saints row headcanons with these dorks
Matt Miller:
he convinces you to watch nyteblade with him and you ironically love it, almost as much as him
and yes, you call him nyteblade in bed... i mean, how could you resist? look at that face
he enjoys to dress you up in his clothes, do your nails, and make you like a clone of him but much more sexier
lots of cuddles and kisses
not to be nsfw but this man is kinky but very shy when it comes to it
Johnny Gat:
he's hard-headed when it comes to love
he just wants to feel needed. after losing aisha, he never thought he'd have another love in his life so you appearing in his life... really changed his life
kissing and he enjoys spooning you <3
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Saints Row IV is so unhinged. And as someone who never played Saints Row before it’s even funnier because nothing fucking makes sense characters-wise because their stories are in the first three games. But it doesn’t matter because SRIV is chaotic enough the storytelling doesn’t need to make sense. Is it glitchy as all fuck? Yes. Does it crash every other fucking mission? Also yes. Do I care? Lmao no. It’s like one big fucking troll of a game. The story’s fucking narrator turns out to be Jane fuckign Austen, like what the fucj man I need more games this fucking unhinged.
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leader of the deckers
R4gn0r0k
Matty
Matt Miller
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Matt Miller is the most character ever like I love the funny British emo boy
My man literally made a simulation so he could act out his self-insert Nyteblade fanfiction. Like I get you. And the entire time he’s just gushing about Nyteblade and at first The Boss is,, lowkey criticising. But as the mission goes on The Boss slowly gets interested in Nyteblade and just listens to Matt gush and starts asking him questions and getting into it like I literally smiled so big and goofy playing that mission.
I would replay it 50 times if I could and I’d never get sick of it
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Gat and the girlies pulling up to Genki Bowl.
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Did a "suggest a SR character' thing on twitter and drew Zinjai for @zinjai-the-zinbean 💜
Felt like sharing him here too vwv
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When The Old Generation meet The New Generation
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You ever just watch your ship doing completely innocuous stuff in-game and just feel like "OH MY GOD THEY'RE TALKING"?
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Just played Ben King's loyalty mission in SRIV and lol what even happened.
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The Reboot ain't perfect and has its faults, trust me I will make a whole blog on it later. However it's up there when I rank it.
1. Saints Row 2
2. Saints Row (2006)
3. Saints Row (2022)
4. Saints Row 3
5. Gat Outta Hell
6. Saints Row 4... Ekh
Is AOM a SR game? If so the 9th.
Naturally you are always welcome to have a different option to me here. We will never all agree, and that's okay.
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Just Agent Gat holding his Ultor Executive/Club-Owning Wife! (In the AOM universe I like to think that Roxxi keeps her hold over Ultor and also runs Purgatory with Aisha, Shaundi and Viola!
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me, playing saints row iv for the first time: huh, why can’t the boss fuck keith david
several hours later: yo that is literally keith david
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