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limplegsakimbo · 2 months
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half built plush near you is begging to be tangled in your sheets! sultry rumps with stuffing leaking out... all this and more...
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softass · 2 months
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okay heres the deal
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this dude here? this fine looking felt fucker? thats kermit the frog. the genuine fucking article baby, in the foam.
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look at that subtle head crest where the the middle finger rests, the tasteful eye focus. oh my god, it even has dimples. this is a man i know and love. hes like a father to me. there for me since sesame street up through my rocky muppet show adolescence and into jim henson hour adulthood. this is a face you can trust. go on little man, take a seat on kermits lap and tell him what you want for muppet christmas. is that flying penguins i hear? very popular choice. anyway, onto what im really pissed about.
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who, the absolute fuck, is this douchebag? lets start at the obvious. this motherfucker has some hey arnold ass skull disorder. theres no give to that baby, no indication of skull bones. looks like a middle aged dad going through a rough divorce and getting botox. kermit the frog would never. were gonna refer to this guy as false kermit from now on. like bigger luke before him, false kermit is a liar and a fraud here to take advantage of your good will twoards the real kermits sensitive soul.
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it isnt enough that this impostor is out there, no, hes on everything. you go into a wal mart and try and find me even the slightest hint at real kermit. go on, ill wait. no luck? thats what i thought. obviously disney is in on it, his proliferation goes hand in hand with disneys dominance of the brand. what are they hiding from us? wheres real kermit, walt? is this some faul shit were on, are the clues there for us to find. one things for sure, this guys an impostor and must not be trusted.
for more information on the case visit plushrump.com
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sneos-snail-snlog · 1 year
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animalsoffgu · 5 years
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The African giant snails are enjoying their snuffet (snail buffet)🐌🥬
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dragonflymage · 3 years
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I’d normally say that I like my Fi function, and I suppose overall I do. I’ve nearly drowned in it during my last loop so I’m feeling slightly ambivalent toward it. Not so much that I’d rather do without it though.
Even with this ambivalence, I am grateful for its existence. Without this function, I wonder how I could ever make a sensible decision. Not that all my decisions are sensible. Because, haha, they aren’t. That’s usually because I doubted my instincts and went the wild path instead of the Fi path. That’s what a grip-loop can do.
I have a love-dislike towards my Fi. It’s normally shiny and amazing, but it can also be a crevice of burping sludge.
Fi is the reason I mentally withdraw to ponder the planet. It walks beside me like a constant shadow, reminding me not to wander off the path or else risk being lost in Mirkwood.
I don’t refer to these Fi inner guidelines as morals. I like to see it as the voice of my soul whispering in my ear as I roam through the energies of the universe. Each energy line I pass through creates a ripple that not only affects me but also affects every other packet of life around and beyond me. Like one large energy snuffet. (Not sure if that’s a word lol)
May the Fi be with you! 💗
Thanks for the question. 😊
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Me and work friend, discussing new Sesame Street characters:
Friend: One of the new Sesame Street characters has a father that’s in jail.
Me: I know, it’s awesome.  Lots of kids watching are in that situation.
Friend: Oh, yeah, it is, I just... I wanna know what the puppet did to get arrested, you know?  Like, did he straight-up murder another puppet?  I need to see a video of that.
Me: Puppet snuff films.
Friend: SNUFFET.
Sometimes I think it’s a miracle that our manager hasn’t sent us for counseling yet.  I’m sure the day is coming.
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cobolt-crusader · 7 years
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that snuffet mofucker and his damn beyblades
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flashlightfootwork · 6 years
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orangeccreamsicles replied to your post: orangeccreamsicles replied to your post: ...
I’m saying oh no on your behalf for whatever landed on your dash that you didn’t want to see.
it looks like some kind of puppet themed snuff blog... snuffets, if you will. :(
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burstingatseams · 1 month
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softass · 2 months
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deleted my last post. sorry for the confusion.
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The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
An astronaut exposed to cosmic rays outside of Saturn's rings returns to Earth and begins to melt away. Escaping from the hospital, he wanders around the backwoods looking for human flesh to eat.
Try eight more:
Threads (1984)
ABCD: American-Born Confused Desi (2013)
The Bowler (2010)
Against The Law (1997)
Snuffet (2014)
Yogi Bear's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper (1982)
Phenomenal Hen (1905)
I Always Wanted to Be a Saint (2003)
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todut10-blog · 7 years
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The Psycho Lover (1970)
The Psycho Lover (1970)
A psychiatrist plots to murder his wife, but with a new twist: he will brainwash a patient he is treating into committing the crime.
Try six more:
Lost Cave Temples of the Himalaya (2009)
Time passes (2016)
Snuffet (2014)
The Last Station (2013)
Cielo rojo (1962)
The Hunters (1996)
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attila1994-blog1 · 7 years
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M Is for Mailbox (2014)
M Is for Mailbox (2014)
Submitted for "The ABCs of Death 2" competition.
Try eight more:
The Devil's Carnival (2012)
The Big Clock (1948)
Snuffet (2014)
Quebec My Country Mon Pays (2016)
Love and Other Disasters (2006)
Fuenteovejuna (1947)
Company (2011)
The Goalkeeper (2000)
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Good Grief! Cancer Boy! (1990)
Good Grief! Cancer Boy! (1990)
In this experimental parody of Charles M. Schulz's "Peanuts" comic strips and TV specials, a live action Charlie Brown lookalike named "Cancer Boy" attempts to kick a football, only to be mocked by his peers and fall into despair.
Try three more:
Snuffet (2014)
Of Mice and Men (1939)
Disruption: Climate. Change. (2014)
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Snuffet (2014)
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