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panickypansexual · 7 years

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ok so I had to do this again because I fucked up the numbers but here we go!

Special thanks to @spastikchildren for tagging me; you’re the real MVP

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Water. Actually, that’s the only thing I’ve drunk all day…huh…

2. Phone call: I dunno! I haven’t called anyone in 2017 at all (because I hate phone calls).

3. Text message: An in depth analysis of a microwave meal. I shit you not.

4. Song you listened to: I don’t know what it’s called, but it’s that really intense party music going on in the background of the video clip ‘fly vs electric screwdriver’. Yeah, the meme-y one.

5. Time you cried: Probably recently? Oh yeah, a few nights ago. I was laughing too hard at a shitpost lol

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: God no! I’d rather dieeeeeee (but not really)

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes, but that’s only because I thought playing the Pocky game with a crumbly wafer was an intelligent decision. Hint hint: it was not.

8. Been cheated on: No, fortunately not.

9. Lost someone special: Not anyone super close to me, but yes.

10. Been depressed: I. Have. Depression. You. Pleb.

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No, I can’t drink. Actually, I could. I just refuse to.

FAVORITE COLORS (this is actually really hard since I love a lot of colors!)

12. Purple (my all-time favorite)

13. Electric Lime Green

14. Black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: No, but I’ve gotten a lot closer to some people.

16. Fallen out of love: No.

17. Laughed until you cried: See #5

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, but it was actually just my mutuals spreading the love, so that was pretty cool.

19. Met someone who changed you: Not in the last year, no.

20. Found out who your friends are: No, but I’ve figured out who I don’t want to stay in contact with after I get out of school.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No, neither my ex nor my girlfriend have a Facebook (as far as I know).

GENERAL (ooh, nice module!):

22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: Most of them, aside from my fake accounts….yeah, I had like 50+ lol

23. Do you have any pets: Yes! I have three lovely cats and a clown loach.

24. Do you want to change your name: Not particularly; no.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: I didn’t do anything ;_; They said the place I wanted to go wouldn’t be good for a party, and then my friend just took our ‘squad’ there and we had fun. So, it felt like a birthday. I might have a real one in the summer to make up for it, but that seems a little….selfish.

26. What time did you wake up: At like 5 AM because I had to pee

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying to fall asleep.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Getting out of this shitty education system! That means: having a full-fledged job (which I’m trying to start now), hopefully living with my sweetheart one day and not being surrounded by assholes.

29. One thing you wish you could change about your life: Less acne!

30. What are you listening to right now: My fish tank’s usual bubbly noises and my overhead AC

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Heck yeah I have! His name’s Tom McCall! But not the governor. Just an eggplant I raised….(along with Bob Straub, because Oregon history ftw).

32. Something that is getting on your nerves: me myself and I

33. Most visited website: Probably this one. Youtube would be #2. Or Google, if you could count that. I have a lot of questions. Speaking of that, Wikipedia would be like #3.

34. Moles: Like 5, but I’m going to grow a lot more as I get older. It’s in my genes.

35. Marks: I have one scar on my foot (at least, I think it’s going to be a scar) from a mysterious injury involving my chair and a lot of blood. I also have a small scar near my collarbone the size of an icepick, which I’ve had since I was born (I think).

36. Childhood dream: Staying alive. In other words, not killing myself! And guess what? I achieved it!

37. Hair color: Brunette; chocolate brown with caramel colored highlights if you want to get more specific. It’s my natural hair color (including the highlights).

38. Long or short hair: Everyone loves my hair short, but I fucking hate it. I prefer long hair.

39. Do you have a crush on someone: Er, does my girlfriend count?

40. What do you like about yourself: *nervous laughter*….nothing? I guess my eyes are pretty nice.

41. Piercings: None.

42. Blood type: Both of my parents are Os, so even though I’ve never been tested (hella scared about that), I’m probably an O.

43. Nickname: Aside from Panic/Loli, none. Those are just my online tags.

44. Relationship status: Happily dating a cute girl. It’s unfortunately a long distance relationship for the summer, though…I miss her cuddles.

45. Zodiac: Aquarius/Capricorn cusp, but I’m much more of an Aquarius (so I just typically go by that)

46. Pronouns: y’all/yaint. Just kidding, she/her. I’d set the whole ‘y’all/yaint’ thing as my blog title, but I feel like someone would think I was making fun of pronouns so I won’t.

47. Favorite TV Show: I rarely watch TV honestly, but probably Billy the Exterminator. Reminds me a bit of @spastikchildren, actually. He’s a rocker-type dude who goes around rescuing animals.

48. Tattoos: None.

49. Right or left hand: Assuming you mean my dominant hand, right.

50. Surgery: None yet. I’m terrified of having to get my wisdom teeth out. I’ve never been knocked out before….

51. Hair dyed in a different color: Not right now, but when I start going gray I’ll just become ‘anime grandma’ and dye my hair crazy colors.

52. Sport: MARCHING BAND, which is a sport. If you think it is not, I suggest you come watch me perform after putting hundreds of hours into it (all while my arms are practically falling off).

53. Vacation: I’d rather not. Traveling is stressful for me.

54. Pair of trainers: I have this really sick ass pair of electric colored New Balance shoes that I’m currently breaking in.

MORE GENERAL:

55. Eating: Seahorses. Just kidding, they’re actually giant pieces of barbequed chicken that look like giant seahorses, so that’s why I call them that.

56. Drinking: Water, because these seahorses are (pleasantly) spicy.

57. I’m about to: I dunno. Maybe I’ll play some Don’t Starve. I just watched someone play it and picked up some new techniques that might make it easier for me to play.

58. Waiting for: Nothing in particular, really. I guess for me to finish eating and finish this thingy.

59. Want: To feel like I’m useful and wanted, to have a good career in freelance writing, to take a warm shower because I’m cold, and to ask my girlfriend to spoil me….because I want more hugs.

RELATIONSHIPS (not a category, but I added it so)

60. Get married: Sure, I’d like to get married. But I don’t wanna have kids (maybe I’ll adopt some older ones so I don’t have to deal with screaming shit demons).

61. Career: I’m really hoping I can begin freelance writing, because I really don’t fucking want to go to college (and no, it doesn’t require a degree, I’ve done research on it). I’m trying to start now.

62. Hugs or kisses: Hugs. I have no fucking clue how to kiss people.

63. Lips or eyes: Eyes ftw, though my lips are a delightful cherry pink without any lipstick so I do like that about me.

64. Shorter or taller: I often like taller people, but I really am sort of indifferent.

65. Older or younger: I like to date people the same age (or close) as me. Otherwise, I don’t really care.

66. Nice arms or nice stomach: Uh, I don’t care either way.

67. Sensitive or loud: I’m sensitive all right. But I’m okay with loud noises; I sit behind percussionists after all.

68. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. I need attention and cuddles.

69. Troublemaker or hesitant: HESITANT.

HAVE YOU EVER:

70. Kissed a stranger: uh no

71. Drank hard liquor: No, I don’t drink.

72. Lost glasses/contacts: No. I very rarely wear my glasses anyway, so it’s a moot point.

73. Turned someone down: No, I’m not cute enough for people to have a crush on me. Except for online creepers (which I always turn down).

74. Sex on the first date: No thanks.

75. Broken someone’s heart: No, I get my heart broken most all of the time. I hardly do the breaking.

76. Had your heart broken: YES. And not just in relationships.

77. Been arrested: No, but I think the police have a record for me (I wasn’t guilty of anything, though).

78. Cried when someone died: Yeah, I am a short fuse when it comes to crying.

79. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

80. Yourself: Fuck no. I don’t even know if I’m real. I honestly hope I’m not….

81. Miracles: I guess. It’s a miracle I’m still alive, I think.

82. Love at first sight: Yes, but that’s not real love.

83. Santa Claus: Yes, he’s my homie.

84. Kiss on the first date: Depends.

85. Angels: I think it’s possible they exist, but I’m not sure.

OTHER:

86. Current best friend’s names: Probably Cairo and Ana.

87. Eye color: Bluish green with a splash of hazel, but for all intents and purposes, just green.

88. Favorite Movie: Anything really shitty.

I tag: Whoever’s reading this! (and hasn’t already done it)

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spineofdeathwing · 7 years

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Heyo, it's Maul.

I don't use tumblr and, in all honesty, I've found that I don't like most tumblr users that I've come across. That being said, I'm not into categorizing an entire community of people based on the select encounters that I've personally had, as I'm sure you all are swell people. For the most part, at least.

Let me preface this by saying that I am not, nor have I ever been, a particularly "nice" individual. I'm far too blunt and straightforward, a characteristic of mine that has led me to where I am now in the WrA RP community: either loved or hated. I am, however, someone who treats others with respect, provided that they deserve such treatment. As I'm sure you are all aware of, there are certain people and groups out there that are nothing but scumbags. There have been certain instances of where I have acted like an asshole to those I personally felt deserved it, which is definitely wrong.

I'm the type of person that will openly and freely admit to my own shortcomings. I am not averted to taking responsibility for my own faults or screw-ups, which has led me to believe that, for the most part, others hold themselves to the same general code of conduct. So, to recap, respect and responsibility. Keep that in mind.

99% of people I come across, at least to my knowledge, have absolutely no qualms with me. The 1% that don't like me have their own reasons, and I completely respect their right to dislike me. I couldn't care less, however, that they don't like me. WoW is an online game; the moment you seek to please everyone is the moment you become a soulless husk. Believe me, when I first started out on Brugash, I tried my hardest OOCly to get everyone to like me, despite my protests if you ever accused me of such.

Now... I'm not sure why the Wolfmane post came to the surface, but I'm only to going to grace that anonymous poster with a response for the next few sentences. There are two sides to every story, both horribly misconstrued. What remains a constant, however, is that I know for a fact that you have absolutely no evidence to substantiate your wild accusations against me (most of which are entirely false). Unfortunately, you guys are more likely to scamper away at the first sight of confrontation than you are to actually hold a conversation that isn't stacked almost entirely in your favor. 9 v 1 ring any bells?

Alright, onto the other shitter. I formed the Irontusk clan because the orcish community was dying. I won't delve into the specifics, but the premise for the clan was not original; just your typical warmongering bunch. OOCly, however, is where I feel we shined. We were openminded and respectful, oftentimes to a fault, as another poster below stated. My vision for the clan was to outshine all of its predecessors: the Ironfang and Warfang clans, to be specific, both of which I heard from others devolved into piles of shit. Excuse my French.

The officer core I eventually ended up with was sublime, for lack of better terminology: Skorest (founder of the Warfang clan), Elsine (former GM of the Ironfang clan), Pagdash (founder of the Dreadhowl clan). On paper, these individuals were meant to be the pillars of the new orc community that I very publicly strove for. In practice, however, I did all of the work. Skorest, Elsine, and Pagdash only went as far as to DM the events that I asked them to (which is something, I suppose), but past that they were a hindrance to the clan. The tasks I set for them were either never completed or were finished weeks later. If it matters, of the three, Elsine did the most.

What were these officers doing instead of fulfilling the expectations of their positions? Elsine and Skorest were constantly at each other's throats, with Skorest unsurprisingly filling the role of provocateur as Elsine would throw a hissy fit. Pagdash did well to stray away from these conflicts, but she more often than not took Skorest's side. In any case, I essentially put the guild on my back and carried it for the better part of three months, which stressed the hell out of me and factored into my departure.

To cap it off, I ran this guild in a benevolent dictatorship in the end. It's the type of guild-related government that fits my needs and my work ethic, and it turned out great. Even Raton of the Wolfmane complimented my guild, and that guy hates me. Another story for another time :^)

Skorest here has made some claims about me too. First of all, I have to commend you for actually showing up to talk. You're an eloquent writer with an excellent grasp on the fundamentals of grammar and sentence structure, but you're a piss poor speaker. That's probably why you perceived my outspoken nature as a personal attack on you. To set the record straight, I was -not- respectful towards Skorest in this particular instance, which was a major deviation from the norm. But the disrespect was mutual and, honestly, I had forgotten about the conversation until someone pointed me in the direction of this thread. So, Skorest, I apologize for hurting your feelings. Won't happen again.

Nevertheless, the summary of our discussion was myself getting at Skorest because of the petty antics he had committed himself to. He threw a temper tantrum when he wasn't given ownership of the guild, kicked out the individual that I did appoint as GM, tried to poach members from the guild as he left, and lied multiple times about why I left.

Let me set the record straight a second time -- I LOVED the Irontusk clan. I put so much work into creating what I perceived to be an absolute masterpiece (with very little help from my officers) and it crushed me that RL was pulling me away from the game. I spent hours upon hours each and every day RPing with every single member of the guild, creating nearly EVERY event that I or one of my officers DMed, dispelling any possibility of cliques forming within the guild, and establishing relations with other clans and guilds, to name a select few. When I say I did everything, I mean it. I am not exaggerating. I poured everything I had into a clan that, had I not left, would have easily became the biggest and baddest the orc community has ever seen.

The reason I left is because I'm a full time college student that managed to finally land not one, but two jobs just after Thanksgiving. This was stated multiple times during the last meeting I had with my former officers, along with the possibility of appointing someone else GM, but I guess facts that don't support their narrative are just cast off to the side. Take it as you will, but there's a reason that Maul is still an extremely prominent member in the orc community and that Skorest was having trouble simply finding a guild to put his orc in, as per his now tarnished reputation.

Moving on, stalking? I've spoken with Pagdash once (who is the GM of the Wartotem tribe now, for those of you who don't know) and that's it. I haven't even been online in the past 2 weeks. School is about to start up in a couple of days and I've been working nonstop since late November. I've been on less than a handful of times, most of which I've just logged onto Maul and sat him in the Valley of Honor while I did other shit off the game. I implore you to show the screenshots of my so-called "harassment" or "stalking." If you want, I can help you fabricate a couple of screenshots so it doesn't seem so pathetic. Seriously, I'm down to help a homie out.

Take a breath guys, it's almost over. This is just the part where I speak out against those that claim I'm discriminatory or prejudiced against any religion / ethnicity / sexual orientation / gender. Again, there's absolutely no evidence out there that would support these allegations, but I'll go ahead and take the bait. As Dezka mentioned before, I myself am of mixed descent. I'm an immigrant to the United States. I have countless homosexual and transsexual friends. I am a conservative from a political -- not social -- standpoint. I'd be happy to get into the specifics of what I do or don't believe to those who are interested, but you'll have to hit me up. I'll just leave it with I ultimately believe everyone has a right to do whatever the hell they want; if it doesn't affect me, I don't care.

Someone here (also posted anonymously - it's as if they're not confident enough to show their face while shitposting me) accused me of exhibiting anti-Muslim tendencies. This is false. I have and will continue to treat Muslims the same way I treat everyone else, because that's the decent thing to do. Even though I personally believe that the fundamentals of Islam are sexist / homophobic and have caused the rise of many extremely violent radical terrorist groups, I do NOT believe that every Muslim is a terrorist. That would be ridiculous. Most Muslims in the world have more or less adhered to the social expectations of whatever country they've immigrated to, which is great. I'm great friends with several Muslims that agree completely with my perspective and don't condone the subjugation of woman and the slaughtering of homosexuals in these Middle Eastern cultures. Sorry if that's too extreme for you.

Additionally, all of these political discussions took place in a channel called the "Ice Box," where everyone was explicitly informed TIME and TIME again that the subject material would be sensitive. Even then, there was never any harassment that I was made aware of, and absolutely nobody was discriminated against based on the color of their skin or what religion they practiced.

At the end of the day, there is very few people who dislike me. As I said before, I'm sure they have their reasons, and I respect that. Hell, I don't harbor any negative feelings for these bozos simply because I couldn't hold a grudge to save my life. But I'm not going to let you talk shit without dishing some back myself, nom' sayin'? I do find it amusing that now that I'm out of the picture game-wise, I'm being called out. I haven't played consistently at all in the past two months, and now you guys decided to take a swing. No evidence, I must point out once more. Not a single shred.

Also, what the anon posted about Skorest was of his own doing. They asked for my screenshots multiple times, but I simply wasn't around at the time. And while I personally don't care what you guys post in your Discords, I find it funny that there seems to be a double standard here. You accuse me of being a scumbag WITHOUT evidence, and then backpedal about your own actions when proof is provided of your exploits.

Face it, bud. You're a glutton for drama. You've said it yourself multiple times and even take pride in being a "guild killer." Good on you for dismantling the Shadowtusk tribe, of course, because pedophilia is disgusting. But where it concerns the Irontusk, you just didn't get your way. We had that conversation after everything was said and done, and you crumbled under the pressure as I expected you would, telling me to go "kill myself" when it was evident you were losing badly, then you ran off into another channel. I followed. You banned me. Since then, we've had no contact until now. If you really want to venture down this road, just know I'm strapping up the boxing gloves right now :^) I promise you I can disprove every illegitimate point that you make.

I'll leave it with a firm apology, though. If I've caused all of you anons enough strife to warrant an entire wall of posts, then I must've affected you blokes on some intense emotional level then. In all seriousness, I don't mean any harm to anyone, and even though the tone of my post is a little sarcastic and satirical, I'm really not a bad dude. You can either take the word (still no evidence) of people who very clearly and very blatantly hate me, or you can form your own opinion like an adult.

It's what separates the sheep from the shepherd.

#scumbag #submission

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