#Magolor is not winning in any of these situations

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“Sleep Over Where?” Chapter 2 Preview

“Come on now, I made the bed nice and comfy! I even fluffed up the pillows.”

Magolor looked around for a way out of this. He didn’t have a problem with the idea of sharing a bed with Kirby, it actually sounded kinda nice, but the problem was…himself. He knew he tossed and turned in his sleep if his bed was anything to go by when he woke up in the morning. And if he did that while next to Kirby…his friend would never be able to sleep! 

And he refused to be a burden. 

Especially to Kirby. 

“Y-You know what? I think you should have the bed to yourself, it’s your bed after all, and I’ll…I’ll uh…sleep right here!” 

Magolor plopped down right next to the bed. On the floor. This was fine. It was still comfier than anywhere he had settled down in the Void. 

But he already felt his plan falling apart when he heard Kirby jump down onto the floor. So he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He hated to lie, but desperate times called for desperate measures. 

Kirby walked up next to him, “Magolor, you’re being silly! If you sleep on the floor, you’ll be all sore in the morning.”

“Snore…snore…”

“There’s plenty of room for the both of us in the bed, you won’t be a bother!” 

“Honk shoo, honk shoo…”

Kirby groaned, “Magolooooor!” 

“Snork mimimi…” 

“Mm…fine! If that’s how you’re gonna be-” A mischievous look crawled up onto Kirby’s face, “I’ll have to try something else.”

Magolor broke into a cold sweat under his hood, wondering what that could possibly mean. It turned out that he didn’t have to wait long to find out, as he felt Kirby’s paws skittering over his tummy. 

“Here’s my tickle attack!” 

“EEK?! Wait wait-ahaha! Stop! Ahahaha!” The mage twitched and started flailing his floating hands. He despised the fact he was ticklish. And he despised the fact that Kirby knew even more. He pushed against the puff’s face, “Okay okay okay-ehehehe! No-haha! N-No more!” 

Magolor used his Dimensional Vanish to quickly escape Kirby’s little attack. He reappeared several feet away and he narrowed his eyes at the smug yet satisfied look on Kirby’s face. He certainly lost this round. It looked like he was going to be sleeping in the bed after all. 

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bad ending au where magolor wins after he gets the crown

Each is named after a piece in chess. They go in order of strength and which they fell victim to Magolor.

Pawn is the weakest, being Bandana Dee. He was killed first by Magolor reflecting his spear back at him.

Dedede was next. Upon seeing how Magolor was targeting Meta Knight, he tried to protect him. Dying to protect his partner in battle.

Meta Knight soon succumbed to his injuries after one more fatal blow.

Kirby stood the longest. And almost succeeded in destroying Magolor and therefore the crown. But he was ultimately defeated.

King stands guard, being quick and on his feet. His battle partner is the Knight. The Knight does fatal attacks such as lasers and just large explosions like crash. It is slow, and cannot do much. So the King covers for it as it charges.

Pawn is the most conscious. Being able to talk and aware of his situation. Pawn knows you have to defeat it and awaits you to destroy it. Even so he has no choice but to fight you.

King can talk enough to send remarks and call out to Knight. But the Knight is absolutely just a tool.

King and Knight can use the abilities Grand Hammer and Ultra Sword respectively. Their other attacks include King splitting himself to reveal a gaping mouth in his stomach, and the Knight creating bursts of beams. More so like Void Termina's when it summons the crown. (It is why Knights design takes the general shape of the crowns design)

Rook is the strongest. Right before the Queen. The crown brutalized the puff ball into a hollow shell of itself, while the remainder of Magolor seems to favor it.

The Rook cannot talk at all. It has no memories of what it is and who anyone is.

The Rook can pull any form of copy ability out from it's mouth. It won't be exact how Kirby used it, being in a twisted unprecedented manner. But it is reminiscent of the ability. It has a few extras, where they take on the shape of the crystal shard gun.

The Rook hovers usually like a puppet strung up.

Magolor isn't.. Happy with himself. But that's okay since he isn't exactly in control anymore, is he.

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What if Kirby had a traditional fighting game?

Listen, I know I should’ve done more “FNF fighting game characters” but i doubt anyone cared for that, and even then I lost a bit of interest, so if you actually cared sorry about that, you can still come up with whatever you want for the characters I didn’t talk about!

That being said, I think all Kirby fans here know Kirby Fighters 2. Personally speaking most of it was just the same as Kirby Fighters Deluxe BUT there were five playable Dream Friends. FIVE. Priority to the Copy Abilities a bit too high, isn’t it HAL? Sometimes it feels a bit barebones if you ask me. So I’m here to discuss what would a non-platform Kirby fighting game be.

THE GAMEPLAY

It’s the same as any basic fighting game, there isn’t really that much that the Kirby franchise can offer to make the genre a bit more varied, and that’s mostly due to the fact that Kirby makes friends wherever he goes and combat is pretty much straightforward in these platforming games, the crazy stuff comes from learning specific moves with each copy ability/character in the games and that’s also true for this game.

THE PLOT

I have quite a few ideas for how this can go:

-It’s a “what if” re-telling of Kirby Star Allies where Hyness’ ritual (somehow) also causes space-time rifts across the entire universe to be generated, pulling in Kirby villains from previous games but also allies, which would ALSO explain Dream Friends in the game’s canon a bit more properly.

-It happens in an AU. Plot would basically be Kirby Battle Royale’s but instead of shooting a loadshit of Kirbies onto Kirby, Dedede would just call upon all of their friends to fight for that cake before things escalate and Dedede loses control of the tournament to greater evils, forcing him to work with Kirby to stop the threat, be it old or new.

-Another AU idea but this time it’s original/based on Milky Way Wishes. Galactic NOVA appears every thousand years above Pop Star’s skies, and everyone tries to fight for the right to get the wish. Villain wouldn’t necessarily be ONLY Marx though, most of the Kirby villains could easily win against him if they get to NOVA and get their wish granted. Which means yes, all plots happen at once and Kirby has to deal with everyone at once.

-The least interesting idea: it’s Kirby Fighters 2′s plot but without tag team duos and with all Kirbies replaced with the roster.

THE ROSTER

Now we’re about to have some fun.

RETURNING CHARACTERS: The Dream Friends (and Kirby, of course)

-First up, all Dream Friends are coming back. You don’t even need to change their movesets that much, just add/tweak things, but just for funsies (and for a specific reason too) we’ll also give them specific copy abilities or more than one to categorize them.

-Kirby is the specific reason. He has the same moveset as his Smash Bros incarnation, although he incorporates more copy abilities (and also super powerful stuff like the Star Rod that he usually uses in endgame fights) in it now due to being a traditional fighting game. And yes, he still has his inhale. Using it will have the inhale be replaced by another move in-game, the closest one to a “neutral special” in the opponent’s arsenal. His copy ability is therefore, Smash Bros. And since the game has multiple super moves, we can make his gimmicks from the Kumazaki games the super moves: his level 1 would be a random Super Copy Ability from Return to Dreamland (cutscene is random everytime but damage is always the same), his level 2 would be using the Robobot Armor to stomp foes around, ending with a giant ground pound/fist to the ground and his level 3 is Hypernova Kirby due to the inhale being one of his most unique properties.

-Meta Knight and Dedede will also have heavy Smash influences but they’ll also use techniques from most of their boss fights, such as Meta Knight splitting himself in four clones temporarily for an attack or Dedede actually pulling out an axe instead of his hammer for some attacks based on his Triple Deluxe incarnation. Their copy abilities would formally be Sword and Hammer but with heavy Smash Bros inspiration. Meta can also call in for the Meta Knights to help him in one of his unique super moves. They’d all be there except for Sailor Dee and Captain Vul (one’s an alternate costume and the other is never seen outside of dialogue text).

-Bandana Waddle Dee’s moveset incorporates both Spear and Parasol, but due to the Spear being his most used tool he’ll be categorized with that.

-Marx is the first character with Unique as its own copy ability due to his arsenal being entirely based on his boss fight. Inhaling Unique characters doesn’t always allow Kirby to get copy abilities but when it happens he usually has their most basic move replacing the inhale. Gooey is in the same situation, but i have no idea what would Kirby get from him as an ability since he’s technically player 2 in the Dark Matter trilogy’s first 2 games. Rick, Kine and Coo would technically be categorized as Unique only because they have Fire, Water and Wind in their moveset. You could say they’d be stance characters while Marx is a zoner and Gooey a rushdown character.

-Dark Meta Knight is categorized as Mirror, and Adeleine (with Ribbon as an assist of course) is Artist. Daroach would be Animal, which is missing since its debut in Squeak Squad, as far as I can remember, but he naturally still retains his moveset of calling the Squeaks to help him.

-It’s pretty easy to categorize Magolor as ESP, and Taranza as Spider, while I have no idea what would Susie’s ability be even. Spark? She is mostly around in the Robobot Armor to be fair. The Three Mage-Sisters would be treated equally to the Animal Friends

THE NEWCOMERS

-NAGO, CHUCHU & PITCH: The other set of Animal Friends. I theorize a moveset revolving around the Cleaning ability like in Star Allies would be easy to make, although it can also incorporate moves from other abilities that have been in Dream Land 3.

-CHEF KAWASAKI: I think it’s safe to say this one is pretty easy to do just like the returning Dream Friends. He has a unique moveset in comparison to Chef Kirby that also has him use Kirby’s Final Smash from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

-LOLOLO & LALALA: Aside from pushing boxes and Gordos they can be the Ice Climbers of the game, and most importantly one of their super moves could have them fuse into their original form in the anime to reference that further.

-SHADOW KIRBY: A clone (in terms of moveset) for Kirby that lacks the inhale ability and has more attacks based on his appearances in Amazing Mirror (and also on Kirby’s unique ability to split in four in these games) and the Kirby Fighters spinoffs. Simple as it is.

-THE MIDBOSSES: They all play the same as their fights too, so doing a paragraph for each of them would be a bit redundant. I chose to add minibosses in because most of them are pretty iconic among Kirby enemies and some of them are also technically friends of Kirby’s. I picked Bonkers (whose coconut throwing and some special moves could make him different enough from Dedede if you ask me), Mr. Frosty (also because we don’t have an Ice-based character in the game), Buggzy (which I can see being the ultimate grappler), King Doo (because we don’t actually have a Waddle Doo in the roster and he’s technically not only their king but also the most unique of them) and Grand Wheelie (look, I like Wheel as an ability ok? it’s like playing as Sonic in a Kirby game)

-KNUCKLE JOE: Taking stuff from both his Star Allies moveset and his Assist Trophy from Ultimate PLUS a few references to the anime and you have the ultimate Shoto character in the Kirby franchise. Ryu mains, this is the character for you.

-GIM: Look, my three favorite abilities are Yo-Yo, Wheel and ESP, in no particular order, so I HAD to include him and the Grand Wheelie. Magolor covers for ESP enough. This lil fella looks more unique than most of the generic Kirby enemies and even among the copy ability ones he’s always been a bit of an oddball due to being a robot. The trickshots you can do with this copy ability make Gim perfect to camp, so he’d be a pretty good zoner as well.

-TAC: He’s been a Helper in Super Star where he also has an unique moveset. Expanding on it and on Tac being generally a copy ability thief could mean more copy abilities can be implemented in a moveset, probably even more than what Kirby can do. Also his design just screams potential to me.

DLC FIGHTERS

WAVE 1: Spinoff Dream Friends

Cuz these guys have been done dirty by Star Allies’ devs. Elline would be the other Artist character in the game and call for Claycia’s assistance in specific attacks. Prince Fluff would play mostly just like Kirby himself did in Kirby’s Epic Yarn and implement specific transformations in some attacks, ending with the tank one from the end of that game. Then we have Gryll. If you know how to make a Tetris/Puyo Puyo based character in a fighting game then good for you, I absolutely don’t know how. What I KNOW however is that she has a float like Peach’s in Smash Bros and I-No’s in Guilty Gear.

WAVE 2: Dream Villains

These guys would all play exactly like their boss fights. Hyness and Sectonia would remain mostly unchanged while Haltmann in terms of moveset is the same as Susie, just without every non-Robobot move that she has.

WAVE 3: Clash of Blades

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S ALL ANIME SWORDFIGHTERS. They all pull from their boss fights, but Morpho Knight is gonna be a bit more unique compared to Galacta, Dark Meta and Meta Knight, having in the swordfighter equivalent of Akuma’s Raging Demon. Meanwhile, Dark Matter Swordsman and Galacta Knight are completely faithful to the source material, but they’d probably be a bit nerfed due to Galacta’s universe-breaking powers. (you can bet that if we get the remaining legendary heroes who sealed Void Termina in future games they’d be their own separate Wave 5 DLC pack)

WAVE 4: Revival of Old Faces

Nightmare and Drawcia are back and they’re here to stay! Their movesets don’t really need that much changes. Void however is an entirely different beast. He’d be a mix of Kirby, both Zero incarnations and Dark Matter. His design wouldn’t just be giant orb that switches between Kirby and Dark Matter faces, he’d be Kirby-sized and with legs and stubby lil arms like the pink puffball. And you can bet your ass he’d be broken as fuck.

SKINS

If a character’s appearance changed across the series’ history (like Marx Soul, Girl Blob Gooey, Shoppe Magolor, Mecha Knight, Dark Taranza/Taranza in the Super Kirby Clash games, Masked/Shadow Dedede, Anime!Knuckle Joe, Parallel/Pres. Parallel Susie, EX versions and so on) they’d just be an alternate skin/palette swap for the specific character. Multiple characters of the same species with little changes (like a normal Waddle Dee or Sailor Dee, or literally all Kirby colors including Keeby) are the same. I’m also debating on how Dark Mind would be a skin for Nightmare or if there’d be a skin inspired by him for the Dark Matter Swordsman. Zero and Zero Two would probably be turned into palette swaps/outfits for Void (imagine a white Kirby cosplaying as Zero Two that’d be so cute lol).

ATTACKING ASSIST CHARACTERS

Characters who appear in other characters’ attacks. Like the aforementioned Squeaks, Meta Knights and Claycia. Normal Dark Matter would appear in DM Swordsman’s attacks in some capacity outside of the eye laser and the Gordo Throw would return from Dedede’s previous Smash incarnations alongside the Waddle Dee Throw from Brawl. And naturally Magolor can call in the Lor Starcutter for one of his super moves. I am actually considering giving Tac the ability to throw random items/enemies at opponents, with the Bomber being one of these. It’d be a very RNG attack with the Bomber being the best outcome, blowing on the opponent’s face.

HELPERS

All characters in the game can be called on for an Helper attack, that can help you in some form against the opponent by either damaging or tampering with the opponent or by having you get healed or with some buff. Outside from the playable roster enemies that give you copy abilities would also be Helpers, but the specific ones I’m not so sure on.

BOSSES

Characters you can fight in Arcade mode, in Story mode or in a specific Boss mode. There’d also be a Ganon’s Fury (Hyrule Warriors) inspired mode where you’d play as the bosses pitting them against each other. I specifically picked Dyna Blade, Whispy Woods, Landia, Star Dream, Kracko, Great Edge, Pyribbit, Ice Dragon, Fire Lion, Masher, Grand Mam, Metal General, Kibble Blade and Pon & Con.

STAGES

There’d be quite a lot of stages, but I haven’t thought out specific ones except for Green Greens, Butter Building, a Ripple Star stage, one for Dedede’s castle with stage cameos by Tiff, Tuff and Escargoon from the anime and every final boss’s fighting arena.

THE MUSIC

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is gonna be nothing compared to this one. We’re getting all the important music from all pre-Kumazaki games, all music from Kumazaki games and spinoffs, and online arrangements with focus on orchestral (Desolo Zantas), metal (GaMetal, of course) and EDM (Acid Notation, Qumu and various others), including stuff like Itoki Hana’s vocal arrangements. We’re going all out on this one.

Aaaaand that’s it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Stay hydrated.

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Kirby headcannons

Any random kirby headcannons! I'll (probably) reblog with more later! Most of these are just little thing I find funny or fitting ^^

Kirby tried to eat a scented candle once. He tries to eat everything, but it was particularly hard to get him to not eat the candle because it smelled like cookies.

Taranza is fluent is flower. He knows the meaning of literally every flower that exists. 

Magolor is a pro at poker. He is exceptional at lying and at reading people. So he wins poker nearly everytime he plays it. He and metaknight play it a lot. The amount of things maggy has gotten meta to do because he won is honestly too much. Meta play's everytime though. And yet, is still surprised when he looses.

Bandana dee has a swear jar and whenever someone swears, he makes them put a coin in the coin jar. Meta and marx have the most coins in the swear jar.

Prince fluff wears heelies, and just rolls around dreamland causing minor problems.

Kirby, Prince fluff, and bandana dee are inseparable. Their best buddies. The trio. They cause a small amount of mischief.

Sometimes dark meta will just come over to dededes castle to fuck with metaknight. He just annoys him and thats all he does.

Meta is actually lighter than he seems and can be picked up very easily. He makes sure no one knows about it except for dedede, magolor for some reason, and his crew.

Often times while meta and his crew are on patrol together they just fuck around the entire time. Meta tries to be serious, but eventually just fucks around too.

Dedede forces everyone in the castle to do karaoke nights or movie nights often. And their honestly a blast for everyone, even meta. Even though he'll never admit it.

Marx will do commentary on whatever is happening around him in a dumb announcer type voice. Sometimes it's hilarious, and other times its the most annoying thing. Most the time though, its a good mix of both.

If something interests magolor, he will have the urge to touch it. No matter what. It can be a rock, he'll still touch it if he finds it interesting. This can sometimes lead to awkward situations, meta had his wings out and magolor just. Grabbed them and began studying them, without even realizing. Meta was mostly just confused.

No one knows why, but sometimes galacta knight and morpho just show up for a while and just vibe. Then leave for a bit, and come back. But they're always together.

Marx plays pranks all the time. Magolor helps him, but is mostly there to make sure marx doesn't do something stupid enough to destroy the entire castle.

Everytime metaknight and susie even see the other. They insult each other. They hate each other with such a passion its concerning.

Magolor knows where meta keeps his candy stash. Which he will steal from. Whenever meta catches him, its always is an interesting situation.

Taranza never knows whats going on. He's just painfully oblivious in every single situation.

Dedede plays golf. He usually drags meta along. And meta actually hates when he does this. He wants to break every single golf club dedede owns

Dedede also likes picking on people. He do find out a very specific thing about someone. And tease them relentlessly. One time dedede somehow found out magolor was small enough to fit into most dresses, so he tried to force mags to wear a dress. Which didnt work.

Magolor would totally wear a dress though. He just didnt want to wear one for dedede's entertainment.

Metaknight loves to just, be confusing. He will do things, purely to piss people off or to make them confused. He finds it to be the best form of entertainment.

Prince fluff owns clout goggles.

Prince fluff is T R A N S ftm and we support him.

Marx likes to freak people out by taking off his arms because they're prosthetic. He barely wears them. They're heavy and mostly get in the way. Who needs arms anyway?

Kirby tries to hug-attack meta everytime he sees him. But meta always doges the hug. Kirbys gotten close though.... One day...

Susie and marx are like, best friends for some reason. They just enjoy being assholes together. They also know any and all drama. They also have infinite blackmail on almost everyone.

Kirby is emotional support for almost everyone. He doesn't mind though, in fact he enjoys it because he's helping people :)

Everytime they have a Holliday party, it just goes straight to hell. Something always happens and it just turns into utter chaos.

Magolor and prince fluff will just recite memes to each other everytime they see one another. They could just be passing by, but they will stop in their tracks just to meme. No one knows how this began. It just did.

Metaknight secretly loves musicals and will bop to them all the time. Sometimes he'll quietly hum a song from one while he works.

Magolor can play the violin and will just walk around dreamland playing it. Everyone loves it. It fills dreamland with pleasant music and gives magolor something to do thats not in front of a screen.

Kirby is baby. We cannot change this

Marx, magolor, metaknight, taranza, daroach, and ddd all have a bois night out at least once a month where they cause trouble and just vibe.

The girls also have a gals night out because its fun. They also just vibe and goof off. A lot of tea is spilled during this.

Susie loves just, going up to people and just, makeover time. Gives them a new outfit, makeup, the whole thing. Marx helps with this by rating it 1-10. He also lets her do makeup on him all the time. His lack of arms make it hard for him to do it himself.

Metaknight is the master of eyeliner. Not even susie can compare to his eyeliner. Its too beautiful. He just learned how to do makeup out of pure spite to be better at it than susie. Just to piss her off.

It worked.

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