvin more than the others. When Marvin was too shy to talk, Taz performed as his mouthpiece. Taz is usually very dependent on the Baby Tunes' influence, but Marvin was the first person he had ever stood up for on his own. Taz was Marvin's first friend. Although the Baby Tunes eventually got on good terms with Marvin, Taz was considered to be his favorite. (Meh, they weren't really his friends anyway. After all, they never liked him until he fixed their toys) There was something that sparked energy between the two, but neither could put their fingers on it.

Marvin would only drop by Granny's daycare only once a month, and every time he left, Taz got sad. Really sad. He cried enough tears to nearly flood the floors. It's not uncommon for Taz to wail over every little thing, but whenever a visitor left Granny's daycare, Taz usually got bummed out, like the rest of the Baby Tunes. The only way to get Taz to stop crying was bribing him with a tasty treat, and he immediately forgets what he was sad about. When he remembers, he would think about all the fun activities he'd wish to do with Marvin. One time, when Granny served the Baby Tunes cake, Taz did something very out of character for him: He decided to save the rest of his piece. ...for someone else. ...Marvin. Unfortunately, it got bad after several weeks, and the Baby Tunes were starting to complain about the horrible smell carrying on. Granny convinced Taz to throw the piece away, but assured him she'd bake a fresh new one when Marvin came to visit again.

Taz loved doing drawings of him and Marvin together, along with his other friends. His most prized drawing was a portrait of just the two of them, on the moon, eating it. Taz thought the moon was made out of cheese then. Marvin also once told Taz he was very fond of space, which had inspired the young joey to draw that picture in the first place. That drawing was supposed to be a gift to Marvin, and as a way of telling him he wishes they could go to the moon together someday. Sadly, after Taz found out the moon wasn't really made of cheese, he felt embarrassed over his drawing, and decided to hide it.

Taz and Marvin worked swell together like two peas in a pod. These two could really trust each other with secrets. Whenever Marvin was upset, or "very angry," he always ran to Taz. He was more comfortable with Taz than he had ever been with all the other Tunes. Taz may have cared for Marvin a little too much, because that September when the Tunes were frolicing around in a game of freeze tag, Taz gave Marvin a big smooch on the cheek as he caught him. He was too young to recognize this gesture as romantic, and he didn't know what drove him to kiss his best friend, except "Taz really like Marvin!" Marvin was neither disgusted or embarrassed, but he was confused like any toddler.

Before Taz turned five, he never heard from Marvin again. He counted the days, doodled on the calendar, and always stared out the window, waiting. Taz skipped playtime, brought his food to the window, and tried to force himself from falling asleep, but Marvin never visited like he was supposed to. Taz never gave up hope. Even when he started attending kindergarten, he'd ask his parents to drop him off down at the old daycare home every day, asking Granny if Marvin ever came by. She would always answer "no," and presumed Marvin and his father moved to a new faraway area where contact is impossible. (Marvin was already in a faraway place where contact is impossible. He just had a reason for not visiting anymore)

Leaving Taz heartbroken, he cried for a whole week. It was so bad, he became immune to bribery. He cried during snack time, he cried around playtime, all day he was crying. But luckily, he soon got over it. ...mostly due to Daffy berating him to stop acting like a big baby. The joey was now dry of tears, but he was still holding out for Marvin's return. He would write letters to Marvin, but since he didn't know his address, postmen just ended up throwing those letters-to-nowhere in the incinerator. He stopped writing letters after Lola pointed that out. Instead of writing letters to Marvin, he'd write to Santa. He got every toy he wanted for Christmas, but didn't get the one he wanted the most. Taz was even desperate enough to try Christianity, hoping God would bring him Marvin if he prayed every day. (Needless to say his parents were VERY unhappy with that)

This useless journey brought Taz with nothing but disappointment, leading him to give up on Marvin. He accepted the fact that maybe he wasn't coming back. Oh well. Taz continued to live his entire life normally, in his unnatural, devily ways. He would then forget about Marvin as his tween years arrived. As long as Taz had friends to surround himself with, and plenty of tasty food to munch on, he was happy to the fullest. After he reached his teenage stage, Taz grew stronger, feister, and more beast-like. Bullies in school were too scared to pick a bone with him. He was the highest league quarterback for The Foxes, a highschool football team, and never lost a single game. If that wasn't impressive enough, he became the bad boy dreamboat young women swooned over.

Taz took up dating as many attractive teens, mostly girls, were eagerly asking him out. These dates, however, were more of temporary flings. As good-looking as they were, Taz never felt any romantic interest in them. Those who were in love with him, and wanted their relationship to get more serious, Taz didn't know what to do but hide. Although Taz was a primal beast who doesn't fear the unknown, he didn't want to make his dates cry by dumping them. Despite this, Taz continued dating. They all end in the same tragedy, but he just decided to proceed because he hopes to find "the one" someday.

In college, Taz began dating less, as he feels he's losing his flattery with them. Taz's old friends also started drifting far apart from him, especially his close buddy Sylvester, who was taking

responsibility for a pregnant girlfriend. Although, his good ol' pussy pal is always trying his best to keep in contact. College became one of Taz's loneliest years, with having only food to keep his spirits up. Suddenly, when Taz turned 24, he met someone who would ease his loneliness. It was like looking in a mirror. ...while wearing drag. Her name was Demonia, or better known as "The She-Devil." Taz had never met another Tasmanian Devil in his local Acme area, that wasn't family. She was like him in every way, almost like a carbon copy. Before then, it was love at first sight. Taz wanted to meet her. ...real badly.

The Devil tried to introduce himself to the lovely lady Devil, but somehow she always seems to miss him, or not notice him at all. Taz would even scream to the top of his lungs, shouting for her attention, but she continued to act like he didn't exist. Poor Taz thought she was purposely ignoring him. Feeling insecure that he might be unapproachable, he gave up, and decided to drown his sorrows in food, as always. To his surprise, he was all out of money. The male Devil started to overreact, thinking he will collapse soon if he doesn't have any emotional eating to heal his heart. As if by coincidence, he found an advertising poster for a Battle Of The Bands competition, with a cash award of $20,000.

Taz's mind was too focused on food to bring in a band, and decided to play a one-man show with his guitar instead. On stage, he played his own heavy metal piece, which he wrote himself. Actually, it wasn't really a song, it was just him angrily strumming the strings on his guitar vigorously, and screaming into the mic until his throat hurt. His song blew up the stadium, and nearly everyone's ears. In fact, the spectators ended up hating him, and he certainly didn't wow any hardcore heavy metal fans out there. Landing in last place, Taz had to go home hungry, while feeling like a failure. But nevertheless, there was one spectator who liked his song.

It was Demonia, the She-Devil he's been trying to woo. His song made her instantly fall in love with him, thinking it's some kind of "Siren of the Devil." The She-Devil invited Taz over to her place, for grub and scary movies. Taz got the girl, and food to put in his belly. That night, they ate, talked, sat through slasher films, and the She-Devil even let Taz sleep on her bed. He only knew this woman for one night, and it felt like a lifetime. Taz thought that she might be the one. They dated for a whole week, doing all the same stuff they had in common with: Going to monster truck rallies, listening to heavy metal music together, and gorging on large amounts of food. After that week, Taz suddenly proposed to her.

His old friends tried to persuade him that he may be rushing into marriage a little too soon, only for him to brush them off. He refuses to listen to them, since Demonia has always been there for him, more than they have. Demonia also told him to never trust anyone on the Tasmanian Devil's food chain. That's not all she told him: "Don't deal with your problems. Just get angry and smash everything." And "You can always resort to eating your unfaithful friends if you can't find food." Her words didn't have any meaning to Taz, but he took them into account anyways, because he loves her enough to trust her. Taz was so excited for the wedding, he called his parents, his twin siblings, and every relative in Tasmania, as did Demonia.

After getting hitched, they traveled to Australia for their honeymoon, where there are plenty of

sights to see, and succulent meek pray to eat. When the honeymoon was over, they bought a cave, to call their own house. Now that they were officially Mr. and Mrs. Devil, Taz vowed to be the best "husban-do." Like a good husband, he wanted to be more opened about himself to her. One evening, while taking a stroll through town, the Devil came across a mud puddle. Like a gentleman, Taz ripped off his own fur coat, and laid it on the puddle so that his new wife could walk across clean. Demonia just tossed the fur aside, and jumped around in the mud puddle, then told Taz that Tasmanian Devils are supposed to get dirty, making Taz's good deed seem useless. Another evening, Taz surprised Demonia with a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Instead of accepting them, she told him he didn't have to go through all that trouble, because the flowers would just die anyways.

A week later, Taz showed Demonia his collection of unicorn merchandise. Unicorns have been sort of a secret interest of Taz, and since he's married, he thought his own lovely wife would understand. Demonia was left speechless. Disturbed speechless. Instead of giving him a response, she walked out of the cave, and told Taz she was going out for a few drinks. Another week later, as Demonia returned from the supermarket, she walked in on Taz singing to sappy RnB love songs. The She-Devil reacted by walking backwards through the front door, then closing it. One night, during bedtime, Taz had woken up from a horrible nightmare, which brought him into tears. His crying had awakened Demonia as well, which brought her to a disgusting sight. As if she couldn't be more disgusted, Taz pulled a stuffed unicorn from under the bed, and cuddled with it. Demonia then decided to sleep on the couch that night.

If you know anything about real-life zoology, female Tasmanian Devils only settle for the strongest alpha male to mate with. And like her real-life counterpart, Demonia seeked for a male Devil of power, strength, and pure vile masculinity. A true beast. That's what she thought Taz had been, up till he started to reveal his sensitive side. A Devil who behaved like a true gentleman, who liked unicorns and sappy love songs, and cried much often, wasn't her ideal predator. She figured that Taz was a big insult to Tasmanian Devils, thinking he'd probably die out in the wild so easily. A big sissy, she thought of him.

The spouses' marriage was slowly decaying. Taz ate his meal at the table, while Demonia ate hers in front of the TV. She stopped giving him kisses on the cheek, and when Taz tried to remind her, she'd pretend as though she had forgotten. They don't talk as much as they used to, even when Taz is urgently trying to stir up a conversation with her. Despite Demonia being in his presence, Taz was beginning to feel lonely again. His own wife would hardly talk to him, let alone look him in the eyes. In a paniacing stance, Taz tried to up his a-game. He cleaned the entire cave without leaving a speck of dust behind, he surprised his wife with chocolates and jewelry, and he even wrote poetry to her. These acts of kindness only drove her further. What made Taz more anxious was that she wouldn't tell him what the problem was. Every time he asked, she'd just reply "Nuttin'. Just havin' a bad day, that's all." She seemed to be having a lot of those lately.

Demonia remained calm and collected, but what had really become the last straw for her was the Valentine's Day gift Taz presented. It was a plain, paper heart, colored in with red crayon. The true traditional revelry of Tasmanian Devils, for every marked Valentine's Day, established that males bestowed their females with a fresh juicy carcass. Taz happened to neglect that tradition in favor of something more simple. "A stupid, paper heart." She threw a tantrum, spun around a room a couple of times, and smashed every object in sight, even the stuff that belonged to her. Taking the paper heart from Taz, she stomped on it, then told him she wanted him out of her life. It wasn't long for a divorce to be filed.

After the divorce, Demonia took everything from Taz: The cave, the money, and his happiness. His unicorn collection and RnB records were thrown in the trash, along with all the nice gifts he's given her. Once again, Taz was lonely. The girl he thought loved him ended up betraying his feelings. He showered her with kindness and presents, yet she returned it all in the most ungrateful way. Demonia didn't really love him. She only loved the mighty primitive figure she thought of him as. That really stabbed through Taz's heart like a dagger.

For a few months, the divorce had left Taz in a spiral, and he spiraled more than he has ever spiraled before, even desiring to eat his own friends. Being broke, lonely, and hungry made him lean towards his feral instincts. (Trying to make up for that plot hole in episode 1) Just then, a funny little alien paid a visit to Earth, to bring back an intelligent specimen for dissection. Taz felt the tiny bowling ball head person was getting in his way of catching food, then threatened to eat him to his advantage. However, the alien was unphased, for he was armed with a deadly other-world weapon. Taz would've been blasted in the face if he didn't say his name out loud, because after mentioning it, the alien put his weapon down, and asked him what his name was again. Taz told him, which triggered a burst of nostalgia in the alien.

He had told Taz about a friend, from long ago, who possessed the same name. A friend who understood him more than anyone else. A friend that brought him warmth and comfort for the very first time in his life. For years, he has yearned to return to this friend, hoping he could save him from such a hard fate he had endured. Listening to the alien's story, Taz caught a sense of déjà vu. The alien's story was very familiar to him. A little too familiar. This was a friend Taz also yearned for. He could remember it all, from the cozy childhood memories, to his attempts of reaching out towards his far away distance. At long last, he found him: Marvin. It felt like both of their innocence were restored.

Taz wanted nothing more but to bring Marvin very close to him, and never let him out of his sight. The feeling was mutual. Marvin apologized for being away for such a long time. He really wanted to visit Taz again, but he wasn't allowed to make his own choice. Unlike Taz, Marvin had never moved on from him. He could never stop thinking of the friend he cared so deeply for. Marvin was almost exactly the same as when he was just a little young tot, but more talkative and less shy. To Marvin, Taz hasn't changed a bit. Since they were now both adults, the two were old enough to come in terms with their feelings. It was after five days of getting to know each other again, which led them to falling in love. They never realized how important they were to each other.

Marvin was everything Demonia wasn't; He was patient, kind, and cherished every good deed Taz provided him with. The Martian was also very smart, for he knew how to help the Devil deal with his problems the right way, instead of relying on sheer anger. Marvin adored his unicorn collection and RnB music. If Taz showed generosity, Marvin returned it. This sensitive side of the Devil is what made Marvin fall deeper for him. The Martian made sure his Tazzie was loved and respected every day, since Taz has never received such in quite a long time.

But I wouldn't say their relationship was perfect. They had different lifestyles of eating. Marvin is a cleansy neat freak, while Taz brought a mess wherever he went. Sometimes it's hard for Marvin to communicate with Taz, as his big fancy technobabble leaves him confused like a brain dead infant. You see; Marvin was a tidy, intelligent being from an advanced civilization, whereas Taz was a dumb, primitive beast with lack of etiquette. Yes, Taz does tend to drive Marvin crazy, but no matter what, he never began loving Taz less. He would continue to look him in the eye, and talk to him. They were complete opposites, but their differences were only skin-deep. Marvin and Taz understood each other, and brought balance to one another's life. Around Marvin, Taz could be himself. Around Taz, Marvin feels validated and safe.

Marvin and Taz eventually got married. This was the longest relationship Taz has ever been in. These two won't be separating anytime soon.

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