Can you give us some horny serbia headcanons?😳😳😳
Ive gotten several requests for this so lets go
As per usual CW for sexual content
Bisexual and mmmmaybe heteroromantic?? Either way homophobic and doesn’t let anyone know he likes men
Degrading, choking, scratching and punching are all on the table
Possibly into gunplay??
Really into anal, ashamed of it tho
Absolutely loves recieving oral, also pulls his partner’s hair during
Brat tamer
Extremely patriotic, putting it here because I wouldn’t be surprised if he jerked off to his own flag at least once lol
Hates being edged, would rather die
Probably tops 99% of the time, I have a hard time seeing him submitting to anyone (except by force maybe)
Really hairy
Groans and breathes heavily, doesn’t moan. Doesn’t mind his partner being loud, but it’s def not a turn on for him
Likes size difference, loves to feel big
LOVES boobs. Absolutely truly loves them. Fav place to cvm on
Seeing a bulge in his partner’s throat/Stomach >>>>>>>
Loves cowgirl, cause he can see the titties, but second fav is probably like spread eagle or something
Fucked every other yugo character (except kosovo, vojvodina and srpska because i headcanon them to be underage, and other reasons) and countless other people
I think thats it tbh bye
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When Bulgaria and Romania get another page together and no one remembers your existence:
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putting hetalia on the sims is so shameful but so good. bro feliks and tolys are making out in the closet after their 1029012 time fighting, i just saw feliks and gilbert fight, ivan tries to hit on tolys when SERBIA bootycalls and i made all the yugotalia characters fuck this is not good for me
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Balkantalia in internet fights
“Nice argument. Unfortunately,”
[types up actual counter argument]: 🇭🇷
[types up incoherent rant full of emojis and profanity]: 🇦🇱
“I disagree.” : 🇸🇮
“you’re wrong+ratio” : 🇧🇦
“I fucked your mom last night” : 🇷🇸
“kys” : 🇧🇬
“I am inside your walls” : 🇷🇴
“your mom” : 🇬🇷
[doxxes you]: 🇲🇰
[blocked]: 🇲🇪
[unblocks you, makes another point and blocks you again]: 🇽🇰
[all of the above, in that order]: 🇹🇷
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Draw serbia and croatia in eurovision outfits
Slay
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touch me while your bros play grand theft auto,,,,,
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Map of the 6 Republics, along the SARs of Serbia (and Srpska) that conformed Yugoslavia, with all the Yugotalia characters, during 1990
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I meant to post this earlier oops but it’s up on my Instagram too (please go like it my engagement on Instagram is dead @sztukalodowcowa)
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