#aktiss dernuk

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i have finished my abomination

why did i make this

#ak goes insane #sao #homestuck #aktiss dernuk #why did i make this #this took way too long #laptop touchpad mspaint quality go brrr #mspain #saostuck #i guess #cull me

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-instructions and introduction~

~mothers and fuckers of grumblr!-

~i am aktiss dernuk, scuffed but learned clown of cavern rivers and dark murky lakebeds and NOT A FUCKING SEADWELLER!! (inbetweener purple with shitty half-vestigial gills! not fucking violet!), and you may adress me as either a girl or a thang (=she/it)-

~welcome to this blogge of endarken了ment, where all of you are invited了 to ask yours truly for advice in matters of both spiritual and divine nature!-

~or just to ask me questions in order to expand thy ken and mirthfulness, a worthwile cause!-

~now, you (statistically) lowbloods! some ground rules:

*asks will be answered when i can be bothered了

*i will answer them in order of actual relevance to what this blog is for; im not a refugee center for lowbloods who want to use the faith as a safety net (not saying you can't, just that it's not my job)-

*except if there's a particularly fucked了 up motherfucker that i cannot let languish in my askbox

*go fucking wild!

~i am hereby open to pestering chucklefucks!-

(also if i see ooc assholery you're getting banned)

#mirthful-advice #pinned post

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~ok so ill cut to the chase, there's been a long-running problem in mirthful circles where some dumbasses completely misunderstand the point of the violence, and start indiscriminately slaughtering as if they're fuckign culling drones-

~any idea on how i could make these chucklefucks understand that they gotta have style and flair and "plot" about their slaughters, because example-culling isn't cutting it anymore (what with the slayer-syndrome a lot of these wildcards have)-

(~ill be making a big rant on my own blog soon too but i doubt some of these nookwhiffs will take it to bloodpusher-)

<~aktiss dernuk/mirthfuladvice- >

Hoonestly I recoommend frightening them. Name and shame poossibly? I'm noot well versed in moodern mirth coommunties but I'm pretty sure they're still quite based oon hoonoour? Naming and shaming coould almoost embarrass them oout oof it?

#advice #mirthfuladvice

[approximateknowledge]

i did it again

couldn't help myself

#ak goes insane #sao #homestuck #aktiss dernuk

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self portrait

#ak draws #aktiss dernuk #shitty sketch

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fuck it

made my own troll call card

#ak goes insane #homestuck #aktiss dernuk #troll call

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Surprise Second Ship: You yourself x Sollux Captor (pitch)

throwing myself off the cliff (unsure if positive)

#ship bingo #cursed #sollux captor #aktiss dernuk

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guess i have a cohost now

just in case

you know

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shaking hands with prior anon what do you MEAN youre a small blog????? aktiss dernuk most popular influencer on tumblrternia

i have a single-digit amount of posts that even vaguely qualify as "big" so yeah, no

my one claim to "fame" is that one chart is made a while back that blew up for no reason despite how shittily i made it

^this thing

so yeah no

am smoll

i hope

#anon ask

[approximateknowledge]

Every multiple of 5 for the Homestuck asks >:3

challenge accepted 了>:3

so:

5- i *am* the trollsona. hi it's me im aktiss dernuk 了:p

10- sadly i live in the eu and i have litterally never seen the holy brew of the mirthful messiahs in person, alas

15- cronus needs to be put in a blender right now. i hate him and not in a pitch way.

20- probably jake but not in a malicious way. i actually kind of like him; just like the other 3 more.

25- Redglare, see earlier post. (edited because i accidentally answered 26 before)

30- don't like nikhee

35- canonical? probably davekat because im a basic bitch. (although my halkri crackpot ship remains)

40- davejade. they work best as friends.

45- ... (eridan)

50- that's a hard one... i have a lot of the opposite direction mostly. but i guess... rufioh to an extent? i still don't hate him though, just more nuanced. so, none, really.

55- alternia hands down because k-selection is sophont species is too fascinating to pass up on. i have no regard for my own safety and am simultaneously a massive coward yes i know that makes no sense

60- meat. but with like 5 asterisks and a giant rant (coming soon^tm) about how unreliable narrators in control of the narrative make the narrative make sense (roxy and dave being the 2 lynchpins in the chaos)

65- kind of and it's complicated (see above)

70- it's okay, although i still prefer the Witch one

75- yes and limeblood/mutant terezi is objectively hilarious because she'd just clown on the culling efforts

80- not really,no

85- impossible to choose: gold pilot, heir of grief, ascend, beatup, and lilith in starkight are up there, but i couldn't possibly choose one (also austin atlantis)

90- partial to in-universe species swap, as in, human to troll transformation. (i wonder why. couldn't possibly be blatant wish fulfillment!)

95- Land of Megastructure and Epihyte. ancient crumbling arcologies held up by plant life, which itself grows by the light from the Megastructure it holds up. and the light is fading~ (dramatic sound effect)

100- see above: davekat good

#homestuck #ask game #very long post