Turns out that I'm a sucker for pathetic middle aged men with memory issues, have an unsual alter ego/split personality, is friends with pure sunshine children that also annoy them (be they aware of it or not), are secretly depressed, have a thing for food, wears the same kind of outfit.... and turn out to have an almost similar eye color to mine when the art style shifts for them. And yes I'm referencing two different memes here.
(Though if you had to tell me which one I'd have to be locked in a room with, I'd chose Todd/Scratch. Especially if my other option was the TETOCU!Krupp.)