mario santos my god they put so much into that dude!!! he’s a bitch. he’s a nerd. he was 100% bullied mercilessly all through school. he wants to be sherlock holmes. he thinks parachutes and roller coasters are appropriate ways to meet with clients. he smiles maybe five times in the entire series and mostly when he’s pretending to be someone else. his life’s objective is to find justice for people that society has failed. he is the pettiest and most dramatic man to ever walk the face of the earth. he named himself after a fictional character from his dead father’s book. he is SO sad. he goes on vacation to a resort with his three best friends and all he wants to do is read quietly alone in his room. he gets stabbed and kidnapped and practically the first thing he does when he wakes up in his cell is complain about the decor. he’s autistic. he’s even bi