Why does the bag in the cereal box gotta crinkle so gd loud, yelling my business to the rest ofthe house like that? Its midnight, ppl are sleeping, my goblinry is between me and whatever sadiatic chaos entity spit me into existence ok? mind ya business.
I’m going to strangle the bird that everyday decides that 4:30 am is the perfect time to lordly scream outside my window constantly for hours and hours
Them whatsapp bots better stop texting me or imma ask my friends for the most unnerving images they can get so I can send those bots them got damn pics
cold, over-achieving, "perfect" character who is "loved" by everyone because of how amazing and beautiful and talented they are / little ball of sunshine, "useless" character, who everyone hates or doesn't take seriously and is a condescending asshole towards because they can't do much anyway is a very good dynamic
when the perfect one isn't also a fucking asshole towards the other one 😑