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Nathalie *knocks on Gabriel’s bedroom door*: “Sir, are you decent?”

Gabriel: “Morally, no. But I am wearing pants, if that’s what you’re asking!”

#nathalie needs a vacation #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #i forgot i had this in my drafts #it's been rotting here for months! #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Truth *hits Nathalie*: “Tell me your secrets.”

Gabriel *panics*: ‘Oh, no! She’ll reveal our identities!’

Nathalie: “I’m in love with Gabriel Agreste.”

Truth: “...”

Ladybug: “...”

Chat Noir: “...!”

Everybody: “...”

Truth: “Why is everybody in love with these people?!!!” *starts crying*

#poor luka #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Gabriel: “I will not let a technicality stop me.”

Nathalie: “A technicality like the law?”

Gabriel: “Yeah. I hate that thing.”

#he sure does... #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Adrien: “Tell me about your first love.”

Nathalie *has war flashback*: “It’s complicated.”

#“I pushed my feelings deep down and bottled them up for over 15 years... I’m still in love with the guy. I need help.” #someone please send help #she needs it #nathalie sancoeur #here we thought she fell in love after emilie died #but no... it was before gabriel and emilie even got together #poor nathalie #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml season 5 #ml spoilers #ml passion #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Adrien: "Father, what’s it like having Nathalie as your assistant?"

Gabriel: "Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'."

#he probably deserved it #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Hawkmoth (about Mayura): “God, I love that in a woman.”

Chat Noir: “What? Passion?”

Hawkmoth: “Violence.”

#gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #nathalie sancoeur #mayura #adrien agreste #chat noir #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Nathalie: “Good morning, Sir.”

Gabriel: “I hope our kids have your eyes.”

Nathalie: “What?”

Gabriel: “I said 'good morning' .”

#he also hopes they get her brain #gabenath #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Nathalie: “You’re crazy, Gabriel. I’m done with you.” *leaves*

Gabriel: *cataclysms himself* 

Tomoe: “...and why would you do such a thing?”

Gabriel: “Nathalie is 90% of my impulse control.”

#the moment she leaves him he kills himself #good job sir #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml season 5 #ml spoilers #ml destruction #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Gabriel: *walks out of the room smiling*

Félix: "Ugh, I bet he sleeps with that smirk on his face."

Nathalie *adoringly*: "Sometimes."

Félix: "What?"

Nathalie: "What?"

#things felix didn't need to know #nor wanted to #gabriel agreste #felix graham de vanily #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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4 year old Adrien: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium*

Gabriel: “What did you think a tiger shark was, Adrien?”

#i mean imagine if you're a kid and hear 'tiger-shark' what would you imagine? #of course adrien is disappointed! #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Nathalie, preparing Gabriel's coffee: "Sugar?"

Gabriel *smiles*: "Yes, honey?"

Nathalie *confused*: "Since when do you put honey in your coffee?"

Gabriel: "What?! No- I thought- Didn't you just call me 'sugar'?"

Nathalie *flustered*: "I meant if you wanted sugar in your coffee!!!"

Adrien: *trying not to choke on his fruit juice*

#the man is not good at this #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #adrien agreste #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Gabriel: "Adrien thinks we're dating."

Nathalie *gently touches his chest*: "Why would he think that?"

Gabriel *takes her hand in his and holds it lovingly: "I have no idea, my dear."

#can't believe i'm saying it but i miss s3 #the little touches #the glaces #'my nathalie' #those were the days #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Nathalie: "Why are you calling me this late?"

Adrien: "I need your help. I've done something bad. Very bad."

Nathalie: "Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way."

Adrien: "What? No, it's not- Why would I-"

#she's already got the shovel in the car #nathalie sancoeur #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Gabriel: "Nothing you can say or do will stop me, Nathalie!"

Nathalie: "..."

*slowly takes off her jacket, glasses and let’s her hair down*

Gabriel: "..."

"I'm listening."

#it could've been so easy #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Gabriel: "You... have a face."

Nathalie: "...Yes. Yes, I do, sir"

Gabriel: "I mean, a nice face. You have a very nice face."

Nathalie: "Oh! Thank you, Gabriel... I think?"

Gabriel: "Please accept my attempts at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing."

#listen it's been a while #he's rusty #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts

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Nathalie: *walks into the kitchen* *sniffs* “Is something burning?”

Gabriel, leaning on the counter: “The only thing burning is my love for you... please forgive me.”

Nathalie: “The stove is on fire.”

#nathalie is not buying his bs #but she still loves him... deep down #nathalie sancoeur #gabriel agreste #gabenath #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml crack #TheAgrestesFamilyAffairs #escaping thoughts