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Magical Girl Ore - Episode 02

Let the escalator continue. It’s Magical Girl Ore, episode 02! Here we GO!

-We begin right where we left off, with jacked teddy bears wanting Mohiro, and Saki-kun very confused about her newly jacked body. Ko-san just gives her a THUMBS UP.

-Opening! I wonder if that rival idol girl duo will turn into magical girls too.

-Episode 02! Magical Girl - Ore

-Saki-kun immediately grapples up Ko-san AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! He tries to act cutesy, which does not work, but look. A big jacked man body is the best fighting form. But you gotta be cute, so the clothes! THIS IS NOT THE STACKED SHE WANTED! On the other hand, those demons are gonna steal Mohiro away if she does nothing…So…

-What to do…What to do…How to handle this…

-Saki-kun can only laugh and cry, and introduce herself as the magical girl of justice. This is hell. But as the first demon comes, her body blocks its strikes with ease! These muscles, this power…STRIKE! LEG THROW! Her body is as the gods of old, forged in steel and dreams! She can fight!

-There’s just one problem. She’s facing a small army here. Shouldn’t she have some kind of magic?! Yep, it’s in your hairpins. Throw them! So Saki-kun obeys…And they bounce off of the demons…Are they full of exorcism power or some—

-EXPLOSION

-They’re magical grenades! …Saki-Kin is terrified. Do you have anything less conspicuous? How about his magical handgun? Unlimited ammo, no bandana required. SOMETHING LESS YAKUZA ESQUE PLEASE! Well aren’t you picky. But fine, to the bag of tricks! He’s got a real classic!

-A magical staff! Wrapped like an illegal gun, naturally. But Saki-kun can use this! Her magic will change this world! Prepare yourself, demons! They’re prepared. …Ko-san, how does she use the staff? It’s literally just a staff. Beat their skulls in with it. So take initiative and fight hard! Terrifyingly hard!

-Saki-kun fights, tears in her eyes, until there is no more fighting to be done. When it’s over, she is covered in blood, the pile of gore is so terrible it has to be censored, and she is in despair. This is even worse than the idol world! Also there’s still Mohiro. Who can’t stop eyeing Saki-kun. And then, he blushes. Well that does explain why he’s not into Saki-chan…

-He’s also being very shy and quiet as he asks the name of this noble hero who saved him. Saki-kun can’t give her actual name, that’ll give away her secret…So all she can do is say “I am me” in masculine dialect, and Mohiro actually accepts it. And keeps looking back to Saki-kun as he heads off.

-Which is when Sakuyo and the manager finally arrive, and Saki-kun is in a panic! SHE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! Why are they here?! How long have they been here?! No, focus, focus, Mohiro bought it, she can totally sell the—

-Sakuyo figured it out in two seconds. They followed Saki when she came sprinting out of her house, and saw everything, including the transformation. And the manager…Is in noble tears of this display of love and magical girl power! He’s been a magical girl nerd since he was but a tiny boy, and now he gets to meet and manage one! He’ll have your back, Saki-kun!!! This was not the plan. This was NOT THE PLAN!

-Work hard as an idol, and a magical girl, Saki! Well, um, er, you see…She can’t just…I mean, look at this jacked body…

-Oh Sakuyo is looking.

-This WAS NOT THE PLAN! Also her manager wants to figure out a new name for her! Magical Girl Saki won’t work…Fuck it, you’re Magical Girl Ore! Really sell the yin-yang nature of your cute charm versus your explosive power! So, Saki-kun is the confused…And now it’s time to celebrate! Beer for him, juice for you two! In that moment, Saki realized she was doomed.

-While a mysterious figure watches, eager to see what this new magical girl can do…

-New scene! It’s a new morning, and Saki is totally drained from a total lack of sleep, but she’s back to normal…And her mother has made her a refreshing breakfast. There is an entire tray of delicious breakfast miso soup hanging from her neck, which she gobbles down on the way to see Sakuyo.

-But she gets there early enough to see Mohiro! Sexy, sexy Mohiro! Thank you, god of early awakening! Okay, she can talk to him! She has to talk to him! She can’t even show her face, hiding behind a pole. Because what if he finds out that she’s Magical Girl Ore?! No, he’s deeply oblivious. She’ll probably be fine. And if he figures it out, she’ll kill herself. Alright, cool, plan for both outcomes, and STRI—

-His partner has shown up. There goes all her attempts in a shot! Back OFF, guy! But he spots her, gives her a grin, and hauls Mohiro right off…

-Which is when Sakuyo spots her, and Saki’s forced to give a good morning to Sakuyo, to Mohiro, and even Hyoe-san, who she would rather like to die and never be heard from again. But what brought him out so early? Well, he and Mohiro have so very many things to get done today, so he came to fetch his sleepy partner himself! SHE WILL KILL YOU!

-And he reveals that Mohiro is a bit scared of Saki, and he’s…Very quiet during this whole argument. Saki is very strongly considering murder. And Sakuyo finally decides to ask how long Saki’s wanted to bone her brother. …As long as she’s known him. That gentle but spacy nature of him…And that time when he saved them when they were lost in the woods…She’s wanted to make that up to him ever since, to protect him…

-Of course, all Sakuyo remembers that day is how hard she was freaking out, and how Saki was comforting her and keeping her stable until her brother found them…And she, she can’t root for these two to get together…! She’s got to go! Go on ahead without her, she’ll catch up, Saki! And then Saki falls into despair, feeling like Sakuyo can’t forgive this indiscretion into her family…!

-Which is Ko-san starts trying to get her attention as she’s battering her head into a pole, and…Oh my god he has a mascot size. Oh my god he’s tiny. SO TINY. But he still has his normal head and it’s kind of creepy! DON’T CALL HIM CREEPY! I do what I want, mascot boy.

-Look, he worked so hard to be a cuter little mascot that Saki could carry around! But also, look, there’s a demon coming. …AND IT WANTS MOHIRO AGAIN?! Jeez, this guy is a prime target alright…They went as soon as Mohair’s partner stepped away for two seconds…

-SAKI WON’T LET THAT STAND! She sprints off in a fury, intending to save her precious Mohiro-chan!!! With that declaration, she transforms, and instead of Saki-chan’s slow feminine gait, it’s Saki-kun’s furious athletic sprint! They’re able to get into the line of fire ahead of schedule, to head it off before it can find Mohiro…

-And they discover a jacked teddy bear doing Ursula cosplay. This was not the plan. It’s even creepier than you! FUCK YOU ROOKIE! But, fine! Ko-san, her weapon!

-He thought they’d be good for like a week so he didn’t bring any.

-WHAT?!

-Fine. Guess she’s doing this bare-knuckled! And it comes fast…And grapples Saki-kun immediately! Use your hips! Use, that, booty! Saki-kun has no room to do anything of the sort…And then it goes for her strawberry panties! This is the worst! Is this how she dies, the heroine of this story destroyed in episode two—

-But that’s when Sakuyo rips a tentacle off! She, she can’t bear to see you hurt…If you intend to protect her brother, she’ll protect YOU! Sakuyo, no! Don’t put yourself in danger! Escape! Saki-kun will fight…And thank you, thank you for this support…

-Sakuyo is moved to tears…And Ko-san gets a feeling. This girl…She’s got love power off the charts! A crush she’s held in for as long as Saki! YOU, big tits! You can FIGHT! Cry out your love, and save her!

-In a flash of blue and a vicious chop, the tentacles are severed…And Sakuyo-kun declares, her, love, for SAKI!!! Saki-kun is the confused. And the mysterious figure watches…

-Credits!

And then there were two…And the dynamic just got, shall we say, complicated. How will Saki deal with this declaration of love from her longtime friend? How will Sakuyo deal with the ramifications? Can they love each other in their magical girl forms? And what of Mohiro, and his growing crush on the warrior for justice who saved his life? We have lots of questions and few answers…But we’ll just have to see how things settle next time, in episode THREE of Magical Girl Ore! Wait for it!

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courage-a-word-of-justice · 6 years

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BnHA 47 - 48 | Hinamatsuri 10 | MSO 11 | Rokuhoudou 10

BnHA 47

“I’ll stick you.” – I don’t get it. What does that line mean? I think Himiko said “soushimashou” (let’s do that”), so it might be “I’ll stick with you”.

“It’s been a while since I saw that muttering.” – Yeah, I don’t think we’ve seen it since season…1, methinks? Wow, that seems like a long time ago already.

Why does Best Jeanist like…oh, right. Ookami = wolf and kami = hair…

Onigiri can mean “demon cutter” (samurai implications there with the “cutting”), but Edgeshot’s aesthetic is a ninja…hmm, that doesn’t quite work.

How the heck did the heroes pretend they were a pizza delivery service? That’s hilarious!

Endeavour really is like Bakugo (in being an angry bean), huh?

I love how Shigaraki is just like, “Damnit,” all of a sudden.

What- Bakugo, gone? Again? What happened to Best Jeanist? Waggggh?! The cliffhanger’s too tantalising!!!

Hinamatsuri 10

Wow, Utako’s such a free spirit…

Yikes, all this moving out business forced on to a middle schooler…such a strange comedy of errors we have here. Hitomi even has a seal, as you just saw.

Oh, it’s the band guys from a while back! Didn’t think they’d show up again.

Now there’s a history lesson on the namahage…I think this joke has gone on way too long, but I’m still laughing at it…*laughter behind hand*

If you look carefully at the screen which Shiho’s been working on (it’s a Word doc on a Windows OS), you can see the word “NAMAHAGE” over and over again without spaces…LOL. The computer seems to be a black version of a Mac though.

I am simultaneously proud of Hitomi for impressing her mother and yet utterly shocked at how mother and daughter are so alike…

*cuts to horse racing* - Oh…dear. *muffled laughter behind hand*

“What matters is your appreciation for that person.” – Aw, it’s such a nice statement. Like a Mother’s Day sort of thing.

BnHA 48

There’s a lot of still shots this episode…hmm. I never thought I’d say that for a Bones show…

Holy moly! It’s anime!Darth Vader! So that’s where that joke comes from!

When All for One holds his hand ot to Shigaraki, you can really see All Might-Deku parallels…ooh, dear. Things are really going to get nasty from here on out.

All Might’s real name is Yagi Toshinori (with the “gi” having the kanji for “tree”), so that’s why he likes Yakushima cedar. After all, he’s big and protective like an ol’ tree, ain’t he?

Is it possible for Deku and co. to plead self-defence in juvenile court???

It’s hilarious how Mt. Lady calls the group “stupid kids”.

I know All Might’s mentor was also called Shimura (Nana Shimura)…it can’t be…I kind of knew it was true, but I can’t believe it, now that I know the context behind it…

Oh! I’ve never seen All Might do one of those moves that restrains a person rather than knocks all the stuffing out of them! This is new!

Is it just me, or is All for One’s head ruined from All Might’s smashing? Or was it already wrecked before All Might bashed it in even more?

MSO 11

“Do you memorise the schedules of all of your royal family members?!” – Kokoro’s got a point for once.

“My favourite magical girl is Creamy Mami!” – Oh, that would explain why he was going extremely nuts over that piece of merch last episode. If only we’d seen that sooner. *facepalm*

Karintou.

Wait, so there really are 6 Fujimotos and not just one??? You’re kidding!!!

They actually went and pointed all the off model shots out! Boueibu only does that sort of thing in the beginning!

“Fresh Mohiro-kun (slightly bruised)” – I laugh. It’s too good as a joke, man.

…but are they really going to continue this off model joke throughout the episode? It’s starting to lose its novelty already…Update: Nope, thank goodness.

*Sakuyo crashes through door with Saki* - Well, to use an old joke, that’s definitely one way of using your head, Saki…

Montages need a trademark in this show, I swear…

The moment where Sakuyo and Saki parted was kinda sweet. Sakuyo’s been portrayed as nothing but predatory, so to see her respecting Saki’s boundaries for once is nice.

Well, that was an extremely meta joke about commercials…but it’s still not kidding.

Thos creations of the demon world (including a man in purple underwear…?) were definitely to weird us out…but *deep breath in* gd men has worse. I’m fine. *exhale*

“Might as well go home early and finish off my anime backlog.” - At least Yamo has his priorities straight, LOL.

Mohiro barely said anything for the next episode preview…that’s just like him, actually.

Welp, one more episode left.

Rokuhoudou 10

It’s like a parody of Omae wa Mada Gunma wo Shiranai’s title…that’s what I keep thinking when I see that episode title (She Doesn’t Know Rokuhoudou Yet).

Sui’s ending his sentences with nya (meow) occasionally, so the cat puns are to accommodate that.

Sui basically did an entire Animorphs transformation right there, from dork to bishonen! Wahaha!

Kanten is kind of like agar, but derived from a different seaweed. Shiratama are a kind of dango, made for Hinamatsuri, hanami and events like that.

Kuromitsu is a kind of syrup.

“Dokidoki” isn’t exactly “nail-biting”, y’know. It’s “heart-pounding”.

Masterchef taught me that a good chef should be able to recreate a dish just by tasting it. I guess the boys of Rokuhoudou don’t believe in that, huh?

Did you notice Gure’s eyes became specks for a second…?

The juxtaposition of the kitchen’s mad rush and the emotional talk of the sisters really is hilarious!

Jinsei wa Hanba-gu? Life is a Hamburg…what? Well, I know the answer is “steak” (i.e. a hamburger patty kind of thing), but other people might not know that. That’s what these notes are for.

I think that was Gure going on about Mt. Vesuvius…and with a strange black pasta spewing steam like that, it’s no wonder he was going on about a deadly volcano…is it possible for a pasta to do that, though? I might want to consult Astral on that...

#simulcast commentary #mahou shoujo ore #magical girl ore #rokuhoudou yotsuiro biyori #hinamatsuri #boku no hero academia #Chesarka watches MSO #Chesarka watches Hinamatsuri #Chesarka watches Yotsuiro Biyori #Chesarka watches BnHA #my hero academia

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