#They have no name but they're cobalt with gold eyes and has a face that screams 'I don't have time to deal with your BS'

[optimus-rhyme]

Real actual thing I wrote for science at school

What would the trolls from Homestuck be classfied as? This will be an INDEPTH study into that question. Things we know for sure: They're natural carnivores, evidence to this is that Trolls have front facing eyes, meaning they are predators. This is supported by the fact most trolls have sharp teeth and there diet consists of bugs.

They're nocturnal: This is in reference to myth that trolls will turn to stone in the sun, in comic though, it's because the sun on there planet is so bright it will cause blindness.

They have a bee like reproduction structure: All trolls have to send genetic material to the Mother Grub, as the name suggests this creature lays all trolls. (besides our main 12 trolls, who were created paradoxically with ectobiology.) They are not mammalian : Trolls are very close to bugs, being layed in an egg rather than born, other than that there pretty much grey humans with horns. They have a skeleton: There skeleton's are exactly like a humans.

Trolls have 11 blood colors from highest to lowest they are: Rust, bronze, gold, olive, jade, teal, cobalt, indigo, purple, violet, and fuchsia. There can only be two fuchsia bloods at a time, because one has to rule the planet and the other one has to wait to be next in line. There was two other blood caste, lime is one of them, but they have all gone extinct. The last blood caste is not on the hemospectrum at all, bright red mutant blood. It's not known how it was created as the only known troll with it was made paradoxically so theres no origin to trace it back too.

Trolls have two distinct groups, seadweller and landdweller, seadwellers only being in the violet and fuchsia bloods. Seadwellers are differnt for being able to breath underwater, the only visable differance about them is they have fins. For this i'm going to assume all blood types are subspecies.

Scientific classification: Rust bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia (pecuinus "beast like", cimex "bug")

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae (from the latin word durus meaning hard, tough or rude)

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Kinesis

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Kinesis (movement, as most rust bloods have telekinesis)

Scientific classification: Bronze bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Duxducis

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Duxducis (leader, guide, commander as most bronze bloods have telepathic control over animals)

Scientific classification: Gold bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Perculsus

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Perculsus (shock, gold bloods have the most potent psychic abilities and are commonly enslaved to be uses a batteries)

Scientific classification: Lime bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: † H. Cuppedia

Binomial nomenclature: † Hemo Cuppedia (delicacies, candies, sweetmeats, referencing lime/red blooded cherubs)

Mutant red bloods are theorized to be mutanted lime bloods so they don't get a classification, but if i were to give them there own there species would be Hemo Cruentus (meaning Blood Blood red ell oh ell)

Scientific classification: Olive bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Depraedor

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Depraedor (to plunder, lay waste, ravage as most olive bloods have animal-like predator qualities to them)

Scientific classification: Jade bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Matris

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Matris (mother, jade bloods are tasked with caring for newborn grubs)

Scientific classification: Teal bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Lexlegis

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Lexlegis (law, statute / covenant, teal bloods are a caste of civil servants)

Scientific classification: Cobalt bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Imperium

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Imperium (power to command, control as cobalt bloods have psychic powers ranging from mind reading to outright mind control)

Scientific classification: Indigo bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Arcus

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Arcus (bow and arrows), arch, bend, arc, most indigo bloods have arrow shaped horns)

Scientific classification: Purple bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Order: Arthropod

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Somnio

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Somnio (dream, imagine foolishly, the ablities they have are "chucklevoodoos" which induce nightmares)

Scientific classification: Violet bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Subclass: Piscisimlimexia (piscis similis "fish like", cimex "bug")

Order: Carnivoran

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Regius

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Regius (royal, regal the only thing violet bloods really are, are royal fish)

Scientific classification: Fuchsia bloods

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Pecuinusimexlia

Subclass: Piscisimlimexia

Order: Carnivoran

Family: Durdae

Genus: Hemocaste

Species: H. Immortalrarus

Binomial nomenclature: Hemo Immortalrarus (immortal + "rarus" meaning rare, fuchsia bloods live for a extremely long time and theres only two of them around at once)

Trolls have yellow sclera probably due to there nocturnal nature, meaning they most likely can see way better than humans. Trolls probably are naturally stronger than humans too. Nepeta, a troll whos 13 years old, can take down animals much bigger than her in battle.

It is suggested most bodily fluides of trolls are pigmented with there blood, as there tears are tinted with the same color Trolls mouths are never shown to be tinted with there blood color, and there lips are said to be naturally black I think this is to be able aborb heat in the night because the suns not out no more and it probably gets cold, it would also be a good way to hide from predators.

It is never shown what the biological funtion of there horns are, they never use it in combat so im assuming they use it in an attracting mates kind of way, the fact its the only brightly colored thing on them helps support this theory.

Female trolls are said to have breasts, but its said there uncable of lactation and its unknown what the use for them are

#homestuck #scientific classification #homestuck trolls #tony write #dats right new toner tag bay be ! #long post #i will tag it as #biology #too .. I suppose

[jouska-the-deer]

I’m playing Sonic Forces again and OMG! 

It’s so hilariously serious! You can’t have a freaking 3 ft tall red echidna say, “none of this is good. That’s why it’s called ‘war’,” and expect me not to laugh! 

I don’t even know why I find it so funny because it’s basically the same crud I stuff my fanfics full of. Heck, my second most popular fic takes place just after Sonic Forces and is the same, if not, darker, in tone. 

Also, I need to mention I’ve been unlocking all the clothes I can as I go along and my OC is one spiffy looking birb. I luv them. 

#They have no name but they're cobalt with gold eyes and has a face that screams 'I don't have time to deal with your BS' #Maybe I'll try to post a pic of them later but right now it's almost 10 AM and I haven't slept all night. #I love Sonic Forces and it's awful cheesiness but it's writing was actually pretty bad. Like... real bad. #It's a good thing that the most important part of video games is the gameplay otherwise Forces would be a 3 at best. #But it's super pretty and extremely fun to play so it's at least average. The story is bad but doesn't ruin anything for me. #I didn't mention the music because the music is always good in Sonic games. Like... come on. #Sonic Forces

[keyenuta]

Twisted Wonderland OC 6

Name Solon Argento

Voiced by:

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Birthday: January 1rst

Starsign: Capricorn

Height: 5'9"(175cm)

Eye color: Cobalt

Hair Color: Copper

Homeland: Ozlandia

Professional Status:

Dorm: Ramshackle

School Year: First

Class: 1-E

Occupation: Student

Club: Science

Best Subject: Practical Magic

Fun Facts:

Dominant hand: right

Favorite food: Spinach

Least favorite food: anything rare

Dislikes: his body getting stuck

Hobbies: building a house of cards

Talent: can empathise with someone just by looking at them

Appearance:

Solon is a nimble, mostly normal looking boy with pale skin and short fluffy copper hair that bursts from his metallic designed hat. Almost as if it was slap dashed together in a few minutes. His face is rather is rather angular with himself having a silver metal jaw. As underneath his brilliant half lidded cobalt eyes, he possesses a strip of gold colored metal right underneath his left eye. And despite his current position with his metallic body it seems Solon always keeps on a kind and calm expression. Gifting an air of calm to those around him.

Looking more upon his body, his most striking features are his metallic arms and legs, they're colored a mixed of silver and tin and often shine in the light around him.

Personality:

Solon is to put it simply, a bleeding heart, he is the most compassionate and empathetic of the dorm. Frequently feeling or trying to understands someone else's pain. He is a rather humble person and seems more like an old man than he actually. He often seems to be ( besides Fiyero) the chillest member of the group. Though his big heart can leave him getting stepped on by others. Or in some cases he can be so considerate to others he forgets about himself.

He may have lost parts of himself, but he never did lose his humanity, in fact it seems since his accident, he gained even more than he had before.

Unique Magic:

Equal ground: His unique magic allows him and those around him in a certain range to feel and know each other's emotions as if they were in the other person's shoes.

Backstory:

Solon's backstory for the most part starts off pretty simple, he grew up with a family of engineers. He grew up around his parents building and working in their shop, but like many kids he was curious, most of the time he was obviously stopped from doing anything too dangerous but one day, Solon tried being like his parents and ended up doing a very crazy accident which left him very injured. This is what led to him getting his metallic appendages. Which really humbled him as a person.

Trivia:

Solon means the wise one in certain translations

Argento means silver in certain translations

Solon is an inversion of the tin man, he has too much of a heart

He always carries a bottle of oil and tools on him at all times. Mostly cause his joints can often lock up on him

Though if he has locked up so much and can't reach it, Zoroaster often loosens him up. And if he'll let him, he'll colab with Solon to improve his appendages.

Solon is the second voice of reason in the dorm, especially with Zoroaster being a more chaotic dorm leader

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland ramshackle oc #ramshackle oc #twst ramshackle #twisted wonderland ramshackle #solon #solon argento #tin man

[ask-readyplayergaymers]

((So on top of this blog you've got like, 2 other AU askblogs too (and they're both amazing), so I was wondering, how many AUs do you have? For like. All of your fandoms? I'm very curious uwu))

((UHHHMMM LMAOOO

Honestly probably way too many to count but uh. Let’s see if I can remember them all

Be More ChillThis AU, of course!

My Life Tickets AU where Michael hands in a ticket in exchange for living for another day,

Cyber AU where Michael is Jeremy’s squip and manifests in any technology near him (mostly his cellphone),

Timeloop AU where Jeremy relives the night of the fire over and over as he attempts to help his friends escape the house without dying,

Pirate AU (I HONESTLY DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS CAME ABOUT BUT APPARENTLY IT’S MINE NOW?? IDK) where Michael is the captain of an awesome crew of pirates who kidnaps Jeremy, a young noble, and the two fall in love as they sail the seas and look for treasure and all that stuff lol,

Peculiar Steampunk AU based off of Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children where all the kids live together under the squip’s protection with their own unique set of abilities, also set during a Steampunk sort of era. So Michael has powers over plants, Jeremy’s wicked awesome with electricity (and also has a prosthetic leg after an accident with some people hunting them), etc.

I put the rest under the cut to save space because there really is a lot whoops

Also if you want to know more about any of these AUs? Just send an ask and I can give you links to more thorough descriptions for each of them!))

Mother 3/EarthboundAsktwinheroesoftazmily: My first ever blog on tumblr, it’s a post-game AU where Lucas and Claus are living together in peace :’)

Reform/Hero AU: Lucas is part of the Pigmask Reform group which repairs damage done by the Pigmask Army, he’s assigned to Tazmily and meets Claus there, who has a personal vendetta against anything Pigmask and a huge secret revolving around the downfall of the army

Friends AU: Lucas befriends the commander and the two of them run away from the army together and attempt to pull the remainder of the Needles before the army can recapture Commander

2p AU: Lucas and Claus’ personalities take a complete 180! Lucas becomes an asshole and Claus is just insane lol (also they’re colored differently of course, Luke’s got red hair and Claus is blonde)

Sorcerer AU: Claus is a sorcerer living secluded in the woods, one day he finds Lucas covered in blood and having no memory of who he once was.

I actually have a LOT more AUs for Mother 3 but these are the only ones I’ve formally introduced so far haha, but yeah there’s also the Crazy Town AU, the Kingdom AU, and the Hospital AU to name a few

Big Hero 6Inari: Hiro is a superhero known as Inari, he runs into Tadashi one day after a skirmish with Yama and eventually Tadashi comes to discover his identity so they split the name and become crime fighting heroes together! Hiro’s 19 in this AU and attending SFIT, he’s not related to Tadashi and therefore his only friend is human!Baymax (who is a healthcare major, go figure), and then he befriends Dashi and the rest of the crew!

PokemonPokemon Legends: My very special very amazing and wonderful hack!! It’s about a girl named Aqua, her next door neighbor Magma and her caretaker Drake, as they all come to discover the secrets of their past and their connections to each other involving some of the legendary Pokemon.

Later on we get the counterparts of Green (Jade), Red (Crimson), Blue (Turquoise), Silver (Cobalt) and Gold (Aurum) that remain with them for the rest of the arcs!

Arc two is about the relationship between Jade and Crimson and how their rivalry nearly tore it apart. But then they make up and it’s very gay. Also we get the legendary birds involved and Mewtwo behind the scenes, pulling some strings.

Arc three is about Aurum, who’s been taken by Lugia to the depths of the sea, and Cobalt’s valiant rescue attempt along with the rest of the crew! He makes bonds with Ho-Oh in order to save Aurum and tells Aqua about his history with Team Rocket and how Aurum saved him.

Arc four is about the Distortion World (also a bizarre version of the land of the dead), and Aqua and some of the others are trapped there. While there they encounter other “them’s” from other timelines where they died, so they run into a blind Cobalt who was killed by Lugia, a burned Aurum who was overwhelmed by Ho-Oh, Jade, whose arm was cut off and killed by Crimson due to him being possessed psychically by Mewtwo, and Drake who was killed by Groudon in an attempt to make peace in one of the timelines. Yeah, it’s pretty dark compared to the other three arcs lol

SenyuuShadows Are Darker in the Light: Ahh yes my infamous Senyuu fic, it’s a high school AU that’s very dark and sad, the ending is bittersweet. Basically it’s a unrequited love sort of thing where Ros moves away without a word and Alba’s left to deal with the aftermath.

FNAF AU: YEAH I MADE AN FNAF AU it’s loosely based off of the plot but. Seven years ago Alba was murdered at a restaurant/arcade place, his body was never found and neither was the murderer. Years later Ros, who was present at the time of the murder, is still looking into what happened to the person he loved the most, and decides to start working at the restaurant in order to get access to files he wouldn’t be able to see otherwise. But his first day on the job he runs into the ghost of Alba, who has been trapped there for years and cannot move on unless he is brought to justice. It’s really sad but really heartfelt and fun at times, too :’)

Letters into Paper Airplanes: I can’t give too much away about this one, but basically Alba receives letters from Ros every week, having never met him in person before. He falls in love with Ros over the course of a year of getting the letters, but there’s a huge secret behind them that he finds out later which is absolutely devastating. It has a happy ending though, I swear!!

SonicRoomies AU: In which Shadow is a human and crashes with Chris after Sonic returns to his world and the two of them grow up and get into tons of shenanigans together :’) Shadow basically has to deal with Chris’ teenage rebellious phase, it’s pretty hilariousIn the end though they get together after the whole mess with the Metarex, and they return to Chris’ world since Shadow belonged there from the start

Mystic Messengerask-saeran-and-saeyoung: My Mystic Messenger ask blog, hey-o! It’s not too much different from the canon plot after Seven’s route ends, except that Seven isn’t dating MC. He lives with Saeran and the two of them have all sorts of fun together while Saeran adapts to being out of Mint Eye at last

VoltronSimulator AU: I sure do love this one…so basically it’s set in the future as a canon divergence to season 2, Keith was horribly injured during the final fight with Zarkon and was sent out into space in an escape pod and trapped inside a simulator that Pidge and Lance created. Inside the sim Keith is tricked into believing that he’s back on earth with an AI Lance watching over him. Of course he does end up discovering the truth eventually but he learns to forgive and falls in love with AI!Lance and they start a relationship together once Lance is granted with a physical body outside of the sim ;D

Kingdom HeartsEclipse Kingdom AU: Sora is the prince of light, Riku the prince of darkness—they’re forbidden from interacting with each other but lol Riku ends up falling in love with Sora, who does in return, and then they start having rendezvous on the border of their kingdoms. Eventually Riku discovers he’s engaged to Namine, so he and Sora decide to run away together to Destiny Islands to escape the marriage. Namine, Axel and Kairi go off in search of them and encounter Roxas, and they all team up to find the princes and bring them home. A lot of other stuff happens but that’s the gist of it!!

Swapped AU: Sora and Riku get swapped with their younger selves, so Riku’s stuck with a younger Sora going on about Kairi and Sora’s stuck with a younger Riku being all edgy and moody and shit lol;; the older counterparts make the younger ones realize they’re hella gay for each other and it’s a fun time

Hanahaki Disease AU: Riku has Hanahaki Disease and is faced with either getting it surgically removed, therefore erasing his feelings for Sora and completely destroying their current relationship, or admitting his feelings to Sora with the chance of them being not returned and the disease killing him as a result. Yeah. Yikes.

KingsmanFamily Coping AU (hell idk I just came up with that title just now lol): An AU ending to the second movie so SPOILERS AHEAD okay?! If you haven’t seen it yet please stop reading. Anyway. In this AU Roxy and Merlin live, but Princess Tilde dies. Eggsy has a hard time dealing with her death and the guilt he feels for not saving her in time, but Harry, Merlin and Roxy help a lot with that. They all move in together in a big house and get up to tons of shenanigans both at work and at home, and Harry and Eggsy especially help each other through their issues (guilt, butterfly visions, all that).

Adopted AU: HARRY ADOPTS A YOUNG EGGSY AND IT’S THE BEST GODDAMN THING EVER. Harry has to balance being a super spy and taking care of a seven-year old kid at the same time with Merlin constantly poking fun at him and Eggsy getting into mountains of trouble at Kingsman HQ whenever he brings them there. Then we get into fun things like kidnapping for ransom, Harry having panic attacks over said kidnapping and then him and Merlin charging in like fucking badasses to save his (their, Merlin totally gets attached too) son.

My Babysitter’s A VampireGrim Reaper AU: After finding out that Ethan’s fated to die, Benny makes a deal with a Grim Reaper to trade his life for Ethan’s, becoming a Grim Reaper in the process. Between his new job in the underworld and sneaking back to White Chapel to see Ethan, all sorts of crazy things happen!

AND PHEWWW I THINK THAT’S IT!! At least those are the ones that I’ve actually talked about and introduced before, I’m sure I have a lot more I’ve either forgotten about or haven’t had the chance to show yet, so yeah :’) I have way too many AUs lol but they’re all so dear to me and so much fun to talk about so!! Hmu with that good content we can chat about all of these any day, I’m down //high fives you

#H eck I have way waaaay too many AUs #I had to actually go over to my other blog and search my AU tag just to make sure I got them all RIP #I just make up AUs for everything what can I say;; #The mod answers #The final boss makes an entrance #OOC #Shima's AUs #I LOVE ALL MY AUS THOUGH!! THEY'RE ALL THE BEST #Come hmu on my personal and we can chat about them all day I have absolutely no objections to that #Press A to talk #An NPC appears #Long post