#Qsmp crack theory

[cubitodragon-moved]

A really out of pocket thought occurred to me while trying to wake up for work, ahead of Fit’s stream today.

FitMC is a Kingdom Hearts fan.

He often has different tracks from the first two games playing in the background of his streams. This has been really consistent since the start of the QSMP, alongside the Final Fantasy X OST.

Both games have strong themes tied to memories, dreams, and otherworldly powers manipulating reality and the people in it.

I believe he’s mentioned KH2 as being one of his faves, and really liking the character Roxas. A character who you start that game with, enjoying the last 7 days of his summer vacation with his friends in a place called Twilight Town.

And who — if you’ll allow for slight, extremely simplified spoilers for an 18 year old game (ignore any unrelated internal high pitched screaming you can hear in the distance, I just feel really old all of a sudden) — discovers the entire world he lives isn’t real, that everything and (almost) everyone present is simulated, and that he is considered a means to an end to regain the data needed to restore someone else’s existence.

Everybody’s favourite Federation Janitor is on the island on a mission, under the guise of being on vacation. He has received reminders, twice, in the form of a clock delivered by a Code Entity that his time is running out. He is here to recover all of the player data. And he has stated that everyone else on the Island would hate him if they knew the real reason why he was really there.

Adding to that: Fit’s memory has been glitching on him recently, key details forgotten - such as the name of the Contractor who originally sent him to Quesadilla Island. Visual glitches occur on screen and Fit winces with the onset of headaches. Three times now this has led to him preparing to enter a deep sleep, with the hopes of recovering those memories. That third time may be tonight.

"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up—yours and mine." — Kingdom Hearts II

I think that we are about to witness the end of FitMC’s “vacation” on Quesadilla Island. And we’re going to get a peek behind the curtain at what’s coming for the server in the new year.

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately.. Like… is any of this for real, or not?" — Kingdom Hearts

#qsmp #Qsmp crack theory #Qsmp theory #Qsmp fitmc #don huevo may not be an anime fan but he sure is a squeenix one #Siri play ‘Otherworld’ from Final Fantasy X #if I’m even slightly on the dart board with this crackpot theory I will #probably donate bits to Fit or something #idk #if you really want to go into the weeds with this one #the man could be making a Kingdom Hearts χ reference #but I don’t think he’d make that deep a cut #….. #would he? #oh god

[dotterelly]

Wouldn't it be *wild* if the Enderking's grudge against qPhilza came down to a misunderstanding of an overheard joke? Like that happens to qPhilza so much. What if, while exploring Endlantis, he joked to his crows how this place was his now since it was empty, and the Enderking heard that and took it out of context and decided qPhilza was as greedy as he was?

#qsmp #qsmp philza #q philza #q!philza #qsmp crack theory

[eumeliafeu]

So I saw this post and... just theorizing from the "the roleplayers will probably come back with some roleplay reason"... what if we get blonde Cellbit. Like, the last time he was taken by the Federation(basing some of this off of the deaths of people who were brought back by the Federation), he came back with a blonde streak in his hair(both in Minecraft and irl)... WHAT IF WE GET BLONDE CELLBIT?!?!?!

(This is a silly little joke just to help me cope with everything :D take it with a grain of salt guys)

#qsmp crack theory #qsmp theory #qsmp #cellbit #qsmp cellbit #q!cellbit #cellbit qsmp

[kolthecryptid]

My absolutely batshit theory is that Agent 18 is connected to the watcher. Proof? Haha.....

1. He called Phil a team leader, I've never seen fed workers refer to the islanders time on egg island let alone that specifically

2. Doesn't care about the eggs, and that's sus

3. Was helping with the egg island/watcher investigation (I think? My memories hazy) he could've sabotaged it from the inside

4. The way in the prison he's (trying) to pit the prisoners against each other using tasks.

5. Is stinky

Im not even sure if turtle helmet guard is also agent 18 but he's calling Phil & tubbo mate and being as antagonistic as 18 soooooo.

Do I think it's true? No. Do I think it's a kickass crack theory? Yes.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp federation #qsmp fed workers #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp agent 18 #agent 18 #qsmp purgatory #qsmp philza #qsmp tubbo #qsmp prison #crack theory #crack thoughts

[tu-es-gegg]

Im rewatcing the first day egg video, and im going a bit crazy here but like.. do you rememebr the first cinematic? the opening sequence showing off the early landmarks adn that tts voiceover

a lot of people already got the morse code part of the cinematic but rewatching It made me realise something: i dont really know why anymore what that voice over is talking about near the end, here is the basic transcript of what its saying (though keep in mind the middle parts are a little hard to hear over the morse code at least for me)

[

test subject, week one

first phase completed

all vitals full(?) yes(?)

zero conflict

wild(?) age iron age

first experiemnt underway

results... no error error error error test subject... *voice fades into static and repeated "errors"*

]

i used to assume it was talking about the supposed dragon who laid the eggs but now we know that was just a whimsical lie told by the feds. so then what was the whole error thing going on about? what experiement went wrong so early on? it must have something to do with the eggs, since it was way before recent dynamics, so what was an experiment that went wrong?

codeflippa has been referred to nothing else but "faulty egg" by the resistance

and rememebr the books we got from the federation on that one tubhole stream:

a failed experiment

#qsmp #qsmp theory #crack theory #crack theory tbh meta wise im not sure they thought that far ahead because the egg event was supposed ot end earlier #unless codeflippa is supposed to be a wild ass callback i dont think its that much #but this made me think

[agardenofideas]

qtubbo is a someone born from the love of the universe, ya know the end poem with the 2 'gods' talking? blue and green. tubbos eyes? blue and green. how the gods see the world? very different from those who live in it- how tubbo sees the world? very different from how those 2 gods saw the world but so much more than what other islanders or even the federation see-

tubbos seemingly weather related powers? its how his reality related powers manifest with emotions, but he can bend reality as needs be, need to get through this wall? grab a bike and cycle through- why needs the bike? why do gods need offerings or things that 'hold' or 'guide' their power? cuz it works, just like all the bad luck stuff, power runs on weird rules ok? and tubbo being unseen by anyone but etoiles was slip of control in powers which was unexpected, he got stronger

basically, tubbo is a godling and he can and will break reality because he sees reality as a tangible and mutable thing to a larger extent than anyone around him can (fed keep an eye on him so they can do 'reality checks' or at least they try)

#tubbo #qsmp #tubbo is a literal god and you cannot and will not change my mind #kinda crack theory but honestly im here for it #how does a person be dead for a long time adn also be practically immortal while also leaving corpses behind? why gods of course! #create is his material of choice in how manifest/represent/summon him and his power- hes like that cuz hes deprived </3 #not just in messing with it but also in reach- he needs people to know his name and use the things that are his image(create) to sustain- #himself somewhat; can he exist without others or his items? yes. will he thrive in that way? no. he may find a way to make a corner for him #but he would never thrive as he would with people and his things. gods are lonely and thats why they either come with a pantheon or make li #e- they are lonely beings who need others- not really to exist but to thrive when they could not do so alone #they dont need followers; they just need to not be alone #uhhh yea not just a crack idea anymore pfft

[the-crimson]

I am once again thinking of the special guest bbh theory and why the federation absolutely refuses to touch him and I remembered the one time the federation punished him: when ElQuackity kidnapped Dapper.

This is a bit of an unhinged crack theory but follow me for a minute XD

The federation is scared of bbh. They invited him to the island for unknown reasons presumably because of what he is/what he’s done but they know how dangerous he is and are afraid of pushing him too far.

Then comes ElQuackity who kidnaps Bad’s son which is the worst possible thing anyone could do. ElQuackity is a federation agent but the federation can deny culpability to his actions completely. My theory is that the federation helped ElQuackity kidnap Dapper as a risk assessment, to see what Bad’s reaction would be in a somewhat controlled environment. In the moment Bad was mostly just shocked and silently furious and focusing on Dapper’s wellbeing. It was days later when Bad let a smidge of his fury loose by exploding Quackity’s pyramid. It is very rare for players to destroy other’s builds on this server (Roier didn’t know the school/daycare was Bad’s build) but Bad put so many mines on Quackity’s pyramid that they are still going off to this day. The entire situation was comedic at the time but you could tell Bad was keeping himself on such a tight leash through it all.

In all honesty, I think Bad is more afraid of what he is capable of then the federation. He keeps himself on such an incredibly tight leash it’s insane. Through ElQuackity’s kidnapping of Dapper, they learned a lot. Bad doesn’t retaliate blindly. He doesn’t succumb to mindless rage. He waits. He plots. When he destroyed Quackity’s pyramid he was indeed provoked but it was still incredibly tactical. He played ElQuackity’s game, he twisted ElQuackity’s words and put him on the defensive and had ElQ backtracking and scrambling to regain control of the situation. This whole situation was played for laughs but it proved to the federation that if they push Bad, he will retaliate but on his own terms. He will not be goaded into doing what the federation wants. He will wait. He will plan. And when he is ready he’ll make everything come crumbling down.

#qsmp #crimson speaks #badboyhalo #special guest theory #crack theory #it’s so interesting that that the only time the federation has touched him #was due to elquackity #someone who could give the fed plosives deniability #plausible*

[mahhairbegreasy]

Ok, everyone is talking about how q!Bagi’s brother is most likely Cellbit and I know a few people are suggesting other members who would be a funny plot twist and I propose to you an idea:

Bagi’s brother is actually none other than Wilbur Soot, Hatsune Miku himself.

#qsmp #qsmp bagi #qsmp wilbur #crack theory #this would be funny though

[ultra-violetra]

watching old dapper & ramon clips is all fun and games until foolish yells “i hope you get kidnapped again!! and i hope you don’t come back!”

#this only adds to my ‘foolish is the big bad of the server’ crack theory #i can’t believe he would do this to the eggs… #qsmp #qsmp foolish

[valictini]

Okay hold on

What if the black concrete didn't appear because the code exploded but because the code teleported to the place the black concrete (and the codes, i assume) comes from. And the black concrete just spilled out the breach the code created to escape.

Now

Imagine on purgatory 2, people discover a place with black concrete, near where the atomic bomb was before it exploded...

Imagine the resistance team eventually getting to that black concrete dimension... and there they find a familiar face...

A fully code-infected Maximus, now officially king of the codes, whose code part instinctively opened a way to the black dimension right before the bomb exploded in order to survive-

#qsmp #qsmp code entity #qsmp maximus #q!maximus #qsmp theory #kind of a crack theory im aware but #thatd be such a cool way to get maximus back on qsmp!!

[cubitodragon-moved]

An addendum to my “Fit is Retelling The First 2hrs of Kingdom Hearts II in a Minecraft setting” crack theory:

If Fit’s cubito is Roxas and the Contractor is (presumably) DiZ, we better really fucking hope that the plot doesn’t veer sharply into Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days territory and make Ramón the Xion in this scenario.

#qsmp #Qsmp crack theory #Qsmp theory #qsmp fitmc #iykyk #vector to the heavens is a banger track #BUT NO ONE WANTS TO CRY FIT #THE KH TO QSMP PIPELINE BETTER NOT BE REAL #(bonus question: who’s the Namine?)

[dotterelly]

I was trying to sleep some more but for some reason my brain is just being hijacked by crack theories for qPhilza lore rn.

What if instead of possessing qPhilza the Enderking started out by entrancing/spiriting away Chayanne? Chayanne could be particularly vulnerable to that rn with his current emotional state. Imagine he disappears and qPhilza searches desperately for him and finally finds him in an area taken over by the End and tries to take him home but Chayanne is all like "at peace". Not possessed but like... slightly purple glow in his eyes and a bit hypnotized...

#qsmp #qPhilza #qsmp philza #qsmp ender king #qsmp chayanne #qsmp crack theory

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Random thought. (this is probably inaccurate because I cant really watch QSMP streams)

Philza, renowned fighter and married to death: currently being gaslit by the federation

Etoiles, renowned fighter who beats up codes: retured because he lost a fight to a code

Fit, he comes from 2b2t, master survivalist: currently on his C!ranboo arc by loosing memories (and cucurucho may know why he is on the island)

Bad, immortal grim reaper who helped sink atlantis: actually im sure yall can figure out why he is on this list...

Forever, president over server: got f***ing drugged by federation

My point? All 5 of these people are A, canonically powerful, and/or B. Have many connections to eachother and the rest of the server.

Say that we theorize that the codes are made and used by the Federation, that means all 5 of these character’s arcs are driven by the Federation.

That means all 5 of these characters are being hindered/unable to use their abilities or powers because of the situation that the federation has them in.

Also considering how powerful Bad, Fit, Etoiles, and Phil are canonically, its basically the federation taking out the 3 strongest defenders that the islanders have, and having Forever under their control only adds to the power the federation has against the islanders.

THEY ARE TAKING OUT ANY RESISTANCE TO THEM.

So who is next? Possibly Rubius of his CC logs on soon, maybe Foolish depending on the lore CC foolish has for his character.

One thing seems to be clear though...

The federation seems to be done with playing games.

They are starting to enforce rules and break people to get what they want.

We have seen what they have done to Quackity.

Its only a matter of time before more people start to dissappear and come back witm memories gone.

Time may be running out.

#qsmp philza #qsmp fitmc #qsmp etoiles #qsmp bbh #qsmp forever #qsmp theory #watch me be wrong next time one of them streams #its literally 11 p.m. and I have school tomorrow #help #qsmp #I can and will talk about another crack egg theory if i feel like it

[rubyroboticalt]

before i draw fanart are we ready for my qsmp crack theory? yes? good!

i don't think the dead eggs are actually dead.

hear me out. we know that when bobby died, the federation gave jaiden and roier time to send him off before taking him away to be dead. and when egg deaths were determined to be non-canon, the federation gave the egg back. there hasn't been an instance of an egg not respawning. it has been the feds taking the egg.

i think the feds had the dead eggs still in their care. and i think that when the egg event happens, there's a decent chance that all of the eggs will be there to rescue. trump, juanaflippa, tilín, bobby, all of them.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp theory #crack theory #haha‚ get it‚ crack. like an egg.

[ramons-elevator]

Okay but what if instead of being put on separate teams or go back to quesadilla island, gay ninjas is sent to where the eggs are.

What if when Fit wakes up he sees Ramon standing over him. Richas shaking Forever awake and screaming every curse he can at him. Pomme checking Etoiles for wounds. Leo hugging her brother, worried that he isnt smiling anymore.

What if they get to spend time with the eggs and take car eof them, but they dont know if anyone is gonna win. They have to be in the dark and hold on to their eggs as long as possible.

Because any second they will be ripped away from them again

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #its a crack theory but im hopefull

[ghostly-omens]

what if the reason we've only recently gotten portuguese-speaking cucurucho is because nobody expected the Brazilians and the census bureau had to hurriedly call up Off-Island Federation HQ and ask for a cucurucho pre-loaded with Portuguese to be delivered

#qsmp #this is a crack theory to be clear #it took some time to cook him up okay